VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 299 Producers: SircussMedia, Justin of WKOP, Sharky, harvhat, Oystein Berge, HeyCitizen, Medus, NetNed, Some1Actually, Boo-Bury, Bowlysteed, KR, test toker, Tjunta

Listen to Sir Spencer, Dame DuhLaurien, MaryKate-Ultra and Boo-Bury on the MedusPod production of A Walk to the End of the Block 

Intro/Outro: Jahzzar – Phone Call

Spencer’s Valentine’s Day gift to Laurien
Spencer’s flag flown over the Capitol to honor him becoming an Eagle Scout

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Upcoming KC Bitcoiners Meetups
— The Bar meetup THURSDAY at 6:00 PM
— Coffee at Take Care by OLEO FRIDAY MARCH 1, 2024

Justin Sun proposes using TRON for Shitcoins on Bitcoin

Elizabeth Warren “trolled” into honoring Satoshi Nakamoto on 15th BTC Launch Anniversary (No Bullshit Bitcoin) 

US Treasury admits WSJ reported misleading numbers on BTC use by militant groups (CoinDesk) 

Apple confirms iOS 17.4 disables progressive web apps in the EU (Engadget) 

Umbrel introduces new Umbrel Home, teases umbrelOS 1.0 (No BS Bitcoin) 

TOP THREE 33

Russia reportedly detains 33-year-old US-Russian dual citizen on suspicion of treason (PooTube / ABC 7 Chicago)
Ukraine’s defense industry leaps foward: 33 enterprises transformed into LLCs amid global support (BNN Breaking)
Rhode Island State Police arrest 5, seize 5 guns, 33 kilos of fentanyl, 4.5 kilos of cocaine, 3.3 kilos of meth, 17 pounds of marijuana (Fall River Reporter)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Drug Enforcement Agency says ‘it’s not just weed’ (Get Smart About Drugs / DEA)
Elizabeth Warren Interview (Pod Save America / YouTube)
Nevada issues first state consumption lounge license, s to open end of month (Marijuana Moment)
South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem signs bill allow medical patients to be fired from safety-sensitive jobs (SD Legislature)
Virginia House and Senate pass separate recreational bills (Marijuana Moment)
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky signs medical legalization bill into law (Reuters)

METAL MOMENT

The RevCyberTrucker brings us Anthrax’s I Am the Law.

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever played Super Smash Bros.

Next week, we want YOU to call in for the 4:20 limit and be a part of 300th celebration.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

New York man who smuggled pythons into US by hiding them in his pants sentenced to probation, fined $5k (FOX)
Couple hold wedding in Kentucky gas station’s disco bathroom (UPI)
Runaway dog selects winning scratch-off lottery ticket (Yahoo)
Omaha Zoo removes $7 in coins from alligator’s stomach (UPI)
Woman’s home ransacked by badger (BBC)
Woman finds her own wallet washed up on the beach (UPI)
Raccoons steal Florida woman’s DoorDash tacos (WOFL-TV)
Bag with $30K cash found on New York train (WABC-TV)
Woman’s body hidden in hearse, dozens of cremains found during Denver home eviction (FOX)
Maggots fall on woman during Delta flight to Detroit (FOX)

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 298 Producers: Sir_Oma, SirCandinavian, harvhat, collinb, Some1Actually, HeyCitizen, memes1337, Boo-Bury, NA Millennial, Boolysteed, SircussMedia

Intro/Outro: Raven – Digital Sunlight (PooTube)

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Zeus Mobile Node (DarthCoin Substack)

Fountain 1.0.6 release

Bitcoin developer mailing list migrates to Google Groups (Bitcoin Magazine) 

noStrudel releases 0.38.0

KC Bitcoiners Meetups
— February 16 7:30 a.m. Bitcoin & Coffee at Take Care
— February 22 6:00 p.m. Beers with Bitcoiners at The Bar in Mission

TOP THREE 33

Fans obsessed over all the 3s in the Super Bowl (Larry Brown)

Russia sentences 33 Ukrainian soldiers for war crimes after ‘unlawful trials’ (Amnesty International)

Coast Guard repatriates 33 migrants to Haiti from near Ft. Pierce Inlet (WPTV)

France: 33 million Social Security numbers exposed in health insurance hack (Infosecurity Magazine)

Homeless camp at-risk of flooding closed in southeast Austin; 33 people relocated (FOX 7 Austin)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

