EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS

Thank you to our executive producer CW for Bowl After Bowl Episode 87 coming in with a monthly stonation! Shoutout to Boo-Bury, CMike, and SirVo for streaming those sats. 

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CRYPTOCURRENCY 

 Do you have a node yet? Every podcaster should have their own node! What are you waiting for? Just get in the car and drive, dude!

Check out this article SirSpencer referenced, How to run a Lightning Network node on Windows. Consider Umbrel,  myNode, Voltage, or setting up a RaspiBlitz. And be sure to visit NewPodcastApps.com on the regular!

TOP THREE 33

Rest in Peace, Joya. Born in 1988 at the San Diego Wild Animal Park, this 33-year-old greater one-horned rhino (also known as the Indian Rhino) was the oldest male in the Species Survival Plan of the Association of Zoos and Aquariums. Joya moved to Salina, Kansas’ Rolling Hills Zoo in 1995 where he had been monitored by veterinarian staff for age-related issues for the past few months.

Add another tally to the Clinton Body Count. This week, ABC 33/40 reporter Christopher Sign suicided. He broke the secret tarmac meeting between Bill Clinton and then-Attorney General Loretta Lynch in 2016, then published a book about it. After its release in February 2020, he told Fox & Friends his family received death threats which drove him out of Phoenix, Arizona back to Birmingham, Alabama — to Channel 33.

When asked about chain of custody documents for absentee ballots deposited into drop boxes for the November 3, 2020 election, a Fulton County election official admitted to The Georgia Star News “a few forms are missing” and “some procedural paperwork may have been misplaced.” Coincidentally, Georgia is missing chain of custody documents for about 333,000 absentee ballots out of an estimated 600,000 which is pretty suspicious considering Biden only “won” by 12,000 votes in the Peach State.

Lastly, neighbors called for a wellness check on a Glendora, California home after smelling a strong odor coming from it. Law enforcement found 33 cats — 7 dead and 2 that had to be euthanized — and one dog living in filthy conditions.

THE COOF

This week, 33 deaths were reported in Oman and the Punjab state of India.

33 new cases were reported in the Prey Veng province of Cambodia, Kentucky’s Graves County, Massachusetts, Maui, New York’s Monroe County, and Washington’s Clark County.

The CDC updated their travel guidance, moving 33 countries to their lowest risk category which is deemed safe for travel for anyone who got a coof shot.

In England, a 33-year-old music teacher plead guilty to faking a COVID ‘Fit to Fly’ certificate to travel to Egypt by altering the date on a negative ‘rona test PDF from February. An Egyptian airline worker spotted a missing digit on the certificate. He was found guilty of forgery and counterfeit offense of making a false instrument but was granted bail and is leaving the country ahead of his hearing, telling the judge he will be back in time for it and now has an up-to-date negative test certificate.

Also, the symptoms for this scary new Delta variant are headaches, coughs, and sneezing…like a cold.

WEED

In 2007, Robert Franklin tossed a pound of weed out of his car during a traffic stop in Saline County, Missouri and received a 22-year prison sentence. But after serving more than a decade in prison, he has become the first 420POW to have his case commuted by Governor Mike Parson. Jeff Mizanskey was the last time weed-related POW freed by Governor Jay Nixon in 2015.

Joints for Jabs launched Monday in Washington state, but dispensary owners aren’t participating. Unlike other jab freebies which require citizens to simply flash their poked papers to claim their prize, Joints for Jabs requires pot shops to set up a vaccine clinic inside so only those with a fresh band-aid can claim their jay. Many don’t have the space to set up a clinic inside, and healthcare providers are concerned about setting up shop in a place that distributes illegal drugs since that could jeopardize their federal funding. Since the program expires July 12, citizens planning to get poked in the pot shop might not be able to get their second shot in time. Participating pot shops will be able to cash in on a tax break for product they give away unlike alcohol retailers, but that doesn’t help much when they are still unfairly facing Section 180E.

Last Tokin’ Tuesday, the pain management committee for the NFL and NFL Players Association announced it will provide $1 million in funding for research into pain management with cannabis and cannabinoids. Five grants are expected to be awarded around Thanksgiving.

Arkansas’ medical sales exceeded $330 million since the market launched in 2019 and last month, May 2021, Maine hit a new record with $5.4 million in recreational sales.

The Montana group opposing the 2020 voter-approved recreational initiative has dropped its lawsuit since Governor Greg Gianforte signed House Bill 701 into law, amending the legalization law voters passed. The lawsuit claimed the initiative was unconstitutional for earmarking a portion of tax revenues from federally illegal marijuana sales, contending only the legislature can determine how tax revenue is spent.

