This episode is dedicated to Sam Butterfield

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Bruce-O-Rama at the Uptown Theater was fuckin’ groovy!

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Intro/Outro: Infinite Cosmos – Digital Math

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TOP THREE 33

NYPD detective dies after spending 33 years in coma after shooting (People)

Cope Thunder exercise is back in Philippines after 33 years (Air and Space Forces)

At least 18 dead, 33 injured after bus plunges off cliff in Mexico (New York Post)

Kentucky mother sentenced to 33 years in prison after 2-year-old son dies from ingesting fentanyl (Link NKY)

Minnesota Senate votes 34-33 to legalize recreational cannabis (KVRR)

Rep. Nolan West goes off about marijuana legalization (FOX 9 / YouTube)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

President Biden commutes 31 sentences (White House)

US Secret Service updates employment policy to accommodate pot (SecretService.gov)

ATF updates employment policy (ATF.gov)

Trump discusses weed off script on Newsmax’s “Greg Kelly Reports” (Rebel HQ / YouTube)

California announces $20M cannabis research grant recipients (Department of Cannabis Control)

Positive marijuana test costs US long jumper national title (Associated Press)

Florida county judge denies defendant’s use of medical marijuana, suggests Xanax instead (Tampa Bay Times)

Ex-Michigan House Speaker Rick Johnson pleads guilty in public corruption scandal (Detroit Free Press)

Dispute between Minnesota hemp, marijuana advocates heads to court (Star Tribune)

Harlem (NYC) businesses sue to stop cannabis dispensary planned for 125th Street (The New York Times)

Fired NYPD officer sues, says hemp soap made him fail drug test (Patch)

Oregon Secretary of State’s office cannabis audit released amid questions about consulting job (Oregon Capital Chronicle)

Investigation on La Mota owners’ abandoned property (KOIN 6)

Two people seriously injured in Oklahoma grow house fire (News9 / YouTube)

Officers seize 72 pounds of pot from man’s suitcases at Philadelphia International Airport (ABC)

$360K worth of marijuana seized by police in Cumberland County, PA (WGAL8 / NBC)

Washington Gov. Jay Inslee touts pot pardons program in press release about deciding not to seek reelection (WA.gov)

Belizean Prime Minister John Briceno launches investigation into edibles that led to hospitalizations (Breaking Belize News)
Singapore hangs man for conspiring to traffic two pounds of pot (The NY Times)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the Rev CyberTrucker brings us PowerMan 5000’s When Worlds Collide.

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever found a prize in their cereal box.

Next week, tell us about the First Time YOU Ever told a YOUR MOM joke.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING.

German court: naked landlord doesn’t justify lower rent (AP)

Aussie tourist ‘very sorry’ for drunken, nude rampage in Indonesia (UPI)

Vampire straw gets passenger arrested at Boston airport (AP)

English pub owners say establishment is haunted (FOX) 

Woman’s ‘loud and full body orgasm’ heard during Philharmonic concert (Los Angeles Times)

Man catfishing in Missouri snags four-foot prehistoric fish instead (FOX)

West Virginia school principal unlocks dumpster, finds bear inside (UPI)

Baltimore County neighborhood stops receiving mail after dog bit mailwoman (WBAL / NBC)

Museum visitor needed snack, eats $120K piece of modern art taped to wall (New York Post)

Dutch court orders sperm donor to stop after fathering 550 kids (Not The Bee)

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Intro/Outro: Returning by Galaxy Waves

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Silk Road hacker sentenced for one year and one day in prison for wire fraud (Department of Justice)

Coinbase threatens to move its base outside US

RoninDojo v2.0.0: Switched OS from Manjaro to Debian (No Bullshit Bitcoin) 

Wavman: Open Source Music Player for Nostr (Wavlake) 

Tor to implement proof of work client puzzle to mitigate DoS attacks (GitLab) 

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TOP THREE 33

Africa needs to vaccinate 33 million children to put progress back on track (World Health Organization African Region)

