VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 307 Producers: Face2theScr33n, harvhat, Lavish, HeyCitizen, CollinB, ChadF. Dirty Jersey Whore, Phifer, Boolysteed, nam, Fletcher, seedubs, ericpp

Catch up with the latest Bowls With Buds featuring Bearsnare and tune in Friday to hear Bowls With Buds featuring NetNed!

Intro/Outro: Unison – Floating Anarchy

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Ring of Fire #18 was a success!

1 million sat Ring of Fire will be launching soon: email spencer@bowlafterbowl.com to join

MicroStrategy surpasses 1% of total BTC supply milestone using proceeds of yet another $600M convertible note offering (No Bullshit Bitcoin)

Case Study: Bitcoin as medium of exchange at Bitcoin Atlantis 2024 (No BS BTC)

Whack-A-Mole: Samourai launches stage 1 of whirlpool decentralization (No BS BTC)

Julian Assange granted right to fight extradition to US (Reuters)

ln2me.com shutting down

Speaking Freely: On the Oxymoron of Free Speech Platforms (DerGigi)

Wavlake charges a flat 10% fee on all earnings

KC Bitcoiners coffee FRIDAY at 7:30 am at Take Care
April 4th Beers with Bitcoiners at Chicken n’ Pickle

TOP THREE 33

iPhone shipments in China fell 33% in February (Bloomberg)
The US announced $6B investment for 33 projects for decarbonization (Carbon Herald)
Japan land prices rise most in 33 years, but foreign investors shy away (Nikkei Asia)

A 33-year-old United Airlines Boeing 767 which everyone thought would be scrapped after sustaining major damage is returning to the skies (Paddle Your Own Kanoo)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

IRS memo says weed industry cash not necessarily ‘suspicious’ (IRS)
Feds investigating Meta for role in drug sales (The Wall Street Journal)
Former White House chief calls the term ‘medical marijuana’ an insult (Columbia Daily Tribune)
Indiana Gov. Eric Holcomb signs bill funding clinical trials on using psilocybin to treat mental health issues focusing on veterans and first responders (Indiana General Assembly / SB 139)

Nebraska activists hire paid signature gatherers for medical pot initiatives they are seeking to qualify for the November ballot (KLIN)

South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem signs bill removing some protections from medical pot businesses (SB 71)

Utah Gov. Spencer Cox allows bill authorizing hospitals to administer psilocybin nd MDMA as alternative treatment options to become law without his signature (The Salt Lake Tribune)

Washington Gov. Jay Inslee signs bill to exempt medical pot patients from state’s 37% excuse tax when purchasing products (HB 1453)

METAL MOMENT

No Metal Moment tonight! Laptop karma to RevCyberTrucker.

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever experienced withdrawals.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever rode a mechanical bull.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Missouri angler catches world record-sized bighead carp (MO Department of Conservation)
A Tennessee fisherman reeled in a big one. It turned out to be an alligator. (Associated Press)
Iowa ‘witch’ burns stranger’s porch after no one answers door (New York Post)
Rare disorder causes man to see people’s faces as ‘demonic’ (NBC News)
Two-headed snake on tour in Missouri (FOX)

Police chase suspect drives into ocean with dogs in back seat, tries to swim away (FOX)
Amateur archaeologist finds NC woman’s lost wedding ring (WWAY TV)
New York woman’s missing wallet found in mound of trash (UPI)

Curious bears take a ride on swan boat (UPI)
500 miles in a toy car: A Guinness World Record attempt from Jacksonville to Key West for a worthy cause (News 4 JAX)

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 305 Producers: SircussMedia, Sharky, seedubs, harvhat, boo-bury, CollinB, SandyMeyer, NetNed, ChadF, BearSnare, Some1Actually, Piranesi, Boolysteed, phifer, harvhat, SirSeatSitter, SirVo. memes1337

Check out the HeyCitizen Bowls With Buds

Tune in this Friday for another DeMu artist, BearSnare, on Bowls With Buds!