Tomorrow, June 16, 2021 at 10 AM, the Connecticut legislature will hold a special session to determine the fate of the recreational weed bill mentioned previously on Bowl After Bowl. Rhode Island will have to wait a little longer for a recreational market, as the backers of three adult-use bills failed to compromise and likely won’t before the end of the legislative session the last week of June.

Today, Representatives Bonnie Watson Coleman (D-NJ) and Cori Bush (D-MO) unveiled the Drug Policy Reform Act (DPRA) to end criminal penalties for drug possession federally and incentivize state and local governments to adopt decriminalization policies by limiting their eligibility to receive funds if they don’t. The bill also proposes moving regulatory power from the Attorney General to the Secretary of Health and Human Services, record expungement and resentencing, “reinvesting in alternative health-centered approaches,” prohibiting drug tests for individuals to receive federal benefits, prohibiting the use of civil asset forfeiture related to personal drug possession cases, and establishing a Commission on Substance Use, Health and Safety to determine benchmark amounts for drug possession and publish a report including recommendations for preventing the prosecution of individuals processing, distributing, or dispensing personal use quantities.

In 2018, Tampa-based Florigrown sued the state over its licensing process which resulted in three of the 22 licensed operators controlling two-thirds of the market. Six license holders account for 90% of sales. They hoped the state would provide standalone licenses for small businesses and break up the vertical scheme, but the Supreme Court just ruled against them in a 6-1 decision saying the Florida Legislature met its constitutional obligations in enacting a limited-license vertical structure. With the lawsuit over, the state’s licensing freeze comes to an end. It is likely state regulators will issue 15 new vertical licenses over the next six months.

The Ohio State Medical Board added Huntington’s disease, spasticity or severe muscle spasms, and terminal illness as qualifying conditions for medical weed. Earlier in the year, the board granted separate requests to add arthritis, chronic migraines, and complex regional pain syndrome but rejected petitions to include autism spectrum disorder and restless leg syndrome.

In Colorado, 21 individuals were arrested in connection to a black market marijuana and money laundering scheme. They are accused of growing millions of dollars worth of pot across metro Denver and funneling their profits to China through social media apps. The investigation began in August 2020 and investigators have since seized thousands of plants, hundreds of pounds of packaged pot, and about $1 million. Charges range from racketeering and conspiracy to drug cultivation, distribution, and money laundering. Federal investigators found the money cycled from the US to China to Central and South America, then back to the US. Two individuals were allegedly involved in the illegal Oklahoma grow op referenced in Bowl After Bowl Episode 80: I Shitted My Priorities.

Yesterday (Monday, June 14, 2021), the California legislature approved a $100-million plan to strengthen their legal industry which continues to struggle in competition with the emerald market five years after voters approved recreational sales. Grants will be provided to cities and counties to help businesses transition from provisional to regular licenses. It’s a complicated process to get a permanent, annually-renewed license from a temporary one, requiring high costs and developing a plan to reduce the harms of the industry’s negative environmental impacts.

Speaking of negative impacts, Sacramento is being sued by a number of unidentified weed businesses for establishing “Neighborhood Responsibility Plan” fees equal to 1% of gross revenue on top of a 4% business operations tax on gross receipts — even though the city failed to identify a single negative impact from cannabiz operations.

After receiving eight complaints about a growing operation’s odor March 2019, Santa Barbara County filed the jurisdiction’s first nuisance lawsuit against Island View Ranch and Island Breeze Farms.  The lawsuit also claims Island Breeze hasn’t “diligently pursued” obtaining the county and state business licenses to operate and therefore is illegally growing and processing weed.

First Time I Ever… #FTIE

The bowlers discuss the first time they ever held a baby and next week, we want to hear about the first time YOU ever saw a lover’s junk. Leave a voicemail day or night! If you’re voice shy, feel free to send a text message:

(816) 607-3663

Fuck it, Dude. Let’s go bowling. #FIDLGB

A man from Cape Cod spent 40 seconds in the mouth of a humpback whale

Some lucky duck in Ontario bought a painting for $5 at a thrift store which turned out to be a David Bowie original!

A Kansas Lottery player celebrated their birthday with one of the state’s largest Keno jackpots off a Quick Pick.

An analysis published by the journal Environmental Science and Technology Letters found commonly used cosmetics contain high levels of potentially toxic chemicals not listed on labels which can be ingested through lip products or absorbed through the skin and tear ducts to enter the bloodstream. 