Rakuten Bank jumps 33% after Japan’s largest IPO since 2018 (The Straits Times)

Nebraska passes ‘Constitutional Carry’, 33-14; can’t take effect until late summer (Star-Herald)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

ANON BOWLER suggests this test kit for your pot: Thin Layer Chromatography from THC Test Kits

4/20/23 Press Briefing by Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre (YouTube / The White House)

Dutchie admits ‘failures’ on 4/20, promises payout to pot retailers (MJ Biz Daily)  

ACLU jumps to Afroman’s defense in lawsuit over police raid (Billboard) 

NuggMD launches Too-High Hotline on 4/20 (News Direct) 

The American Pharmacists Association endorsed decriminalization of all drugs (APhA)

National Highway Traffic Safety Administration launched a new public service announcement about high driving (PR Newswire)

USDA 2022 National Hemp Report (National Agricultural Statistics Service)

Congressional committee launches investigation into FDA’s decision not to regulate CBD (House.gov)

The marijuana industry has too much pot. Could interstate trade help? (The Associated Press)

Drug Enforcement Administration Administrator Anne Milgram investigated by the DOJ for improperly awarding millions of dollars in no-bid contracts to hire past associates (The Associated Press)

Delaware Gov. John Craney is allowing legalization and regulation bills to take effect without his signature (AP)

Previously discussed on Bowl After Bowl Episode 239: Tomorrow Doing Today

Four New Jersey cops prepare lawsuit after pot firing  (Jersey City Times)

Albany lawmakers hash out ways to deal with NYC’s illegal weed shops as part of $227B state budget (New York Post)

Oklahoma Gov. Stitt signs bill requiring medical growers to hold a $50,000 bond (OKC FOX) 

Oregon approved the nation’s first psilocybin testing laboratory and facilitator licenses (OR Health Authority)

Washington Gov. Jay Inslee has a bill on his desk protecting job applicants from anti-pot discrimination during the hiring process (WA State Legislature)

West Virginia: fentanyl crisis could take deadly turn with fentanyl-laced marijuana (WVNS TV)

Family of Singaporean on death row for cannabis pleads for clemency (Bangkok Post)
Singapore executed a man for pot last summer as discussed on Bowl After Bowl Episode 181: Attorney Guy

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the Rev CyberTrucker brings us Tardigrade Inferno’s cover of We Are Number One from Lazy Town.

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time I Ever found a used condom.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever found a prize in a cereal box.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING.

Iowan man’s wish puts 33 strangers through college (KCCI)

New Cumberland Borough (PA) Police Department offers Doritos to check product on 4/20 (Crime Watch PA)

Lucas County Sheriff’s Office makes 4/20 post (NBC 4)
Man crashes truck trying to light marijuana on ‘weed day’ (FOX)

Washington middle school blasted for licking game (FOX)

Poodle revived with Narcan after overdose (FOX)

Virginia retiree adopts 40-pound cat (FOX)

Children’s cat-killing contest in New Zealand scrapped after backlash (New Zealand Herald)

Texas cattle found with tongues cut out (FOX) 

Dog poop being tossed over balconies at Maryland apartment complex (FOX) 

Blackpool Zoo (England) seeking seagull deterrent

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Intro/Outro: eLKay Mix – Driving in the Storm 

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TOP THREE 33

33 people buried after attack in Kaduna (Premium Times Nigeria)

China’s modified no-fly zone to affect 33 flights (Focus Taiwan)

Trump widens lead over DeSantis to 33 points in new survey (The Hill)

 

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Smoakland decides against crypto loophole for pot credit card sales (Tech Crunch)
Previously discussed on Bowl After Bowl Episode 236: Quail Direct

Weed ads welcome at Twitter (Benzinga)

Trump suggests “genetically engineered” pot is causing mass shootings (3:40:17 / YouTube) 

Cory Booker calls marijuana a “dangerous drug” (52:00/ YouTube)