Intro/Outro: Monin – Darkness

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Bitcoin White Paper

2 million sat Ring of Fire

Blossom Drive

BitMex flash crashed to $8.9K on BitMex (CoinDesk)

TikTok ban bill (Congress / HR 7521)

Judge: Evidence is overwhelming Craig Wright is not Satoshi Nakamoto (Wired)

Nayib Bukele reveals El Salvador’s Bitcoin address (No Bullshit Bitcoin)

KC Bitcoiners Bitcoin & Coffee on March 29th at 7:30 am
Beers w/Bitcoiners on April 4th at 6:00 pm at Chicken n’ Pickle

TOP THREE 33

Japan’s largest companies to give biggest pay bump in 33 years, union says (Market Watch)

Chicago boy, 11, stabbed to death protecting 33-week-pregnant mom (Daily Mail)

33 countries join International Coalition for the Ukrainian Children (Odessa Journal)

At 33, I’m giving up therapy after 13 years. It’s not supposed to last forever. (iNews)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Chris Goldstein’s private moment with Kamala Harris (Marijuana Moment)
Biden gives bad advice to pardons, says they don’t need to disclose convictions on official forms (Marijuana Moment)
Study attempts to link daily pot smoking to heart issues (New York Post)

Pot tax funds being misdirected, California NORML says (CA NORML)

Florida: ATF inspector stops firearm purchase, claims buyer smelled in pot (Ammoland)
FL lawmakers sent Gov. Ron DeSantis a bill to expand the number of pot business licenses earmarked for black farmers (Orlando Sentinel)

Kentucky inmates given choice to drinkn urine or get tased after failing drug tests (Associated Press)

Great Barrington, Massachusetts sued by pot retailers over community impact fees (Green Market Report)

Montana Supreme Court clears path for lawmakers to override Governor Greg Gianforte’s weed revenue bill veto (Montana Free Press) 
New York Office of Cannabis Management sued for retaliation (Syracuse)

South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem signs legislation revising medical weed rules into law (SD Legislature / SB 43)

Japanese police made a record number of pot arrests for citizens under the age of 20 last year(Japan Times)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Upchurch’s Rooster cover.

Follow him at @SirRevCyberTrucker@revcybertrucker.com on the Fediverse.

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time THEY Ever backed up a trailer.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever had withdrawals.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Chef, 33, died in hospital days after horror samurai sword attack (The Irish Sun)
Get paid to count penguins in Antarctica (FOX)

Man banned from Buc-ee’s after bringing his service duck inside Tennessee store (FOX)

Norweigian man reveals ancient coins he found under a church 60 years ago: ‘Just children on a treasure hunt’ (FOX)

Precious US stamp from 1868 expected to sell for rising sum (FOX)
Fukuyama police searching for cat that fell into vat of toxic chemicals (FOX)
Georgia woman’s cat found a mile away from home after 7 years (WTVC)

Bulletproof parachute saves California family from plane crash (Daily Mail)
Monolith appears in Wales (FOX)

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 303 Producers: Sir Kevin Dills, Vox, harvhat, SirVo, ChadF, BearSnare, DeezLaughs, CSB, Anonymous, Boolysteed, BearSnare, Sir TJ the Wrathful, HeyCitizen, Adam Curry, marykateultra, test toker, Wiirdo, Boo-Bury

Check out the latest Bowls With Buds featuring Eriner!

Intro/Outro: Vladmsorensen x Hizuvi – Liberty City

Tune in Friday for Bowls With Buds ft. HeyCitizen

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Signal rolls out phone number privacy and usernames for everyone in v7.0 (No BS Bitcoin)

US Department of Commerce wants to impose KYC on cloud services and AI training (No BS BTC)

Bitcoin Fog founder convicted of money laundering (FindLaw)

KC Bitcoiners: Coffee Friday @ 7:30pm at Take Care
Beer with Bitcoiners on Tuesday the 19th at 6:00 pm at The Bar

TOP THREE 33

Grayscale’s GBTC Bitcoin holdings have fallen 33% since its conversion (Cointelegraph)
Turkey: 33 Islamic State suspects detained on accusations of plotting attacks before local election (ABC)
Ukraine downs 33 of 37 Russian drones overnight (Euromaiden Press)

Russia loses 920 soldiers, 33 artillery systems over past 24 hours (Yahoo)
Boeing 737 MAX production under scrutiny, failed 33 out of 89 product audit tests (CBS)
Boeing whistleblower John Barnett found dead (Corporate Crime Reporter)
‘It’s an absolute mess’: building work seriously delayed on 33 new special schools in England (The Guardian)
Teacher says he’s ‘overjoyed’ charges filed 33 days after attack at school (WishTV)
Ohio man, 33, arrested while trying to enter US Capitol with a hammer, police said (ABC)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Biden lies about expunging pot cases at State of the Union (Associated Press)
President’s Budget released Monday maintains rider blocking D.C. from legalizing pot sales, continues policy protecting state medical laws from federal interference (White House)
Florida Supreme Court to decide if recreational goes on ballot (Florida Today)

