Illuminadia joins us in the Bowl once again to discuss babies, viruses, and malignant narcissists!

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 166 Executive Producers: Lavish

Holey Moley / Hole in the Wall / Origins of Things and Stuff

Intro: Upbeat 2 by Aries Beats

 

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Thank you to Bowl After Bowl Episode 165 Executive Producers: Justin, A1Sauce, Kyrin Down, harvhat, Lavish, Pheonix, Boo-Bury, Thor the Wonder Hammer, SeeDubs

Royalty Free Music ‘AUTO‘ produced by Danya Vodovoz used for tonight’s intro

Here is your jeans hole picture to the left as requested, Kyrin!

Dooshbar is selling pasture-raised chicken in the Kansas City area.

Thank you to Sir Bemrose, Dame Bemrose, and Bemlet for joining us for a Bowls With Buds last Friday! 

Join us THIS Friday for Bowls With Buds featuring Illuminadia roundabouts 9 PM Central!

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TOP THREE 33

Hoover Dam power production down 33%, official says — leading to the exposure of sunken relics

Biden-Harris Administration announces $33 million infrastructure investment to address legacy pollution, spur good-paying jobs on public lands

Hong Kong churches drop Tiananmen tributes after 33 years amid arrest fears

Bronx drill rapper, 33 others indicted 65 counts of attempted murder, additional charges

33 Alabama ministers named on sexual abuser list released by Southern Baptist Church

COOF

33 countries report 650 cases of mysterious hepatitis in kids

Londoner jailed for 33 years after butchering his Stockwell landlords during lockdown

33 deaths: India, Massachusetts

33 new cases: Hyderabad (India), 

33% kids fully vaxxed: Borneo, Malaysia 

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

White House Executive Order on police reform

CEO of Ascend Wellness Holdings and other multi-state operators suing federal government to overturn prohibition

Scientific review finds pot research grew steeply over past 20 years due to dedicated funding but is biased toward focusing on the harms associated with the substance as opposed to medical use

Study finds “single measurements of delta-9 THC in blood and…breath do not correlate with impairment following inhalation.” 

Navajo Nation takes stance against legalizing peyote

Colorado Gov. Jared Polis signs bill felonizing possession of any one-gram substance containing fentanyl

Delaware Gov. John Carney vetoes recreational legalization bill, chambers to attempt override

Chatham County, Georgia District Attorney no longer prosecuting cases involving less than an ounce of pot 

Illinois judge lifts stay to issue 185 licenses

Iowa Supreme Court rules Arizona medical card doesn’t permit patient to possess pot in Iowa

Kansas Gov. Laura Kelly has a bill to allow federally-approved cannabis medicines sitting on her desk

Maryland Gov. Larry Hogan allows psychedelics for veterans bill to take effect without signature

Michigan Cannabis Regulatory Agency released an advisory bulletin

Minnesota Gov.Tim Walz has a bill sitting on his desk protecting the legality of hemp-derived products

Ridgeland, Mississippi gathering signatures to allow medical businesses after opting out

Oklahoma Gov. Kevin Stitt signs bill prohibiting discrimination against medical patients in housing and education

Rhode Island Gov. Dan McKee signs legalization bill, becoming 19th rec state

South Dakota Secretary of State confirms activists submitted enough signatures to place recreational legalization on the November ballot

Argentinian President Alberto Fernandez announced the enactment of a medical pot and hemp law

Japan’s Health Ministry discussed legalizing medical pot

Dead hamster gets Singapore man off death row

METAL MOMENT

The Rev. CyberTrucker brings us Leo Moracchioli’s cover of Hakuna Matata.

Make a request by calling: (816) 366-8333

FIRST TIME I EVER…

This week, bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever saw a condom. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever won first place at something.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING.

Texas Coast Guard rescues 33 people aboard an adrift dolphin sightseeing vessel off the coast of Galveston last Saturday

Coyote enters CA home through dog door
CA man, 78, gets high school diploma 6 decades later

USPS misroutes cremated remains between NY and OH

FBI records on search for fabled gold raise more questions
— previously discussed on Episode 69: Some Holy Somebody, Episode 90: Jimmy Geminis, and Episode 127: What About the Bowlers?

