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Ungovernable Misfits Confab with Sir Spencer

Why Value4Value in bitcoin is a scam (Substack)

Devs / Wolfwalkers / The Rehearsal / Hunting for Bambi

Battle of the Fictional Douchebags March 2nd

Intro/Outro: Jahzzar – Deja Vu

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever made a Valentine box.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever got a tattoo.

TOP THREE 33

Lee Canyon reports 33 inches of snow as storm moves through southern Nevada (8 News)

Joann to close over 500 stores nationally, 33 in Ohio (Cleveland)
JoAnn Fabrics closes 33 Michigan stores amid bankruptcy (Midland Daily News)
Beloved crafts retailer to close 33 stores in Pennsylvania (PennLive)

Ukraine destroys 33 Russian drones during overnight strike (MTV)

33 avian flu outbreaks lead to 1.8 million farmed birds culled (BBC)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

33-year-old woman arrested in ‘major cocaine trafficking’ investigation in Kentucky (WLKY)

33-year-old Alabama woman charged for fentanyl overdose death (Wear TV)
US releases BTC-e co-founder Alexander Vinnik for teacher Marc Fogel (The Guardian)
Colorado Springs officials sought emergency court stay to keep repeal measure on April ballot (The Gazette) but courts invalidated the repeal attempt (The Denver Post)
Missouri NORML argues state has far more marijuana records to expunge than officials suggested (Columbia Missourian)

Presumed West Virginia man arrested in Russia for cannabis gummies at airport, faces serious drug charges (WTRF)

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Small form factor PCs like Lenovo ThinkCentre M73 and Dell Optiplex 7040 recommended

Adam Simecka’s reaction to Dave Portnoy tweet

LND update (GitHub) 

CPB broadens crackdown on Asian ASICs (Blockspace) 

Fountain app v1.1.16: Nostr live streams & storage manager

Bitcoin is Data

KC Bitcoiners’ Meetups:
Thursday at The Bar in Mission, KS with 
Saturday at RJ’s BBQ at 2:00 to 5:00 pm 

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Ryan Upchurch covering Rooster by Alice in Chains.

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33% of shark attacks involved surfers in 2024 (Surfer Magazine)
Man, 33, hospitalized with ‘extreme injuries’ from frostbite after fleeing from police (CBC) 
NJ man, 33, killed after getting out of moving SUV on Parkway (NJ101.5)
Canadian woman tries to take selfie with shark, gets both hands bitten off (Not the Bee)
Venomous snake found in New Hampshire Market Basket bananas (WMUR)

104-year-old celebrates birthday bucket list wish by spending night in jail (KALB)
‘Cake bandit’ opposum hospitalized after eating entire Costco chocolate cake (CNN)
Michigan judge sentences Walmart shoplifters to wash cars in the parking lot (The Associated Press)
Woman makes AI voice clone say “arse,” gets banned (MIT Review)
VFW temporarily closes Excelsior Springs location after car crashes through roof (KCTV 5)

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ChadF says follow econoalchemist and Rod of Pod256 

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Intro/Outro: Karl Casey (White Bat Audio) – Lost In Space

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time They Ever got waxed.
Next week, tell us about the First Time YOU Ever made a Valentine box.

TOP THREE 33

Tesla sees January sales drop 33% as China’s NEV market slows (Yahoo Finance)
Aflac blames technical difficulties for a 33% drop in U.S. dental sales (BenefitsPro)
33 Gujarati immigrants, deported from US, land in Ahmedabad (Times of India)
Bangladesh detains 33 Rohinga (Myanmar) for illegal border crossing (Anadolu Ajansi)
Super Bowl weekend fatalities have risen 33% in US since 2019 (KXAN Austin)
Ukrainian forces repel 33 Russian attacks in Pokrovsk sector (Espreso.tv) 
Elizabeth line crime soars 33% as Gaza war sparks rise in ‘hate’ on London Tube, bus network (The Standard)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Russia releases Marc Fogel (The Associated Press)
First discussed on Bowl After Bowl Episode 180
US Court of Appeals for the Eighth Circuit rules federal prohibition on gun possession by ALL people who use marijuana is unconstitutional (US Courts)
Colorado Springs will NOT vote on marijuana sales this April (KKTV)
South Dakota state authorities warn of laced marijuana (KELOLAND News / YouTube)
Tennessee judge extends temporary injunction pausing rules to ban hemp products until at least June (Tennessee Lookout)
Lockhart, Texas City Council votes not to implement voter-approved decriminalization law (KVUE / YouTube)