DEA proposes new rule on cannabimimetic agents (Federal Register)

National Institute on Drug Abuse seeks public comments on free market drugs (National Institute of Health)

Scientists evaluate potential human cannabinol exposure from consuming meat if cattle is fed hempseed cake (US Department of Agriculture)

Plaintiffs in the case challenging the federal government’s ban on gun rights for medical patients filed a new brief (Document Cloud)
Originally discussed on Bowl After Bowl Episode 155: Tow Cologne

Arizona Gov. Katie Hobbs signs bill clarifying pot revenue allocations (Fronteras Desk)

Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders signs bill to restrict delta-8 THC products (KNWA FOX 24)

Study of legal Colorado pot found majority had lower THC than labeled (PLOS ONE)

Delaware Gov. John Carney faces deadline to act on legalization and regulation bills (Delaware House Democrats)

Illinois Department of Public Health employees maintained a document making fun of medical cannabis patient photos, audit reveals (Chicago Tribune)

New Jersey cannabis panel denies Curaleaf license then reverses course (New Jersey Monitor)

Over 750 pounds of pot discovered inside tractor trailer (Erie News Now)

Five children taken from family in Tennessee returned home (Tennessee Lookout)

Bell County, Texas suing Killeen over decriminalization ordinance (KXXV)

Virginia Gov. Glenn Youngkin signs hemp product restriction bill (The Virginian-Pilot)

Washington Gov. Jay Inslee has a bill on his desk to allow interstate pot commerce (Washington State Legislature) 

Inslee also has a bill to create a therapeutic psilocybin program on his desk (WA State Legislature)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Body Count’s Institutionalized cover.

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever got a tattoo. 

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever found a used condom.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING

iPhone survives 33 days underwater off Hawaii beach (KRON4) 

Toddler crawls through White House fence (Associated Press)

Puppy arrives home after Alaskan sea-ice odyssey (Anchorage Daily News)

Philadelphia truck break-in ends in parking lot dime heist (AP)

Meteorites hit Maine, museum offers $25K reward (AP)

Maine lobsterman catches live military rocket, runs errands with it bouncing in back of truck (Daily Mail)

Missouri bald eagle now caring for eaglet (FOX)
Previously discussed on Bowl After Bowl Episode 236: Quail Direct

Oregon man throws thousands of dollars on I-5 freeway (KEZI / ABC)

Florida girl, 12, took dad’s car and drove 400 miles with friend to possibly meet boy in Alabama (FOX)

Spanish athlete emerges after 500 days alone in underground cave (Reuters)

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Thank you to M. Andrew Jones for joining us in the Bowl for his first Bowls With Buds!

Intro/Outro: Severance – Karl Casey at White Bat Audio

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TOP THREE 33

Trump Truth.Social post vs. 34 in the headlines (CBS) 

India’s power output grows at fastest pace in 33 years, fueled by coal (Reuters)

Man eating only McDonald’s for 100 days says he’s lost 33 pounds so far (TODAY)

33-year-old woman whose body was found in Winnipeg landfill climbed into bin before it was taken to dump (CBC News)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Another federal court rules banning pot consumers from possessing guns is unconstitutional (Marijuana Moment)

US Sentencing Commission approves amendment to treat prior pot possession offenses more leniently (Marijuana Moment)

DEA moves to temporarily place six synthetic cannabinoids in Schedule 1 (Federal Register)
Washington, D.C. institutes a medical pot sales tax holiday from April 15-24 — again! (WUSA9)

Phoenix, Arizona officials inspecting pot facilities amid complaints over strong smell (Fox10 Phoenix)

Green Thumb deal to sell medical marijuana at Florida gas stations on hold amid litigation (MJ Biz Daily)

Pot doctor sues Florida after being cleared in undercover investigation (Tallahassee Democrat)

Former Michigan marijuana board head, speaker charged with bribery (ABC 13)
Previously discussed on Bowl After Bowl Episode 223: Sorry, Wrong Spell