329 years later, last Salem ‘witch’ who wasn’t is pardoned
— previously discussed when legislation was introduced on Episode 100: I Got Zapped Off

Ohio deputy encounters ‘drunk Amish guy’ slumped over in moving buggy

Remote-controlled crab-like robot is the smallest ever, university says

Man disguised as old lady in wheelchair smears cream on glass protecting the Mona Lisa

Nevada Highway Patrol trooper suing Starbucks

SEE YOU FRIDAY WHEN ILLUMINADIA IS BACK IN THE BOWL!

Tonight, we welcome Sir Bemrose of Angry Tech News, his lovely wife Dame Bemrose, and brother Bemlet into the Bowl! 

Thank you to Bowl After Bowl 164 Executive Producers: Boo-Bury, Pheonix, NetNed, AbleKirby, harvhat.

Intro: Evan KingIn Motion

 

 

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Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 163 Producers: Sharky, AbleKirby, Boo-Bury, harvhat, cbrooklyn112, SirVo, RevCyberTrucker, Pheonix

New clips from A00110001Sauce’s The Spoken Word

Check out our Dame Jennifer Bowls With Buds.

Tune in Friday night for another Bowls With Buds featuring the Bemroses!

Then, come hang out Sunday at the Kansas City No Agenda Meetup complete with BBQ!

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TOP THREE 33

Average US gasoline price jumps 33 cents to $4.71 per gallon

Twitter trading 33% below Elon’s offer price

Blue Crab population in Chesapeake Bay hits 33-year-low, survey says
23-year-old sentenced to 33 months for January 6th

COOF ME CAN’T GET COOF AGAIN

33 deaths: Majorca (Spain), India

Utah case counts jump more than 33% in past week

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

State Department said it’s pushing to have regular contact with Brittney Griner
Secretary of State Antony Blinken spoke to Griner’s wife

Pot violations took 10,000 truckers off the road this year, adding more supply chain disruptions

US Department of Veterans Affairs rejects veteran’s application for recognition of his hemp products company

US Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit panel says delta-8 is legal

Former president and CEO of Anaheim (CA) Chamber of Commerce charged with scheming to defraud a pot company

Colorado Supreme Court declines to take up case on evidence found by drug-sniffing dogs

Illinois supercase judge orders simulated lotteries for weed licenses

Illinois began issuing permits for new craft growers to begin construction

Sacha Baron Cohen dropped his lawsuit against a Somerset, MA dispensary that used Borat on a billboard without his permission

MO Secretary of State Jay Ashcroft to verify New Approach’s Legal Missouri signatures line by line
MO Rep. Ron Hicks blames industry of working to block his legalization bill

Nebraska medical pot activists joined ACLU filing a lawsuit challenging a state rule
Nebraska for Medical Marijuana is now paying signature gatherers $1 per signature
Pennsylvania Department of Drug and Alcohol Programs highlighted a loan repayment program funded by medical pot revenue
Vermont Governor Phil Scott vetoes bill to create a panel to standardize “personal use” amounts of various substances with the goal of “reducing criminalization of personal drug use”

King County, Washington Council voted to create a Cannabis Safety Taskforce

Israel Agriculture Ministry announced first ever export of medical pot seeds are headed to the United States
Thailand to use tobacco control law to ensure homegrown pot is used for medical reasons

METAL MOMENT

Rev CyberTrucker brings us Butcher Babies – They’re Coming to Take Me Away.

Is there a song you want to hear? Call the Metal Moment request line: (816) 366-8333

FIRST TIME I EVER

Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever got cut off. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever saw a condom.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING.

Kayakers found an 8,000-year-old skull in Minnesota

Japanese man gambles COVID town funds mistakenly sent to him
Dozens of rescuers help save dolphins stranded on Cape Cod

CA woman says dog defended her from mountain lion

NC regulators wrong to ban beer label with naked man
CA woman brings home tiny kitten that turned out to be a fox

Rare pyralid moth not seen in 110 years found in luggage at Detroit airport

Woman spots rare yellow cardinal in Elizabethtown, Lancaster County, Pennsylvania

Last public pay phone removed from NYC

Twin moms give birth to baby boys on same day in same hospital

TUNE IN FOR BOWLS WITH BUDS THIS FRIDAY FT. SIR AND DAME BEMROSE!

Tonight Dame Jennifer joins us in the Bowl for her debut Bowls With Buds talking prosecco, travel, and value! There is nothing like a dame.

