VALUE FOR VALUE
Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 296 Producers: harvhat, Boolysteed, BearSnare, HeyCitizen, Oystein Berge, Some1Actually, Sir TJ the Wrathful, Piranesi, Boo-Bury, Tjunta
Tune in to our appearance on Battle of the Douchebags Season 2 Episode 2 with MaryKateUltra, MakeHeroism, Boo-Bury and SirSeatSitter.
Intro/Outro: Stevia Sphere – Abandoned Projects
ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
Trezor warns of unauthorized email impersonating Trezor sent via its third-party email provider (Trezor Blog)
Bitwise becomes first US spot Bitcoin ETF to disclose BTC holding addresses (Bitcoin Magazine)
Swan Bitcoin launches Swan mining out of stealth mode (Swan)
Nitter is shutting down following changes to X guest accounts (No Bullshit Bitcoin)
US files notice to sell $130M in Bitcoin linked to Silk Road agent (Blockworks)
— 2900 BTC
TOP THREE 33
Can’t-miss play: Mahomes calls game on 33-yard launch to Valdes-Scantling in final minutes (Yahoo Sports)
33 million under flood watches as South drenched with another day of heavy rain (NBC News)
Safety upgrades coming to 33 St. Louis County roads (KSDK)
Coast Guard rescues 33 people from sinking vessel off Haiti (USCG News)
Iran denies Jordan attack as Gaza massacre kills 33 (The New Arab)
Troopers find 33 pounds of meth during I-80 traffic stop near York, Nebraska (1011 NOW)
33 pounds of pot seized at Roanoke, VA airport (WDBJ7)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
Department of Justice begins issuing pardon certificates for pot possession offenses committed on federal property (Marijuana Moment)
Biden exaggerates the impact of his pot pardons, falsely claiming he “expunged” records — AGAIN! (YouTube / WLTX)
California woman who stabbed boyfriend 108 times sentenced to probation, community service (People)
Humboldt County Superior Court judge approved a settlement requiring a cannabis cultivator to pay $1.75 million for building and diverting water from illegal onstream reservoirs without first obtaining permits (CA Department of Fish and Wildlife)
5 arrested, 6 killed over marijuana dispute in Mojave Desert (Associated Press)
Central New York business files lawsuit accusing NY cannabis office of bias against white men (Syracuse)
NY leaders urge Biden Administration to accelerate federal decriminalization (FOX)
Oregon company withdraws interstate pot trade lawsuit, says ‘big things are coming very soon’ (Marijuana Moment)
Warren County, Pennsylvania district attorney files lawsuit challenging federal policy criminalizing gun possession by medical patients (Erie Times News)
West Virginia legislators send Gov. Jim Justice a bill to decriminalize drug testing kits (WV Watch)
Thailand moves to ban recreational cannabis use 18 months after historic decriminalization (CNN)
METAL MOMENT
Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us SiM’s Killing Me from the anime Attack on Titan.
FIRST TIME I EVER…
Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever rode a motorbike.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever got bonked on the head while wearing a hardhat.
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!
9 species in 33 states may soon be on endangered list: US wildlife officials (The Hill)
At least 8 cars left with flat tires because of pothole on US-33, Columbus police say (10TV)
Speeding motorcyclist video streams act, now wanted on multiple charges (AP)
Utah teen facing charges for allegedly taping fish to ATMs, police car (FOX)
Kansas couple charged with collecting man’s retirement while keeping his body in their home 6 years (AP)
Milwaukee dog disappears, located at bar having fun (FOX)
First human outfitted with Neuralink (Not the Bee)
Connecticut man arrested for digging up neighbors’ yard thinking they were pirates (Not the Bee)
Animal shelters cash in on exes for Valentine’s Day (Not the Bee)