Thank you CMike, our executive producer for Episode 63! Also shoutout to Fletcher and Carolyn of Hog Story for hosting us in the smoker again last Thursday. Make sure you tune into Hog Story Mondays and Thursdays at 7 P.M. Central. And as always, the bowl might not even exist without Nodebit and VoidZero’s magic doings.
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And it’s a good thing SOMEONE out there supports us, because the Midwest power grid certainly isn’t. Rolling blackouts hit Kansas City this week and the mayor ordered the all the skyline buildings to turn off their lights at night in order to conserve energy. So things are pretty dark and cold at the moment. As if we needed another reason to go OTG.
Minneapolis hospitals treated 33 frostbite cases this past week. Other hospitals across the country probably treated folks for frostbite, but this one is newsworthy because it includes the magic number. Trippier yet, three Cubans spent 33 days stranded on an island off the coast of Florida before being rescued by the Coast Guard. Now they are with ICE. Does doubling the magic number double the magic power? Cannabics Pharmaceutials sure hopes so as their oral capsule, RCC-33, reduced tumors in mice with colorectal cancer by 33%.
Cannabis workers in California are eligible to get the vaccine before law enforcement, teachers, and emergency workers which has some people pretty upset. If you want the jab, pay attention for listicles of 33 pharmacies where its available in your neck of the woods as Nebraska sets this trend. Meanwhile, 33 people died of the coof in Georgia and also in Indiana. One of those people happened to be a 33-year-old activist for the Democrat Party.
The recession-proof industry continues to persevere asOklahoma breaks sales records with $831 million in revenue.High demand keeps flower prices high, but the market sawa rise in topical purchases for Valentine’s Day. Speaking of which, Leafly sharedfive studies about how great weed is for your sex life — especially if you’re a woman. There’s lots of weed products for your lady parts, but beware ofcotton vagina. And you thought cottonmouth was bad.
Delaware doubled its number of business licenses from three to six while a legislative committee in New Mexico hopes to see a recreational market in the near future, hopefully with a lot more licenses awarded. A three-fifths majority of the Mississippi senate approved a medical bill which will go into effect if the Supreme Court strikes down the November approved Initiative 65 as so many other states have done in the recent past. Idaho just got the green light to start collecting signatures for their 2022 medical campaign. Meanwhile, prominent cannabusiness Dixie hasn’t changed their name, but they are being sued by a Texas company for using patented technology on their website. Whoops!
A 20-foot-two-inch teddy bear made out of roses is taking a Guinness World Record to China. Meanwhile in Japan, some dude accidently ordered an $800 bottle of wine which really makes you think twice before complaining about uneventful Valentine’s Days. Proud Puffs cereal is a thing, and it’s not racist. But blue dogs in Russia? Now you’ve crossed the line. Fenix Ammunition won’t be selling their goods to Biden voters, but Gorilla Glue girl will be able to change her hairstyle. This lady turned herself into a Disney cyborg and this baby might earn a Guinness World Record for releasing an EP at the youngest age. It was recorded in utero!
This week the bowlers discuss the first time we ever realized we fucked shit up and prepare for next week’s epic tales with the FTIE drove somewhere I wasn’t supposed to alone. It’s never too early or too late to leave the bowl a voicemail or send a text: (816) 607-3663
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Reverend Cyber Trucker and thank you to our executive producer Phoenix for supporting episode 62 of Bowl After Bowl, a value for value podcast. And of course thank you nodebit for setting up the Icecast and making the show possible.
The least amount of women are currently working since 1987. That’s a 33-year low, bowlers. However 33,000 unemployment claims have been dropped. Gold might be getting no help, but these 33 dogs are.
After seeing a joke article written about travel destinations for the year 2027 when the ‘vid is gone, a news article came out from Bloomberg claiming it could take seven years for the scamdemic to end. But these claims were merely based on vaccine rates. Speaking of which, cannabiz workers in California are now eligible to get the pokes.
A South Dakota judge struck down the constitutional amendment to legalize recreational weed that 54% of voters voted for in November, ruling it violates the state’s requirement that amendments deal with one subject. Anyone else reminded of Nebraska?
Meanwhile, the governor of Wisconsin recommended legalizing weed in the annual budget. Rick Steves is now chair of the NORML board of directors and a new organization appears in the federal landscape. Congrats to Virginia where the House and Senate separately approved a pair of recreational measures this week!