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 162 Producers: AbleKirby, Boo-Bury, Dank_Steady, SeeDubs, harvhat, cbrooklyn112, NetNed, Sir Oma & Carolyn Blaney

 

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Thank you to Bowl After Bowl Episode 161 Executive Producers: SeeDubs, SircussMedia, Thor the Wonder Hammer, Pheonix, Harvhat, Rev CyberTrucker, Boo-Bury, NA Millennial, Fletcher

Thank you Sir OMA for the Fountain BOOST hat!

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KC Bitcoin Meetup Thursday 19 6:00 PM at Overland Park Chicken N’ Pickle

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TOP THREE 33

Super Flower Blood Moon of 2022, longest total lunar eclipse in 33 years

May 2022 has seen 33 mass shootings so far

Morgan Hill (CA) weed farm bust finds 33 firearms

$33 million in FEMA funding opportunities for dam safety

33 shot in Chicago over the weekend

HELLO, IS THERE ANYBODY COOFIN’?

33 new cases: Carter County (KY), Gujarat, Punjab (India), Sudbury (Canada)

33 deaths: Prince Edward Island

Study suggests active pot users hospitalized with coof “had better clinical outcomes compared with non-users, including decreased need for ICU admission or mechanical ventilation.”

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Brittney Griner’s detention in Russia extended a month

World Economic Forum hosting “Medical Psychedelic House of Davos” program

Department of Justice advises US Supreme Court not to take up case concerning workers’ compensation for medical pot

FDA issued warning about copycat edibles

California 4th grader shares edibles looking like Skittles with classmates during recess

Safe smoking kits include crack pipes
USA Today lied with headline: What’s inside a safe smoking kit? No, it’s not a crack pipe
Here is Jen Psaki’s response

Bill to legalize pot possession sitting on Delaware Governor John Carney’s desk

Federal judge denies Maine man’s request to use medical pot while on bail for an alleged illegal growing operation and money laundering scheme

New Jersey Supreme Court decision could change how police test weed impairment, future funding

— a DRE instructor criticized the protocols in another article describing how officers would often fail the test themselves when he administered it to them

Legalization will not appear on Ohio’s November ballot
— a settlement was reached with state officials in the legal challenge discussed on Bowl After Bowl Episode 157: Ballerinas Boulevard

Oklahoma Governor Kevin Stitt signed SB 1543 making Oklahoma Medical Marijuana Authority an independent state agency…and also signed bill to create a grant program to fund efforts by county sheriffs to combat illegal pot activity

Pennsylvania’s health department is taking Spotlight PA to court
Bowl After Bowl Episode 139: Shoe Squirrel

Pennsylvania Superior Court rejected an argument in a driving under the influence case that medical pot is not a Schedule 1 controlled substance, or a drug that holds no current medical use and poses a high potential for abuse

Vermont issues first recreational business license

Washington State Supreme Court upholds constitutionality of pot-impaired driving standard

When Thailand legalizes home cultivation on June 9, the government will give away 1 million pot plants

METAL MOMENT

This week, Rev CyberTrucker brings us Attila’s Pizza featuring Fletcher’s new intro.

FIRST TIME I EVER…

This week, Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever lost something important. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever got cut off.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING.

Four Bay Area arson suspects arrested for setting 33 fires in 48 hours
Maine’s Church of Safe Injection Executive Director Dies at 33

33 pitbulls seized from Largo, Florida man
Longest pedestrian suspension bridge in the world opens in Czech Republic

Giraffe calf born with front limb bending wrong way gets custom-made corrective braces

Indian couple longing for grandchild sues son, his wife

19yo FL woman fled from law enforcement, said getting arrested was on her bucket list

Workers at the Ruthmere Museum in Elkhart, Indiana opened a safe that’s been shut since 1973

U-Haul pulled over for having car jammed into it

Vandal shot a hole in the Kingsland, Arkansas water tower, making it look like Johnny Cash is taking a leak

SIR Reverend CyberTrucker, Knight of the Asphalt Rivers joins us in the Bowl for a special Bowls With Buds LIVE AND LIT after No Agenda. We talk kitties, lizard tail, weird loads

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Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 157 Executive Producers: SirSeatSitter, NAMillennial, cottongin. Zoon, SeeDubs, Lavish, Mitch, Brando_Sellers, harvhat, Thor the Wonder Hammer, Boo-Bury, SirVo, Pheonix, Fletcher, NetNed

Join us Sunday after No Agenda for Bowls With Buds featuring RevCyberTrucker around 4:20 PM CT!

