VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 234 Producers: harvhat, Boo-Bury, Fletcher, TrailChicken, seedubs, HeyCitizen, Dirty Jersey Whore, Boolysteed

Shoutout to makeheroism and marykateultra for the goodies.

Tune in FRIDAY at 9 PM Central when Tjunta and Mouseybear are BACK in the Bowl for another Bowls With Buds!

Intro/Outro: Sugar – Vibe Tracks

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

How Africans are Using Bitcoin Without Internet Access (Forbes) 

Bitcoin Product Community

Economic Report (White House) 

Von Wong’s Skull of Satoshi

Ring of Fire #14

TOP THREE 33

33 charged in massive investigation into drugs, violence in Baltimore (WBAL-TV 11)

Man accused of stabbing victim 33 times on Las Vegas bus (KIRO 7)

Public assistance fraud charges filed against 33 people in Pennsylvania (WGAL)

A large US Navy research vessel that once belonged to late Microsoft billionaire Paul Allen tipped over – injuring 33 people – and is stuck at a 45 degree angle (Yahoo) 

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Afroman being sued by sheriffs who raided his home (TMZ) 
You can read the complaint for damages and injunctive relief here and watch the full Afroman VladTV interview here (YouTube)

Xavier Becerra has no updates on pot scheduling (KDKA / CBS) 

D.C. expands medical program (Marijuana Moment)

California legislature’s Joint Legislative Audit Committee investigates licensing corruption (LA Times)

Colorado Gov. Jared Polis signs bill allowing state licensng authority to embargo and destroy pot (Leg.Colorado.gov) 

Tallahassee, Florida mayor and city commission clash over police department’s decision not to fire officer who tested positive for methamphetamines (CityandStateFL.com) 

Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear signs bill regulating delta-8 (Courier-Journal)

Metrc expands track-and-trace government contract with Maryland (Globe Newswire)

Massachusetts regulators putting out ‘a series of fires’ after data breach (WGBH)

MCR Labs sends three-page letter to MA Cannabis Commissioners regarding unannounced inspection last Tuesday (@GrantSmithEllis / Twitter)

You can check out all of Grant Ellis Smith’s work on his Patreon

MI Attorney General issues 12 warrants for dispensary break-ins (Michigan.gov)

St. Louis County Council considers revising its “Clean Air Code” to prevent people from smoking pot in parks (Fox 2 Now)

North Dakota Gov. Doug Burgum signed a bill into law allowing people receiving hospice care to self-certify as medical patients to expedite their access to relief (NDLegis.gov)

Oregon cannabiz challenges state’s ban on interstate commerce, asks federal judge to let it be heard after state files motion to dismiss (Marijuana Moment)

South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem vetoes bill allowing hemp products to have up to 5% THC (news.sd.gov)

Kids taken from black family in Tennessee to remain in state custody (Tennessee Lookout)

Noem signs bill adding debilitating conditions  to medical qualifiers while prohibiting pregnant and breastfeeding women from getting recommendations, restricting doctors’ financial relationships with cannabiz (Mylrc.sdlegislature.gov)

METAL MOMENT

The Rev CyberTrucker brings us Me First and the Gimme Gimmes’ Somewhere Over the Rainbow cover.

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever planted something.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever sat on a heated seat.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING.

Greenland to stay in daylight saving time forever (Associated Press)

Florida principal resigns after students shown David (USA Today) 

Two escape jail, go to IHOP where patrons report them (AP)

Man found living in Washington homeowner’s attic after residents smelled cigarette smoke (Fox) 

5 boys rescued from NYC tunnel (AP)

Massachusetts man gets 4.5 year sentence for role in $8 million online romance scam (AP)

Owl stuck in Ohio chimney sets off carbon monoxide alarm (Fox) 

Colorado fishermen ordered to pay $1,100 each after catching 463 pounds of Michigan fish (Fox)

NY man calling himself ‘Baby Danielle’ breaks into daycare, leaves staff bizarre notes about diapers (Fox)

Florida threesome turns violent after woman mocks couple’s genitals (The Smoking Gun)

JOIN US FRIDAY FOR A MOUSEYBEAR AND TJUNTA BOWLS WITH BUDS!