Kansas City mayor “thanks y’all for the weed tax money” (The Center Square)

Legalization forces police departments to re-evaluate K9 programs (KMOV4)

Missouri on track to break sales record, hitting $1 billion (KSDK)

Hoboken, New Jersey City Council asks state to ban Delta-8 THC (TAPinto)

New Mexico Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham signs bill creating expungement process (NMLegis.gov) 

Years-long federal investigation leads to black market marijuana bust in Oklahoma (KOCO)

South Carolina judge rejects State Law Enforcement Division’s request to reconsider a civil penalty she applied in a lawsuit over the destruction of a hemp crop (The Post and Courier)
Previously discussed on Bowl After Bowl Episode 229: Wake Up and Like Cock

Girlfriend smuggles vape cartridges into Wisconsin Community Reintegration Center (FOX 6 Milwaukee) 

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the Rev CyberTrucker brings us Iced Earth’s cover of Highway to Hell.

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever had something in their butt.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever got a tattoo.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING.

78-year-old bank heist suspect: ‘I didn’t mean to scare you’ (Associated Press)

Man in China jailed for scaring neighbor’s 1,100 chickens to death amid feud (FOX)

Mississippi woman charged with having sex with dog says she was ‘forced’(Leader Call) 

Man playing Pokemon GO finds stolen Dairy Queen giant spoon (FOX)

Pennsylvania man strips naked after leading chase with stolen school bus (FOX)

Groom killed after bride’s ex-lover gifted sound system rigged with explosives (VICE)

New species of poisonous birds discovered in New Guinea jungle by Danish researchers (FOX)

Wildlife officials stumped as mysterious animal caught on Texas trail camera (FOX)

Michigan family welcomes first girl born in more than 130 years (FOX)

New York museum building world’s largest Donkey Kong arcade machine (UPI)

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Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 236 Producers: Kevin S, harvhat, Dame TrailChicken, NetNed, Lavish, SeeDubs, dag,  HeyCitizen, Boolysteed, Boo-Bury, Phifer, Fletcher

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Intro/Outro: Mike Chino – Dream Chaser

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Voltage

BlueWallet sunsets their custodial lightning wallet service

Ring of Fire #14 Complete

Paxful returns 9 BTC in lost Celsius funds (Bitcoin Magazine) 

RESTRICT Act (Coin Center)

US Government seized Bitcoin sales tracker

RoboSats breaks its record

TOP THREE 33

At least 33 dead, dozens more injured as tornadoes hit Midwest, South and Northeast (CBS News)

33 people cited during homeless camp cleanup (FOX Colorado Springs)

Authorities are investigating 33 swimmers for allegedly harassing dolphins in Hawaii (NPR)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Smoakland is testing a loophole to sell cannabis by credit card (Tech Crunch)

FDA approves first over-the-counter Naloxone nasal spray (FDA.gov)

Previously discussed the fast tracking on Bowl After Bowl Episode 215: Funny Little Smurf

NBA will no longer penalize marijuana use, report says (Forbes)

San Jose police union executive charged with attempted illegal importation of fentanyl analogue (US Attorney’s Office)

Idaho Department of Health and Wellness is being sued over its policy of placing pregnant women who test positive for THC on the Child Protection Central Registry (Law360 w/paywall)

Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear signs medical legalization bill into law (Courier-Journal) 

Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear signs bill decriminalizing fentanyl test strips (Kentucky Lantern)

Missourians vote on additional pot tax today (STL Today)

New York awards 99 additional dispensary licenses (NY.gov)

New York Office of Cannabis Management releases legal weed navigating video (YouTube)

Pennsylvania lawmakers takes drug test to prove DUI laws unfair (6 ABC)

Texas man bragged about stealing from cartel, now he’s missing (Fort Worth Star-Telegram)

Governor Spencer Cox signs bill creating Center for Medicinal Cannabis Research within the University of Utah (NORML)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the Rev CyberTrucker brings us Machine Head’s Message in a Bottle cover.