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Wolf on the Prowl report features KC Bitcoiner Mitch of the Orange Pill Addicts podcast

 TOP THREE 33

American-made drone Hera can lift 33 pounds, fly for an hour, and fit in a backpack

33 critically endangered Batagur Baska turtles born in Bangladesh

Dubuque man sentenced to federal prison after possessing a firearm and 33 pounds of pot

COOFING

33 new cases Tricity (India)

Study concludes cannabichromanon (CBCN) and cannabinolic acid (CBNA) alleviate COVID-19 infection

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

May 10th is now National Fentanyl Awareness Day

State Department declares Brittney Griner wrongfully detained

FDA issues warning letters to delta-8 companies

White House Office of National Drug Control Policy announces US-Colombia counternarcotics strategy

FDA Principal Deputy Commissioner Janet Woodcock to chair the agency’s Cannabis Products Council

Right to Try activists arrested at DEA headquarters yesterday

National Cancer Institute posted a notice about the availability of federal funding to research effects of weed in treating cancer and managing symptoms

San Bernardino Sheriff’s Department drops legal claims to seized Empyreal money

Colorado Summit ultimate disc team says it’s the first professional sports team to display a legal weed company logo on jerseys

Connecticut Governor Ned Lamont signs budget bill with provision creating a program to provide certain patients access to psychedelic-assisted therapy

CT lawmakers sent governor a bill to restrict weed “gifting”

Illinois’ residency requirement for licensing challenged in new lawsuit

27-year-old Maryland man found guilty by federal jury of weed trafficking

Missouri appeals court rejects lawsuit challenging license cap

Missouri Rep. Shamed Dogan’s joint referendum passes House Special Committee on Criminal Justice
Legal MO submitted double the signatures it needed

Nebraska running on volunteers to collect signatures

New Mexico’s Taxation and Revenue Department to issue $15 million worth of gross receipts refunds— state is expected to collect $31.5million from non-medical sales

Oklahoma signature drive to place recreational legalization on the ballot started last week

Oklahoma senator receives threatening voicemail over bill to increase cultivation licensing fees

Oklahoma Governor Kevin Stitt has bill to make MMJ Authority a freestanding state agency sitting on his desk as well as a bill to increase penalties for people who purchase medical pot and sell it to non-cardholders

South Dakota activists turn in signatures to put legalization on the November ballot

Voters in Austin, TX approved a ballot measure to decriminalize weed and ban no-knock police raids

Wyoming hemp farmers sue Division of Criminal Investigation and one of its officers

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the Rev CyberTrucker brings us comedy metal with Kobi LaCroix’s We Are the Vikings, whose nipples knock down all the trees!

FIRST TIME I EVER

Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever did whippets. Next week, we want to hear from you about the First Time YOU Ever lost something important.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Marble bust purchased at Texas Goodwill for $35 turns out to be from ancient Rome

More than 1,100 pounds of cocaine found at Nespresso warehouse in Switzerland

Maine to ban vulgar license plates
Man who married hologram in Japan can no longer communicate with his virtual wife because the software is no longer supported

Three red wolf pups born at North Carolina zoo

California couple finds hundreds of swallows flew into their house through chimney

Lost puppy taken in by Massachusetts family turns out to be a coyote

Chicago infested by larger than normal swarm of gnats

Woman reunited with her taxidermy rat after eight months
Russian tourist forced to make public apology after posing nude with sacred tree in Bali, being deported
— they’re making stricter rules for the holy grounds

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Bowl After Bowl Episode 157 Executive Producers: KS, SirVo, Carolyn Blaney, SeeDubs, Rev CyberTrucker, Boolysteed, NetNed, Oma

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Come to the Bitcoin Meetup this Thursday night at the Granfalloon on the Plaza in Kansas City

Amboss’ Magma and docs

Behind the Sch3m3s made history getting LIT on Podverse

TOP THREE 33

Ukraine allegedly welcomes back 33 soldiers and 12 civilians in prisoner exchange with Russia

33 people displaced by 5-story apartment fire in Worcester (MA)
Louisiana woman convicted of stealing from government sentenced to 33 months

COOF

33 hospitalizations in New Mexico

33-year-old male COVID-19-related patient died of sudden cardiac arrest in Shanghai
CDC tracked millions of phones to see if Americans followed lockdown orders

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

CDC lists marijuana use disorder/cannabis use disorder as the disease of the week