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 233 Producers: harvhat, makeheroism, N4VX, Sharky, SircussMedia, Boolysteed, cbrooklyn112, Lavish, Phifer, HeyCitizen, Seedubs, Dirty_Jersey_Whore, Boo-Bury

Listen to our LIT late night Bowls With Buds with iso-loving Cottongin!

Check out FloydianSlip’s Podcasting 4 Value Episode 30: NOSTR Your Average Podcast featuring an intro from Able and The Wolf’s Stay Awhile. 

Intro/Outro: Punch Deck – VHS Heroes

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Kevin O’Leary on Fox Business (Twitter) 

Balaji bet (Twitter) 

Ring of Fire #14 Update

mempool / Clark Moody Dashboard / whatthefee.io 

TOP THREE 33

First Republic shares slid almost 33% after deposit infusion, dragging down other regional banks (CNBC)

Nor’Easter pounds Massachusetts, dumps 33 inches of snow in spots (Boston Herald)

33 alleged gang members facing charges including murder in Queens (ABC 7 NY)

Bradford County (FL) Sheriff’s deputies charge 33 people in drug bust (WCJB / ABC)

Out of the Massachusetts Legislature’s 33 joint committees, not one filed its rules on time (WBUR)

Mobile sports bets booming – wagers now open in 33 states (Northern Nevada Business Weekly)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

White House announces over $275 million for law enforcement officials working to disrupt drug trafficking and dismantle illicit finance operations (WH.gov)

The President’s Fiscal Year 2024 Budget with Treasury Secretary Janet L. Yellen (United States Senate Committee on Finance) 

Senate Session 61 on March 14, 2023 (Congress.gov)
…clickable link here

US Department of Justice files brief in lawsuit over government ban preventing medical patients from owning firearms

Arkansas Supreme Court upholds regulators’ decision to grant additional cultivation licenses (Arkansas Times) 

Massachusetts Cannabis Control Commission releases agent data by accident in public records request (Mass Cannabis Control)

Louisiana judge blocks regulators from taking hemp products off store shelves (The Advocate)
Previously discussed on Bowl After Bowl Episode 231: I Like the Pole

New York pot regulators sued by the big players (Syracuse)

NYC sheriff deputies’ union questions legality of their pot shop busts (The City)

Black family fights to get their kids back from Tennessee Department of Children’s Services (Tennessee Lookout)

San Marcos, Texas police refuse to institute policy change following decriminalization (KUT 90.5)

Virginia Appeals Court rules pot odor not probable cause to search parked car (Virginia Lawyers Weekly)

UN’s International Narcotics Control Board suggests US federal government force states to repeal legalization to maintain compliance with global drug treaties (UNIS)

Taliban bans cultivation of hemp and pot in Afghanistan (TRT World)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Butcher Babies’ Beaver Cage.

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever got spanked.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever planted something.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING.

Mountain lion claws man in Colorado hot tub (Associated Press) 

Florida man charged after allegedly slapping woman’s face with pizza slice (Fox)

Cemetery staff take out personal ad for goose whose mate died (CBS News)

Firefighters rescue man pinned underneath 2,000-pound safe (Fox)

North Carolina man started by 8-foot-long alligator hiding in attic during home inspection (Fox) 

Woman reunited with camera, photos she lost 13 years ago in river (Fox)

Dead cat left in New Jersey resident’s mailbox, prompting police investigation (Fox)

Mystery of pink wastewater in Idaho Springs solved: 20 gallons of concentrated pink dye is the culprit (CBS Colorado)

Los Angeles residents getting mystery Uber Eats deliveries (KTLA 5)

Family on Florida vacation reels in great white shark (WSVN) 

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 231 Producers: CMike, NA Millennial, harvhat, cbrooklyn112, Boo-Bury, Seedubs, Phifer, coinrunner7, cottongin, Boolysteed, Pheonix, makeherosim, HeyCitizen, Dirty Jersey Whore, Lavish, NetNed

INTRO/OUTRO: Lensko – Circles

Check out Sunday’s Bowls With Buds featuring Ben Owens!

