VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 290 Producers: harvhat, Anonymous Podcast Guru User, ChadF, Bearsnare, Kyrin, ComicStripBlogger, marykateultra, Boolysteed, piranesi, HeyCitizen, Fletcher, Clip_Custodian, makeheroism, EASTSIDE TONY, NetNed, cottongin, Boo-Bury, phifer

Congratulations to Fletcher and RevCyberTrucker for winning the calendar giveaway! Here is the proof of work video.

Intro/Outro: Citizen Kannot – Hotel Lobby Christmas Tree

Check out the Homegrown Hits Christmas special featuring TWO LIT performances

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Alby goes invite-only to encourage self-custody (No Bullshit Bitcoin)

Here is Alby’s blog post regarding the recent change

‘In Argentina, contracts can be settled in Bitcoin’ (CoinTelegraph)

Elizabeth Warren spreads disinformation to build support for unconstitutional Bitcoin surveillance bills (No Bullshit Bitcoin)

Amboss introduces Ghost addresses (Amboss)

KC Bitcoiners January 5th coffee at Take Care

TOP THREE 33

Ten teenagers among mothers who gave birth to 33 Christmas Day babies at Limpopo (S Africa) hospital (IOL)

How feeding calves helped this 33 year old farm mom recover from a devastating brain tumor (AgWeb)

Suffolk daycare cited for 33 state violations in 6-month period (News 12)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

President Biden signs National Defense Authorization Act (DoD)

Biden issues proclamation expanding marijuana pardon initiative to cover offenses committed on federal properties (White House)
Senior advisors noted in an email the president’s pardons “delivered meaningful progress to black and Latino communities”

Mississippi State Department of Health places administrative hold on all medical pot products that went through Rapid Analytics for testing (Mississippi Free Press)
New York Gov. Kathy Hochul vetoes bill allowing pot farmers to sell products to tribal weed retailers (Newsday)

New York facing another lawsuit (Green Market Report)
Ukraine’s Parliament approves medical pot bill, sending it to President Zelensky (WJLA)

METAL MOMENT

RevCyberTrucker brings us HANABIE’s We Love Sweets.

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever went to an office Christmas party.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever kept a resolution.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING.

Carolers take over KCK Walmart (KSHB 41)

Santa spotted kayaking in the Florida Keys (FOX)

Inflatable Christmas decoration chases Florida delivery driver (FOX)

Georgia man rescued after being trapped under gravel at rock quarry (11 Alive)

Arizona pastor shot in the head while preaching is out of the ICU and awake now (Not the Bee)

Toledo man attempts pun prank on Jews (WTOP)

LaGuardia Airport hides bullets in baby diaper (Associated Press)

Florida man goes fishing at Bass Pro Shop (FOX)

Man discovers 4.87-carat diamond at Arkansas state park (FOX)
Ohio McDonald’s closes after customer finds crack pipe in breakfast order (New York Post)

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 289 Producers: SircussMedia, Sharky, NetNed, harvhat, memes1337, makeheroism, RevCyberTrucker, DirtyJerseyWhore, Boolysteed, Boo-Bury, Sir TJ the Wrathful, phifer, Fletcher, Sir Oma, Tjunta

The winner of the calendar giveaway will be announced WEDNESDAY December 20 at 4:20 pm! Stay tuned.