A New Hampshire man used 33-cent Kool Aid packets to steal $2,300 in meat. Massachusetts grocery store chain Market Basket might face a lawsuit over their coffee ground label. There’s only 33 living Gulf of Mexico whales, so they need to make babies. An 81-person orgy was interrupted by COVID curfew. Turn those people into years, add 11 and you get the 92-year-old Guinness World Record holder for oldest water skiier. Oh, and a word to the wise: don’t leave your bowls visible in the car the next time you go squirrel hunting. A lady is stuck with her hair-do after setting it with Gorilla Glue. We learned from the chat she is suing them! There’s no better way to enjoy Bowl After Bowl than in the bowl itself with the rest of the bowlers.
Sir Spencer and Dame DuhLaurien share the first time they ever went to the casino along with a bunch of callers. If you forgot to leave a voicemail, it’s never too late to answer any of the FTIEs, past or present. Maybe even future if you’re Phoneboy. Next week we’ll be discussing the first time I ever KNEW I fucked shit up.
Thank you nodebit for making Bowl After Bowl happen and to our executive producers for this episode: GWFF KoK, Jason, Lavish, Fletcher, and The Reverend Cyber Trucker! Bowl After Bowl is a value for value podcast, meaning we are supported by the time, talent, and treasure of our listeners with no boring advertisements.
Spence brings some Lightning and Podcasting 2.0 update to bowlers after a Zoom call today with Adam Curry, Dave Jones and many of the other early developers in the Podcasting 2.0 ecosystem.
New Jersey got 33 inches of snow this past week. A 33-year-old Florida man was arrested after failing to join the Islamic State, and there has been a 33% decrease in youth suicide despite the pandemic in Johnson County, Kansas. *ding ding ding*
The magic number popped up in a bunch of Rona stories this week. A 100-year-old WWII vet who raised £33 million for NHSdied after testing positive. COVIDvariants have been found in 33 states and 33 inmates have died in Oregon from the coof. Also, the CDC suggests stomping instead of cheering for the Kansas City Chiefs this Super Bowl Sunday.
The National Labor Relations Board ruledthat weed trimmers and grow room employees can’t unionize because they qualify as agricultural laborers.Dispensarylicenses were awarded in West Virginia, but most went to out-of-state companies. New Jerseyadvanced a “cleanup” bill with revised consequences for underage possession, which has been holding up their recreational market.
A 33-year-old bat went viral and a teeny tiny reptile was discovered. Massachusetts police tell residents not to be intimidated by turkeys while 33 Antifa activists occupied a Washington hotel. Kansas ranks in thetop five most boring states as judged by boring people, and theBudweiser Clydesdales will appear in a different beer ad this Sunday. 33-year-old Blake Lively saysfashion designers couldn’t dress her after she gave birth, which doesn’t say much for their design skills, and the National Association of Insurance Commissioners’ “birthday rule” left one Kansas couple with a $270,000 bill.
We heard lots of great stories about the first time bowlers won a claw game. Next week’s FTIE is the first time I ever went to the casino. Get your voicemails in day or night: (816) 607-3663
Thanks for making this show happen as always, nodebit! And huge shoutout to our executive producers for this show, dowodenum, and the anonymous donor. Bowl After Bowl is a proud value for value podcast.
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Josh Hawley is pushing back against the seven democratic senators who asked the Ethics Commission to investigate him with a counter-complaint. His name has also been dropped on the mainstream after penning an op-ed for New York Post about standing up to censorship. Missouri senator Rick Brattin pitched a bill allowing deadly force against protestors on private property and giving immunity to people who run over demonstrators blocking traffic and senator Eric Burlison introduced the “Second Amendment Preservation Act.”
The Massachusetts Commonwealth Dispensary Association is withdrawing its weed delivery lawsuit after prominent members quit
A study found nearly half of medical cannabis users stopped using opioids for pain after a year
Delaware’s State Auditor’s report recommends legalizing weed
An Idaho senator is proposing a constitutional amendment to ban psychoactive drugs
GUTTERS AND STRIKES
A SpaceX rocket brought 133 commercial and government spacecraft into space along with 10 Starlink satellites
We talk about the first time we ever bought legal weed and hear from quite a few callers with their stories. Next week we’ll be discussing the first time I ever won a prize from a claw game.
Thank you nodebit for making Bowl After Bowl happen live! We are so grateful for our executive producers tonight: Medus, Sir SeatSitter, and Sircuss Media. Bowl After Bowl is a value for value podcast. We depend on the time, talent, and treasure of our producers, like Dame Jennifer whose siren call welcomes listeners to the bowl every episode.
An update for anyone looking to add Podcast 2.0 Lightning functionality in the long term: My advice is to get a RaspiBlitz up and running, so you own and control your own full lightning node!
The Norwegian Public Health Authority has stated there was no medically proven link established between the deaths of 33 elderly people who died after receiving their first dose of the Pfizer vaccine.
