Thank you to our Episode 80 executive producer, NetNed! Treasure takes many forms, and we want to thank dooshbar for bringing us an epic electric bell to install in the bowl as well as Farmer Todd for sending us some of his very own maple syrup! 

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Also, thank you to Mike Hagan of radiOrbit and KOPN fame for joining us in the bowl last Friday for another episode of Bowls with Buds!

PHILOSOPHER STONED

As teased on previous shows including our last Bowls with Buds featuring Mike Hagan, an atheist meets God on a train, and He provides a little insight on what humans need to do to evolve to their next level.

TOP THREE 33

This week, an investigation was opened up after33 Guatemalan citizens were found living in a Midland, Texas home. More than 3,000 caretakers from 33 nursing homes in Connecticut decided to go on strike and the Cyberspace Administration of China identified33 mobile apps collecting data without consent. As a magic number bonus, a Nebraska drug bust turned upa gun stolen 33 years ago!

COVID-1984

A Washington coffee chain got 33 PPP loans worth millions of dollars. Hospitalizations in New York dropped 33%.Humboldt and Escambia County (Florida) reported 33 new cases of the coof. Illinois reports 33 deaths while Iowa celebrates 33% of its population getting the experimental shots.

In Oregon, a high school junior named Maggie Williams broke her school’s 800-meter track record and got the state to change their mandate that students wear masks for outdoor sports — because she passed out and skidded over the finish line unconscious.

CRYPTO

DuhLaurien is finally on Sphinx! Bling Games is offering triple Bling Points on their new game Sweet Bitcoin which are converted into satoshis when transferred to a wallet. And lastly, the first MLB and NBA teams have allowed fans to purchase tickets in Dogecoin

SHOW-ME STATE STORIES

Tiny homes are being built for the homeless in Kansas City, though a construction start date and location have not been announced. It’s been a month since the homeless protestors were moved to area hotels for a 90-day stay, but the city is suddenly trying to move them for “financial reasons” and “accusations of disrespect from guests.” 

A KC woman looking for a house to rent wasscammed out of almost $2,000 and the state made national new when public school officials at St. Louis area high school released a memo in response to parental complaints telling teachers to remove race-based curriculum from the virtual learning platform so parents wouldn’t see it.

Last Wednesday, State Representative Nick Schroer proposed an amendment banning critical race theory from public schools for House Bill 1141, which aims to protect students whose GPAs lowered during COVID.  There’s also an amendment to this House Bill to ban biological boys who call themselves trans from competing on girls’ school sports teams (and vice versa), which is something Caitlyn Jenner, who is running for California governor, agrees.

DRUG WAR

After a successful Phase 3 trial, 100 participants are taking part in a second trial of MDMA-assisted therapy. If it’s also a success,the Food and Drug Administration could approve its therapeutic use in 2023. Could this bethe beginning of a psychedelic industry boom? People may need trip therapy if the FDA takes away their blunt wraps and menthol cigarettes! Once the agency publishes its proposed rules, there will be an opportunity for public comment and maybe legal battles.

WEED

New Mexico has 33 canna companies after one had its business permit revoked following an explosion and fire last year. Oral arguments were heard Wednesday in the South Dakota Supreme Court to uphold the voter-approved recreational market. The United States Supreme Court will not hear the appeals of two California cannabis companieswho owe just under $2 million in taxes under Section 280E. 

The Marijuana Data Collection Act was reintroduced, which would require state agencies to enter a 10-year arrangement with the National Academy of Sciences to conduct studies on legalized states. Eleven states have banned delta-8 THC and five more are considering it. In Texas, the House of Representatives advanced three weed-related bills. In Washington state, Jay Inslee signed the Marijuana Social Equity Program into law. Colorado lawmakers advanced a bill eliminating civil penalties for possession up to two ounces of weed.

Snortable cannabis concentrate was almost a thing.

The enforcement of seed-to-sale tracking in Oklahoma has been halted for 60 days after a lawsuit was filed claiming the Oklahoma Medical Marijuana Authority created a monopoly for a third party tracker in Florida. The OK Bureau of Narcotics alsoraided 20 greenhouses under one grow license alleging the group wasn’t reporting sales, has fraudulent record, and was part of a black market operation.