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever sat on a heated seat.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever had something in my butt.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING.

Wild turkeys attacking Cambridge, MA residents (Fox)

Texas man claims little boy’s ghost pushed shopping cart into his car (Fox)

Employee fired, arrested for allegedly urinating twice in city’s water supply (Fox)

Florida man always smells like alcohol (TODAY)

Missouri eagle incubating rock (Fox)

Repossessed car slams into Roswell home (Fox)

Oregon man chases pedestrians with forklift (Fox)

Ramen shop owner bans smartphones (CNN)

San Francisco time capsule opened (SF Gate)

Dad accidentally orders 60 pairs of reading glasses because he couldn’t quite see the website (Not the Bee)

See you back in the Bowl Friday with an M. Andrew Jones Bowls With Buds!

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Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 234 Producers: harvhat, Boo-Bury, Fletcher, TrailChicken, seedubs, HeyCitizen, Dirty Jersey Whore, Boolysteed

Shoutout to makeheroism and marykateultra for the goodies.

Tune in FRIDAY at 9 PM Central when Tjunta and Mouseybear are BACK in the Bowl for another Bowls With Buds!

Intro/Outro: Sugar – Vibe Tracks

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

How Africans are Using Bitcoin Without Internet Access (Forbes) 

Bitcoin Product Community

Economic Report (White House) 

Von Wong’s Skull of Satoshi

Ring of Fire #14

TOP THREE 33

33 charged in massive investigation into drugs, violence in Baltimore (WBAL-TV 11)

Man accused of stabbing victim 33 times on Las Vegas bus (KIRO 7)

Public assistance fraud charges filed against 33 people in Pennsylvania (WGAL)

A large US Navy research vessel that once belonged to late Microsoft billionaire Paul Allen tipped over – injuring 33 people – and is stuck at a 45 degree angle (Yahoo) 

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Afroman being sued by sheriffs who raided his home (TMZ) 
You can read the complaint for damages and injunctive relief here and watch the full Afroman VladTV interview here (YouTube)

Xavier Becerra has no updates on pot scheduling (KDKA / CBS) 

D.C. expands medical program (Marijuana Moment)

California legislature’s Joint Legislative Audit Committee investigates licensing corruption (LA Times)

Colorado Gov. Jared Polis signs bill allowing state licensng authority to embargo and destroy pot (Leg.Colorado.gov) 

Tallahassee, Florida mayor and city commission clash over police department’s decision not to fire officer who tested positive for methamphetamines (CityandStateFL.com) 

Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear signs bill regulating delta-8 (Courier-Journal)

Metrc expands track-and-trace government contract with Maryland (Globe Newswire)

Massachusetts regulators putting out ‘a series of fires’ after data breach (WGBH)

MCR Labs sends three-page letter to MA Cannabis Commissioners regarding unannounced inspection last Tuesday (@GrantSmithEllis / Twitter)

You can check out all of Grant Ellis Smith’s work on his Patreon

MI Attorney General issues 12 warrants for dispensary break-ins (Michigan.gov)

St. Louis County Council considers revising its “Clean Air Code” to prevent people from smoking pot in parks (Fox 2 Now)

North Dakota Gov. Doug Burgum signed a bill into law allowing people receiving hospice care to self-certify as medical patients to expedite their access to relief (NDLegis.gov)

Oregon cannabiz challenges state’s ban on interstate commerce, asks federal judge to let it be heard after state files motion to dismiss (Marijuana Moment)

South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem vetoes bill allowing hemp products to have up to 5% THC (news.sd.gov)

Kids taken from black family in Tennessee to remain in state custody (Tennessee Lookout)

Noem signs bill adding debilitating conditions  to medical qualifiers while prohibiting pregnant and breastfeeding women from getting recommendations, restricting doctors’ financial relationships with cannabiz (Mylrc.sdlegislature.gov)

METAL MOMENT

The Rev CyberTrucker brings us Me First and the Gimme Gimmes’ Somewhere Over the Rainbow cover.