Consumer Brands Association wrote a letter to Congress to amend language in the SHOP SAFE Act to address the dangers of copycat edibles

Council for Federal Cannabis Regulation Webinar
Biden commutes 75 sentences of inmates previously released to home confinement during lockdown
Attorney General Merrick Garland said prosecuting weed possession is an inefficient use of resources
Firebrand with Matt Gaetz Episode 40: Burned By Biden

Recreational legalization associated with lower prescription drug utilization

Former House Speaker John Boehner is being sued for allegedly stealing legalization strategies from a lobbyist group to form his own

The Attorney General Alliance recognized the completion of a financial service certification program at their Cannabis Project Conference

Federal judge dismisses lawsuit claiming Mendocino County, CA police and prosecutors conspired to extort cash and weed from farmers

California to regulate CBD

Colorado Gov. Jared Polis has a bill to legalize MDMA scripts — when it gets FDA approval — sitting on his desk

Georgia Access to Medical Cannabis Commission is being sued by a medical company for conflicts of interest
Indiana Appeals Court rules grinders are not drug paraphernalia
In Kansas, Shawnee County Drug Enforcement Task Force raided shops selling Delta 8, and Delta 10 products
Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear issued a line-item veto to parts of the medical research bill mentioned last week
Maine Governor Janet Mills allowed three weed bills to be enacted without her signature
New Maine law strips Office of Marijuana Policy of the ability to independently craft new rules governing just the medical market
Massachusetts Cannabis Control Commission chair Steve Hoffman resigns
Missouri Cannabis Freedom Act vote stalls
New York court rules $600 million lawsuit against Acreage Holdings can proceed
— discussed on Episode 131: The Energy Ball
Ocean County, New Jersey Board of Commissioners votes to prohibit cops from using weed off duty
Ohio’s Coalition to Regulate Marijuana Like Alcohol filed a lawsuit
Rhode Island regulators award final dispensary license to Pawtucket business
Vermont Cannabis Board announces it will not begin issuing cannabiz licenses on May 1st as Act 164 stipulated
West Virginia Supreme Court rules coal miner’s suspension was justified after CBD caused a positive drug test

METAL MOMENT

Tonight The Rev CyberTrucker gifts us with a tune from his brother’s band, Tremor Cats – Robotomy

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever signed a lease. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever did whippets.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

UCF student reported to administration bias response team for saying boomer
Americans bring ‘souvenir’ artillery shell to Israel airport

Arkansas sues Family Dollar over rodents found in facility
Illinois home listing features Michael Myers — the scary Halloween one

Maine woman drives SUV through police pedestrian plaza down a flight of stairs, claims she was “following GPS”

Las Vegas driver stopped for fake license plate, using Cracker Jack stickers as registrations

Suspected wolf pack in Colorado turns out to be escaped St. Bernards

Creepy dolls keep washing ashore on a 40-mile stretch of Texas beach
World’s largest bottle of whisky is set to be auctioned in Scotland on May 25

Texas school district’s upcoming graduation features 35 pairs of twins, one set of triplets
 

 

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Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 155 Executive Producers: Sir Rev CyberTrucker, Pheonix, PhoneBoy, cottongin, SeeDubs, Signs of New Growth, Floydian Slips, harvhat, SirVo, Boo-Bury, Thor the Wonder Hammer

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Kansas City Bitcoin Block Party success

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TOP THREE 33

Netflix shares plummet 33%
Citywide composting program in New York could save $33 million annually after five years
33-year-old weed activist sentenced to one year and one day in prison for threatening to inflict “pain in every way” on Nancy Pelosi

CAN’T STOP COOFING

33 deaths: Australia, India 

Infection rates have grown by almost 33% nationwide

Hospitalizations up 33%

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Colbert says weed is federally illegal bEcAusE oF tEh GOp

Jen Psaki touts cannabis research

150 pounds of London-bound pot seized at Washington Dulles International Airport on 4/20

Florida Agriculture Commissioner Nikki Fried files lawsuit against Biden Administration on 4/20

NPR ran a 4/20 piece on the need for banking legislation

The update is there are no updates on Britney Griner
Biden administration’s first National Drug Control Strategy published
Schumer promises to submit by new proposed deadline of August recess at the National Cannabis Policy Summit held in D.C. last Friday (April 22) 