FDA grants priority review of MDMA-assisted therapy for PTSD (Lykos Therapeutics)
DEA failed to explain rejection of psilocybin waiver to treat cancer patients, federal appeals court challenge says (Marijuana Moment)
Delaware’s pot commissioner says rec sales might not start until March 2025 (DE Legislature)
Winnebago, Minnesota mayor arrested in connection to alleged grow op (KRFO Radio)
South Dakota lawmakers send Gov. Kristi Noem a bill allowing employers to fire medical pot patients who work in safety-sensitive jobs (SD Searchlight)

Mother of five kids taken by DCS after Tennessee traffic stop files lawsuit (TN Lookout) 
Previously discussed on Bowl After Bowl Episode 155: Tow Cologne

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the first time they ever licked a battery.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever played Super Smash Bros.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Super Bowl LVIII sets record with a staggering 123.4 million viewers, American TV’s biggest audience since moon landing (CNN)
Man who climbed Las Vegas Sphere arrested (FOX)
CBP dog sniffs out something unusual in passenger’s luggage — mummified monkeys (Associated Press)

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Producers: Kevin S, harvhat, Anonymous Podcast Guru Listener, Some1Actually, cottongin, Boolysteed, memes1337, SirVo, Anon. SircussMedia

Intro/Outro: Jaxius – The Montage

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

El Salvador’s President Bukele re-elected (Associated Press)

Argentina’s Milei scraps proposed Bitcoin tax law aimed at incentivizing citizens to declare their holdings (No Bullshit Bitcoin)

First LDK Hackathon happening March 13-15 at Advancing Bitcoin in London (No Bullshit Bitcoin)

TOP THREE 33

Hezbollah rocket barrage leads to 33 sirens in largest recent attack (The Jerusalem Post)

33 suspects arrested throughout West Bank (Israel) overnight (The Jerusalem Post)
33 people arrested in Charlotte County, FL drug bust (FOX)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Why the Department of Justice wouldn’t let go of Charles Lynch’s 16-year old marijuana case (LA Times)

Arkansas AG rejects initial version of cannabis industry ballot initiative (AR Advocate)

Judge increases penalty from $100k to $17M for Eaze consultant convicted of tricking credit card companies into processing pot transactions (SF Gate)
California suit restored over seizure of two children from home (CA Courts)

Miami Beach re-criminalizes pot ahead of spring break (NBC Miami)
Maryland regulators face lawsuit challenging social equity licensing process (Biz Journals)
Federal prosecutors sought records linked to suspended Massachusetts cannabis regulator as part of grand jury probe (Boston Globe)
Nebraska lawmakers question attorney general on bid to ban THC products (Journal Star)

Two new lawsuits challenge New York’s cannabis program (Buffalo News)
New York federal court denies temporary restraining order on licenses (AG NY)

Providence, Rhode Island City Council gives unanimous approval vote for nation’s first state-sanctioned safe consumption site (Weber/RENEW)
Texas AG seeks to overturn voter-approved decriminalization laws in five cities (TX AG)
West Virginia Gov. Jim Justice signs bill to legalize drug testing strips (WV Public)

 

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Kirk Thatcher of Star Trek IV’s Edge of Etiquette with I Hate You.

Follow him @SirRevCyberTrucker@revcybertrucker.com

 

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever got bonked on the head while wearing a hardhat.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever licked a battery.

 

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Nebraska man accused of leaking grandma’s nudes (1011 NOW)

Cold War-era missile found in Washington garage (Associated Press)
Washington contractor finds WWII grenade hidden behind wall while remodeling bathroom in Seattle (FOX)
New Hampshire woman tossing trash falls into dumpster, survives getting compacted in garbage truck (AP)
Diamond ring accidentally thrown away found by South Carolina recycling plant employees (FOX)
Australian girl saves guinea pig from giant snake (FOX)
Dog rescued from shipping container in Texas (UPI)

285-year-old lemon auctioned for $1,780 (UPI)

Milk spill turns Virginia creek white (UPI)
Rio de Janeiro college kid parties for days with bullet in head (Not the Bee)

 

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 296 Producers: harvhat, Boolysteed, BearSnare, HeyCitizen, Oystein Berge, Some1Actually, Sir TJ the Wrathful, Piranesi, Boo-Bury, Tjunta

Tune in to our appearance on Battle of the Douchebags Season 2 Episode 2 with MaryKateUltra, MakeHeroism, Boo-Bury and SirSeatSitter.