An Atlanta cashier was shot and killed over a face diaper argument.

There’s a petition for Jeff Bezos to buy and eat the Leonardo da Vinci’s Mona Lisa.

A suspicious vehicle complaint turned up a man stuck in a vineyard fan.

A couple in Alberta, Canada are paying a $500 fine after their gender-reveal party caused a small wildfire.

A White House press corps flight to England was delayed due to mechanical issues caused by cicadas.

Jack Herer told us first, but now the science is catching up since Oxford University’s Environmental Change Institute says hemp could save the planet from climate change.

Thank you to our executive producers, Quirkess and Lavish!  Be sure to check out Behind the Sch3m3s Moandaze at 10:30 PM Eastern / 9:30 PM Central. Also thank you to SircussMedia for streaming us BATs and now sats! Sats coming in this week from SirVo, Adam Curry and Dave Jones as well. If you are streaming sats and would like a credit, email us at spencer@bowlafterbowl.com or laurien@bowlafterbowl.com

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CRYPTO

Spencer talks about the Bitcoin Conference in Miami and more specifically Ross Ulbricht’s statement, which he clipped for the latest episode of ms. Informed NAtion. Be sure to check out FreeRoss.org to learn more about Ross’s story.

TOP THREE 33

Australian Federal Police and FBI nab criminal uderworld figures in worldwide sting using encrypted app (33 countries involved, 33 search warrants carried out since Sunday)

33-year-old man operating horse-drawn vehicle killed in Ohio crash

More than 33 pounds of meth, $125,000 seized during 4 Virginia arrests

THE COOF

Michigan reports 420 new coronavirus cases and 33 deaths

33 new cases in China and Hawaii

33 hospitalizations in Boone County, Missouri

Washington State is doing Joints for Jabs, like D.C. started back in January 2021 which we covered in Episode 59: Nicorette was Right.

WEED

Amazon changes employee policies for time off, marijuana

No Agenda Episode 1353

Podcasting 2.0 Episode 40: Miami or Bust!

Louisiana sends decriminalization bill to governor’s desk

Connecticut Senate passes recreational marijuana bill

Vermont governor signs law providing financial assistance to social equity applicants

Washington state weed company loses legal challenge to Oklahoma’s residency requirement

FIRST TIME I EVER #FTIE

Another way to return value to the Bowl After Bowl podcast is to leave a voicemail at (816) 607-3663. Every week there is a First Time I Ever prompt. Tonight, bowlers talked about the first time they ever spoke to a therapist. Next week, we want to hear about the first time YOU ever held a baby!

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING! #FIDLGB

California woman lets her toddler die while tending to her plants

Naked Florida woman wrecks an Outback Steak House

Russian nail salon uses live fish in aquarium manicure

Mayoral candidate gets punched, harassed by dildo drone

Three women on a floatie were circled by hammerhead sharks during their Florida vacation

A mom shot at her neighbor’s dog and hit her son

Two Florida kids have a shootout with the police

A delivery driver raised thousands of dollars pretending to be Barron Trump

National Geographic kicked off World Oceans Day by declaring the waters around Antarctica the Southern Ocean

A South African woman gave birth to 10 babies

BONUS: Priscilla Dunstan Baby Language

Thank you to our Episode 85 executive producers: Farmer Todd, Pheonix, NetNed, Fletcher, and SirVo! Make sure you subscribe to Pheonix’s YouTube channel, No Apologies, for some tasty recipes; tune in to hear Fletcher and Carolyn on Hog Story Mondays and Thursdays at 7:00 p.m. Central; and get in touch with Farmer Todd to try some of his delicious products!

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Kansas City’s city council passed an ordinance last Thursday aimed at curbing street racing, which includes a fine of up to $100 for spectators and possible jail time for performers. Coincidentally, there was a livestream of cops chasing the stunt drivers away from Union Station on Friday. Coincidence or media hype?

TOP THREE 33

Russell Brand announces ‘The 33 Tour’ across the UK this summer

Wisconsin DNR encourages ATV safety course for 33-year-olds and younger

Sarasota County Sheriff’s Office seizes 33 ‘severely malnourished’ cattle

Connecticut lawmakers designate racism as a public health crisis in 114-33 vote

COVID-1984

33-year-old earns $226,000 a year selling masks on Etsy

33 deaths in Illinois and Afghanistan

33 new cases in Nova Scotia

Overdose deaths increased 33% from the average among white Coloradans 

California café charges patrons $5 for wearing masks, ‘bragging’ about COVID shot

Kansas Speedway jab bribes

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

House reintroduces MORE Act

Texas passed a super narrow “medical” bill while Connecticut and Rhode Island legislatures consider recreational.