GUTTERS/STRIKES

Last November, a three-year-old Italian greyhound named Zipping Sarah won a race. Unfortunately, she tested positive for meth. Lucky for the owner, the winning prize was $4,000 and the fine was only $3,000. In June, the oldest known bottle of whiskey will be auctioned off for thousands of dollars. China launched a rocket into low orbit, and now it’s gonna crash down somewhere. The Sky Pool is opening this month in London. Bones from the Ice Age were discovered when a Las Vegas couple decided to install an in-ground pool. A woman bought a houseplant at Ikea which had a gecko hiding in it. It’s legal to be a kid again in Oklahoma and Texas under the Reasonable Childhood Independence bill, which both states passed last Wednesday, protecting parents from criminal charges if they let their kids play outside without supervision or stay home alone. A 19-year-old moving to Arkansasaccidentally rented a two-bedroom apartment in a senior living community. A man in the UK thought he was digging up milk bottles. Turns out, they were grenades. A Florida woman claims a baby dinosaur ran through her yard.

FIRST TIME I EVER

Bowlers called and texted in to discuss the first time they ever shaved their private parts. Get your voicemail in for next week’s FTIE topic, the first time I ever slept naked. Leave your nude sleeping stories in our voicemail or send a text: (816) 607-DOOF

Also, check out Phoenix’s new project No Apologies, a video recipe series she’s starting!

Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms out there and May the Fourth be with you as the bowls burn ever brighter!

Thank you to our Episode 78 executive producers Medus, Sir Saturday Knight, and Fletcher! Bowl After Bowl is a value-for-value podcast, put out for everyone to enjoy freely — but that doesn’t make it okay to be a mooch! If you receive value, return value whether that be in the form of cuckbucks, sats, BTC, art, ISOs, voicemails. 

Shout out to Carolyn and Fletcher for hosting us in the smoker as guests on Hog Story Episode 177 last Thursday, which was 4/22…which was 4/20 too. 

The second St. Joseph, Missouri meetup is happening May 22nd at the Felix Street Pub and Sir B-Loe will be there!

It’s time to get a Lightning node! You can learn a lot about lightning from these docs from Openoms. Also check out LightningPolar for testing and see average blockchain fees at mempool.space or whatthefee.io

SirSpencer competed in the MintGox #014 tournament this past weekend playing Bitcoin Bounty Hunt, Sarutobi LN, Sats Stacker, BTC Bounce, Turbo 84, and CS:GO.

And speaking of cryptocurrency, this 33-year-old became the first dogecoin millionaire. This 33-year-old probably could have used some crypto since he felt the need to steal costume jewelry and a baseball cap from a mall.  And sadly, this 33-year-old (or maybe 36-year-old, according to the police) died after being stabbed with a garden fork.

If you like fresh air, you might be able to get into an outdoor stadium in New York as they are opening to 33% capacity May 19. 33 people coofed themselves to death in Illinois and Virginia, including this 33-year-old pregnant mom who had very strange symptoms, like not being able to walk or talk.

The CDC had to walk back a headline its director made telling pregnant women they RECOMMEND they get the jab following their study utilizing self-reports from 30,000 pregnant women.

Josh Hawley was the one and only senator to say nay to the proposed hate crime bill. The Missouri Senate has until May 14th to vote on a bill making daylight saving time permanent and we may see Mark McCloskey run for Senate

The first farm-to-bowl retailer is opening in Ontario. The U.S. Botanic Garden in D.C. has until May 4th to respond to a request made by three Congressmen to display hemp since it’s federally legal. A US appeals court rejected Harborside’s Section 280E argument after dragging the case on for four years. Most Philadelphians won’t be peeing in cups to start a new job anymore, but Floridians will have to hit the streets gathering signatures after the Florida Supreme Court struck down their recreational initiative for not telling voters the good herb would remain federally illegal. And in three years, Virginia’s three cannabis oversight boards will be able to start working. 