Congressional Research Service published a 101-page analysis on the federal-state weed policy gap
Arizona generated more tax revenue from legal weed sales than tobacco and alcohol sales combined last month
Idaho initiatives to legalize medical pot and decriminalize won’t be on the ballot
True Social Equity in Cannabis files lawsuit against “Chicago cartel”

Iowa Governor Kim Reynolds signed a bill allowing hemp cultivation sites to expand from 40 to 320 acres

Maine Governor Janet Mills signed a bill allowing reimbursements to municipalities of up to $20,000 to cover the expenses of recreational weed businesses
Snoop Dogg performed in Lincoln, Nebraska on 4/20

New Jersey cops may be able to use pot off duty under existing federal policy 
New Mexico awarded the first consumption lounge license

North Dakota Secretary of State greenlights New Approach filing, activists now collecting signatures to put legalization on the November ballot

Ohio lawmakers filed a bill mirroring the text of a voter-initiated legalization proposal on 4/20 

Ohio regulators expand definition of THC
Oklahoma lawmakers sent the governor a bill requiring medical cultivation license applications to file a $25,000 bond
Texas NORML released their 2017-2021 marijuana possession arrest report

Switzerland’s Federal Office of Public Health approved a pilot program in Basel for pharmacies to sell recreational weed

METAL MOMENT

SIR The Rev CyberTrucker presents a metal Mortal Combat cover by Little V Mills!

FIRST TIME I EVER

Bowlers called in to share stories about the first time they ever had an out-of-body experience. Next week, we want to hear about the first time YOU ever signed a lease.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

A 4/20 accident scattered 500 pounds of weed on the highway

Florida bride, caterer arrested after serving edibles to unsuspecting wedding guests
Oklahoma Election Board rules candidate cannot refer to himself as “The Patriot” on the ballot
Woman rescued from national forest vault toilet after diving in to retrieve her phone

Florida woman arrested for threatening to blow up her son’s high school unless cafeteria workers gave him more food
Birmingham Arby’s employee throws hot grease on customer during dispute over drive-thru service
Florida man sentenced to two years in federal prison for stealing twin’s identity to obtain military veterans benefits
French nun named oldest living person at 118 years, 73 days old
Illinois man renovating bathroom finds 1950s McDonald’s bags with fries in the wall 

Litter of red wolf pups born for first time in four years

 

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Thank you to Bowl After Bowl Episode 153 Executive Producers: Medus, Signs of New Growth, SirVo, SeeDubs, SircussMedia, Sharky, Pheonix & PhoneBoy, Carolyn Blaney, John Fletcher, NetNed, Boo-Bury, AbleKirby, SeeDubs, drdub

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Scattered Brain Art Etsy as mentioned by Medus

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Tune in to ABS ‘n a 6-Pack at 4:20 PM EST tomorrow to hear Dreams 2.5!

Join DuhLaurien as she hosts her first Posh Party on 4/20 at 10 PM EST. If you’re not on Poshmark yet, sign up with code AMERICANDREAMS to get a $10 credit.

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Wolf on the Prowl report featuring Graham Krizek of Voltage

Bitcoin Block Party THIS SUNDAY with AbleKirby

Bitcoin could fall another 33% if it breaks below its key $40,000 support level

TOP THREE 33

Biden’s approval rating is 33%

Investors bought 33% of US homes in January, highest share in a decade
33 cases booked against ganja peddlers in Avadi, India

CAN’T STOP COOFIN’

33 new cases: Idaho

Coof “kills 33 more Iranians over past 24 hours

Fourth wave scare: 33 of 107 who tested positive are children” (Noida, India)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

US Department of Justice agrees to return all cash seized from Empyreal Logistic’s armored cars transporting legal dispensary profits to banks in San Bernardino
Last Thursday, Musk offered to purchase Twitter at a share price of $54.20
DEA moving to schedule two more psychedelics

Congressional Research Service publishes overview of hemp issues to address in next Farm Bill
Schumer needs more time on federal legalization bill, says he’ll file before August recess
Georgia judge grants injunction on delta-8 and delta-10 THC ban, rejects state officials’ motion to dismiss
Bill to establish Center for Cannabis Research at the University of Kentucky sitting on governor’s desk

Bill to allow home delivery and curbside pickup for weed sitting on Maine governor’s desk

Worcester, MA could decriminalize psychedelics
Legal MO (New Approach) needs 170,000 valid signatures by May 8
New Jersey recreational sales set to begin 4/21
ACLU sues Nevada Board of Pharmacy for failing to remove weed from its state Schedule I status
Rhode Island MMJ BioPharma suing DEA for allegedly delaying approval for their import of specific weed strains from Canada
British journalist on Skynet gets surprising quote from unidentified “Ukrainian refugee”

METAL MOMENT

The RevCyberTrucker brings us China’s first metal band, Tang Dynasty, with their song Pathway.

