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TOP THREE 33

Average US gasoline price jumps 33 cents to $4.71 per gallon

Twitter trading 33% below Elon’s offer price

Blue Crab population in Chesapeake Bay hits 33-year-low, survey says
23-year-old sentenced to 33 months for January 6th

COOF ME CAN’T GET COOF AGAIN

33 deaths: Majorca (Spain), India

Utah case counts jump more than 33% in past week

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

State Department said it’s pushing to have regular contact with Brittney Griner
Secretary of State Antony Blinken spoke to Griner’s wife

Pot violations took 10,000 truckers off the road this year, adding more supply chain disruptions

US Department of Veterans Affairs rejects veteran’s application for recognition of his hemp products company

US Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit panel says delta-8 is legal

Former president and CEO of Anaheim (CA) Chamber of Commerce charged with scheming to defraud a pot company

Colorado Supreme Court declines to take up case on evidence found by drug-sniffing dogs

Illinois supercase judge orders simulated lotteries for weed licenses

Illinois began issuing permits for new craft growers to begin construction

Sacha Baron Cohen dropped his lawsuit against a Somerset, MA dispensary that used Borat on a billboard without his permission

MO Secretary of State Jay Ashcroft to verify New Approach’s Legal Missouri signatures line by line
MO Rep. Ron Hicks blames industry of working to block his legalization bill

Nebraska medical pot activists joined ACLU filing a lawsuit challenging a state rule
Nebraska for Medical Marijuana is now paying signature gatherers $1 per signature
Pennsylvania Department of Drug and Alcohol Programs highlighted a loan repayment program funded by medical pot revenue
Vermont Governor Phil Scott vetoes bill to create a panel to standardize “personal use” amounts of various substances with the goal of “reducing criminalization of personal drug use”

King County, Washington Council voted to create a Cannabis Safety Taskforce

Israel Agriculture Ministry announced first ever export of medical pot seeds are headed to the United States
Thailand to use tobacco control law to ensure homegrown pot is used for medical reasons

METAL MOMENT

Rev CyberTrucker brings us Butcher Babies – They’re Coming to Take Me Away.

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FIRST TIME I EVER

Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever got cut off. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever saw a condom.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING.

Kayakers found an 8,000-year-old skull in Minnesota

Japanese man gambles COVID town funds mistakenly sent to him
Dozens of rescuers help save dolphins stranded on Cape Cod

CA woman says dog defended her from mountain lion

NC regulators wrong to ban beer label with naked man
CA woman brings home tiny kitten that turned out to be a fox

Rare pyralid moth not seen in 110 years found in luggage at Detroit airport

Woman spots rare yellow cardinal in Elizabethtown, Lancaster County, Pennsylvania

Last public pay phone removed from NYC

Twin moms give birth to baby boys on same day in same hospital

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TOP THREE 33

Super Flower Blood Moon of 2022, longest total lunar eclipse in 33 years

May 2022 has seen 33 mass shootings so far

Morgan Hill (CA) weed farm bust finds 33 firearms

$33 million in FEMA funding opportunities for dam safety

33 shot in Chicago over the weekend

HELLO, IS THERE ANYBODY COOFIN’?

33 new cases: Carter County (KY), Gujarat, Punjab (India), Sudbury (Canada)

33 deaths: Prince Edward Island

Study suggests active pot users hospitalized with coof “had better clinical outcomes compared with non-users, including decreased need for ICU admission or mechanical ventilation.”

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Brittney Griner’s detention in Russia extended a month

World Economic Forum hosting “Medical Psychedelic House of Davos” program

Department of Justice advises US Supreme Court not to take up case concerning workers’ compensation for medical pot

FDA issued warning about copycat edibles

California 4th grader shares edibles looking like Skittles with classmates during recess

Safe smoking kits include crack pipes
USA Today lied with headline: What’s inside a safe smoking kit? No, it’s not a crack pipe
Here is Jen Psaki’s response

Bill to legalize pot possession sitting on Delaware Governor John Carney’s desk

Federal judge denies Maine man’s request to use medical pot while on bail for an alleged illegal growing operation and money laundering scheme

New Jersey Supreme Court decision could change how police test weed impairment, future funding

— a DRE instructor criticized the protocols in another article describing how officers would often fail the test themselves when he administered it to them

