Thank you Quirkess, our executive producer for Episode 65 of Bowl After Bowl! This is a value-for-value podcast thanks to the time, talent, and treasure of all the bowlers out there. Special thanks to Nodebit and Voidzero for keeping our bowls burning brighter Tuesday after Tuesday — and overtime thanks toSirSeatSitter, host of the podcast ABS ‘n a 6-Pack, who joined us for our second Bowls with Buds!
Pasco County can get on top of our 33 segment any day. Afterwaiting 33 years, they’re finally getting a second Hooters! If you’re not fortunate enough to have two Hooters where you live, you can always jump on one of these33 new flight routes thanks to the new American Airline-JetBlue partnership. And if you’re bored on a flight, you can try to solve the riddle of how Mitch McConnell’s federal disclosure jumped from $3 million to $33 million in two years. Coincidence? I think not!
Kansas City is loosening a few ‘VID restrictions, like restaurant hours and group sizes — but face diapers and six-foot safe spaces are still required. Soon, face-friendly folks could find protections in Tennessee wherelegislation to prevent discrimination against the maskless is on the table. A 90-year-old Seattle woman wanted the vaccine so bad, she walked six miles in the snow to get it. Wonder if she’ll mind the‘rona sniffing dogs.
Can cannabis cure the coof? If studies go well, this cannabinoid-containing complex mixture may seek an Independent New Drug Filing with the FDA.
Three states — Kansas, Nebraska, and Idaho — have no state-legal access of any kind, but Kansas Governor Kelly wants to fund Medicaid expansion and thinks taxes from a medical marijuana market could make that happen. She’s probably right, as this recession-proof industry created 77,000 new jobs last year in the midst of the 2020 madness. More than 320,000 folks are currently employed full-time by the weed industry.
There are currently 800 lawsuits filed by entrepreneurs who didn’t get cannabiz licenses in Missouri, but now their lawyers are confused by a Supreme Court directive stating attorneys cannot participate in or advise clients how to participate in federally illegal activities. This is contradictory to protections written into the state’s 2018 medical marijuana constitutional amendment, so the issue could end up in Court.
It’s no surprise in the bowl that Biden’s Department of Justice lawyers ruled the IRS can investigate Section 280E violations, slamming $4.2 million — a sick joke — in penalties and back taxes on the Colorado cannabiz that brought their fight all the way to the U.S. Supreme Court. The clip played during this segment was from the National Cannabis Industry Association’s IRS Tax Code Section 280E explainer video. Biden also received a letter from37 Congressmen asking for a blanket pardon of the 1,927 prisoners sitting in federal prison for weed.
Despite overwhelming support nationwide for the de-scheduling of marijuana, states like Mississippi, Montana, and South Dakota nullified election results. The Utah Supreme Court ruled the governor and legislature could legally enact a more restricted market than what voters passed, and Nebraska wouldn’t let a medical initiative get to ballot because apparently growing, selling, and possessing weed are three different issues and ballot initiatives are limited to one in the state.
South Dakota could have been the 13th state to legalize a recreational market, but now it may have to wait even longer to see its voter-approved medical market roll out. New Jersey became the 13th full rec state since the governor finally signed legislation enacting the will of the people. An appellate court in the Garden State also lifted a 2019 order preventing the issuance of 24 additional medical dispensary licenses. Virginia is also expanding their medical market now that they’re able to grow and sell nug! About time.
A 2020 Nobel Prize in chemistry went to a pair that created the Crispr-Cas9, a DNA mutating tool using an enzyme and a guide RNA. Some cannabis companies have been using it since 2018 to create genetic changes in strains like disease resistance and climate tolerance.
Possession of any drug besides pot in New Mexico is a felony, so the Senate Health and Public Affairs Committee unanimously passed a defelonization bill to be heard by another senate committee.
Nelly’s Wildwood, Missouri mansion is on the market for 75% off it’s 2002 list price. Unfortunately, it’s been abandoned for the whole two decades since it was originally listed. If you’re looking for a B&B in Pennsylvania, you could stay at Buffalo Bill’s place. If you’re looking for a new home, consider Newton County, Missouri which just passed the Second Amendment Preservation Act.