Check out the mentioned Sir TJ the Wrathful Bowls With Buds

Intro: Christmas Bowl by HeyCitizen
Outro: It’s Christmastime Again! by HeyCitizen ft. Mary-Kate Ultra and DuhLaurien

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Alby becomes invite only

Mutiny wallet adds Nostr wallet auth, can now be self-hosted with StartOS (No Bullshit Bitcoin) 

Ledger Connect Kit exploited

Tether onboards US Secret Service and FBI

Bitcoin Connect wins Bolt Fun Legends of Lightning vol. 2

noStrudel / mempool.space

TOP THREE 33

Recalled applesauce pouches now linked to more than 200 lead poisoning cases in 33 states, CDC says (CBS)

Biden’s approval rating plunges to 33% (New York Post)

Bali records 33 new COVID-19 cases ahead of festive season (Coconuts)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Congress sends Biden National Defense Authorization Act featuring psychedelics studies (Congress)

DEA renews push to ban two psychedelics (Federal Register)

MAPS submits application to FDA to approve MDMA as prescription medication to treat PTSD (MAPS Public Benefit Corporation)

Medical marijuana use won’t trigger child abuse investigations, Arizona agency says (AZ Central)

Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker signs bill waiving application fees for transporters (General Assembly)

A quarter of Missouri cannabis microbusiness license winners deemed ineligible (Missouri Independent)

Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro signs bill allowing medical grower-processors to sell directly to patients, independent dispensaries to get cultivation licenses (PA Legislature)

Two Dutch cities start selling legally grown pot in an experiment to regulate pot trade (Associated Press)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us One Man Apocalypse’s cover of Frosty the Snowman.

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time They Ever exited a moving vehicle.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever went to an office Christmas party.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Circus show in UK stopped after acrobat falls 33 feet from ‘giant wheel of death’ (NDV)

33 handguns stolen from California gun show (KCRA)

33% of Gen Z’ers can’t talk to waiters (Not the Bee)

Thrifted vase fetches $107,000 at auction (AP)

Japanese man blows up apartment trying to kill cockroach with insecticide (New York Post)

Alabama man ‘high on mushrooms’ arrested with parrot on shoulder after fighting with Florida deputies (FOX)

Chihuahua plays Frogger on Staten Island Expressway, reunited with owners (Not the Bee)

Robbers have getaway vehicle stolen in Colorado (Not the Bee)

Florida woman arrested for falsely reporting her children’s Christmas gifts stolen in failed Grinch-like plot (FOX)

Kentucky family finds owl in Christmas tree (WDKY)

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 289 Producers: SircussMedia, Sharky, NetNed, harvhat, memes1337, makeheroism, RevCyberTrucker, DirtyJerseyWhore, Boolysteed, Boo-Bury, Sir TJ the Wrathful, phifer, Fletcher, Sir Oma, Tjunta

The winner of the calendar giveaway will be announced WEDNESDAY December 20 at 4:20 pm! Stay tuned.

Check out the mentioned Sir TJ the Wrathful Bowls With Buds

Intro: Christmas Bowl by HeyCitizen
Outro: It’s Christmastime Again! by HeyCitizen ft. Mary-Kate Ultra and DuhLaurien

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Alby becomes invite only

Mutiny wallet adds Nostr wallet auth, can now be self-hosted with StartOS (No Bullshit Bitcoin) 

Ledger Connect Kit exploited

Tether onboards US Secret Service and FBI

Bitcoin Connect wins Bolt Fun Legends of Lightning vol. 2

noStrudel / mempool.space

TOP THREE 33

Recalled applesauce pouches now linked to more than 200 lead poisoning cases in 33 states, CDC says (CBS)

Biden’s approval rating plunges to 33% (New York Post)

Bali records 33 new COVID-19 cases ahead of festive season (Coconuts)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Congress sends Biden National Defense Authorization Act featuring psychedelics studies (Congress)

DEA renews push to ban two psychedelics (Federal Register)

MAPS submits application to FDA to approve MDMA as prescription medication to treat PTSD (MAPS Public Benefit Corporation)

Medical marijuana use won’t trigger child abuse investigations, Arizona agency says (AZ Central)

Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker signs bill waiving application fees for transporters (General Assembly)

A quarter of Missouri cannabis microbusiness license winners deemed ineligible (Missouri Independent)

Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro signs bill allowing medical grower-processors to sell directly to patients, independent dispensaries to get cultivation licenses (PA Legislature)

Two Dutch cities start selling legally grown pot in an experiment to regulate pot trade (Associated Press)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us One Man Apocalypse’s cover of Frosty the Snowman.