Legalization will not appear on Ohio’s November ballot
— a settlement was reached with state officials in the legal challenge discussed on Bowl After Bowl Episode 157: Ballerinas Boulevard

Oklahoma Governor Kevin Stitt signed SB 1543 making Oklahoma Medical Marijuana Authority an independent state agency…and also signed bill to create a grant program to fund efforts by county sheriffs to combat illegal pot activity

Pennsylvania’s health department is taking Spotlight PA to court
— Bowl After Bowl Episode 139: Shoe Squirrel

Pennsylvania Superior Court rejected an argument in a driving under the influence case that medical pot is not a Schedule 1 controlled substance, or a drug that holds no current medical use and poses a high potential for abuse

Vermont issues first recreational business license

Washington State Supreme Court upholds constitutionality of pot-impaired driving standard

When Thailand legalizes home cultivation on June 9, the government will give away 1 million pot plants

METAL MOMENT

This week, Rev CyberTrucker brings us Attila’s Pizza featuring Fletcher’s new intro.

FIRST TIME I EVER…

This week, Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever lost something important. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever got cut off.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING.

Four Bay Area arson suspects arrested for setting 33 fires in 48 hours
Maine’s Church of Safe Injection Executive Director Dies at 33

33 pitbulls seized from Largo, Florida man
Longest pedestrian suspension bridge in the world opens in Czech Republic

Giraffe calf born with front limb bending wrong way gets custom-made corrective braces

Indian couple longing for grandchild sues son, his wife

19yo FL woman fled from law enforcement, said getting arrested was on her bucket list

Workers at the Ruthmere Museum in Elkhart, Indiana opened a safe that’s been shut since 1973

U-Haul pulled over for having car jammed into it

Vandal shot a hole in the Kingsland, Arkansas water tower, making it look like Johnny Cash is taking a leak

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 TOP THREE 33

American-made drone Hera can lift 33 pounds, fly for an hour, and fit in a backpack

33 critically endangered Batagur Baska turtles born in Bangladesh

Dubuque man sentenced to federal prison after possessing a firearm and 33 pounds of pot

COOFING

33 new cases Tricity (India)

Study concludes cannabichromanon (CBCN) and cannabinolic acid (CBNA) alleviate COVID-19 infection

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

May 10th is now National Fentanyl Awareness Day

State Department declares Brittney Griner wrongfully detained

FDA issues warning letters to delta-8 companies

White House Office of National Drug Control Policy announces US-Colombia counternarcotics strategy

FDA Principal Deputy Commissioner Janet Woodcock to chair the agency’s Cannabis Products Council

Right to Try activists arrested at DEA headquarters yesterday

National Cancer Institute posted a notice about the availability of federal funding to research effects of weed in treating cancer and managing symptoms

San Bernardino Sheriff’s Department drops legal claims to seized Empyreal money

Colorado Summit ultimate disc team says it’s the first professional sports team to display a legal weed company logo on jerseys

Connecticut Governor Ned Lamont signs budget bill with provision creating a program to provide certain patients access to psychedelic-assisted therapy

CT lawmakers sent governor a bill to restrict weed “gifting”

Illinois’ residency requirement for licensing challenged in new lawsuit

27-year-old Maryland man found guilty by federal jury of weed trafficking

Missouri appeals court rejects lawsuit challenging license cap

Missouri Rep. Shamed Dogan’s joint referendum passes House Special Committee on Criminal Justice
Legal MO submitted double the signatures it needed

Nebraska running on volunteers to collect signatures

New Mexico’s Taxation and Revenue Department to issue $15 million worth of gross receipts refunds— state is expected to collect $31.5million from non-medical sales

Oklahoma signature drive to place recreational legalization on the ballot started last week

Oklahoma senator receives threatening voicemail over bill to increase cultivation licensing fees

Oklahoma Governor Kevin Stitt has bill to make MMJ Authority a freestanding state agency sitting on his desk as well as a bill to increase penalties for people who purchase medical pot and sell it to non-cardholders

South Dakota activists turn in signatures to put legalization on the November ballot

Voters in Austin, TX approved a ballot measure to decriminalize weed and ban no-knock police raids

Wyoming hemp farmers sue Division of Criminal Investigation and one of its officers

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the Rev CyberTrucker brings us comedy metal with Kobi LaCroix’s We Are the Vikings, whose nipples knock down all the trees!