Intro/Outro: Stevia Sphere – Abandoned Projects

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Trezor warns of unauthorized email impersonating Trezor sent via its third-party email provider (Trezor Blog)

Bitwise becomes first US spot Bitcoin ETF to disclose BTC holding addresses (Bitcoin Magazine)

Swan Bitcoin launches Swan mining out of stealth mode (Swan)

Nitter is shutting down following changes to X guest accounts (No Bullshit Bitcoin)

US files notice to sell $130M in Bitcoin linked to Silk Road agent (Blockworks)
— 2900 BTC

TOP THREE 33

Can’t-miss play: Mahomes calls game on 33-yard launch to Valdes-Scantling in final minutes (Yahoo Sports)

33 million under flood watches as South drenched with another day of heavy rain (NBC News)

Safety upgrades coming to 33 St. Louis County roads (KSDK)

Coast Guard rescues 33 people from sinking vessel off Haiti (USCG News)

Iran denies Jordan attack as Gaza massacre kills 33 (The New Arab)

Troopers find 33 pounds of meth during I-80 traffic stop near York, Nebraska (1011 NOW)

33 pounds of pot seized at Roanoke, VA airport (WDBJ7)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Department of Justice begins issuing pardon certificates for pot possession offenses committed on federal property (Marijuana Moment)

Biden exaggerates the impact of his pot pardons, falsely claiming he “expunged” records — AGAIN! (YouTube / WLTX)

California woman who stabbed boyfriend 108 times sentenced to probation, community service (People)

Humboldt County Superior Court judge approved a settlement requiring a cannabis cultivator to pay $1.75 million for building and diverting water from illegal onstream reservoirs without first obtaining permits (CA Department of Fish and Wildlife) 

5 arrested, 6 killed over marijuana dispute in Mojave Desert (Associated Press)

Colorado assistant attorney general says in op-ed ‘Results of rescheduling may not be what you’d expect’ (Westword)

Central New York business files lawsuit accusing NY cannabis office of bias against white men (Syracuse)

NY leaders urge Biden Administration to accelerate federal decriminalization (FOX)
Oregon company withdraws interstate pot trade lawsuit, says ‘big things are coming very soon’ (Marijuana Moment)

Warren County, Pennsylvania district attorney files lawsuit challenging federal policy criminalizing gun possession by medical patients (Erie Times News)

West Virginia legislators send Gov. Jim Justice a bill to decriminalize drug testing kits (WV Watch)

Thailand moves to ban recreational cannabis use 18 months after historic decriminalization (CNN)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us SiM’s Killing Me from the anime Attack on Titan.

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever rode a motorbike.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever got bonked on the head while wearing a hardhat.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

9 species in 33 states may soon be on endangered list: US wildlife officials (The Hill)

Tragic base jumper’s fatal mistake: Brother of ‘fun-loving’ British daredevil, 33, reveals tragic error which left ‘no chance’ parachute would open (The Sun)

At least 8 cars left with flat tires because of pothole on US-33, Columbus police say (10TV)

Speeding motorcyclist video streams act, now wanted on multiple charges (AP)

Utah teen facing charges for allegedly taping fish to ATMs, police car (FOX)

Kansas couple charged with collecting man’s retirement while keeping his body in their home 6 years (AP)
Milwaukee dog disappears, located at bar having fun (FOX)

First human outfitted with Neuralink (Not the Bee)

Connecticut man arrested for digging up neighbors’ yard thinking they were pirates (Not the Bee) 
Animal shelters cash in on exes for Valentine’s Day (Not the Bee)

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 295 Producers: Sharky, harvhat, oystein_berge, ChadF, Fletcher, Boolysteed, phifer, Dirty Jersey Whore, Boo-Bury, HeyCitizen

Thank you to The Bearsnare for inviting us onto the My Friends Hate Freedom podcast!

Tune into Battle of the Douchebags SUNDAY after No Agenda to hear us battle it out with the MKs.

Intro/Outro:  e s c p – Neonscapes

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Interested in a Ring of Fire? Email spencer@bowlafterbowl.com

KC Bitcoiners The Bar 6 pm TOMORROW Wednesday January 24, 2023

May 22nd KC Bitcoiners’ celebrating Bitcoin Pizza Day

Trezor warns of phishing campaign following potential support contact leak (No Bullshit Bitcoin)

Taxpayers do not have to report $10K+ Bitcoin transactions as cash until further regulations (No BS Bitcoin)

TOP THREE 33

Arena Group stock down 33 percent after Sports Illustrated news, continuing year-long slide (Awful Announcing)

Car thefts continue to rise in Richmond, VA with 33 reports this week (WRIC)

Ukraine says Russia attacked with 33 drones overnight (Kyiv Post)

 BEHIND THE CURTAIN

*Thinking About Marijuana and Mental Health; More Teens Who Use Marijuana Are Suffering From Psychosis (Wall Street Journal)

Federal study discovers what causes the munchies (Nature)
Why hemp is allowed 0.3% THC (National Institute of Justice)

Justice Department requests dismissal of lawsuit seeking to block the enforcement of federal prohibition against state-legal activity

CA activists failed to collect enough signatures to qualify psilocybin legalization for the November ballot (Decriminalize California)

In unusual Florida case, drug dealer’s gun can’t be considered in sentencing (South Florida Sun Sentinel)

MSHP: Marijuana expungements could take five years (eMissourian)

METAL MOMENT

The RevCyberTrucker brings us Trivium’s Like Light to the Flies.