Illinois passes a social equity license lottery bill

Nevada passes cannabis consumption lounge bill

Mississippi Secretary of State won’t push the Supreme Court justices to change their minds on the ruling invalidating a 2020 voter-approved ballot measure to legalize medical weed. Instead, he’s asking the governor to call a special session and fix the technicality they cited to invalidate it, which was the ballot initiative language stating signatures must be collected from all five congressional districts when there have only been four — since 2000. Why have no other ballot initiatives been invalidated in the past 20 years?

A Rhode Island grower may lose their license for testifying against the Fall River, Massachusetts mayor who accepted bribes.

FIRST TIME I EVER #FTIE

Bowlers called in to tell us about the first time they ever experienced essential oils. Next week, we want to hear from YOU about the first time you ever talked to a therapist! Leaving a voicemail or sending a text message is a great way to contribute value back to the show: (816) 607-3663

GUTTERS AND STRIKES #FIDLGB

A Tennessee woman protested the experimental shots by driving through a jab tent shouting, “No vaccine!”

A UK woman delivered a 12-pound-9-ounce baby via C Section

An Italian artist sold an invisible sculpture for more than $18,000

A Canadian shop owner was arrested for allegedly selling a polar bear skull to an undercover US Fish and Wildlife Services agent.

A three-year-old’s parents gave in to her sick birthday cake request

There’s a peacock murderer on the loose

A 17-year-old shoved a bear off a brick wall in her backyard to save her dogs

A 26-year-old Washington man is foraging all the raw materials needed to make his fiancee a completely one-of-a-kind engagement ring and found a 2.2-carat yellow diamond at Arkansas’ Crater of Diamonds State Park.

Applications are due June 18 to get paid to play video games with your best fren

America has a new youngest MENSA member

There’s wolves on the loose in Minnesota


 

Thank you to our executive producer for Episode 84 Bowl After Bowl, Silky Red Dragon! And thank you to Boo-Bury, Sirvo, and Dame Jennifer for the boosts on the Sphinx tribe along with all the other satoshis that came from the Podfather plugging our show after last Thursday’s No Agenda. And of course, thank you nodebit and Sir Bemrose for making it all happen on stream.

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Congratulations to Illuminadia who welcomed her little baby knight Earthside today! 

TOP THREE 33

Just 33 used New Jersey’s medical-aid-in-dying law last year

Philadelphia dims its skyline along with 33 other cities after a ‘mass collision’ kills thousands of migrating birds

33% of Instacart shoppers bought plant-based meat or milk in 2021

33% of renters are motivated to purchase a home after the pandemic

COVID-1984

33 coof deaths in Ontario, Sri Lanka, Germany.

33 new coof cases in Vermont

33 hostpialized with the coof in Massachusetts

UK data suggests a single dose is only 33% effective against the India variant

Ohio announces $1 million vaccine lottery, shots surge 33%

33 Reno pediatricians say the school district should reinstate universal mask wearing until the school year ends

KANSAS CITY

Kansas City received $8.3 million in federal money to address homelessness

Potential crackdown on street sideshows

WEED

Missouri lawmakers passed a bill allowing medical weed companies to deduct ordinary and necessary business expenses on their state tax returns that Section 280E of the federal tax code currently prohibits. We’ll see if Governor Mike Parson signs it into law. Then, the Show-Me State appeals court ruled regulators cannot keep cannabiz license applications secret, so the more then 800 denied licensees appealing the application and scoring system used by the Missouri Department of Health and Human Services can now compare their applications to others.

Kansas may be too late to pass their medical bill, but they did open their first industrial hemp fiber processing facility in Great Bend. They’ve contracted with 10 farmers this year totaling 1,000 acres of hemp and they bought their equipment from Colorado, so they are proud to say they are creating 100% American-made products. Hemp will save the world!

New Mexico is getting a $300 million DEA research facility that will create 170 research jobs along with 200 research and agricultural jobs. They were awarded a memorandum of agreement from the DEA, which 30 other private businesses are hoping to also receive.

New York joins Colorado and 10 other states in banning delta-8 and other THC isomers

Montana lawmakers passed a bill to amend the voter-approved recreational market, pushing the start date back three months, setting a THC cap on flower, limiting edible potency per package, reducing homegrow from 4 to 2 plants, and moving oversight from the Department of Public Health and Human Services to the Department of Revenue, among other changes against the will of the people.