Gorilla Glue Girl’s GoFundMe is under investigation. Someone should probably investigate why Daft Punk is calling it quits after 28 years, or why the Philadelphia airport is paying for a robot to follow a human to deliver food to people. Congratulations to Patrick Mahomes and his fiancée who welcomed a baby girl Earthside this past week, and also to this husband who won a Guinness World Record for putting on 35 shirts in one minute thanks to the help of his wife.
The bowlers talk about the first time they ever drove somewhere they weren’t supposed to and decide next week’s FTIE will be the first time I ever saw an R-rated movie. Get your stories in now or later with a voicemail at (816) 607-3663.
Thank you CMike, our executive producer for Episode 63! Also shoutout to Fletcher and Carolyn of Hog Story for hosting us in the smoker again last Thursday. Make sure you tune into Hog Story Mondays and Thursdays at 7 P.M. Central. And as always, the bowl might not even exist without Nodebit and VoidZero’s magic doings.
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And it’s a good thing SOMEONE out there supports us, because the Midwest power grid certainly isn’t. Rolling blackouts hit Kansas City this week and the mayor ordered the all the skyline buildings to turn off their lights at night in order to conserve energy. So things are pretty dark and cold at the moment. As if we needed another reason to go OTG.
Minneapolis hospitals treated 33 frostbite cases this past week. Other hospitals across the country probably treated folks for frostbite, but this one is newsworthy because it includes the magic number. Trippier yet, three Cubans spent 33 days stranded on an island off the coast of Florida before being rescued by the Coast Guard. Now they are with ICE. Does doubling the magic number double the magic power? Cannabics Pharmaceutials sure hopes so as their oral capsule, RCC-33, reduced tumors in mice with colorectal cancer by 33%.
Cannabis workers in California are eligible to get the vaccine before law enforcement, teachers, and emergency workers which has some people pretty upset. If you want the jab, pay attention for listicles of 33 pharmacies where its available in your neck of the woods as Nebraska sets this trend. Meanwhile, 33 people died of the coof in Georgia and also in Indiana. One of those people happened to be a 33-year-old activist for the Democrat Party.
The recession-proof industry continues to persevere asOklahoma breaks sales records with $831 million in revenue.High demand keeps flower prices high, but the market sawa rise in topical purchases for Valentine’s Day. Speaking of which, Leafly sharedfive studies about how great weed is for your sex life — especially if you’re a woman. There’s lots of weed products for your lady parts, but beware ofcotton vagina. And you thought cottonmouth was bad.
Delaware doubled its number of business licenses from three to six while a legislative committee in New Mexico hopes to see a recreational market in the near future, hopefully with a lot more licenses awarded. A three-fifths majority of the Mississippi senate approved a medical bill which will go into effect if the Supreme Court strikes down the November approved Initiative 65 as so many other states have done in the recent past. Idaho just got the green light to start collecting signatures for their 2022 medical campaign. Meanwhile, prominent cannabusiness Dixie hasn’t changed their name, but they are being sued by a Texas company for using patented technology on their website. Whoops!
A 20-foot-two-inch teddy bear made out of roses is taking a Guinness World Record to China. Meanwhile in Japan, some dude accidently ordered an $800 bottle of wine which really makes you think twice before complaining about uneventful Valentine’s Days. Proud Puffs cereal is a thing, and it’s not racist. But blue dogs in Russia? Now you’ve crossed the line. Fenix Ammunition won’t be selling their goods to Biden voters, but Gorilla Glue girl will be able to change her hairstyle. This lady turned herself into a Disney cyborg and this baby might earn a Guinness World Record for releasing an EP at the youngest age. It was recorded in utero!
This week the bowlers discuss the first time we ever realized we fucked shit up and prepare for next week’s epic tales with the FTIE drove somewhere I wasn’t supposed to alone. It’s never too early or too late to leave the bowl a voicemail or send a text: (816) 607-3663
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Reverend Cyber Trucker and thank you to our executive producer Phoenix for supporting episode 62 of Bowl After Bowl, a value for value podcast. And of course thank you nodebit for setting up the Icecast and making the show possible.