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Tonight, Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time They Ever video called.

@SirRevCyberTrucker@revcybertrucker.com

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever rode a motorbike.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Japan ANA plane turns back to Tokyo after man bites flight attendant (CBS)
Officer enlists Michigan man’s dog to help rescue him from icy lake (AP)
Philadelphia man stabs neighbor over snoring dispute (FOX)

Severed head, hands found in freezer of recently-sold Colorado home (FOX)

Abandoned puppy born with six legs thrives after successful surgery (FOX)

Flashlight damages $14m F-35 engine at Luke Air Force Base (FOX)

Airline passenger becomes stuck inside bathroom for nearly entire flight after door malfunction (FOX)

Pet cat thrown off train dies, now thousands want conductor to lose her job (Associated Press)
Chicagoans work to preserve viral ‘rat hole’ (NBC)

South Carolina man protects dog from coyote (Post and Courier)

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl 294 Producers: SircussMedia, harvhat, colinb, HeyCitizen, Anonymous, BearSnare, seedubs, Sir_Endipity, Tjunta, Boolysteed, memes1337, NetNed, Lavish

Listen to the latest Boo-Bury Bowls With Buds episode

Intro/Outro: Hurricane Turtle – Neon Lights

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

SEC approves 11 Bitcoin spot ETF applications (SEC)

Google, Apple pull Binance, Kraken and other exchanges from India app stores (No Bullshit Bitcoin)

Blink plugin for BTCPayServer released (No BS BTC)

TOP THREE 33

Colombia landslide toll rises to 33 including children (BBC)

Seattle experiences coldest temps in 33 years as freeze lingers (KIRO 7)

CMPD releases video from 33-hour SWAT standoff in Steele Creek (WBTV)

BEHIND THE CURTAINS

US Department of Health and Human Services rescheduling recommendation released in full (On Drugs / Matt Zorn)

California judge rules against feds in psychedelic tea case (Courthouse News Service)

Gov. Hochul proposes repeal of marijuana ‘potency tax’ (Times Union)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight the RevCyberTrucker brings us GWAR’s Soddam a Go-Go.

You can follow @SirRevCyberTrucker@revcybertrucker.com from any Mastodon instance.

 

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever got stitches.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever video called.

 

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Hulk Hogan steps in to help teen girl in Florida multi-car crash over the weekend (USA Today)

Two doll-like figures seized in Peru not aliens (FOX)

4 charged over alleged plot to smuggle AU$1.2 million in reptiles (FOX)

A man who claimed to be selling Queen Elizabeth II’s walking stick is sentenced for fraud (FOX)

eBay to pay $3M after employees sent live spiders, cockroaches to couple (FOX)

Morbdily obese cat ‘Frosty’ finds forever home after rescue by animal shelter (Fox 5 Atlanta)

Stowaway cat takes 800-mile journey under hood of moving van (UPI)

Family builds 20-foot snowman dubbed ‘Snowzilla’ in Alaska (FOX)

Iowa man’s snow shark sculpture becomes a local tourist attraction (UPI)

Amazing Spider-Man No. 1 auctioned for $1.38M (UPI)

Boo-Bury is back in the Bowl — literally this time! 

Check out his previous appearances:

Episode 228 ★ Bowls With Buds ★ Boo-Bury

Episode 126 ★ Bowls With Buds ★ Boo-Bury

Episode 66 ★ Bowls With Buds ★ Boo-Bury

Intro/Outro: Neon.Deflector – Singularity

VALUE FOR VALUE 

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 293 Producers: Tjunta, harvhat, Boolysteed

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 292 Producers: RevCyberTrucker, cbrooklyn112, harvhat, HeyCitizen, dirty_jersey_whore, Boolysteed, SirVo, memes1337, Boo-bury, piranesi, ericpp, seedubs, Oystein Berge, lavish

We’ll be hanging with Nick the Rat TOMORROW for Episode 420!

Boo-Bury is coming to town, so the Bowlers will be appearing on Behind the Sch3m3s next MOANDAY after a Bowls With Buds FRIDAY!