A House-approved decriminalization bill is heading to the Louisiana Senate and could remove jail time for possession. Also up for debate on the Senate floor is a bill to legalize flower and concentrates for patients to smoke. Arizona lawmakers rejected a bill that would have banned weed companies from having billboards or sponsorships in events of all kinds. South Carolina is out of time when it comes to passing a medical bill, but Texas could still expand its narrow compassionate care program to a still incredibly narrow medical market.

Congratulations on legalizing medical marijuana, Greece! Take that, 33 nay votes.

First Time I Ever #FTIE 

The bowlers share the first time they ever left the state where they were born. Next week, we hope to hear about the first time you ever experienced essential oils. Leave a voicemail, send a text, or share your pictures day or night at (816) 607-3663.

BOWLING: GUTTERS & STRIKES #FIDLGB

The AMF Pro Bowl Lanes and Finnigan’s Hall in North Kansas City closed suddenly.

L.A. Skyslide and Skyspace is being removed with renovations.

A 76-year-old Missouri woman was killed by a cow.

Kansas City has been warned about a flasher on the loose.

A Missouri death row inmate lost his appeal for death by firing squad in the Supreme Court.

A decade after the Joplin tornadoes, this man is still pulling debris from his body.

A rare Corpse Flower appeared at an abandoned San Francisco gas station.

A blob washed up on a North Carolina beach the other day…

Hundreds of pounds of human waste and needles cleaned from former homeless camp.

A Chinese zoo covered up the fact three leopards escaped.


 

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TOP THREE (OR MORE) 33

CDC’s Anne Schuchat announces retirement after Messonnier’s exit

33% of stations in Virginia are out of gasoline

Implantable ‘living pharmacy project receives DARPA contract worth up to $33 million

33 people arrested in Neshoba County, Mississippi narcotics bust

Operation Clean Swap: 33 charged during multi-agency child porn investigation

Israel airstrikes kill 33 Palestinians, rockets fired from Gaza

More than 50 migrants reported drowned off Tunisia; 33 saved

33 dead, dozens missing as cyclone batters COVID-stricken India

THE COOF 

33 deaths were reported in Michigan and New Jersey since we last toked on a Tuesday.  Kansas City dropped its indoor mask mandates including in metro schools. But the CDC released a statement Saturday recommending schools keep mask policies in place. Think of the children!

Or don’t. In Las Vegas, parents of high school children are concerned for their children’s privacy since a teacher sent them home with an assignment to write a paragraph on why or why not they would be getting the experimental therapy since it is now available to their age group.

One company got some good nationwide ad space with the mainstream talking all about their jab record bracelet which allows users to upload their medical records to their encrypted server and presents a QR code for all to scan and see – for just one low payment of $19.99!

Oh, and remember: “Your compliance is prolonging this nightmare. Ditch the mask.

WEED 

Effective immediately, the federal standard dose for THC is 5 milligrams. Local KC news played this cringe piece calling delta-8 “pot’s little brother” and giving some free press to a cute budtender on YouTube. But at least Missouri medical weed sales have surpassed the five year estimate already – in six months. Colorado banned THC isomers including delta-8 and another politician was found guilty of accepting bribes for dispensary licenses, this time in Massachusetts.

Republicans are pushing for federal legalization and removal from the Federal Controlled Substances list to ensure individual liberty. Meanwhile, the Mississippi Supreme Court became the first to overturn a MEDICAL initiative passed by 75% of the voters because the language on the ballot initiatives didn’t update when the state went from five congressional districts to four. Alabama’s governor signed a super limited Compassionate Act medical bill into law yesterday, which doesn’t allow patients to smoke bud, vape, or enjoy edibles and caps daily THC consumption to 50 milligrams unless a doctor says otherwise. Then the cap gets bumped up to 75 milligrams.

Nebraska lawmakers came two votes short of the *33* needed to break a filibuster on an equally limited medical bill, so petitioners will soon begin their process to get weed on the 2022. And Minnesota is going to see a surge in medical sales since lawmakers slipped approval for smokable flower into an omnibus healthcare bill. Sadly, a recreational bill passed out of the Minnesota House but died in the Senate.

GUTTERS & STRIKES #FIDLGB

A portion of pinup-turned-photographer Bunny Yeager’s photos are being auctioned off this weekend, including many with Bettie Page.

A mom in upstate New York could lose custody of her daughter over a driveway decoration.

Chick-fil-A is limiting sauces to one per item due to a supply chain shortage.

Flamin’ Cheetos – a story of stolen valor.

An alligator chased Wendy’s customers through a parking lot in Florida.

