Executive Producer: Sir CMike $100

 

We have a special show tonight! Since the debates fell on a Bowl After Bowl show night, we live streamed the debates and played along with No Agenda Bingo. We put that at the end of our episode, so first you get some more travel updates from Laurien and Spencer! We also discuss what we’ve been watching lately: Feels Good, Man, a documentary about the Pepe the Frog meme, and Brave New World, a Peacock Original Series that is a modern retelling of Aldous Huxley’s famous dystopian novel.

We also throw some balls and strikes and celebrate this heartwarming story sent to us by Fletcher about the 96 year old woman who bowled a 300 game:

 

We also discussed the First Time I Ever saw porn. Next week’s topic will be “First Time I Ever Went Bowling.” Call or text us at (816) 607-DOOF (3663) and tell us your story!

Stick around after the show for the full first presidential debate. May your bowls burn ever brighter!

 

Laurien and Spencer took a scenic drive to visit Fletcher and burn some clean wood. They heard about RBG’s passing at the Wendy’s where they met from a man talking to Siri instead of his wife. 

 
 
Behind the curtain, they share “First Time I Ever encountered a jump scare” stories and suspicions that voter registration PSAs are coming to public restrooms.
 
Next week, the #FTIE topic will be “First Time I Ever saw porn.” Let us know when and how you stumbled upon a spank bank by calling OR texting us at (816) 607-DOOF,
 
May your bowls burn STICK

 

This week Spencer and Laurien kick off baby copperhead season, bring you the latest in weed news, talk mobile gaming & social media addiction, and discuss when censorship and freedom of expression collide on social media. You’d better learn to code!
Weed News:
First transfer from MO Dept Health and Senior Services to the MO Veterans Commission occurred

Nature’s toll on outdoor weed

Nebraska’s Supreme Court struck down the medical marijuana petition

TX Agriculture Commissioner Sid Miller toured Austin-area facility Compassionate Cultivation last Thursday

MO Democrat Council attacks Gov Parson in a published memo

 

We rolled some lovely strikes and some nasty gutterballs this week, and as always discussed our weekly #FTIE topic. This week’s topic was “First time I ever saw dabs.” Call or text us at (816) 607-3663 to share your first time story! Next week’s #FTIE is “First time I ever gave or recieved a ‘jump scare,'” and we’d love to hear from you!

 

Episode 39 sees us back with a fun show for all the Bowlers out there!

 

Shout out to the fantastic JRE Episode #1533 with Adam Curry, which you can find below:

 

Lots of weed news to catch up on around the country:

CA Legislature passes DPA-sponsored Syringe Access Bill

Decriminalize Nature DC’s Initiative 81 on the ballot

Data published in the journal Drug and Alcohol Dependence shows 4 out of 5 cannabis consumers prefer flower to concentrates

CA lawmakers approved 2 marijuana measures

IL announced next 75 retail licenses awarded to 21 applicants

MD lawmaker Cheryl Glenn was sentenced to 2 years in prison for taking bribes for legislative favors

Maine’s marijuana regulatory body has finally issued the state’s first round of cannabis business

We also delve into a deep discussion on reincarnation and the Lava Lamp theory in a new segment, “Philosopher’s Stoned” in addition to our regular segments Strikes & Gutterballs, Today in History and #FTIE! This week we talked about the first time we ever said “fuck you” to anyone, with Fletcher weighing in on the trusty voicemail line.

Next week’s topic: “First Time I Ever saw dabs.” Call OR TEXT us your story at (816) 607-3663.

May your bowls burn ever brighter!

Welcome back Bowlers!

Episode 38 brings us a great show featuring the highest highlights of Elon’s NeuralLink pigs, RNC vs. DNC Day One, a bit of bitching about the ludicrous “pandemic” and all your favorite segments!

Local news outlet FOX4 does a report against new COVID insights. They don’t want us to think for ourselves, we are only allowed to think what they tell us to think.

 

Laurien’s Top 3 33 stories:

Operation Legend arrests 33 murder suspects (355 total arrests)

Former Baltimore Mayor Catherine Pugh’s former aide, Gary Brown Jr, receives 33 months

33 arrested at Kissimmee, FL house party

 

This week’s #FTIE topic: First time I ever saw a presidential debate. Laurien’s was Bush – Kerry ’04 while Spencer’s was Bush – Gore one cycle back in 2000. We also replayed this nostalgic election cartoon from JibJab on the 2004 election.