Tune in THIS SUNDAY March 19, 2023 at 9 PM CDT for a Cottongin Bowls With Buds!

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

California financial regulator takes possession of Silicon Valley Bank (DFPI.ca.gov)

Joint Statement by the Department of the Treasury, Federal Reserve, and FDIC

KC Bitcoiners’ Bitcoin & Coffee THIS FRDIAY March 17, 2023

TOP THREE 33

Patient had to wait 33 hours for a hospital bed in Hull, figures show (Hull Daily Mail)

‘Imported food to SUVs’: Pakistan government imposes 25% sales tax on 33 items (Mint)

33 Senate Democrats join Republicans to block DC crime bill (The Hill)

Drugs burnt to ashes by Narcotics Control Bureau of India (MIRROR NOW / YouTube)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

President Joe Biden’s Fiscal Year 2024 budget request proposes banning Washington, D.C. from allowing pot sales (NPR)

Justice Department backs proposal to update pot possession guidelines at US Sentencing Commission hearing (United States Sentencing Commission)

Cory Booker probes Merrick Garland on pot policy (Forbes / YouTube)

US Department of Health and Human Services head Xavier Becerra sent response letter to bipartisan members of the Congressional Cannabis Caucus (Marijuana Moment)

NORML Executive Director Erik Altieri stepping down

Church of Cannabis accuses Denver of infringing on their First Amendment rights (Daily Mail) 

A ‘shell’ bill to regulate Delta-8 THC rushes through Kentucky House (Kentucky Lantern)

Louisiana’s largest CBD manufacturer sues state to keep products on shelf (The Advertiser)

Missouri courts concerned they won’t meet expungement processing deadlines without lawmakers providing more funding (Missouri Independent)

Watchdog not giving St. Louis County Council free pass on weed tax proposal (STL Today)

North Dakotans with priors receive postcard to apply for Illinois dispensary license (The Forum)

Oklahoma Governor Kevin Stitt Weekly Press Conference 3/10/23 (YouTube)

South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem signs two pot bills into law (SD.gov)

Texas Agriculture Commissioner Sid Miller appeared on the Lonestar Collective podcast Episode 77 (TX Canna Co)

Bolivia seeks UN to end global coca leaf ban (Jornada) 

METAL MOMENT

The Rev CyberTrucker brings us Emil & Dariel’s Chop Suey (System of a Down) cover.

VOTE in the Rev’s poll to help determine next week’s Metal Moment!

FIRST TIME I EVER…

This week, Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever went through DARE.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever got spanked.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING.

Motorist caught 33 times without insurance appeals sentence after committing same offense (Irish Examiner)

‘Cocaine cat’ escaped owner, will now live in Cincinnati Zoo (Associated Press)

82-year-old charged with sale of fake Michael Jordan rookie cards (Insider)

Trucker records creepy ghost-like figure on Arizona highway while driving alone (Fox) 

Kansas boy finds rare pink grasshopper in yard (Fox)

Man catches carp in flooded Watsonville, CA road (Fox)

Spanish judge orders man to pay ex-wife $215k for 25 years of housework (Fox)

Utah bank robber steals $1, demands to go to federal prison (Fox)

Missing Illinois man found 8 months later, dead in closet with Christmas decorations (Fox)

People upset over Florida beach nudists (Fox) 

JOIN US SUNDAY FOR A COTTONGIN BOWLS WITH BUDS!

 

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 229 producers: HeyCitizen, Phifer, makeheroism, Boolysteed, harvhat, Kevin S, NetNed, TrailChicken, cottongin, Kyrin, Boo-Bury, cbrooklyn112, SeeDubs

Thank you SirSeatSitter for having us back on ABS ‘N A 6-Pack for Dreams III!

Shoutout to Boo-Bury for hopping back in the Bowl with us for Bowls With Buds!