Watch Spencer’s 4:20 am fire and snow shenanigans video 

Intro/Outro: EVA – Shitsubo shita

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

SEC has not approved BTC ETFs, but its hacked X account briefly said otherwise (CoinDesk) 

@R0ckstarDev video series on BTCPayServer coinjoins

OpenSats’ 2023: Year in Review

mononautical thread

noStrudle

KC Bitcoin meetup @ Chicken N Pickle 6:00 pm

TOP THREE 33

Japan stocks soar on earnings hopes, reaching new 33-year high (Nikkei Asia)

Taiwan’s EVA Air finalizes up to $10.1 billion order for 33 Airbus planes (Reuters)
Previously discussed on Bowl After Bowl Episode 281: Someone Had Not Finished

Ukraine says it failed to shoot down 33 Russian missiles in deadly attack (ABC News)

Three years since Jan. 6 attack, at least 33 from NC charged in assault on the Capitol (Spectrum News)

Taxes on sugary drinks cut consumer sales by 33%, study says (CNN)

Death of person who waited 33 hours in Grace Hospital emergency deemed critical incident (CBC)

‘Twice as many as Netflix’ – NHS app registrations hit 33 million (Public Technology)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

What lowering federal restrictions on marijuana could mean (NPR)
Previously discussed on Bowl After Bowl Episode 265: Dude, It Was Really Good

DEA confirms psychedelic mushroom spores are federally legal prior to producing psilocybin or psilocin through germination (Cannabusiness)
Terrence L. Boos first discussed on Episode 246: Start Discing Me
The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration left marijuana out of the scope of a proposed rule on impaired driving technology for vehicles (Federal Register) 

California cannabis company sues state over ‘massive overcollection’ of taxes (Green Market Report)

California shuts down testing at most pot labs in the state (SFGate)

Whitman drug lab raided, 33 pounds of fentanyl, meth seized, property condemned (The Enterprise)

Nearly half of Missouri social-equity marijuana license applicants were from out of state (Chief Equity Officer 2023 Activity Report)

New Jersey Gov. Murphy signs bill expanding access to drug harm reduction centers (NJ Legislature)

New York Rep. Jenifer Rajkumar introduces SMOKEOUT Bill (NY State Assembly)

Sports Medicine study finds pot doesn’t boost athletic performance (Springer Link) 

Wisconsin Republicans’ medical marijuana plan gets lukewarm reception from Evers, lawmakers (Associated Press)

Canadian advocates say banks still refuse their business, fueling the illicit market and hurting the industry (National Post)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us ANY GIVEN DAY & ANNISOKAY – H.A.T.E

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever almost died.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever got stitches.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Maverik to retire Kum & Go (CSP Daily News) 

Rocket will release remains of 330 people into space (New York Post)

Florida man sues Dunkin’ Donuts after toilet explosion douses him in feces and urine, lawsuit says (FOX)

Pennsylvania dog chows down on $4k (FOX)

Arizona dog escapes kennel, frees friends (FOX)

Oklahoma 13-year-old becomes first to achieve Tetris killscreen (CNN)

Cat lost for seven years found in factory 900 feet away from home (FOX)

“Tunnel Girl” forced to stop digging (The Sun)

Wood washed up on Maryland beach believed to be from 19th century ship (UPI)

Alabama man arrested after naked dive into Bass Pro aquarium (FOX)

Aliens put in coordinates backward and end up at Miami Mall instead of Antarctica (/x/) 

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 291 Producers: Rex Redbone, phifer, Kevin S, harvhat, some1actually, Anonymous, Oystein Berge, Boolysteed, Boo-Bury, RevCyberTrucker, frankiepaint, lavish, trashman, Memes 1337, HeyCitizen

Intro/Outro: e s c p – Midnight Room

If you want a digital version of the calendar, simply mention “calendar” in a boost!

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Economically unspendable Bitcoin UTXOs (Lopp)

Whirlpool unspent capacity surpasses 10,000 BTC (No Bullshit Bitcoin)

TOP THREE 33

33 nabbed over Mossad’s abduction plot in Turkiye (Daily Sabah)
33 killed in road accidents in Uganda during Christmas season (News Ghana)

Woman, 33, arrested with 2400 pound sterling of cannabis, Valium (Fairkirk Herald)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

California, Washington anti-discrimination for pot using workers takes effect (Marijuana Moment)
Nevada law doubling possession limit took effect January 1 (NELIS)

Florida arrests paid petition circulators for petition fraud crimes (FDLE)

Mississippi medical dispensary fights advertising ban (MS Free Press)

John Hopkins announces largescale study with $10 million federal grant from National Institute on Drug Abuse (Hopkins Medicine)

UFC removes pot from its Anti-Doping Policy (UFC.com)
Dallas Cowboys linebacker arrested for pot possession, released next day (Fort Worth Star-Telegram)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Electric Callboy’s TEKKNO TRAIN.

