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Happy 117th birthday to the late Dr. Seuss! Dr. Seuss Enterprises waited until this day, National Reading Day, to cancel six of his books.   And Kansas City waited until this day to tell residents about tornado drills, so the US National Weather Service text people got was confusing.   Surprise, surprise for Johnson County where none of its 200 sirens sounded.

 

In Texas, 33 long-term care facilities were evacuated due to the winter storm; a vandal cut the brakes on 33 unsuspecting vehicles in Washington state; and 33% of Americans say the president is not fit for Washington, D.C.  

 

Indiana, Maryland, Massachusetts, Louisiana, Wisconsin all reported 33 coof deaths this past week while the Bay Area and the UK note deaths falling 33%.  Meanwhile, South Africa will use $33 million to help them get Johnson & Johnson vaccines in people faster.

 

Stepping behind the curtain, we discuss the 33 communities in Manipur that pledge to prohibit poppy plantations and replace grower livelihoods with a government-implemented lifestyle alternative.  

 

Last Tuesday, patients and caregivers from Nebraska Families for Medical Cannabis urged their representatives to pass a medical legalization bill, Legislative Bill 474, along with two measures to help prevent any technicalities from blocking the will of the people — but they need at least 33 senators to override a filibuster of the measure.  LB474 will be the subject of public hearing on March 10th.

 

Seven MMJ license-wielding idiots in KC took a step in the wrong direction when they smoked weed to allegedly help train police officers how to identify impaired users.   

 

Two recreational measures are up for consideration in Washington, D.C. after Mayor Bowser and City Council Chair Phil Mendelson both introduced one of their own.   Congratulations Virginia where lawmakers passed a recreational bill for 2024!  In the meantime, apply for a business license in Michigan where you’re not longer required to hold a medical license prior and send some of that legalization karma to Montana where voters are fighting an uphill battle to keep the constitutional amendment they approved back in November 2020.

 

Oh, and make sure you follow any requisites you set out for your boards and commissions or else you’ll get called out like New Jersey.

 

More than 12,000 acres is up for auction in Nebraska in 33 tracts.   Bidding starts March 22nd, just FYI.  One 33-year-old man spiked a woman’s smoothie and a 33-year-old nurse raped an 87-year-old in a senior living facility.  Miss Germany is a 33-year-old mom while Spain’s oldest mom just lost custody of her twins.  If you’re bummed about Daft Punk, you’ll be happy to hear Smashing Pumpkins is recording a 33-song album.   Or maybe you won’t.  But one lady got a smile on her face when a thrift store worker mailed her her late father’s Purple Heart .  An Oregon man encountered a rare fox while some Australians sheared a wild sheep.   And if you’ve made it this far with the munchies, treat yourself with some QuikTrip roller grill ’cause it’s back, baybay!

 

The bowlers talk about the first time they ever watched an R-rated movie and next Tuesday we want to hear about the First Time You Ever 69’d!  Leave a voicemail or text (816) 607-3663.

Thank you Quirkess, our executive producer for Episode 65 of Bowl After Bowl! This is a value-for-value podcast thanks to the time, talent, and treasure of all the bowlers out there.  Special thanks to Nodebit and Voidzero for keeping our bowls burning brighter Tuesday after Tuesday — and overtime thanks toSirSeatSitter, host of the podcast ABS ‘n a 6-Pack, who joined us for our second Bowls with Buds!

Pasco County can get on top of our 33 segment any day.  Afterwaiting 33 years, they’re finally getting a second Hooters!  If you’re not fortunate enough to have two Hooters where you live, you can always jump on one of these33 new flight routes thanks to the new American Airline-JetBlue partnership.  And if you’re bored on a flight, you can try to solve the riddle of how Mitch McConnell’s federal disclosure jumped from $3 million to $33 million in two years. Coincidence? I think not!

Kansas City is loosening a few ‘VID restrictions, like restaurant hours and group sizes — but face diapers and six-foot safe spaces are still required. Soon, face-friendly folks could find protections in Tennessee wherelegislation to prevent discrimination against the maskless is on the table. A 90-year-old Seattle woman wanted the vaccine so bad, she walked six miles in the snow to get it.  Wonder if she’ll mind the‘rona sniffing dogs

Can cannabis cure the coof?  If studies go well, this cannabinoid-containing complex mixture may seek an Independent New Drug Filing with the FDA.

Three states — Kansas, Nebraska, and Idaho — have no state-legal access of any kind, but Kansas Governor Kelly wants to fund Medicaid expansion and thinks taxes from a medical marijuana market could make that happen.  She’s probably right, as this recession-proof industry created 77,000 new jobs last year in the midst of the 2020 madness.  More than 320,000 folks are currently employed full-time by the weed industry.

There are currently 800 lawsuits filed by entrepreneurs who didn’t get cannabiz licenses in Missouri, but now their lawyers are confused by a Supreme Court directive stating attorneys cannot participate in or advise clients how to participate in federally illegal activities.  This is contradictory to protections written into the state’s 2018 medical marijuana constitutional amendment, so the issue could end up in Court.