Join us SUNDAY for another Bowls With Buds featuring pot writer and GrowHort founder Ben Owens.

Intro/Outro: HurricaneTurtle – Offworld

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

KC Bitcoiners

Receive NOSTR zaps to your Fountain wallet

CEquals

The Mining Development Kit

Helping customers move between fiat and bitcoin: how we’ll build with partners to bring more people to self-custody

The Nigerian Election and Naira Crisis are Fueling Bitcoin Adoption (Forbes)

Federal Reserve’s Powell: We don’t want to strangle crypto innovation, but sector is a mess (CoinDesk)

TOP THREE 33

33 Iditarod sled dog race mushers to trek across Alaska (NPR) 

Emergency SNAP Update: 33 states extending additional food stamps money for final time in February (Yahoo)

Will you have more money this year? Less than 33% in US say yes (Bloomberg)

Biden-Harris administration announces 33rd security assistance package for Ukraine (Not the Bee) 

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Travis Kelce Saturday Night Live appearance (YouTube)

House Judiciary Subcommittee on Crime and Federal Government Surveillance

Justice Department announces application form for pot pardon certificates (DOJ)

Department of Justice appeals Oklahoma federal judge’s ruling that federal law preventing pot users from owning guns is unconstitutional
Previously discussed on Bowl After Bowl Episode 223: Sorry, Wrong Spell

Arizona dispensaries are working with poison control to keep edibles away from kids (KJZZ)

Arkansas launches fear propaganda against delta-8 THC (Fox 16)

Patient sues Arkansas medical marijuana growers, lab over alleged THC inflation (Arkansas Advocate)

US Bankruptcy Court for the District of Massachusetts rules cannabiz employees are not protected by federal bankruptcy laws (Business West)

Missouri appeals court orders state to issue medical marijuana growing license (Missouri Independent)

Oklahomans are voting to legalize pot today (KOCO / ABC)

Montgomery County, Pennsylvania’s district attorney released an update on the “fentanyl-laced” edibles

South Carolina fines head of state law enforcement division for discovery abuses on hemp farm raid (Queen City News)

Wyoming initiatives fail to meet requirements for the 2024 ballot (Marijuana Moment)

Canadian officials sent an alert about edibles with more than the allowable THC (Recalls-Rappels)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the Rev CyberTrucker brings us Dope’s “Take Your Best Shot.”

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time They Ever choked on something.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever went through DARE.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING.

At Key West’s Annual Conch Shell Blowing Contest, the winners really blow (Associated Press)

Florida man finds 214-year-old clam (Insider)

Naked woman shot after attacking homeowner with frying pan (Fox)

Japan just found 7,000 islands it didn’t know it had (CNN)

Mum who was told 1lb 11oz baby ‘would not survive’ says he is thriving (Wales Online)

Giant flying bug found on side of Arkansas Walmart turns out to be ‘super-rare’ Jurassic-era insect (USA Today)

Married Wisconsin couple celebrates 27th year since meeting in McDonald’s line (WBRC)

Lost cockatiel found perched on Ferris wheel 100 feet in the air (UPI)

Arizona grandmother’s M&M casket goes viral (Fox)

Why men should masturbate 21 times a month, according to science (LADBible)

 

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 227 Producers: cbrooklyn112, bruno221pr221, Kyrin, harvhat, HeyCitizen, Boolysteed, Boo-Bury, phifer, SeeDubs

Check out our Bowls With Buds ft. Dave Jones which happened LIVE Sunday after No Agenda.

TOMORROW we’ll be on ABS ‘n a 6-Pack for Dreams III with SirSeatSitter.

Come back FRIDAY for a Boo-Bury Bowls With Buds.