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Tonight, Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever kept a resolution.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever almost died.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Couple welcomes twins born on 2 different days and years (Good Morning America) in New Jersey and Connecticut (WFSB) 

Man, 33, is electrocuted and dies after jumping into waterfall ‘to cool himself off’ while out celebrating New Year’s Eve in Brazil (Daily Mail)

Grenade found inside walls of home during renovation project in Dallas-area town (FOX)
Oregon police find reported hand grenade was a dog poop bag dispenser (UPI)

Stowaway survives flight from Western Algeria to Paris (FOX)

Snake stows away from Mexico to Canada in produce box (UPI)

Florida man sets fire to his house during 4-hour standoff over shoplifted cigarettes (FOX)

Thief steals Florida woman’s driveway (WFTV)

Vietnamese restaurant that killed 300 cats a month to make soup closes (New York Post)

Minnesota patient sues dentist over visit that included 8 crowns, 4 root canals and 20 fillings (Star Tribune)

 

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 290 Producers: harvhat, Anonymous Podcast Guru User, ChadF, Bearsnare, Kyrin, ComicStripBlogger, marykateultra, Boolysteed, piranesi, HeyCitizen, Fletcher, Clip_Custodian, makeheroism, EASTSIDE TONY, NetNed, cottongin, Boo-Bury, phifer

Congratulations to Fletcher and RevCyberTrucker for winning the calendar giveaway! Here is the proof of work video.

Intro/Outro: Citizen Kannot – Hotel Lobby Christmas Tree

Check out the Homegrown Hits Christmas special featuring TWO LIT performances

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Alby goes invite-only to encourage self-custody (No Bullshit Bitcoin)

Here is Alby’s blog post regarding the recent change

‘In Argentina, contracts can be settled in Bitcoin’ (CoinTelegraph)

Elizabeth Warren spreads disinformation to build support for unconstitutional Bitcoin surveillance bills (No Bullshit Bitcoin)

Amboss introduces Ghost addresses (Amboss)

KC Bitcoiners January 5th coffee at Take Care

TOP THREE 33

Ten teenagers among mothers who gave birth to 33 Christmas Day babies at Limpopo (S Africa) hospital (IOL)

How feeding calves helped this 33 year old farm mom recover from a devastating brain tumor (AgWeb)

Suffolk daycare cited for 33 state violations in 6-month period (News 12)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

President Biden signs National Defense Authorization Act (DoD)

Biden issues proclamation expanding marijuana pardon initiative to cover offenses committed on federal properties (White House)
Senior advisors noted in an email the president’s pardons “delivered meaningful progress to black and Latino communities”

Mississippi State Department of Health places administrative hold on all medical pot products that went through Rapid Analytics for testing (Mississippi Free Press)
New York Gov. Kathy Hochul vetoes bill allowing pot farmers to sell products to tribal weed retailers (Newsday)

New York facing another lawsuit (Green Market Report)
Ukraine’s Parliament approves medical pot bill, sending it to President Zelensky (WJLA)

METAL MOMENT

RevCyberTrucker brings us HANABIE’s We Love Sweets.

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever went to an office Christmas party.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever kept a resolution.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING.

Carolers take over KCK Walmart (KSHB 41)

Santa spotted kayaking in the Florida Keys (FOX)

Inflatable Christmas decoration chases Florida delivery driver (FOX)

Georgia man rescued after being trapped under gravel at rock quarry (11 Alive)

Arizona pastor shot in the head while preaching is out of the ICU and awake now (Not the Bee)

Toledo man attempts pun prank on Jews (WTOP)

LaGuardia Airport hides bullets in baby diaper (Associated Press)

Florida man goes fishing at Bass Pro Shop (FOX)

Man discovers 4.87-carat diamond at Arkansas state park (FOX)
Ohio McDonald’s closes after customer finds crack pipe in breakfast order (New York Post)

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 289 Producers: SircussMedia, Sharky, NetNed, harvhat, memes1337, makeheroism, RevCyberTrucker, DirtyJerseyWhore, Boolysteed, Boo-Bury, Sir TJ the Wrathful, phifer, Fletcher, Sir Oma, Tjunta

The winner of the calendar giveaway will be announced WEDNESDAY December 20 at 4:20 pm! Stay tuned.