Montana lawmakers passed House Bill 701 on a Tokin’ Tuesday to implement and change the recreational initiative voters passed in November after killing it the day before. Since there’s still a lawsuit pending from Wrong for Montana, the bill has a contingent voidness provision written into it.

Beavers beat the internet in British Columbia. A gender reveal party shook up several towns. Florida is fighting genetically engineered mosquitoes and flying turtles. A German bomb squad was called to investigate a sex toy in a baggie. Iowa’s oldest known muskie was caught after 20 years and 2,000 nets. Two rookie cops in D.C. totaled their cars drag racing. $46,000 was found in a Massachusetts home, but that won’t recover the $72,000 missing from a Kansas sheriff’s department evidence storage . And this bowler rolled the sweetest 300 game of his life with his late dad.

The bowlers talk about the first time they ever went to a nude beach. Next week, it’s time to discuss the First Time I Ever shaved my privates, an FTIE topic inspired by NetNed. Share your first time in a voicemail or text: (816) 607-3663

And be sure to tune in for another episode of Bowls with Buds this Friday, April 30th at 7:30 PM Central with Mike Hagan of radiOrbit.

Thank you to our executive producers Harvey, quirkess, SircussMedia, Phoenix, Sir Semi Norwegian, CMike for supporting our 420 edition of Tokin’ Tuesday and thank you nodebit for upgrading the stream for this auspicious eve. Bowl After Bowl is a value-for-value  podcast meaning it is entirely listener-supported with no advertisement. If you enjoy this podcast, don’t be a mooch! Send us some love with your cuckbucks, crypto, ISOs, art — or just leaving a voicemail. 

Congratulations to Boo-Bury of Behind the Sch3m3s and JimC who tied in our 4/20 Sphinx contest!

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Sell trade secrets to China, get 33 months. Carry an unloaded gun as a felon, get 33 months as well. At least 300,000 people in 33 states are losing unemployment benefits earlier than expected. Spoiler alert: double dipping doesn’t work.

More than 33 million Britons received their first jab and the UK reported 33 coof deaths, just like Florida and Michigan. Movie theaters in New York will be able to increase their capacity to 33% next week. $33 million was awarded to fund projects to “safely” return children to school. And finally, a 33-year-old Pennsylvania mother was hospitalized with paralysis just 12 hours after receiving a Pfizer shot. The Vaccine Adverse Events Reporting System shows 88 paralysis reports related to Pfizer. In the bowl, Sir CMike suggested using OpenVAERS.

Per quirkess’ request, the 420 origin story is discussed along with some early references and strange occurrences that occurred on this day throughout history. This 4/20 didn’t go off without a hitch. Golden Gate Park was fenced up, barred off, and heavily guarded against any stoners hoping to toke there — for the second year in a row! And at 10 a.m. on this historically large sales day, a point-of-sales system used by over 1,000 dispensaries in Colorado along with 13 other states crashed, causing transactions to take almost an hour.

The Mississippi Supreme Court heard oral arguments this week for a legal challenge brought on by Madison city officials wanting to nullify the voter-approved medical weed market. Their argument? The state went from five to four congressional districts in 2000, but since lawmakers failed to update petitioner guidelines the initiative vote was invalid. It’s worth noting Measure 65 passed with 73% of the vote.

Governor Eric Holcomb of Indiana signed legislation providing an affirmative defense for motorists who test positive for THC or THC metabolites in their blood or urine if they were not responsible for an accident or show no signs of intoxication — a baby step in the right direction. In Idaho, Governor Brad Little signed legislation making it more difficult for initiatives or referendums to reach the ballot by requiring signatures from 6% of all 35 districts instead of 18 districts in the same timeframe — 18 months.

Maybe this is balanced out by the bill that died in Idaho’s legislature, which would have prohibited the legalization of ANY psychoactive substance that isn’t FDA-approved. Lawmakers in Florida also killed the bill proposing a THC cap. On the federal level, the US House passed the SAFE Banking Act, putting it into the Senate’s court and the Veterans Medical Marijuana Safe Harbor Act has been reintroduced. And finally, the US Environmental Protection Agency awarded a $100,000 grant to a hemp-brick-making company in Washington, the largest fed-given fund to industrial hemp research to date.