INTRO/OUTRO: Stereon – Diamonds (Music Side Project) 

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Cash App Bitcoin revenue Q4 (Bitcoin Magazine)

BTCPayServer server adds CoinJoin plugin (BTC Mag)

PayNyms implemented in Stack Wallet (No Bullshit Bitcoin) / Bitcoiner.Guide on PayNyms

TOP THREE 33

Google employee Jacob Pratt, 33, found dead of apparent suicide in NYC apartment (New York Post)

33 Attorney Generals urging Supreme Court to uphold whistleblower law (The Center Square)

Ex-legislator gets 33 months in employment tax charge case (CBS)

Feds dismantle alleged New York-Wilmington drug ring, seize 33 pounds of fentanyl, cocaine, and horse tranquilizer xylazine (WHYY)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

DEA agents sent packing after AFP complaint about drug bust methods (Sky News)

Mexico’s former pubic security chief convicted in US drug case (Associated Press)

Department of Defense issues memo warning service members not to consume poppy seeds to avoid false positive drug tests

Daily use of marijuana raises risk of heart disease, study finds (CNN)

Alaska Supreme Court issues an order to remove pot possession conviction records from the state’s online database of court cases

Louisville Police: Marijuana still probable cause, chargeable offense, even when obtained under governor’s order (LEO Weekly)

Organized crime network using illegal marijuana farms for drug, sex trafficking (KFOR)

Oklahomans voting on legalization March 7 with Question 820

Fentanyl found in THC gummies sold in 3 Montgomery County smoke shops, DA warns (The Philadelphia Inquirer)

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever farted and were embarrassed.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever choked on something.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING.

Mexican president posts photo of elf (AP)

Arizona Goodwill purchase helps woman discover 100 years of family history: ‘Act of God’ (Fox)

Police find 850 kilos of cocaine washed up on French beach (AP)

Crypto mining operation found in school crawlspace (AP)

NYC road sign is spelled ‘Jakie’ Robinson (AP)

West Virginia investigation of powder in air reveals it as pollen (AP)

Vandalism suspect breaks into California court, starts fire (AP)

Chinese ‘kissing’ device allows long-distance couples to virtually smooch (Fox) 

Vintage ‘Dukes of Hazzard’ car crashes in Missouri (Fox)

Vocal cat disrupts Washington city council meeting (Fox)

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 225 Producers: SircussMedia, Sharky, Sir Candinavian, TrailChicken, cbrooklyn112, HeyCitizen, NA Millennial, Phifer, harvhat, Boolysteed, SeeDubs, RevCyberTrucker, Lavish,  Marykate Ultra, Eastside Tony. Booper of Noses, Boo-Bury

Dave Jones is back in the Bowl *LIVE* THIS SUNDAY for Bowls With Buds February 26th after No Agenda!

Intro/Outro: Rocking Mardis Gras by Georgio Di Campo

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Mempool
Ring of Fire recruiting: spencer@bowlafterbowl.com

Strike Launches Sending API (Business Wire)

Wyoming bill on citizen private keys (Bitcoin Magazine)

TOP THREE 33

Russian Olympic Games ban backed by New Zealand and 33 other nations (Stuff)

Over 33 million kids vaccinated against wild poliovirus in southern Africa: World Health Organization (Healthworld from the Economic Times India)

Futbol Club Barcelona made 33 payments to guarantee ‘refereeing decisions weren’t made against them’ (Forbes)

Panama migrant bus crash claims lives of at least 33 people (The Tico Times / AFP)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Biden signs Executive Order on Further Advancing Racial Equity and Support for Underserved Communities Through the Federal Government (White House) 

CDC study shows high school pot use trending downward 

Advocates and experts submit a series of briefs to get DEA to review psilocybin as part of its rescheduling petition (Marijuana Moment) 

House Foreign Affairs Committee Chairman Michael McCaul and eight other lawmakers sent Secretary of State Antony Blinken a letter asking for documents concerning the case of US citizen Marc Fogel

US Senate Veterans Affairs Committee approved a bill mandating the Department of Veterans Affairs study effects of medical pot for veterans with PTSD and chronic pain

The American Transportation Research Institute is conducting a survey on the impact of legalization on the trucking industry

New Jersey Attorney General releases revised drug testing policies for law enforcement

Pennsylvania Department of Health sues Spotlight PA to keep medical marijuana program data secret

Washington State Senate Labor and Commerce Committee gutted a psilocybin legalization bill

METAL MOMENT

Rev CyberTrucker brings us Aerosmith’s Nobody’s Fault.