Check out the mentioned Sir TJ the Wrathful Bowls With Buds

Intro: Christmas Bowl by HeyCitizen
Outro: It’s Christmastime Again! by HeyCitizen ft. Mary-Kate Ultra and DuhLaurien

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Alby becomes invite only

Mutiny wallet adds Nostr wallet auth, can now be self-hosted with StartOS (No Bullshit Bitcoin) 

Ledger Connect Kit exploited

Tether onboards US Secret Service and FBI

Bitcoin Connect wins Bolt Fun Legends of Lightning vol. 2

noStrudel / mempool.space

TOP THREE 33

Recalled applesauce pouches now linked to more than 200 lead poisoning cases in 33 states, CDC says (CBS)

Biden’s approval rating plunges to 33% (New York Post)

Bali records 33 new COVID-19 cases ahead of festive season (Coconuts)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Congress sends Biden National Defense Authorization Act featuring psychedelics studies (Congress)

DEA renews push to ban two psychedelics (Federal Register)

MAPS submits application to FDA to approve MDMA as prescription medication to treat PTSD (MAPS Public Benefit Corporation)

Medical marijuana use won’t trigger child abuse investigations, Arizona agency says (AZ Central)

Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker signs bill waiving application fees for transporters (General Assembly)

A quarter of Missouri cannabis microbusiness license winners deemed ineligible (Missouri Independent)

Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro signs bill allowing medical grower-processors to sell directly to patients, independent dispensaries to get cultivation licenses (PA Legislature)

Two Dutch cities start selling legally grown pot in an experiment to regulate pot trade (Associated Press)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us One Man Apocalypse’s cover of Frosty the Snowman.

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time They Ever exited a moving vehicle.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever went to an office Christmas party.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Circus show in UK stopped after acrobat falls 33 feet from ‘giant wheel of death’ (NDV)

33 handguns stolen from California gun show (KCRA)

33% of Gen Z’ers can’t talk to waiters (Not the Bee)

Thrifted vase fetches $107,000 at auction (AP)

Japanese man blows up apartment trying to kill cockroach with insecticide (New York Post)

Alabama man ‘high on mushrooms’ arrested with parrot on shoulder after fighting with Florida deputies (FOX)

Chihuahua plays Frogger on Staten Island Expressway, reunited with owners (Not the Bee)

Robbers have getaway vehicle stolen in Colorado (Not the Bee)

Florida woman arrested for falsely reporting her children’s Christmas gifts stolen in failed Grinch-like plot (FOX)

Kentucky family finds owl in Christmas tree (WDKY)

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 289 Producers: SircussMedia, Sharky, NetNed, harvhat, memes1337, makeheroism, RevCyberTrucker, DirtyJerseyWhore, Boolysteed, Boo-Bury, Sir TJ the Wrathful, phifer, Fletcher, Sir Oma, Tjunta

The winner of the calendar giveaway will be announced WEDNESDAY December 20 at 4:20 pm! Stay tuned.

Check out the mentioned Sir TJ the Wrathful Bowls With Buds

Intro: Christmas Bowl by HeyCitizen
Outro: It’s Christmastime Again! by HeyCitizen ft. Mary-Kate Ultra and DuhLaurien

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Alby becomes invite only

Mutiny wallet adds Nostr wallet auth, can now be self-hosted with StartOS (No Bullshit Bitcoin) 

Ledger Connect Kit exploited

Tether onboards US Secret Service and FBI

Bitcoin Connect wins Bolt Fun Legends of Lightning vol. 2

noStrudel / mempool.space

TOP THREE 33

Recalled applesauce pouches now linked to more than 200 lead poisoning cases in 33 states, CDC says (CBS)

Biden’s approval rating plunges to 33% (New York Post)

Bali records 33 new COVID-19 cases ahead of festive season (Coconuts)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Congress sends Biden National Defense Authorization Act featuring psychedelics studies (Congress)

DEA renews push to ban two psychedelics (Federal Register)

MAPS submits application to FDA to approve MDMA as prescription medication to treat PTSD (MAPS Public Benefit Corporation)

Medical marijuana use won’t trigger child abuse investigations, Arizona agency says (AZ Central)

Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker signs bill waiving application fees for transporters (General Assembly)

A quarter of Missouri cannabis microbusiness license winners deemed ineligible (Missouri Independent)

Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro signs bill allowing medical grower-processors to sell directly to patients, independent dispensaries to get cultivation licenses (PA Legislature)

Two Dutch cities start selling legally grown pot in an experiment to regulate pot trade (Associated Press)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us One Man Apocalypse’s cover of Frosty the Snowman.