We enjoy our first Metal Moment from The Rev. Cyber Trucker. Sending rental karma his way!

Jumping worms are in Missouri now. You can find the referenced news clip here. A California went without a front door for days after calling the police on the robo-vacuum, which she thought was an intruder. If you’re looking for a house, you might be sad to find the sellers of this Albuquerque spaceship-themed home already accepted an offer. But you’ll be happy to find out this North Carolina couple survived a rabid bobcat attack and this Colorado five-year-old might be a bobcat whisperer. If your dog needs a job, Annheuser-Busch is hiring. But you might not want to work for this dad, who expects his babysitter to replace a $2,000 guitar broken by the three-year-old. A newborn gets uninvited from a wedding and a dating app user was shocked — shocked! — to find he showed up to a date with 16 other bachelors.

Catch us this Thursday on Hog Story with Carolyn & Fletcher!

Tonight’s FTIE was the First Time I Ever got stoned and next week’s will be the First Time I Ever went to a nude beach. Share your story with a text or a voicemail to (816) 607-DOOF (3663) and until then, may your bowls burn ever brighter!

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April is Child Abuse Prevention Awareness Month and there are articles fear mongering co-sleeping coming out in states across the country including here in Kansas City. It has been a PSA worked into local news coverage on TV for two weeks straight. But of course, there are studies that show the benefits of doing the natural mammalian thing and sleeping with your newborn to balance out all the horror stories. And in those traumatic instances, almost no details are given as to what actually happened. A parent taking sleeping pills? Baby left on a couch? Blankets involved in the suffocation? A performance expert also suggests the best way to prepare your children for the future is with early specialization. Make them a master of their craft rather than a jack of all trades. 

The Kansas City Mayor struck a deal with the KC Homeless Union, moving most of the campers into hotels, helping folks with very low or no income get a vacant land bank home, providing city work to those “experiencing homelessness,” and setting up permanent camp locations with social services. But not all the unhoused are happy with these negotiations. Kind of like how most residents won’t be happy with the Parks Board voting to change three street names to Dr. Martin Luther King Junior Boulevard after they tried to pull it in 2018. And to top it all of, Missouri could give up its title as the only state without a prescription drug monitoring program as a bill setting one up just passed the Senate

In the Top Three 33 segment, 33 people were arrested in Operation Bad Boi which targeted heroin, meth, and fentanyl in Lafourche Parish, Louisiana. Washington lawmakers are considering 33 new transportation fees and taxes under an update last week for the Forward Washington plan and 2021 brought Minnesota 33 speed-related road deaths.

Of course, the magic number loves hot topics so there was no shortage of coof stories where it popped up:

Pennsylvania vaccinates 33% of those eligible for COVID-1984 Vaccine

33 states now offer the vax to all adults

California braces for a 33% drop in vaccine supply as more than 16 million become eligible to get jabbed on April 15

Maryland will see a 33% reduction in COVID vaccine allotment next week

There were 33 Kung-Flu deaths in Oregon and Cambodia

33% COVID patients get neuropsychiatric diagnoses within 6 months

Oh, and just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean researchers at the Pentagon haven’t already developed a microchip to detect when you’re potentially infected with the China Virus.

California could decriminalize psychedelics except for peyote because that belongs to Native Americans in an incredibly limited federal capacity.

On April 28th, the voter-approved recreational amendment will finally have its day in the South Dakota Supreme Court after being declared unconstitutional by a district judge in February. Virginians will also be able to cultivate, possess and use weed legally this summer, although they’ll still have to wait until 2024 for the commercial market to roll out.

A recreational bill in Delaware had its first committee meeting and patients are now boycotting 4 of the 6 licensed medical facilities for peddling false narrative and offering negative testimony since the bill doesn’t grandfather them in to a recreational license. That scarce mentality carried over to Alabama where lawmakers are working to ban Delta-8-THC and Delta-10-THC.