An OG flatulence cammer in the fart fetish community makes $4,000 a month selling videos of her raunchy toots.

An argument over laundry led to the 33rd homicide in Portland, an execution-style shooting.

Airlines might weigh plus-sized passengers to prevent exceeding the plane’s weight limit.

A 73-story building in China started mysteriously shaking with no known cause.

The FDA recalled 62,000 pacemakers that could possibly electrically short.

FIRST TIME I EVER #FTIE

The bowlers called in and talked about the first time they grew some food for themselves. Next week, we want to hear from YOU about the first time you ever left the state you were born in, whether it be for a move or vacation, etc. Chime in day or night: (816) 607-3663

And until next time, may your bowls burn ever brighter!

Thank you to our executive producers, Farmer Todd and Sir Saturday Knight, as well as Nick the Rat who joined us in the bowl for the latest episode of Bowls with Buds! You can now find all of our guest shows in one place at BowlswithBuds.com.

Bowl After Bowl is a value-for-value podcast. We put it all out there for the bowlers to enjoy and just ask that if you receive value from the show, you give some back. Value takes many forms, of course. If you want to send us your cash, BTC, or sats, head on over to our donate page. But if you want to send art or ISOs, feel free to find SirSpencer and Dame DuhLaurien on No Agenda Social or shoot ’em in an email to spencer@bowlafterbowl.com. Leaving a voicemail or sending a text is also a very valuable form of giving back, so come say high to (816) 607-3663.

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TOP THREE 33

Maryland governor posthumously pardons 15-year-old boy, 33 other racial lynching victims

Maricopa man charged with murder in 33-year-old cold case

Eugene Police: 33 suspects arrested for role in May 29-30 riot case

COVID 1984

33 deaths were reported in Florida, Michigan, and Bangladesh.

Vermont added 33 new coof cases.

33% of Germans have received at least one shot, and the United States has surpassed the magic number.

Officials in India seized 33 empty oxygen canisters kept at a factory.

WEED

Kansas’ medical marijuana bill advanced out of the House and is heading for the Senate. It’s similar to the medical bill Alabama just signed into law, not allowing patients to smoke or vape their medicine. And in Tennessee, a bill passed creating a nine-person commission to study weed laws and advise politicians on patient-focused legislation. But if there’s going to be a true medical program in Tennessee, it won’t begin operating until weed is “removed from Schedule I of the federal Controlled Substances Act.”

Patients in West Virginia can start registering for their medical cards — four years after legalization passed. Maybe in four more years, they’ll be able to get their medicine.  

The US DEA released their 2020 annual report, showing numbers of seized plants and arrests made went up slightly from 2019.

Skittles maker Mars Wrigley is coming after Emerald Cup 2016 winner Zkittlez, even though it’s a strain and not an edible.

Two former California city officials were sentenced to two years in prison for accepting $35,000 bribes promising licenses to undercover FBI agents, and two years after having their license revoked, Pennsylvania cultivator Agrimed could get it reinstated and start growing again.

#FTIE

The bowlers discuss the first time they ever slept naked and next week hope to hear from YOU about the first time you ever grew some food. You can call day or night and leave a message at (816) 607-DOOF or send a text if you’re voice shy.

GUTTERS / STRIKES

A tourist in China was left dangling 330 feet after the panels of a glass bridge were shattered by 90 mph winds. He was able to crawl to safety. After 50 years old, a daughter found her birth mom, who just happened to act on one of her favorite TV series — “That’s My Mama.” NYC decided to replace snow days with remote learning days, and one nurse decided to replace NYC with her home in St. Louis after being punched in the head on her first day in the Big Apple. Ukrainian authorities seized 1,500 bottles of booze made in Chernobyl, even though the company is doing everything by the books. Australians found a giant wood moth and Californians found a footballfish washed upon the shore. A Japanese town spent its coronavirus relief funds on a giant squid statue and the bowlers didn’t roll a turkey tonight because a Missouri hunter mistook a jogger for a gobble bird and shot him in the chest.

Thank you to our Episode 80 executive producer, NetNed! Treasure takes many forms, and we want to thank dooshbar for bringing us an epic electric bell to install in the bowl as well as Farmer Todd for sending us some of his very own maple syrup! 

Bowl After Bowl is a value-for-value podcast, meaning the content is put out there for all the bowlers out there to enjoy. All we ask in return is if you receive value from this content to send some back. Value takes many forms and we’re open to all of it, from PayPal donations to BTC, streaming satoshis, making artwork, sending ISOs and jingles, or leaving us a voicemail at (816) 607-3663.