In Singapore, a 33-year-old man was arrested for allegedly breaking into his neighbor’s home and kissing a sleeping lady.
Lastly, a couple who just happened to be married for 33 years dies from COVID-19 just one day apart.
After the last show at 12:22 AM, the Supreme Court gave the go-ahead on Lisa Montgomery’s execution and she was executed at 1:31 AM. What timing!
After being labeled “essential businesses” for the past year, owners of cannabis companies are encouraging employees to get the vaccine. Some are even writing to lawmakers asking to be classified Phase 1A along with healthcare workers, which is what happened in Maryland. Activists are giving out baggies of the good-good to folks at vaccine sites in D.C. while a Michigan dispensary is giving out Pot for Shots.
Weed sales in Arkansas hit $175mil in 2020. That number could easily double in 2021. A compliance task force has been assembled in the state of Washington to help licensees follow all the burdensome rules and regulations. Researchers in Slovenia found a simpler way to measure cannabinoid and terpene content simultaneously using gas chromatography. The Federal Trade Commission is cracking down on deceptive marketing claims made by CBD companies in their Operation CBDeceit. The American Medical Association filed to overturn Mississippi’s November vote for legalization. Weed no longer violates the anti-doping rules of the UFC and Virginia could see a recreational market in 2023. More details on that in Governor Ralph Northam’s State of the State tomorrow.
Safehouse won’t be opening a safe injection site in Philadelphia after the appellate court stood with the federal government and ruled they are illegal.
Gutters and Strikes
A man attempted to rape a 33-year-oldin the Bronx and ran away when she bit his hand.
A 33-year-old rideshare driver was murderedby his passenger in Dallas.
A man spent $400 at the vet only to find out his dog was limping to imitate his owner.
A beer cave discovered in St. Louis’s Benton Park neighborhood.
A Missouri woman turned in her small scratcher earnings for more scratchers and won $1 million. Another Missouri woman was reunited with her class ring after 42 years. And Missouri police wrangled a loose ostrich.
We share stories with callers about the first time we ever called into a radio station and next week we’ll be discussing the first time I ever bought legal weed. Call or text us at (816) 607-3663 with your FTIE
Thanks nodebit for making Bowl After Bowl possible as well as executive producers Dave Jones and Adam Curry for boosting our tribe on the Sphinx Chat. We wish a very happy magic number birthday to Illuminadia and share our gratitude for Fletcher and Carolyn of Hog Story who were gracious enough to host us in the smoker once again for episode 145. Thank you, hogs! We love you. Shoutout to Darren O’Neill for organizing the epic New Year’s Eve No Agenda hangcast for all the wonderful producers out there. This community is a blessing.
SirSpencer rigged up the hood mic so everyone could hear the gunshots ringing in the new year in our neighborhood from a safe distance. This year in Kansas City, there were only 271 calls reporting gunfire and 240 recorded gunshot sounds picked up by Shot Spotter, adding up to 1,600 rounds fired in total. That’s less than last year, but the ‘rona and 2 a.m. snow probably had something to do with it.
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Julian Assange’s legal team is seeking his bail tomorrow, which just so happens to be January 6th, a day Trump tweeted “will be wild.” Meanwhile, a CBS exclusive claims the FBI and FAA are looking into threats of a plane flying into the Capitol building. Japan held a Stop the Steal rally with YUGE turnout, so we cannot wait to see the amount of pedes who show up in D.C.
We discuss the Georgia Secretary of State admitting he releasedhis phone call with Trump, Project Veritas’ drop revealing homeless voters using the same Fulton County, Georgia address, Kyle Rittenhouse pleading not guilty to his charges, the arrest and release of Enrique Tarrio for burning a stolen BLM flag, Hawley’s D.C. home being terrorized by ShutDownDC protestors. Frontline workers refusing vaccine and Lisa Montgomery is once again scheduled to be federally executed on January 12th, although her attorneys are heading for the Supreme Court.
Texas joins the ranks of states to watch for weed in 2021 with more than 20 bills pre-filed for this legislative session. California weed predictions include streamlining state oversight and legalized regional marketing, but only weed grown in the ground with native soil and sunlight. Montana adult-use legalization law took effect January 1 while New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy delays signing adult-use legalization legislation, asking lawmakers to impose civil penalties on minors in possession. And in a 2021 surprise, the DEA published its final rule to expand the number of federally approved cultivators of marijuana for research from the current grower, University of Mississippi, to between 3 and 15 more. They could even start issuing licenses this month!
We share some crazy FTIE stories about bowlers’ first time they ever ended up being a patient in the hospital and next week, we want to hear about the first time you ever got high at a concert!
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