Meanwhile, Massachusetts cannabiz regulators are excited to create a statewide product catalog to help cops and parents identify things they find. But the Bay State is also home to a lawsuit over impact fees which are part of the state law’s “host community agreements” allowing towns and cities to take up to 3% of cannabusinesses’ annual income as long as they justify why the fees are being imposed.

Cannabis licensing came to a halt in Detroit due to Crystal Lowe’s lawsuit in which her attorney argues the “Detroit Legacy” requirements violate equal-protection provisions of the Michigan Constitution and the commerce clause of the U.S. Constitution. This lawsuit was originally mentioned in Bowl After Bowl Episode 69 ★ Some Holy Somebody.

Also, what happens when you get Charles Koch, Weldon Angelos, and Snoop Dogg on a Zoom call? The creation of the third national marijuana reform group of 2021, the Cannabis Freedom Alliance.

Fuck it, dude. You know we went bowling! In our Gutters and Strikes segments, more than 5,000 people attended an illegal party at the Tonto National Forest in Arizona which led to seven vehicle accidents, off-highway vehicle theft, a quad collision and someone getting medevac’d out by helicopter. If they had kept it under 75, there would have been no trouble. A giant lizard swept up the supermarket with its tail, a 10-foot alligator fell asleep under a parked car, and a tortoise named Madmartigan is on the loose in Wichita. A 33-year-old woman was arrested after refusing to return $1.2 million accidentally deposited into her brokerage account by Charles Schwab. Bowlers in Houston can get their contactless Domino’s pizza delivered by the R2 robot by Nuro, an autonomous vehicle that dispenses your food by putting a PIN into its touchscreen. An Illinois couple discovered a tunnel built in 1840 under their house and big congratulations to The Ginger Assassin, Anthony Neuer, who became the first competitor to clear a 7-10 split on TV in 30 years!

The bowlers talk about the first time they ever went to a dance and in celebration of 4/20, next week’s FTIE will be the first time I ever smoked pot. Leaving a voicemail or sending a text message with your story is a great way to contribute some value back to the bowl! (816) 607-3663

Thank you to SirSeatSitter of ABS ‘n a 6-Pack, executive producer of episode 74! Bowl After Bowl is a value for value podcast, meaning our content will always be publicly available with no advertisers — just bowlers giving back whatever value they receive. 

TOP THREE 33

533 Million Facebook Users’ Phone Numbers, Personal Data Leaked Online

Nebraska man stole $33,241 over four days in debit card scheme

Pacific Gas & Electric facing 33 charges for CA 2019 wildfires

SirSpencer updates the bowlers on what he’s learned using Podcasting 2.0 and suggests everyone think of crypto like learning to drive a car.  You can read all you want and consult a hundred mechanics, but until you sit in the driver’s speed and take it for a spin you won’t know a damned thing.  And if you want someone sitting in the passenger seat to guide you around the block, just reach out:

spencer@bowlafterbowl.com

The Kansas City Mayor has been sitting down with the leader of the homeless encampments, now known as the KC Homeless Union who released a Google Doc list of demands.  This comes after reports of the encampments being public health hazards and the city planning to remove them. Guess not!

Pennsylvania has vaccinated 33% of those eligible for the jab while a Baltimore manufacturing facility mixed up ingredients between 15 million J&J and AstraZeneca vaccines.  But the good news is Missouri won’t be mandating a vaccine passport.

Missouri medical marijuana sales are nearing $25 million although the program is still in its infancy, and Illinois broke its monthly record making $109 million in recreational sales. Cuomo signed recreational legalization into effect the day after the last bowl and New Mexico also passed recreational legalization measures in their special session. Applications are open for licenses in Detroit, but there have been no updates on the “Detroit Legacy” criteria lawsuit. Rand Paul refiled his HEMP Act and Ron DeSantis came out saying he does not support the proposed THC cap

GUTTERS AND STRIKES

Lincoln man drives buddy to hospital in bucket of front-end loader, blows a .184 BAC

Emmy-winning set designer-turned-hoarder, missing 8 months, found dead inside Queens home under pile of debris 