New Orleans Police Chief says rats are eating pot in evidence (WGNO)

Missouri Supreme Court case could result in ‘dozens’ of new marijuana business licenses (MO Independent)

Ohio lawmakers propose funding for retiring K9s (WCPO)
Homeland Security, NYPD team up on pot smuggling investigation (Green Market Report)
South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem signs bill adding additional requirements for medical pot recommendation process (SDPB)
Virginia Gov. Glenn Youngkin vetoes bill protecting parents child neglect accusations for solely using pot (Benzinga)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Skindread’s Give me that Boom

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever pole danced.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever backed up a trailer.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

33-year-old mom of 5 dies during Brazilian butt lift procedure, lawsuit says (KCRG)

Man (33) who killed French tourist with his SUV while selling drugs in Dublin city centre avoids jail (Irish Independent)

Del Rey Oaks Police looking for a 33-year-old man who allegedly bit his wife’s face (KION)
Goodwill auctions 14-kt gold Lego piece for over $18k (ABC)
North Carolina woman holds Guinness World Record for growing tallest potato plant (WLOS)
Florida family reunited with lost cockapoo after 10 years (UPI)
Two Ohio women prop up dead guy at bank to make withdrawals from his account (WKYC)
Mom arrested after concocting gross drink to ‘prank’ son’s bully leaves child in hospital (New York Post)

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 301 Producers: Boo-Bury, cbrooklyn112, Kevin S, HeyCitizen, harvhat, NA Millennial, CollinB, Bearsnare, phifer, cottongin, SirVo, Boolysteed, RevCyberTrucker

Intro/Outro: Gackt – Vanilla (Instrumental)

Join us Friday for BWB ft. Eriner at 8 PM Central!

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Bitcoin is now 5th largest base money in the world (No Bullshit Bitcoin)

Samourai wallet launches nextblock.is for more accurate transaction fee estimation (No BS BTC)

Voltage introduces redesign, teams and pricing updates (Voltage)

Apple changes mind, will keep iOS web apps in EU as they are (No BS BTC)

El Salvador updates ‘outdated’ law to lift KYC limits for purchases from $200 to $25,000 (No BS BTC)

Coinbase stabilizes after experiencing downtime, glitches due to heavy traffic (No BS BTC)

TOP THREE 33

Why Bitcoin could fall 33% after its long-awaited halving event in April, JPMorgan says (Yahoo Finance)
Former Michigan standout, CFL champion Craig Roh dead at 33 (Fox News)
How 33-Year-Olds, the Peak Millennials, are shaping the U.S. economy (The New York Times)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Study finds using pot “significantly associated with 96% decreased odds” of subjective cognitive decline (Eureka Select)

Study finds cannabis does not cause anxiety (Karger)

National Highway Traffic Safety Association says ‘little research’ supports pot driving impairment tests based on THC blood concentration (Regulations.gov)

Department of Taxation op ed: medical pot companies have stronger 280E argument (MJ Biz Daily)

President Biden releases marijuana pardon (US Army)
Missouri updates packaging requirements (KSDK)
Legalization law at center of legal fight waged by anti-pot group (New Jersey Monitor)
Jersey City police officers fired for using recreational marijuana file second lawsuit (News 12)
Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham signs bill strengthening New Mexico cannabis regulations (KRQE) / KOAT video (YouTube) 
Virginia House and Senate send Gov. Glenn Youngkin legislation to prevent parental pot use from being used as evidence of child abuse or neglect (VA Leg)

German state ministers project legalization law won’t take effect on April 1, will be delayed six months (Table Media)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us 1876’s We Don’t Run.

Follow @SirRevCyberTrucker@revcybertrucker.com 

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever experienced no one loving them.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever pole danced. 

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Elderly woman lifted by store shutter (Fox)

Hardcore singer accused of dosing bassist with estrogen (New York Post)
World War II grenade donated to thrift store (Business Insider)
Woman in Kent discovers WWII-era tunnel under property (Not the Bee)
California man allegedly stung in testicles by scorpion at popular Las Vegas Strip resort (Fox)
Naked lady brawls at Venice Beach (TMZ)
Woman loses disability case after being pictured winning Christmas tree-throwing contest (Fox LA)

‘James Bond’ message in a bottle from 1966 found in Jersey castle (UPI)
Teacher hosts sword fights in class, sending bloodied teen to hospital according to lawsuit (The Sacramento Bee)

Microsoft AI has an alternate personality (Not the Bee)
Balls Out Bowling event invites bowlers to roll in the nude (UPI)

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