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever planted something.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever sat on a heated seat.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING.

Greenland to stay in daylight saving time forever (Associated Press)

Florida principal resigns after students shown David (USA Today) 

Two escape jail, go to IHOP where patrons report them (AP)

Man found living in Washington homeowner’s attic after residents smelled cigarette smoke (Fox) 

5 boys rescued from NYC tunnel (AP)

Massachusetts man gets 4.5 year sentence for role in $8 million online romance scam (AP)

Owl stuck in Ohio chimney sets off carbon monoxide alarm (Fox) 

Colorado fishermen ordered to pay $1,100 each after catching 463 pounds of Michigan fish (Fox)

NY man calling himself ‘Baby Danielle’ breaks into daycare, leaves staff bizarre notes about diapers (Fox)

Florida threesome turns violent after woman mocks couple’s genitals (The Smoking Gun)

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Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 233 Producers: harvhat, makeheroism, N4VX, Sharky, SircussMedia, Boolysteed, cbrooklyn112, Lavish, Phifer, HeyCitizen, Seedubs, Dirty_Jersey_Whore, Boo-Bury

Listen to our LIT late night Bowls With Buds with iso-loving Cottongin!

Check out FloydianSlip’s Podcasting 4 Value Episode 30: NOSTR Your Average Podcast featuring an intro from Able and The Wolf’s Stay Awhile. 

Intro/Outro: Punch Deck – VHS Heroes

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Kevin O’Leary on Fox Business (Twitter) 

Balaji bet (Twitter) 

Ring of Fire #14 Update

mempool / Clark Moody Dashboard / whatthefee.io 

TOP THREE 33

First Republic shares slid almost 33% after deposit infusion, dragging down other regional banks (CNBC)

Nor’Easter pounds Massachusetts, dumps 33 inches of snow in spots (Boston Herald)

33 alleged gang members facing charges including murder in Queens (ABC 7 NY)

Bradford County (FL) Sheriff’s deputies charge 33 people in drug bust (WCJB / ABC)

Out of the Massachusetts Legislature’s 33 joint committees, not one filed its rules on time (WBUR)

Mobile sports bets booming – wagers now open in 33 states (Northern Nevada Business Weekly)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

White House announces over $275 million for law enforcement officials working to disrupt drug trafficking and dismantle illicit finance operations (WH.gov)

The President’s Fiscal Year 2024 Budget with Treasury Secretary Janet L. Yellen (United States Senate Committee on Finance) 

Senate Session 61 on March 14, 2023 (Congress.gov)
…clickable link here

US Department of Justice files brief in lawsuit over government ban preventing medical patients from owning firearms

Arkansas Supreme Court upholds regulators’ decision to grant additional cultivation licenses (Arkansas Times) 

Massachusetts Cannabis Control Commission releases agent data by accident in public records request (Mass Cannabis Control)

Louisiana judge blocks regulators from taking hemp products off store shelves (The Advocate)
Previously discussed on Bowl After Bowl Episode 231: I Like the Pole

New York pot regulators sued by the big players (Syracuse)

NYC sheriff deputies’ union questions legality of their pot shop busts (The City)

Black family fights to get their kids back from Tennessee Department of Children’s Services (Tennessee Lookout)

San Marcos, Texas police refuse to institute policy change following decriminalization (KUT 90.5)

Virginia Appeals Court rules pot odor not probable cause to search parked car (Virginia Lawyers Weekly)

UN’s International Narcotics Control Board suggests US federal government force states to repeal legalization to maintain compliance with global drug treaties (UNIS)

Taliban bans cultivation of hemp and pot in Afghanistan (TRT World)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Butcher Babies’ Beaver Cage.

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever got spanked.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever planted something.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING.

Mountain lion claws man in Colorado hot tub (Associated Press) 

Florida man charged after allegedly slapping woman’s face with pizza slice (Fox)

Cemetery staff take out personal ad for goose whose mate died (CBS News)

Firefighters rescue man pinned underneath 2,000-pound safe (Fox)

North Carolina man started by 8-foot-long alligator hiding in attic during home inspection (Fox) 

Woman reunited with camera, photos she lost 13 years ago in river (Fox)

Dead cat left in New Jersey resident’s mailbox, prompting police investigation (Fox)

Mystery of pink wastewater in Idaho Springs solved: 20 gallons of concentrated pink dye is the culprit (CBS Colorado)

Los Angeles residents getting mystery Uber Eats deliveries (KTLA 5)

Family on Florida vacation reels in great white shark (WSVN) 

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Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 231 Producers: CMike, NA Millennial, harvhat, cbrooklyn112, Boo-Bury, Seedubs, Phifer, coinrunner7, cottongin, Boolysteed, Pheonix, makeherosim, HeyCitizen, Dirty Jersey Whore, Lavish, NetNed

INTRO/OUTRO: Lensko – Circles

Check out Sunday’s Bowls With Buds featuring Ben Owens!

Tune in THIS SUNDAY March 19, 2023 at 9 PM CDT for a Cottongin Bowls With Buds!

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

California financial regulator takes possession of Silicon Valley Bank (DFPI.ca.gov)

Joint Statement by the Department of the Treasury, Federal Reserve, and FDIC

KC Bitcoiners’ Bitcoin & Coffee THIS FRDIAY March 17, 2023

TOP THREE 33

Patient had to wait 33 hours for a hospital bed in Hull, figures show (Hull Daily Mail)

‘Imported food to SUVs’: Pakistan government imposes 25% sales tax on 33 items (Mint)

33 Senate Democrats join Republicans to block DC crime bill (The Hill)

Drugs burnt to ashes by Narcotics Control Bureau of India (MIRROR NOW / YouTube)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

President Joe Biden’s Fiscal Year 2024 budget request proposes banning Washington, D.C. from allowing pot sales (NPR)

Justice Department backs proposal to update pot possession guidelines at US Sentencing Commission hearing (United States Sentencing Commission)

Cory Booker probes Merrick Garland on pot policy (Forbes / YouTube)

US Department of Health and Human Services head Xavier Becerra sent response letter to bipartisan members of the Congressional Cannabis Caucus (Marijuana Moment)

NORML Executive Director Erik Altieri stepping down

Church of Cannabis accuses Denver of infringing on their First Amendment rights (Daily Mail) 

A ‘shell’ bill to regulate Delta-8 THC rushes through Kentucky House (Kentucky Lantern)

Louisiana’s largest CBD manufacturer sues state to keep products on shelf (The Advertiser)

Missouri courts concerned they won’t meet expungement processing deadlines without lawmakers providing more funding (Missouri Independent)

Watchdog not giving St. Louis County Council free pass on weed tax proposal (STL Today)

North Dakotans with priors receive postcard to apply for Illinois dispensary license (The Forum)

Oklahoma Governor Kevin Stitt Weekly Press Conference 3/10/23 (YouTube)

South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem signs two pot bills into law (SD.gov)

Texas Agriculture Commissioner Sid Miller appeared on the Lonestar Collective podcast Episode 77 (TX Canna Co)

Bolivia seeks UN to end global coca leaf ban (Jornada) 

METAL MOMENT

The Rev CyberTrucker brings us Emil & Dariel’s Chop Suey (System of a Down) cover.

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FIRST TIME I EVER…

This week, Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever went through DARE.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever got spanked.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING.