Also, thank you to Mike Hagan of radiOrbit and KOPN fame for joining us in the bowl last Friday for another episode of Bowls with Buds!

PHILOSOPHER STONED

As teased on previous shows including our last Bowls with Buds featuring Mike Hagan, an atheist meets God on a train, and He provides a little insight on what humans need to do to evolve to their next level.

TOP THREE 33

This week, an investigation was opened up after33 Guatemalan citizens were found living in a Midland, Texas home. More than 3,000 caretakers from 33 nursing homes in Connecticut decided to go on strike and the Cyberspace Administration of China identified33 mobile apps collecting data without consent. As a magic number bonus, a Nebraska drug bust turned upa gun stolen 33 years ago!

COVID-1984

A Washington coffee chain got 33 PPP loans worth millions of dollars. Hospitalizations in New York dropped 33%.Humboldt and Escambia County (Florida) reported 33 new cases of the coof. Illinois reports 33 deaths while Iowa celebrates 33% of its population getting the experimental shots.

In Oregon, a high school junior named Maggie Williams broke her school’s 800-meter track record and got the state to change their mandate that students wear masks for outdoor sports — because she passed out and skidded over the finish line unconscious.

CRYPTO

DuhLaurien is finally on Sphinx! Bling Games is offering triple Bling Points on their new game Sweet Bitcoin which are converted into satoshis when transferred to a wallet. And lastly, the first MLB and NBA teams have allowed fans to purchase tickets in Dogecoin

SHOW-ME STATE STORIES

Tiny homes are being built for the homeless in Kansas City, though a construction start date and location have not been announced. It’s been a month since the homeless protestors were moved to area hotels for a 90-day stay, but the city is suddenly trying to move them for “financial reasons” and “accusations of disrespect from guests.” 

A KC woman looking for a house to rent wasscammed out of almost $2,000 and the state made national new when public school officials at St. Louis area high school released a memo in response to parental complaints telling teachers to remove race-based curriculum from the virtual learning platform so parents wouldn’t see it.

Last Wednesday, State Representative Nick Schroer proposed an amendment banning critical race theory from public schools for House Bill 1141, which aims to protect students whose GPAs lowered during COVID.  There’s also an amendment to this House Bill to ban biological boys who call themselves trans from competing on girls’ school sports teams (and vice versa), which is something Caitlyn Jenner, who is running for California governor, agrees.

DRUG WAR

After a successful Phase 3 trial, 100 participants are taking part in a second trial of MDMA-assisted therapy. If it’s also a success,the Food and Drug Administration could approve its therapeutic use in 2023. Could this bethe beginning of a psychedelic industry boom? People may need trip therapy if the FDA takes away their blunt wraps and menthol cigarettes! Once the agency publishes its proposed rules, there will be an opportunity for public comment and maybe legal battles.

WEED

New Mexico has 33 canna companies after one had its business permit revoked following an explosion and fire last year. Oral arguments were heard Wednesday in the South Dakota Supreme Court to uphold the voter-approved recreational market. The United States Supreme Court will not hear the appeals of two California cannabis companieswho owe just under $2 million in taxes under Section 280E. 

The Marijuana Data Collection Act was reintroduced, which would require state agencies to enter a 10-year arrangement with the National Academy of Sciences to conduct studies on legalized states. Eleven states have banned delta-8 THC and five more are considering it. In Texas, the House of Representatives advanced three weed-related bills. In Washington state, Jay Inslee signed the Marijuana Social Equity Program into law. Colorado lawmakers advanced a bill eliminating civil penalties for possession up to two ounces of weed.

Snortable cannabis concentrate was almost a thing.

The enforcement of seed-to-sale tracking in Oklahoma has been halted for 60 days after a lawsuit was filed claiming the Oklahoma Medical Marijuana Authority created a monopoly for a third party tracker in Florida. The OK Bureau of Narcotics alsoraided 20 greenhouses under one grow license alleging the group wasn’t reporting sales, has fraudulent record, and was part of a black market operation.