It’s no surprise in the bowl that Biden’s Department of Justice lawyers ruled the IRS can investigate Section 280E violations, slamming $4.2 million — a sick joke — in penalties and back taxes on the Colorado cannabiz that brought their fight all the way to the U.S. Supreme Court.   The clip played during this segment was from the National Cannabis Industry Association’s IRS Tax Code Section 280E explainer video.  Biden also received a letter from37 Congressmen asking for a blanket pardon of the 1,927 prisoners sitting in federal prison for weed.

Despite overwhelming support nationwide for the de-scheduling of marijuana, states like Mississippi, Montana, and South Dakota nullified election results.  The Utah Supreme Court ruled the governor and legislature could legally enact a more restricted market than what voters passed, and Nebraska wouldn’t let a medical initiative get to ballot because apparently growing, selling, and possessing weed are three different issues and ballot initiatives are limited to one in the state.  

South Dakota could have been the 13th state to legalize a recreational market, but now it may have to wait even longer to see its voter-approved medical market roll out.  New Jersey became the 13th full rec state since the governor finally signed legislation enacting the will of the people.  An appellate court in the Garden State also lifted a 2019 order preventing the issuance of 24 additional medical dispensary licenses.  Virginia is also expanding their medical market now that they’re able to grow and sell nug!  About time.

A 2020 Nobel Prize in chemistry went to a pair that created the Crispr-Cas9, a DNA mutating tool using an enzyme and a guide RNA.  Some cannabis companies have been using it since 2018 to create genetic changes in strains like disease resistance and climate tolerance.

Possession of any drug besides pot in New Mexico is a felony, so the Senate Health and Public Affairs Committee unanimously passed a defelonization bill to be heard by another senate committee.  

Nelly’s Wildwood, Missouri mansion is on the market for 75% off it’s 2002 list price.  Unfortunately, it’s been abandoned for the whole two decades since it was originally listed.  If you’re looking for a B&B in Pennsylvania, you could stay at Buffalo Bill’s place.   If you’re looking for a new home, consider Newton County, Missouri which just passed the Second Amendment Preservation Act.  

Gorilla Glue Girl’s GoFundMe is under investigation.  Someone should probably investigate why Daft Punk is calling it quits after 28 years, or why the Philadelphia airport is paying for a robot to follow a human to deliver food to people.  Congratulations to Patrick Mahomes and his fiancée who welcomed a baby girl Earthside this past week, and also to this husband who won a Guinness World Record for putting on 35 shirts in one minute thanks to the help of his wife.

The bowlers talk about the first time they ever drove somewhere they weren’t supposed to and decide next week’s FTIE will be the first time I ever saw an R-rated movie.  Get your stories in now or later with a voicemail at (816) 607-3663.

 

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The magic number was all around this weeks. 33% of Americans believe banning Trump from some social media went too far. At least 33 people shot, 5 injured this weekend in Chicago. The dude in the epic buffalo garb also happens to be 33 years old.

 

A British hacktivist has allegedly archived every Parler post – even deleted ones – for Internet archiving.

 

Bruce Willis was asked to leave store for refusing to wear a face diaper. Too bad he lives so far away! We would love to host him at the Kansas City No Agenda meetup this Friday at Don Chilito’s! Can you believe Kansas City is touting ventilators as new technology to combat the Rona? They published a positive ventilator PR story the other day.

 

Lisa Montgomery’s execution is once again indefinitely postponed. The decision was granted today, though the Department of Justice is battling it in appeals. Just in case she was federally executed today, though, our local news played a 15-minute memorial of sorts last night that included a fucking song. In the morning!

 

 Missouri House Democrats filed Resolution 10 urging Josh Hawley to resign after he dared to listen to and act on behalf of his constituents. His book deal was slashed and now Hallmark is asking for their donation money back. Ha!

 

The Kansas City Star removed the image of its founder, William Rockhill Nelson, from their publication along with his quote, “A paper for the people.” Their editorial board has previously called for the renaming of JC Nichols Parkway and the Chiefs.

 

Kansas representative Aaron Coleman has requested to leave the Democratic party and become an Independent. Unfortunately for him, Kansas Democrats have already filed a complaint about him that will lead to a bipartisan investigation. 

 

 

Welcome to Kansas City, From the Earth dispensary! They opened last Friday as Missouri slowly continues rolling out our medical market. Oregon made $1 billion in 2020 sales, creating a new record for themselves! The South Dakota Governor issued an executive order challenging the amendment legalizing recreational while Colorado issues a recall on two strains. And if you’re looking to get into this budding industry, Arkansas is now issuing processing and transport licenses.

 

We discuss the first time we ever got high at a concert and listen to producer stories, then get inspiration for next week’s FTIE from phoneboy: the first time I ever called into a radio show.

 
We round out the show by throwing some strikes, but mostly gutters: