VALUE FOR VALUE
Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 290 Producers: harvhat, Anonymous Podcast Guru User, ChadF, Bearsnare, Kyrin, ComicStripBlogger, marykateultra, Boolysteed, piranesi, HeyCitizen, Fletcher, Clip_Custodian, makeheroism, EASTSIDE TONY, NetNed, cottongin, Boo-Bury, phifer
Congratulations to Fletcher and RevCyberTrucker for winning the calendar giveaway! Here is the proof of work video.
Intro/Outro: Citizen Kannot – Hotel Lobby Christmas Tree
Check out the Homegrown Hits Christmas special featuring TWO LIT performances
ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
Alby goes invite-only to encourage self-custody (No Bullshit Bitcoin)
Here is Alby’s blog post regarding the recent change
‘In Argentina, contracts can be settled in Bitcoin’ (CoinTelegraph)
Elizabeth Warren spreads disinformation to build support for unconstitutional Bitcoin surveillance bills (No Bullshit Bitcoin)
Amboss introduces Ghost addresses (Amboss)
KC Bitcoiners January 5th coffee at Take Care
TOP THREE 33
Ten teenagers among mothers who gave birth to 33 Christmas Day babies at Limpopo (S Africa) hospital (IOL)
How feeding calves helped this 33 year old farm mom recover from a devastating brain tumor (AgWeb)
Suffolk daycare cited for 33 state violations in 6-month period (News 12)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
President Biden signs National Defense Authorization Act (DoD)
Biden issues proclamation expanding marijuana pardon initiative to cover offenses committed on federal properties (White House)
Senior advisors noted in an email the president’s pardons “delivered meaningful progress to black and Latino communities”
Mississippi State Department of Health places administrative hold on all medical pot products that went through Rapid Analytics for testing (Mississippi Free Press)
New York Gov. Kathy Hochul vetoes bill allowing pot farmers to sell products to tribal weed retailers (Newsday)
New York facing another lawsuit (Green Market Report)
Ukraine’s Parliament approves medical pot bill, sending it to President Zelensky (WJLA)
METAL MOMENT
RevCyberTrucker brings us HANABIE’s We Love Sweets.
FIRST TIME I EVER…
Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever went to an office Christmas party.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever kept a resolution.
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING.
Carolers take over KCK Walmart (KSHB 41)
Santa spotted kayaking in the Florida Keys (FOX)
Inflatable Christmas decoration chases Florida delivery driver (FOX)
Georgia man rescued after being trapped under gravel at rock quarry (11 Alive)
Arizona pastor shot in the head while preaching is out of the ICU and awake now (Not the Bee)
Toledo man attempts pun prank on Jews (WTOP)
LaGuardia Airport hides bullets in baby diaper (Associated Press)
Florida man goes fishing at Bass Pro Shop (FOX)
Man discovers 4.87-carat diamond at Arkansas state park (FOX)
Ohio McDonald’s closes after customer finds crack pipe in breakfast order (New York Post)