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time They Ever exited a moving vehicle.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever went to an office Christmas party.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Circus show in UK stopped after acrobat falls 33 feet from ‘giant wheel of death’ (NDV)

33 handguns stolen from California gun show (KCRA)

33% of Gen Z’ers can’t talk to waiters (Not the Bee)

Thrifted vase fetches $107,000 at auction (AP)

Japanese man blows up apartment trying to kill cockroach with insecticide (New York Post)

Alabama man ‘high on mushrooms’ arrested with parrot on shoulder after fighting with Florida deputies (FOX)

Chihuahua plays Frogger on Staten Island Expressway, reunited with owners (Not the Bee)

Robbers have getaway vehicle stolen in Colorado (Not the Bee)

Florida woman arrested for falsely reporting her children’s Christmas gifts stolen in failed Grinch-like plot (FOX)

Kentucky family finds owl in Christmas tree (WDKY)

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Episode 288 Producers: GummyNerds, Oystein Berge, marykateultra, DotardTed, harvhat, HeyCitizen, Boolysteed, ferryoscar, piranesi, seedubs, Boo-Bury

You have ONE MORE WEEK to get your entry in for the DuhLaurien 2024 calendar! Simply mention “calendar” in a boost or PayPal donation.

Check out the latest Micah RockandRoll Bowls With Buds and taste the Orange Flavor

Intro/Outro: Renz Wilde – Candy Cane Express

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Apple confirms governments spy through push notifications (Reuters)

Ledger Live harvests user information (Protos)

BTCPayServer LNBank needs updating (No BS Bitcoin) 

El Salvador President Nayib Bukele steps down for re-election (Financial Times)

Tether freezes all OFAC-sanctioned wallets in proactive security measure

KC Bitcoiners beer at The Bar 6:00 PM WEDNESDAY December 13

TOP THREE 33

Man charged with sexual assault of 33 women over three nights at Melbourne nightclub (The Guardian)

Alleghany County (VA) man gets 33 years for high-speed chase, attempted aggravated murder of deputies (WSET)

Denver has spent more than $33M to support immigrants in the last year, more is needed (CBS Colorado)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

White House delays menthol cigarette ban (NPR)

Feds release more than 250 heavily-redacted documents on rescheduling recommendation (On Drugs Substack)

FBI memo says medical growers, caregivers can own guns but not patients (DOJ)

Florida recreational ballot divides pro-pot groups (FOX 4)

DEA warns Georgia pharmacies selling THC oils is unlawful (11 ALIVE)

Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker signs bill waiving transportation license fees (IL.gov)

New York Gov. Kathy Hochul vetoes bill allowing hemp seeds to be included in animal feed (NY Senate)

Oklahoma Bureau of Narcotics spokesperson Mark Woodward on Fox & Friends to discuss Chinese pot farms in the United States (Fox News YouTube)

Why Shangri-La was the only applicant for Minnehaha County, South Dakota dispensary license (KSFY)

Massive grow with booby traps discovered in Tennessee church (WSMV)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Lyric Noel’s Carol of the Bells.

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers did not call in to discuss the First Time They Ever had to make that call.

Next time, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever exited a moving vehicle.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING.

Massachusetts man’s deathbed confession rattles family (FOX)

Man accidentally stabs himself to death with knife outside birthday party (Yahoo)

South Carolina dog rescued from dryer vent (FOX)

Woman who threw food at Chipotle worker sentenced to fast food job (FOX)

Bangkok Airport busts passenger smuggling two otters, prairie dog in underwear (Simple Flying)

No antibiotics worked, so this woman turned to a natural enemy of bacteria to save her husband’s life (CNN)

Bomb squad removes naval missile that homeowners used as garden decoration for over 100 years (Not the Bee)

Wisconsin woman shot in the butt by her own gun by bringing it into MRI (FDA)
Previously a Brazilian man was shot and killed this way as discussed on Bowl After Bowl Episode 224: My Wife’s Hair

Sneezes from Christmas tree lead woman to hidden possum (FOX)

No one knows who put a giant Santa inflatable in this Texas neighborhood (KETK)

Micah RockandRoll is back in the Bowl with his brand spanking new Orange Flavor comicbook!

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 287 Producers: NetNed, harvhat

Listen to the previous Micah Bowls With Buds Episode 186 appearance

Mentioned links and images:

Episode 206 Captain Sidd Bowls With Buds

NoStrudel

Dan Clowes’ Eightball

The Maxx

Dare to Dream: An El Salvador Story

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