Sealed copy of ‘Super Mario Bros.’ sells for record price of $660,000

Saitama Prefecture north of Tokyo bans walking on escalators

Louisiana tourist walked past the Disney World temperature check tent and was arrested for trespassing

Screeching luxury high-rise condo in Brooklyn drives neighbors crazy

Off-duty firefighter saves man and the 15,000 bees swarming his car

Supreme Court erases ruling against Trump’s Twitter account

A couple found speakers hidden throughout their neighborhood making nature sounds

Man digs up concrete box in his backyard…that was his septic tank

The bowlers talk about the First Time They Ever saw a meme or viral video on the interwebs.  Next week’s FTIE topic will be the First Time I Ever went to a dance.  Leave a voicemail or send a text to: (816) 607-3663

Thank you to our executive producer for this episode, Fletcher! Check out his podcast with Carolyn Blaney, Hog Story, Mondays and Thursdays at 7:00 p.m. Central. Like all the podcasts that live on the No Agenda Stream, Bowl After Bowl is value for value, meaning shows are put out for free LIVE every tokin’ Tuesday at 9 p.m. Central with the only ask that you, dear bowlers, return the value you receive with your time, talent, and/or treasure

Make sure you RSVP for the Kansas City Meetup: Traveling Shot of Courage Edition at 3:33 pm CT at the Felix St. Pub in St. Joseph, Missouri to take Sir B-Loe up on his offer.

SirSpencer tooted about dumping a mouse nest out on himself in our garage, but that doesn’t compare to the nightmare fuel that is the mice plague of Australia…or what it would be like to walk into some of the decrepit houses the Kansas City Land Bank is hanging onto, hoping to sell for $1 to non-profits or religious organizations to use as shelters. Birthing alone at home may sound like nightmare fuel to some, but women in the UK don’t have much choice at this point unless they want to go to the hospital to birth alone since the midwives had their insurance pulled. 

NYPD says there have been 33 hate crimes with Asian victims this year. Then a 33-year-old video of Obama giving his grandmother in Kenya a dress surfaced. And the third Top Three 33 story of the evening involved a 33-year-old San Diego man choking to death on a face mask in jail.  

Pennsylvania and Illinois reported 33 COVID deaths this week and Wyoming tacked on an additional 33 cases TODAY. 33 migrant girls in San Diego tested positive for the coof while eight kids in Alaska came down with MIS-C, which has killed 33 Americans so far. A 33-year-old survived a double lung transplant after spending six months on a ventilator while another 33-year-old had his leg amputated from the hip down due to “complications” while hospitalized with COVID. 

New York could see recreational legalization sales as early as 2022 if their finalized bill passes a vote this week.  New Jersey fixed its illegally-functioning cannabis board by replacing an existing member with one who came from an organization with a mission of studying, advocating, or adjudicating against historical oppression of minorities — as written in their law. A Detroit club made headlines by barring customers who smell like weed, while Virginia Governor Ralph Northam signed House Bill 1862 into law prohibiting employers from discharging, disciplining, or discriminating against employees for their lawful medical cannabis use outside of work.

Meanwhile, a medical marijuana bill advanced in Kansas, marking the first time a bill has made it that far in the Sunflower State. It’s not great, but it’s still a step in the right direction. New Mexico held a special session to push a recreational bill across the finish line.  Updates on that to come. And sorry South Dakota, but Kristi Noem is trying to add restrictions to the voter-approved medical law even though the deadline for considering legislation has already passed.

A stray dog determined to take a purple stuffed unicorn from a North Carolina Dollar General gets it as a gift — and finds a furever home. A Georgia woman found and returned a 44-year-old baby photo to its rightful owner from the tornado debris. A 19-pound cat went missing but was found in the neighbors’ chimney 28 days later. Meanwhile, a dog in Ontario literally stopped traffic to get help for her owner who was suffering from a seizure. A North Dakota representative had to remove her popcorn machine from the Capitol after it set the fire alarms off — twice. In Maryland, a bomb squad blew up a Civil War-era cannonball so it wouldn’t blow up on its own. A mafia fugitive was caught when he started a cooking channel on YouTube with his wife after seven years on the run. People think this puppy looked like an inflated panda after he ate a bee, but we think it just looks like he’s sneaking Kibble. A McDonald’s drive-thru customer gets revenge on the rude lady behind him, and a Goodwill worker found and returned $42,000 accidentally donated in sweaters.