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever fermented something.

Next week, tells us about the First Time YOU Ever farted and were embarrassed.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING.

Kansas City Chiefs fans give Patrick Mahomes ovation after port-a-potty visit (FOX)

Police clock Mustang going 130 mph on US 33; driver ‘proud’ (WANE)

Unpublished JFK photo from assassination day found in thrift store CD case (UPI)

Irish rooster with a violent past kills man with attack to the back of his leg, court says (FOX)

Pasco County couple commissions revolver-shaped swimming pool (FOX)

Man kills fiancee after she accused him of having sex with a cow (Detik Bali)

Girl Scouts selling cookies robbed in front of Maryland grocery store (FOX)

Man admits to stealing almost 200,000 Cadbury Creme Eggs, authorities say (FOX)

Texas family comes home to find it destroyed by house party (FOX)

Lickasso paints with his tongue (UPI)

 

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 224 Producers: NA Millennial, Dame TrailChicken, FarmerTodd, harvhat, HeyCitizen, Boolysteed, Dirty Jersey Whore, makeheroism, Lavish, Boo-Bury, TheDude, StevenB, Tonewrecker, Fletcher, SircussMedia

Intro/Outro: DRW – Acid Break

MusicSideProject.com

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

RaspiBolt / Mempool / Coldcard Q1 / Fedimint winners

TOP THREE 33

33 graves discovered during Houston METRO construction near African American cemetery (KXAN / NBC)

At least 33 Myanmar Regime Forces reported killed in three days of resistance attacks (The Irrawaddy)

Death toll surpasses 33,000 in Turkey, Syria earthquake as anger builds over response time (USA Today)

Charlottesville tiki torcher killed himself before drug smuggling trial (The Daily Beast)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Seth Meyers joke about Oklahoma ruling

DEA says delta-8 and delta-9 THCO are Schedule I in letter to attorney

American Society of Addiction Medicine backs broad drug decriminalization and expungement (ASAM)

Former Secretary of State and Central Intelligence Director Mike Pompeo sat down for an interview with John Stossel (YouTube)

Federal court orders HBI International to change its RAW Organic Hemp Rolling Paper packaging and promotions (PR Newswire)

Cannabis chain once worth $1.7 billion and called the ‘Apple store of weed’ is now nearly failing as the once-hot pot industry faces a major reckoning (Fortune)

Cannabis ruling offers narrow path to bankruptcy perks (Bloomberg)

California Department of Public Health launches Mind Over Marijuana ads for Marijuana Month

Connecticut attorney general announces crackdown on “illegal sale” of delta-8 THC (CT.gov)

Georgia judge denies request to unseal medical cannabis commission documents, legislative fix proposed (The Item)

METRC expands track-and-trace government contract with the state of Missouri for regulation of adult-use market

Typo in New York law complicates expungement efforts (The New York Times)

First dispensary outside NYC opens

New York park ranger loses job, denied law enforcement positions over text to wife about medical pot: lawsuit (New York Post)

Bill to set THC limit for drivers in Virginia, allow police to use roadside saliva tests dies (WIRC / ABC 8)

Gaize launches portable eye movement test to screen for impairment (PR Web)

Oregon Liquor and Cannabis Commission director resigns over rare bourbon scandal (OPB)

Hong Kong makes first CBD-related arrest after ban went into effect (South China Morning Post)

Amsterdam is banning marijuana use on streets of red light district (CNN)

Sri Lanka Ayuverda Department taking legal action against company behind cannabis chocolate for Valentine’s Day (Daily Mirror)

FIRST TIME I EVER

Tonight, Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever jumped  a car.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever fermented something.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING.

Polish mom gives birth to quintuplets (Associated Press)

Mars Wrigley fined after two workers fell into a tank of chocolate (CNN)

German ballet director suspended over feces attack on critic (AP)

Chinese training drug-sniffing squirrels (New York Post)

Children honor dad’s dying wish, throw prosthetic leg into ocean (NY Post) 

Man dies after he’s shot by his own gun that was triggered by MRI machine (Miami Herald)

Brooklyn woman convicted of attempted murder in cheesecake poisoning of Queens look-alike (Queens DA)

New Zealand police find 3.5 tons of cocaine in Pacific Ocean (AP) 

Family says dog kept bringing them bones, then a human skull (Fox)

Rare cancer causes US man to suddenly develop an Irish sounding accent (Science Alert)

 

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 223 Producers: Farmer Todd, Kevin S, Phifer, Boo-Bury, NA Millennial, HeyCitizen, SirVo, Boolysteed, harvhat, Node-23, Lavish, Dirty Jersey Whore, SeeDubs, Fletcher

Listen to our in-person Bowls With Buds ft. Kris Vox of Hairball

Listen to the final AbleKraft episode(for real this time)

3D printed headphone stand (Thingiverse)

Intro/Outro: DOCTOR VOX – Heatstroke

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Mempool

Ordinals

Fold changes

Wavlake

TOP THREE 33

‘Pod homes’ for 33 homeless young people are opening in south London (TimeOut)

America’s extinction crisis: data shows more than 33% of biodiversity could disappear (Daily Mail)

San Juan woman had 33 AK-47s and more guns hidden in truck, feds say (ValleyCentral)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

February is Marijuana Awareness Month

February 6 was National Hemp Day

S-3 Research of San Diego to be awarded contract on “cannabis-derived product data and related services” from FDA (SAM.gov)

Yale School of Medicine to establish Yale Center for the Science of Cannabis and Cannabinoids

Curaleaf reportedly under investigation by Massachusetts regulators for using a radiation machine without approval (Grant Smith Ellis / Patreon)

Positive marijuana tests among drivers grow at alarming rate (Transport Topics)

American Trucking Association president and CEO Chris Spear tells congressional lawmakers at a House Transportation and Infrastructure Committee hearing to address state-federal pot policy conflict (T&I Committee Republicans / YouTube)

National Highway Traffic Safety Administration adopts final rules to implement provisions of an infrastructure law including ones focused on combatting pot-impaired driving in legal states (Federal Register)

Luke Scarmazzo granted early release (Forbes) 

Denver police reassign marijuana officers to create special fentanyl investigation team (Denver 7 / ABC)

Former Michigan House Speaker’s phone, records seized by feds (Fox News)

A Biloxi, Mississippi city council member’s CBD and kratom stores, home were raided by the Drug Enforcement Administration (Sun Herald)

Over 5,000 expungements granted in Missouri (KSHB / NBC)

Kansas City, Missouri officials ask court to place pot sales tax question on April ballot after missing approval deadline (KC Star)

Oklahoma federal judge rules federal law prohibiting marijuana users from owning guns is unconstitutional (Associated Press)

Canadian federal court rules location data of large medical pot growers can’t be disclosed (The Globe and Mail)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the Rev CyberTrucker brings us Megadeth’s A Tout Le Monde (Set Me Free).

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever hosted dinner.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever jumped a car.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING.

Arrest made in stolen yacht rescue, ‘Goonies’ fish incident (AP)

Funeral home finds woman breathing hours after declared dead (AP)

Australian officials find pea-sized radioactive capsule (AP)

Florida courthouse janitor, 72, accidentally locked in cell over weekend (Fox News) 

Sinkhole in New York woman’s front yard swallows her and 2 people; all rescued (Fox News)
Woodpeckers hoard 700 lbs of acorns in North Bay home (Fox)

Walmart customer upset over long lines pours bleach, oil, syrup (you name it) onto floors (Fox 10 Phoenix)

Human penis found at Alabama gas station (Daily Caller)
Virginia high school basketball coach fired after impersonating player, 13, during game (Fox)
Dog lived with coyotes in Nevada (KVVU-TV)

 

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 221 Producers: HeyCitizen, Kris Vox, floydianslips, harvhat, Boolysteed, Guzman of the Midwest, piranesi, makeheroism, MaryKateUltra, RevCyberTrucker, AbleKirby, Lavish, SeeDubs

Shoutout to Vox of Complex Candor for joining us on the first Bowls With Buds of the new year.