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time They Ever exited a moving vehicle.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever went to an office Christmas party.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Circus show in UK stopped after acrobat falls 33 feet from ‘giant wheel of death’ (NDV)

33 handguns stolen from California gun show (KCRA)

33% of Gen Z’ers can’t talk to waiters (Not the Bee)

Thrifted vase fetches $107,000 at auction (AP)

Japanese man blows up apartment trying to kill cockroach with insecticide (New York Post)

Alabama man ‘high on mushrooms’ arrested with parrot on shoulder after fighting with Florida deputies (FOX)

Chihuahua plays Frogger on Staten Island Expressway, reunited with owners (Not the Bee)

Robbers have getaway vehicle stolen in Colorado (Not the Bee)

Florida woman arrested for falsely reporting her children’s Christmas gifts stolen in failed Grinch-like plot (FOX)

Kentucky family finds owl in Christmas tree (WDKY)

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Episode 288 Producers: GummyNerds, Oystein Berge, marykateultra, DotardTed, harvhat, HeyCitizen, Boolysteed, ferryoscar, piranesi, seedubs, Boo-Bury

You have ONE MORE WEEK to get your entry in for the DuhLaurien 2024 calendar! Simply mention “calendar” in a boost or PayPal donation.

Check out the latest Micah RockandRoll Bowls With Buds and taste the Orange Flavor

Intro/Outro: Renz Wilde – Candy Cane Express

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Apple confirms governments spy through push notifications (Reuters)

Ledger Live harvests user information (Protos)

BTCPayServer LNBank needs updating (No BS Bitcoin) 

El Salvador President Nayib Bukele steps down for re-election (Financial Times)

Tether freezes all OFAC-sanctioned wallets in proactive security measure

KC Bitcoiners beer at The Bar 6:00 PM WEDNESDAY December 13

TOP THREE 33

Man charged with sexual assault of 33 women over three nights at Melbourne nightclub (The Guardian)

Alleghany County (VA) man gets 33 years for high-speed chase, attempted aggravated murder of deputies (WSET)

Denver has spent more than $33M to support immigrants in the last year, more is needed (CBS Colorado)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

White House delays menthol cigarette ban (NPR)

Feds release more than 250 heavily-redacted documents on rescheduling recommendation (On Drugs Substack)

FBI memo says medical growers, caregivers can own guns but not patients (DOJ)

Florida recreational ballot divides pro-pot groups (FOX 4)

DEA warns Georgia pharmacies selling THC oils is unlawful (11 ALIVE)

Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker signs bill waiving transportation license fees (IL.gov)

New York Gov. Kathy Hochul vetoes bill allowing hemp seeds to be included in animal feed (NY Senate)

Oklahoma Bureau of Narcotics spokesperson Mark Woodward on Fox & Friends to discuss Chinese pot farms in the United States (Fox News YouTube)

Why Shangri-La was the only applicant for Minnehaha County, South Dakota dispensary license (KSFY)

Massive grow with booby traps discovered in Tennessee church (WSMV)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Lyric Noel’s Carol of the Bells.

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers did not call in to discuss the First Time They Ever had to make that call.

Next time, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever exited a moving vehicle.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING.

