VALUE FOR VALUE
Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 215 Executive Producers: harvhat, cbrooklyn112, N4VX, RevCyberTrucker, Boolysteed, quirkess, billybon3s, Sir Oma, SeeDubs, Boo-Bury, Face2theScr33n
Intro/Outro: HurricaneTurtle – First Mile
ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
Core Scientific files for bankruptcy (CNBC)
Two top executives plead guilty at FTX (Yahoo News)
Twitter Data Breach (Breached.vc)
TOP THREE 33
Coldest Christmas in 33 years (FB News Leader)
Detroit issues first 33 adult-use marijuana retail licenses under ordinance (D Business)
33-year-old woman arrested after allegedly driving across icy downtown canal (WTHR)
COOFIN INTO COFFINS
Illinois: 33 counties at ‘high’ COVID-19 level (Shaw Local)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
Only 20 people show up to Griner’s homecoming celebration in Waco (OutKick)
Marc Fogel’s sister pens op-ed (The Philadelphia Inquirer)
FDA fast-tracks review of Naloxone use without prescription (Wall Street Journal)
Twitter quietly ends SAMHSA partnership (Marijuana Moment)
Two bills to reshape medical marijuana program in D.C. sit on Mayer Bowser’s desk (Benzinga)
Trulieve announces Occupational Safety and Health Adminstration settlement (Cision PR Newswire)
Bongs don’t need to come with warnings of cancer-causing chemicals, California Supreme Court says (San Francisco Chronicle)
Harker Heights (TX) petition to overturn repeal of voter-approved decriminalization submits enough valid signatures (Fox 44 News)
Western Australia politician sends happy holi-blaze Christmas card (Perth Now)
METAL MOMENT
Tonight, Rev CyberTrucker brings us Skindred’s cover of Eddie Grant’s Electric Avenue.
FIRST TIME I EVER…
Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever sent a text.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever got a present you didn’t want.
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING.
Rhode Island man creates 400-piece Nativity scene that’s 50 years in the making (NBC 24)
Confused neighbor calls 911 about ‘Cousin Eddie’ (WDRB)
Tennessee man accused of burning Christmas tree, child’s presents (Fox 5 New York)
Buffalo couple saves mentally disabled man from blizzard (Buffalo News)
Wife forbids husband from napping on Christmas Day (New York Post)
** Chris Cocker “Waking People Up From Sleep”
Iowa sports reporter Mark Woodley complains about covering blizzard (CNN)
Houston Freeze causes more than 100 bats to freeze, fall onto Waugh Bridge (Fox 5 New York)
Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare, hospital evacuation (New York Post)
TSA says man tried to hide gun parts in peanut butter jars (Fox 5 New York)
Original mechatronic model of E.T. sells for $2.56 million at auction (NPR)