See you Friday at the Kansas City Hairball concert meetup!

We will be back with a Bowls With Buds FRIDAY ft. Kris Vox around noon CST.

Jakesteaks.com

INTRO: Moon Blade – Neon Rain

OUTRO: Sellin’ Out (Citizen’s Song) – HeyCitizen

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

KC Bitcoin Coffee Meetup

Prime Trust Texas license issue (Nobs Bitcoin) 

Strike adds Clover (Bitcoin Magazine) 

Ordinals launch NFT on Bitcoin (BTC Mag) 

COOFING INTO COFFINS

33 new cases: Azerbaijan (AzerNews)

TOP THREE 33

Pfizer expects 2023 sales to decline as much as 33% compared with record-breaking 2022 (CNBC)

Opium production rises in [sic] 33% Myanmar, 20 first season after military coup, UN report says (CBS News)

‘Slimming pill’ drug to be classified as poison after at least 33 deaths (Independent UK)

Vacasa says 33, not 240, Portland employees will lose their jobs (KOIN)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Florida man arrested in California for driving around with 33 pounds of pot (Big Bear Grizzly)

STUDY: Legalization not associated with increased rates of psychosis (Journal of the American Medical Association)

STUDY: No differences in vital signs or anesthetic requirements between the THC+ and THC- (Journal of Oral and Maxillofacial Surgery)
Previously mentioned on Bowl After Bowl Episode 217: It’s a Tool’s Jay

US Court of Appeals for the Tenth Circuit upheld lawsuit dismissal filed by hemp farmer

Previously mentioned on Bowl After Bowl Episode 194: The Secret Stars

Standing Akimbo dispensary denied over IRS summons challenge (TaxNotes)

USDA releases first weekly National Hemp Report

FDA announces it will not issue regulations to allow CBD as a dietary supplement or food additive
Previously mentioned on Bowl After Bowl Episode 216: It’s Probably Pocket
— WCIA News clip (YouTube) 

DEA Mexico chief ousted over ties to drug lawyers (Associated Press)

January 25, 2023 Press Briefing with Karine Jean-Pierre (The White House / YouTube)

Newt Gingrich correlates legal weed with mass shootings (Washington Post LIVE / Twitter)

Alaska Gov. Mike Dunleavy says fentanyl is “not your grandparents’ marijuana” during State of State (KTOO TV / YouTube)

California Department of Cannabis Control asks state attorney to issue opinion certifying interstate commerce can go into effect (POLITICO)

Kansas Gov. Laura Kelly calls on lawmakers to legalize medical pot during State of State (Smoky Hills PBS / YouTube)

First medical dispensary opened in Mississippi (WAPT / ABC)

Missouri Rep. Adrian Plank introduces bill to remove license cap (MO Greenway)

Rhode Island Supreme Court chief justice issued an executive order on how officials will expunge prior convictions 

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, Rev CyberTrucker brings us Overkill’s The Surgeon.

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever soldered something.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever hosted dinner.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING.

33 elk have been fatally struck on local roads since January 1 (Idaho State Journal)

Kansas City couple buys Goonies house (KC Mag)

Fully clothed bathing burglar found in Seattle bathroom (AP)

Australia mining company sorry for losing radioactive device (AP)

Police: 29-year-old posed as teen to enroll in high school (AP)

Illinois police hunt for man charged with stealing funeral home van with body still inside (Fox)

Delivery man stops college basketball game after walking on court to find customer (Fox)

Teenager playing hide-and-seek found days later inside shipping container in another country (Fox)

Missouri farmer traps ‘crazy-looking cat’ that turns out to be wild African serval (Fox)

London worker dead after being crushed by urinal

School worker accused of stealing 11,000 cases of chicken wings in $1.5M embezzlement scheme (Inside Edition)

See you for Bowls With Buds Friday at 12:00 PM CST with Kris Vox!