FIRST TIME I EVER

Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever did whippets. Next week, we want to hear from you about the First Time YOU Ever lost something important.

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Marble bust purchased at Texas Goodwill for $35 turns out to be from ancient Rome

More than 1,100 pounds of cocaine found at Nespresso warehouse in Switzerland

Maine to ban vulgar license plates
Man who married hologram in Japan can no longer communicate with his virtual wife because the software is no longer supported

Three red wolf pups born at North Carolina zoo

California couple finds hundreds of swallows flew into their house through chimney

Lost puppy taken in by Massachusetts family turns out to be a coyote

Chicago infested by larger than normal swarm of gnats

Woman reunited with her taxidermy rat after eight months
Russian tourist forced to make public apology after posing nude with sacred tree in Bali, being deported
— they’re making stricter rules for the holy grounds

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TOP THREE 33

Ukraine allegedly welcomes back 33 soldiers and 12 civilians in prisoner exchange with Russia

33 people displaced by 5-story apartment fire in Worcester (MA)
Louisiana woman convicted of stealing from government sentenced to 33 months

COOF

33 hospitalizations in New Mexico

33-year-old male COVID-19-related patient died of sudden cardiac arrest in Shanghai
CDC tracked millions of phones to see if Americans followed lockdown orders

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

CDC lists marijuana use disorder/cannabis use disorder as the disease of the week

Consumer Brands Association wrote a letter to Congress to amend language in the SHOP SAFE Act to address the dangers of copycat edibles

Council for Federal Cannabis Regulation Webinar
Biden commutes 75 sentences of inmates previously released to home confinement during lockdown
Attorney General Merrick Garland said prosecuting weed possession is an inefficient use of resources
Firebrand with Matt Gaetz Episode 40: Burned By Biden

Recreational legalization associated with lower prescription drug utilization

Former House Speaker John Boehner is being sued for allegedly stealing legalization strategies from a lobbyist group to form his own

The Attorney General Alliance recognized the completion of a financial service certification program at their Cannabis Project Conference

Federal judge dismisses lawsuit claiming Mendocino County, CA police and prosecutors conspired to extort cash and weed from farmers

California to regulate CBD

Colorado Gov. Jared Polis has a bill to legalize MDMA scripts — when it gets FDA approval — sitting on his desk

Georgia Access to Medical Cannabis Commission is being sued by a medical company for conflicts of interest
Indiana Appeals Court rules grinders are not drug paraphernalia
In Kansas, Shawnee County Drug Enforcement Task Force raided shops selling Delta 8, and Delta 10 products
Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear issued a line-item veto to parts of the medical research bill mentioned last week
Maine Governor Janet Mills allowed three weed bills to be enacted without her signature
New Maine law strips Office of Marijuana Policy of the ability to independently craft new rules governing just the medical market
Massachusetts Cannabis Control Commission chair Steve Hoffman resigns
Missouri Cannabis Freedom Act vote stalls
New York court rules $600 million lawsuit against Acreage Holdings can proceed
— discussed on Episode 131: The Energy Ball
Ocean County, New Jersey Board of Commissioners votes to prohibit cops from using weed off duty
Ohio’s Coalition to Regulate Marijuana Like Alcohol filed a lawsuit
Rhode Island regulators award final dispensary license to Pawtucket business
Vermont Cannabis Board announces it will not begin issuing cannabiz licenses on May 1st as Act 164 stipulated
West Virginia Supreme Court rules coal miner’s suspension was justified after CBD caused a positive drug test

METAL MOMENT

Tonight The Rev CyberTrucker gifts us with a tune from his brother’s band, Tremor Cats – Robotomy! 

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever signed a lease. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever did whippets.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

UCF student reported to administration bias response team for saying boomer
Americans bring ‘souvenir’ artillery shell to Israel airport

Arkansas sues Family Dollar over rodents found in facility
Illinois home listing features Michael Myers — the scary Halloween one

Maine woman drives SUV through police pedestrian plaza down a flight of stairs, claims she was “following GPS”

Las Vegas driver stopped for fake license plate, using Cracker Jack stickers as registrations

Suspected wolf pack in Colorado turns out to be escaped St. Bernards

Creepy dolls keep washing ashore on a 40-mile stretch of Texas beach
World’s largest bottle of whisky is set to be auctioned in Scotland on May 25

Texas school district’s upcoming graduation features 35 pairs of twins, one set of triplets