Motorist caught 33 times without insurance appeals sentence after committing same offense (Irish Examiner)

‘Cocaine cat’ escaped owner, will now live in Cincinnati Zoo (Associated Press)

82-year-old charged with sale of fake Michael Jordan rookie cards (Insider)

Trucker records creepy ghost-like figure on Arizona highway while driving alone (Fox) 

Kansas boy finds rare pink grasshopper in yard (Fox)

Man catches carp in flooded Watsonville, CA road (Fox)

Spanish judge orders man to pay ex-wife $215k for 25 years of housework (Fox)

Utah bank robber steals $1, demands to go to federal prison (Fox)

Missing Illinois man found 8 months later, dead in closet with Christmas decorations (Fox)

People upset over Florida beach nudists (Fox) 

JOIN US SUNDAY FOR A COTTONGIN BOWLS WITH BUDS!

 

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 229 producers: HeyCitizen, Phifer, makeheroism, Boolysteed, harvhat, Kevin S, NetNed, TrailChicken, cottongin, Kyrin, Boo-Bury, cbrooklyn112, SeeDubs

Thank you SirSeatSitter for having us back on ABS ‘N A 6-Pack for Dreams III!

Shoutout to Boo-Bury for hopping back in the Bowl with us for Bowls With Buds!

Join us SUNDAY for another Bowls With Buds featuring pot writer and GrowHort founder Ben Owens.

Intro/Outro: HurricaneTurtle – Offworld

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

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The Nigerian Election and Naira Crisis are Fueling Bitcoin Adoption (Forbes)

Federal Reserve’s Powell: We don’t want to strangle crypto innovation, but sector is a mess (CoinDesk)

TOP THREE 33

33 Iditarod sled dog race mushers to trek across Alaska (NPR) 

Emergency SNAP Update: 33 states extending additional food stamps money for final time in February (Yahoo)

Will you have more money this year? Less than 33% in US say yes (Bloomberg)

Biden-Harris administration announces 33rd security assistance package for Ukraine (Not the Bee) 

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Travis Kelce Saturday Night Live appearance (YouTube)

House Judiciary Subcommittee on Crime and Federal Government Surveillance

Justice Department announces application form for pot pardon certificates (DOJ)

Department of Justice appeals Oklahoma federal judge’s ruling that federal law preventing pot users from owning guns is unconstitutional
Previously discussed on Bowl After Bowl Episode 223: Sorry, Wrong Spell

Arizona dispensaries are working with poison control to keep edibles away from kids (KJZZ)

Arkansas launches fear propaganda against delta-8 THC (Fox 16)

Patient sues Arkansas medical marijuana growers, lab over alleged THC inflation (Arkansas Advocate)

US Bankruptcy Court for the District of Massachusetts rules cannabiz employees are not protected by federal bankruptcy laws (Business West)

Missouri appeals court orders state to issue medical marijuana growing license (Missouri Independent)

Oklahomans are voting to legalize pot today (KOCO / ABC)

Montgomery County, Pennsylvania’s district attorney released an update on the “fentanyl-laced” edibles

South Carolina fines head of state law enforcement division for discovery abuses on hemp farm raid (Queen City News)

Wyoming initiatives fail to meet requirements for the 2024 ballot (Marijuana Moment)

Canadian officials sent an alert about edibles with more than the allowable THC (Recalls-Rappels)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the Rev CyberTrucker brings us Dope’s “Take Your Best Shot.”

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time They Ever choked on something.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever went through DARE.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING.

At Key West’s Annual Conch Shell Blowing Contest, the winners really blow (Associated Press)

Florida man finds 214-year-old clam (Insider)

Naked woman shot after attacking homeowner with frying pan (Fox)

Japan just found 7,000 islands it didn’t know it had (CNN)

Mum who was told 1lb 11oz baby ‘would not survive’ says he is thriving (Wales Online)

Giant flying bug found on side of Arkansas Walmart turns out to be ‘super-rare’ Jurassic-era insect (USA Today)

Married Wisconsin couple celebrates 27th year since meeting in McDonald’s line (WBRC)

Lost cockatiel found perched on Ferris wheel 100 feet in the air (UPI)

Arizona grandmother’s M&M casket goes viral (Fox)

Why men should masturbate 21 times a month, according to science (LADBible)