This week, the bowlers talk about the first time they ever got caught speeding and next week’s FTIE will be the first time I ever saw a meme or viral video on the interwebs. Leave a voicemail or send a text with your FTIEs to (816) 607-3663 to return value in this V4V model!

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Spencer talks about his work on the Sphinx Tribe, and recommended taking a listen to Tales from the Crypt #239 for more info on Sphinx from co-founder Paul Itoi 

Perseverance, the Mars Rover, is taking a helicopter named Ingenuity to a 33-foot by 33-foot airfieldin the Jezero Crater for the first test flight of its kind. Across the pond, a 33-year-old woman was catapulted from a malfunctioning NHS hospital bed and because she suffers from Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome, her neck is now completely unstable and she has to lie flat because she can’t support the weight of her head without extreme pain. UK’s NHS won’t pay for her life saving surgery either so her parents are trying to raise £100,000 to transport her to Spain. And in Queens, a 33-year-old man was stabbed to death by a fellow resident at a hotel-turned-homeless shelter.

Some folks in Kansas City are experiencing homelessness as a form of protest and hoping the city gives them a building where they can live. Meanwhile, Kansas City is working with a $8.5 million budget specifically for the unhoused, $7 million of which came from COVID relief funding. Starting end of October, 83 area codes are going to have to be included when dialing local numbers in 37 different states under an FCC order so the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline can use their three-digit 988.

In two days, 8,000 people got the jab at Arrowhead Stadium. Starting April 9th, vaccines will be available to every adult in Missouri. At least 53,000 pregnant women have gotten their first dose. And sadly, California theme park advisors did advise rollercoaster riders not to scream to prevent the spread of the coof. It was not satire. The magic number appeared again with 33 new cases in Pennsylvania, 33 deaths in Massachusetts and the United Kingdom, 33% of Albany County residents vaccinated ,33% capacity in New York fitness classes, and mandatory quarantine in Ireland for travelers from33 high-risk countries.

Missouri medical marijuana dispensaries started selling vape pens and cartridgeslast Friday. Meanwhile, the Show-Me State’s cannabis regulatorsrevoked 97 licenses for failing to pass a commencement inspection by the one-year deadline.

Dozens of White House staffers were fired, suspended, asked to resign, or forced to work remotely due to past marijuana use just a few weeks after the Office of Personnel Management issued updated guidance indicating that federal agencies should not automatically disqualify applicants from federal jobs because of their past weed use. They all filled out a SF-86 form which is 136 pages long. Jen Psaki tweeted about the situation and failed to link to this story.

A Michigan credit union is being slammed withthe first penalty for pot banking violations in the same week that the SAFE Banking Act was reintroduced. New Mexico’s recreational bill didn’t get voted on in time but may have a special session, unlikeMaryland’s which is dead in the water.

A stolenPitbull puppy named Pitbull was returned to its owner after a standoff with KCPD and the burglar. Overland Park PD pulled over a woman driving 149 mph, and her excuse was she thought she was only doing 129. Trump could be coming back to social media with his own platform. A priest and two dominatrices were slapped with obscenity charges after an altar threesome. American Pickers is coming to Missouri in May! Stay away from screens for 24 hours andyou could earn $2,400. A disgruntled employerpaid an ex-employee in oil-covered pennies. A masked bandit was caught sleeping in a dishwasher. Packing peanuts allegedlydissolve in hot water. A new mum was mortified when her husband sent a picture with her uncropped nether regionsto the whole family. And a woman visiting Bali picked up a blue-ringed octopus, not realizing it’s one of the oceans deadliest creatures.

The bowlers discuss the first time they ever moved and next week’s FTIE topic is the first time you ever got caught speeding. Leave a voicemail or send a text message to (816) 607-3663.