FIRST TIME I EVER…

This week, bowlers called in about the first time they ever saw a poisonous animal. Next week, we want to hear about the first time YOU ever had an out-of-body experience.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING.

Venomous sea slugs washing up on Texas beaches
Easter bunny whisks Biden away as he begins discussing Afghanistan with a reporter
Parent dressed as Easter Bunny handed out plastic eggs with candy and condoms
Woman pepper sprays man for taking picture of children, his own
Company settles dog-leasing allegations for more than $900K
Doctors remove drill bit inhaled during dental procedure
Jury awards $450K to man fired over unwanted office birthday party
Coloradoans concerned with ugly deer
That’s not juice, it’s Jose Cuervo
CA man killed after car runs him over while trying to steal its catalytic converter

Orange glowing orbs in sky caught on video in Kyle, Texas

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Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 152 Executive Producers: drdub, harvhat, NA Millennial, SirVo, Carolyn Blaney, RevCyberTrucker, Fletcher, AbleKirby, Boo-Bury, NetNed, BlueDouche

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500K Ring of Fire balancing tomorrow!

Bitcoin fans are psychopaths who don’t care about anyone else, study shows

April 24th Bitcoin Block Party with AbleKirby, come get a signed copy of Metal by M. Andrew Jones!

TOP THREE 33

Freshman at University of Nebraska (Kearney) track and field team broke a 33-year-old record in the 10,000-meter run during the K.T. Woodman Classic held at Wichita State

Over 33 pounds of fentanyl seized during Scottsdale (AZ) traffic stop
Vermont opioid deaths up 33% in 2021
Legal weed sales in the US expected to hit $33 billion this year

KEEP COOFIN’ BAYBAY

33 new cases: Arkansas, Karnataka (India), Guam

33 deaths: Scotland

COVID-19 infection linked to 33-fold increase in blood clot risk
Los Angeles Covid cases rise 33% and school outbreaks triple as BA.2 variant surges

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

DEA declares weed seeds are legal hemp
Amazon says Amazon Labor Union organizers bribed New York warehouse workers with weed for votes

International Code Council approved the Hempcrete International Residential Code proposal
Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court heard arguments regarding if Bask Inc. filed in the proper venue

Maryland House and Senate unanimously pass bill for alternative therapies fund

St. Charles County Rep amends Cannabis Freedom Act to exclude transgender women from access to no-interest loans for women- and minority-owned cannabis businesses
Oklahoma Supreme Court rejects lawsuit challenging the New Approach PAC-backed campaign
Oregon suspends Curaleaf’s license for 70 days and issues $200,000 fine
New Jersey’s Cannabis Regulatory Commission on Monday approved 7 medical dispensaries to begin selling recreational weed as soon as this month
New Approach North Dakota filed a recreational bill for the November ballot

Wyoming Supreme Court rejects man’s argument prohibition of weed is unconstitutional

Albania to legalize cultivation of medical pot

On Spencer’s birthday, Thailand will be able to homegrow as much as they want

Six terminally ill cancer patients in Canada receive psilocybin to ease end-of-life anxiety

FIRST TIME I EVER…

This week, Bowlers called in to share stories about the First Time They Ever skipped a rock. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever saw a poisonous animal.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING.

Michelangelo drawing could fetch $33 million in May 18 Paris auction

Connecticut mechanic finds art in dumpster, turns out to be by Francis Hines who died in 2016 at 96
7-foot-tall sasquatch lawn ornament stolen from Michigan home
Spain’s Civil Guard is investigating a businessman’s private taxidermy collection with 1,090 animals
S. African farmer caught on camera rescuing goose from python
Man arrested for allegedly masturbating four times on a flight from Seattle to Phoenix
Texas man wins $105,000 suing robocallers
Deceased Maryland rapper throws “The Final Show” at D.C. nightclub
Autonomous vehicle pulled over in San Francisco for driving without its lights on
Race car driver blinded in accident 10 years ago breaks blindfolded Guinness World Record by driving a customized cat at a speed of 211.043 mph