Massachusetts man’s deathbed confession rattles family (FOX)

Man accidentally stabs himself to death with knife outside birthday party (Yahoo)

South Carolina dog rescued from dryer vent (FOX)

Woman who threw food at Chipotle worker sentenced to fast food job (FOX)

Bangkok Airport busts passenger smuggling two otters, prairie dog in underwear (Simple Flying)

No antibiotics worked, so this woman turned to a natural enemy of bacteria to save her husband’s life (CNN)

Bomb squad removes naval missile that homeowners used as garden decoration for over 100 years (Not the Bee)

Wisconsin woman shot in the butt by her own gun by bringing it into MRI (FDA)
Previously a Brazilian man was shot and killed this way as discussed on Bowl After Bowl Episode 224: My Wife’s Hair

Sneezes from Christmas tree lead woman to hidden possum (FOX)

No one knows who put a giant Santa inflatable in this Texas neighborhood (KETK)

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you Bowl After Bowl 287 Producers: Kevin S, Fergus33, Guzman, harvhat, HeyCitizen, ColinB, DotardTed, Boolysteed, SirTruckDriver, Kyrin, RevCyberTrucker, Boo-Bury, Memes_1337, seedubs

OUR DUHLAURIEN CALENDAR GIVEAWAY IS LIVE! Simply BOOST or send a PayPal donation to the show and mention “calendar contest entry.”

Micah Rock n’ Roll is going to be on Bowls With Buds FRIDAY at 8 pm Central to talk about his new comic, Orange Flavor

Intro/Outro: Winterwarm – Grooveworthy

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

NoStrudel

83 BTC fee transaction was a cold wallet hack (No BS Bitcoin)

New version of Zeus is out

PlebDevs released a backend course for lightning app development

KC Bitcoiners coffee meetup FRIDAY

KC Beers with Bitcoiners WEDNESDAY December 13 at The Bar

TOP THREE 33

Bitcoin hits $42,000 amidst market volatility: Stacks (STX) surges 33% as Altcoins react (The Currency Analytics)

More than 33 cm of rainfall in Tamil Nadu the last two days (MSN)

One Oswego County (NY) town got up to 33 inches of snow, neighbors say it’s just another day (CNY Central)

Novo Nordisk finds compounded Wegovy up to 33% impure, sues Florida pharmacies (Reuters)

33 cases of abduction, arrest recorded in Turkish-occupied Afrin (Syria) in November (ANF News) 

Police rescue 33 suspected human trafficking victims in Benoni (Power 98.7)

Nigerian governor allocates 33% of budget to education (Premium Times)

India’s emissions reduced by 33% (The Hindu)

Women’s representation in Indian police falls short of 33% target (Times of India)

33 dead as flu and RSV infections spike in California (Patch)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Henry Heinz Alfred Kissinger dies at 100 (Vox)

DHSS misses report deadline for Medical Marijuana and Cannabidiol Research Expansion Act  (Marijuana Moment)

Experts warn cannabis may worsen anxiety (NBC)

California cannabis killer Bryn Spejcher to remain free pending sentencing (CBS)

MyFloridaGreen suing state of Florida over recreational bill (ABC 7)
— Ryan Obergast who must look up to Jeff Pegues

Missouri expungement deadline looms (KSHB 41)

Ohio legislature proposes changes to Issue 2, voter-passed recreational weed law (Dayton 24/7)

Phase 3 clinical trial ongoing for OTC CBD pill (7 News Australia)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Leo Moracchioli’s Feliz Navdad cover.

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever got something stuck in an orifice!

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever had to make that call.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Newly completed Hawaiian Hindu temple opens after 33-year build (Mountain Democrat)

Who is Niko Mueller? What did he discover after completing Starfield 33 times?

D.C. man sentenced to 33 months for impersonating federal agent (NBC)

California Christmas tree snatched off car in parking lot (NBC)

Vietnamese man shocked to discover source of headaches was chopsticks inside his skull (FOX)

Brazilian woman found alive in body bag at morgue (FOX)

Paraguayan official resigns over agreement signed with fake country (Associated Press)

South African mermaid narrowly escapes drowning in aquarium tank (FOX)

Stray dogs destroy dealership cars in Houston, Texas (Road and Track)

Ohio Supreme Court suspends attorney who threw poop-filled Pringles can out car window (WBNS)

Join us for a Bowls With Buds FRIDAY with Micah Rock n’ Roll!