 

We enjoyed voicemails from Tom Starkweather and an unknown caller. Next week’s #FTIE will be “First Time I Ever said “Fuck You” to somebody.

 

Tune in to Hog Story this Thursday as we join Fletcher & Carolyn in the Smoker!!!

 

Today’s episode featured a deep dive into Drug war propaganda and Public (dis)Service Announcements over the decades, with clips from classics like Reefer MadnessThis Is Your Brain On DrugsThe Disappointed Talking Dog, and many more. If interested, you can watch Cartoon All-Stars To The Rescue here in full.

 

Laurien also keeps us up-to-date on her Top 3 33 Stories:

Feds and state authorities charge 33, including inmates, with COVID benefit fraud

The Hamilton Collection Trump Statue

33 Examples of Ridiculous 20th Century Anti-MJ Propaganda

 

We enjoy voicemails from Walkman and Dr. Anthony Fauci as we discuss the First Time I Ever pissed in public.

 

Special thanks to Sir Seatsitter of ABS ‘n a 6 Pack for a fantastic voicemail jingle!

 

Next week’s #FTIE: “First Time I Ever watched a presidential debate.”

Leave us your story at (816) 607-3663!

In Episode 36 there is a lot to discuss! Spencer takes us on a journey through time with a new segment “today in history” in which we explore the lost colony of Roanoke and the English trial of the Pendle witches, among other historical notes.

 

In weed news, Laurien found a study that suggests what she’s said many times: that whole plant cannabis medicines are more effective than their isolated components. There also may be a potential supreme court case that if heard could have federal legalization implications.

 

Our #FTIE this week was “First Time I Ever sent someone a nude.” Laurien and Spencer recount their first nudes ever sent and reminisce about how bad older phones used to be.

 

Voicemails this week from our pals Dustin & Georgina and BlueDouche33

 

May your bowls burn ever brighter!

In this episode Laurien tracks down lots of explosions happening in August and brings us her Top 3 “33” stories of the week. We also discuss a recent raid on cannabis activist and US congressional candidate Adela Wisdom, we introduce a new segment called “Behind The Curtain,” we add Strikes to the Gutterballs segment to balance things out, and we enjoy voicemails from Fletcher, quirkess, and Carolyn Blaney.

 

We also had a listener stumble upon a (NSFW) very old work of pornography whilst browsing the wikimedia commons looking for “dunce cap” material. This caused Spencer to journey down a rabbit hole to find the (NSFW) oldest known surviving hardcore pornography video.

Special thanks to Economic Hitman in TX for sending in some shiny new show isos!

 

May your bowls burn ever brighter!

 

Laurien and Spencer talk about a fresh new batch of 33 Stories, Malcolm Macdonald’s bionic penis, and introduce the new segment, Gutterballs. MLB postponed 33 games in their first week, and the NHL is also Ending Racism

 

 

This week’s #TFTIE was the First Time I Ever Had a Threesome. Dr. Anthony Fauci called to let us know how he uniquely avoids COVID-19 transmissions during his threesomes. Let’s see who we hear from next week, when the topic will be the First Time I Ever Got Pulled Over.

We also discover…Sir Bemrose was right?

Thirty-three! It’s The Magic Number!! A high-energy show, as Spencer and Laurien are broadcasting live from the very new Bowl After Bowl stream!

As many Bowlers know, 33 is indeed the Magic Number. We do a deep dive on the number 33 in news and numerology, listen to a couple No Agenda clips including the Animated No Agenda episode on the number 33 below:

 

We enjoyed some dank voicemails from Fletcher, Quirkess, Hank Hill and Nick the Rat.

Gratitude to Fletcher as well for producing some sticky icky new isos for the show. He and Carolyn just produced their 100th Episode, Gaping Pass which Laurien and I celebrated with a “100 Thrusts” voicemail…we definitely encourage you to give it a listen! 

We also are launching a new segment, “The First Time I Ever…” 

This week’s topic was “The first time I ever cried because of a videogame.” Next week’s topic will be “The first time I ever had a threesome.” If you had a threesome for the first time, leave a voicemail at (816) 607-3663 or email spencer@bowlafterbowl.com or laurien@bowlafterbowl.com with your story, to be played or read on the show! We can keep you anonymous if you wish, we just love hearing from you!

Never had a threesome? No worries! Tell us ANY first-time story and we will pick your topic for a future show, then you’ll also be able to hear about *OUR* first times!

Thanks for listening, and may your bowls burn ever brighter!