The least amount of women are currently working since 1987. That’s a 33-year low, bowlers. However 33,000 unemployment claims have been dropped. Gold might be getting no help, but these 33 dogs are.
After seeing a joke article written about travel destinations for the year 2027 when the ‘vid is gone, a news article came out from Bloomberg claiming it could take seven years for the scamdemic to end. But these claims were merely based on vaccine rates. Speaking of which, cannabiz workers in California are now eligible to get the pokes.
A South Dakota judge struck down the constitutional amendment to legalize recreational weed that 54% of voters voted for in November, ruling it violates the state’s requirement that amendments deal with one subject. Anyone else reminded of Nebraska?
Meanwhile, the governor of Wisconsin recommended legalizing weed in the annual budget. Rick Steves is now chair of the NORML board of directors and a new organization appears in the federal landscape. Congrats to Virginia where the House and Senate separately approved a pair of recreational measures this week!
A New Hampshire man used 33-cent Kool Aid packets to steal $2,300 in meat. Massachusetts grocery store chain Market Basket might face a lawsuit over their coffee ground label. There’s only 33 living Gulf of Mexico whales, so they need to make babies. An 81-person orgy was interrupted by COVID curfew. Turn those people into years, add 11 and you get the 92-year-old Guinness World Record holder for oldest water skiier. Oh, and a word to the wise: don’t leave your bowls visible in the car the next time you go squirrel hunting. A lady is stuck with her hair-do after setting it with Gorilla Glue. We learned from the chat she is suing them! There’s no better way to enjoy Bowl After Bowl than in the bowl itself with the rest of the bowlers.
Sir Spencer and Dame DuhLaurien share the first time they ever went to the casino along with a bunch of callers. If you forgot to leave a voicemail, it’s never too late to answer any of the FTIEs, past or present. Maybe even future if you’re Phoneboy. Next week we’ll be discussing the first time I ever KNEW I fucked shit up.
Thank you nodebit for making Bowl After Bowl happen and to our executive producers for this episode: GWFF KoK, Jason, Lavish, Fletcher, and The Reverend Cyber Trucker! Bowl After Bowl is a value for value podcast, meaning we are supported by the time, talent, and treasure of our listeners with no boring advertisements.
Spence brings some Lightning and Podcasting 2.0 update to bowlers after a Zoom call today with Adam Curry, Dave Jones and many of the other early developers in the Podcasting 2.0 ecosystem.
New Jersey got 33 inches of snow this past week. A 33-year-old Florida man was arrested after failing to join the Islamic State, and there has been a 33% decrease in youth suicide despite the pandemic in Johnson County, Kansas. *ding ding ding*
The magic number popped up in a bunch of Rona stories this week. A 100-year-old WWII vet who raised £33 million for NHSdied after testing positive. COVIDvariants have been found in 33 states and 33 inmates have died in Oregon from the coof. Also, the CDC suggests stomping instead of cheering for the Kansas City Chiefs this Super Bowl Sunday.
The National Labor Relations Board ruledthat weed trimmers and grow room employees can’t unionize because they qualify as agricultural laborers.Dispensarylicenses were awarded in West Virginia, but most went to out-of-state companies. New Jerseyadvanced a “cleanup” bill with revised consequences for underage possession, which has been holding up their recreational market.
A 33-year-old bat went viral and a teeny tiny reptile was discovered. Massachusetts police tell residents not to be intimidated by turkeys while 33 Antifa activists occupied a Washington hotel. Kansas ranks in thetop five most boring states as judged by boring people, and theBudweiser Clydesdales will appear in a different beer ad this Sunday. 33-year-old Blake Lively saysfashion designers couldn’t dress her after she gave birth, which doesn’t say much for their design skills, and the National Association of Insurance Commissioners’ “birthday rule” left one Kansas couple with a $270,000 bill.
We heard lots of great stories about the first time bowlers won a claw game. Next week’s FTIE is the first time I ever went to the casino. Get your voicemails in day or night: (816) 607-3663