VALUE FOR VALUE
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Intro/Outro: Renz Wilde – Candy Cane Express
ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
Apple confirms governments spy through push notifications (Reuters)
Ledger Live harvests user information (Protos)
BTCPayServer LNBank needs updating (No BS Bitcoin)
El Salvador President Nayib Bukele steps down for re-election (Financial Times)
Tether freezes all OFAC-sanctioned wallets in proactive security measure
KC Bitcoiners beer at The Bar 6:00 PM WEDNESDAY December 13
TOP THREE 33
Man charged with sexual assault of 33 women over three nights at Melbourne nightclub (The Guardian)
Denver has spent more than $33M to support immigrants in the last year, more is needed (CBS Colorado)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
White House delays menthol cigarette ban (NPR)
Feds release more than 250 heavily-redacted documents on rescheduling recommendation (On Drugs Substack)
FBI memo says medical growers, caregivers can own guns but not patients (DOJ)
Florida recreational ballot divides pro-pot groups (FOX 4)
DEA warns Georgia pharmacies selling THC oils is unlawful (11 ALIVE)
Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker signs bill waiving transportation license fees (IL.gov)
New York Gov. Kathy Hochul vetoes bill allowing hemp seeds to be included in animal feed (NY Senate)
Oklahoma Bureau of Narcotics spokesperson Mark Woodward on Fox & Friends to discuss Chinese pot farms in the United States (Fox News YouTube)
Why Shangri-La was the only applicant for Minnehaha County, South Dakota dispensary license (KSFY)
Massive grow with booby traps discovered in Tennessee church (WSMV)
METAL MOMENT
Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Lyric Noel’s Carol of the Bells.
FIRST TIME I EVER…
Bowlers did not call in to discuss the First Time They Ever had to make that call.
Next time, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever exited a moving vehicle.
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING.
Massachusetts man’s deathbed confession rattles family (FOX)
Man accidentally stabs himself to death with knife outside birthday party (Yahoo)
South Carolina dog rescued from dryer vent (FOX)
Woman who threw food at Chipotle worker sentenced to fast food job (FOX)
Bangkok Airport busts passenger smuggling two otters, prairie dog in underwear (Simple Flying)
Bomb squad removes naval missile that homeowners used as garden decoration for over 100 years (Not the Bee)
Wisconsin woman shot in the butt by her own gun by bringing it into MRI (FDA)
Previously a Brazilian man was shot and killed this way as discussed on Bowl After Bowl Episode 224: My Wife’s Hair
Sneezes from Christmas tree lead woman to hidden possum (FOX)
No one knows who put a giant Santa inflatable in this Texas neighborhood (KETK)