GUTTERS/STRIKES

Last November, a three-year-old Italian greyhound named Zipping Sarah won a race. Unfortunately, she tested positive for meth. Lucky for the owner, the winning prize was $4,000 and the fine was only $3,000. In June, the oldest known bottle of whiskey will be auctioned off for thousands of dollars. China launched a rocket into low orbit, and now it’s gonna crash down somewhere. The Sky Pool is opening this month in London. Bones from the Ice Age were discovered when a Las Vegas couple decided to install an in-ground pool. A woman bought a houseplant at Ikea which had a gecko hiding in it. It’s legal to be a kid again in Oklahoma and Texas under the Reasonable Childhood Independence bill, which both states passed last Wednesday, protecting parents from criminal charges if they let their kids play outside without supervision or stay home alone. A 19-year-old moving to Arkansasaccidentally rented a two-bedroom apartment in a senior living community. A man in the UK thought he was digging up milk bottles. Turns out, they were grenades. A Florida woman claims a baby dinosaur ran through her yard.

FIRST TIME I EVER

Bowlers called and texted in to discuss the first time they ever shaved their private parts. Get your voicemail in for next week’s FTIE topic, the first time I ever slept naked. Leave your nude sleeping stories in our voicemail or send a text: (816) 607-DOOF

Also, check out Phoenix’s new project No Apologies, a video recipe series she’s starting!

Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms out there and May the Fourth be with you as the bowls burn ever brighter!

Thank you to our Episode 78 executive producers Medus, Sir Saturday Knight, and Fletcher! Bowl After Bowl is a value-for-value podcast, put out for everyone to enjoy freely — but that doesn’t make it okay to be a mooch! If you receive value, return value whether that be in the form of cuckbucks, sats, BTC, art, ISOs, voicemails. 

Shout out to Carolyn and Fletcher for hosting us in the smoker as guests on Hog Story Episode 177 last Thursday, which was 4/22…which was 4/20 too. 

The second St. Joseph, Missouri meetup is happening May 22nd at the Felix Street Pub and Sir B-Loe will be there!

It’s time to get a Lightning node! You can learn a lot about lightning from these docs from Openoms. Also check out LightningPolar for testing and see average blockchain fees at mempool.space or whatthefee.io

SirSpencer competed in the MintGox #014 tournament this past weekend playing Bitcoin Bounty Hunt, Sarutobi LN, Sats Stacker, BTC Bounce, Turbo 84, and CS:GO.

And speaking of cryptocurrency, this 33-year-old became the first dogecoin millionaire. This 33-year-old probably could have used some crypto since he felt the need to steal costume jewelry and a baseball cap from a mall.  And sadly, this 33-year-old (or maybe 36-year-old, according to the police) died after being stabbed with a garden fork.

If you like fresh air, you might be able to get into an outdoor stadium in New York as they are opening to 33% capacity May 19. 33 people coofed themselves to death in Illinois and Virginia, including this 33-year-old pregnant mom who had very strange symptoms, like not being able to walk or talk.

The CDC had to walk back a headline its director made telling pregnant women they RECOMMEND they get the jab following their study utilizing self-reports from 30,000 pregnant women.

Josh Hawley was the one and only senator to say nay to the proposed hate crime bill. The Missouri Senate has until May 14th to vote on a bill making daylight saving time permanent and we may see Mark McCloskey run for Senate

The first farm-to-bowl retailer is opening in Ontario. The U.S. Botanic Garden in D.C. has until May 4th to respond to a request made by three Congressmen to display hemp since it’s federally legal. A US appeals court rejected Harborside’s Section 280E argument after dragging the case on for four years. Most Philadelphians won’t be peeing in cups to start a new job anymore, but Floridians will have to hit the streets gathering signatures after the Florida Supreme Court struck down their recreational initiative for not telling voters the good herb would remain federally illegal. And in three years, Virginia’s three cannabis oversight boards will be able to start working. 

Montana lawmakers passed House Bill 701 on a Tokin’ Tuesday to implement and change the recreational initiative voters passed in November after killing it the day before. Since there’s still a lawsuit pending from Wrong for Montana, the bill has a contingent voidness provision written into it.

Beavers beat the internet in British Columbia. A gender reveal party shook up several towns. Florida is fighting genetically engineered mosquitoes and flying turtles. A German bomb squad was called to investigate a sex toy in a baggie. Iowa’s oldest known muskie was caught after 20 years and 2,000 nets. Two rookie cops in D.C. totaled their cars drag racing. $46,000 was found in a Massachusetts home, but that won’t recover the $72,000 missing from a Kansas sheriff’s department evidence storage . And this bowler rolled the sweetest 300 game of his life with his late dad.

The bowlers talk about the first time they ever went to a nude beach. Next week, it’s time to discuss the First Time I Ever shaved my privates, an FTIE topic inspired by NetNed. Share your first time in a voicemail or text: (816) 607-3663

And be sure to tune in for another episode of Bowls with Buds this Friday, April 30th at 7:30 PM Central with Mike Hagan of radiOrbit.