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UK demands Apple create backdoor (The Washington Post) 

19 states pushing for state Bitcoin reserve (Coindesk)

Trump Media registers trademarks for Truth.Fi investment vehicles (GlobeNewswire)

bitcoinlaws.io

Strategy resumes Bitcoin purchases (Yahoo Finance) 

Fountain errors on big boosts? 

KC Bitcoiners meetups:
Thursday February 20th at 6:30 pm at The Bar with Prasad Saraph, PB Jam
Saturday February 22 at RJ’s Bob-Be-Que Shack with SeedSigner

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Pantera’s Walk.

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Spencer man sentenced after authorities found 33 pounds of methamphetamine for distribution (SiouxlandProud)

National Zoo mourns death of 33-year-old gray seal Gunther (WTOP)

33 fire departments fight large Darke County chicken farm fire (Dayton Daily News)

US woman, 33, ghosted by teen boyfriend in Pakistan camps outside his house (NDTV World)

Kimball man who ate ex-wife’s cat, found guilty of animal cruelty (News Channel Nebraska)*SirOMA

Judge in Netherlands prohibits province from paintballing on wolf (Omroep)

The heist of 100,000 eggs in Pennsylvania becomes a whodunit police have yet to crack (AP)
FIrecracker explodes in woman’s mouth in China after mistaking it for candy (Says)

Garbage truck explosion ‘close call’ for Ohio sanitaton workers (WSYX / YouTube)

Michigan priest accused of grabbing teen’s hair, attempting to floss teeth with it (FOX / YouTube)

Long lost silent film about Lincoln found after 100+ years (FOX / YouTube)

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Ungovernable Misfits

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Intro/Outro: Sleeper – L337

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever bought a vinyl record.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever got waxed.

TOP THREE 33

DCA’S runway 33 shut down until February 7 following deadly plane crash: FAA (WJLA)
Portland police arrest 33 in human trafficking crackdown (KATU)
NEPA travel agent charged with defrauding customers out of vacations in 4 counties (Reading Eagle)
Asyad Shipping expands with addition of 33 new vessels (The Maritime Executive)

Louisville distillery’s bottling operation shutting down by April 2025, affecting 33 employees (WDRB)

Hospice considers cutting 33 jobs amid the ‘worst financial crisis’ in its history (ThirdSector)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Protect the Public’s Trust files FOIA against US DHHS for allegedly refusing to turn over marijuana rescheduling records (Marijuana Moment)
Former DEA task force officer sentenced to 17 years in federal prison
(Justice.gov)
Federal court jury rules Curaleaf owes $32 million to Michigan’s Hello Farms over alleged breached purchase agreement (Crain’s Detroit Business)

The US Homeland Security Department, Customs and Border Protection are being sued for allegedly unlawfully detaining the CEO of a Canadian cannabis agricultural equipment company (Law360)
California Gov. Gavin Newsom issues executive order extending the due date for cannabis business licensing, renewal fees due to fires (Cannabis.CA.gov)

Residents sue Colorado Springs over recreational marijuana law repeal vote (Colorado Newsline)
DuPage County, Illinois state attorney dismisses charges affected by incorrect detection, quantification of THC testing (DuPageCounty.gov)
Annapolis, Maryland City Council votes to end marijuana drug testing for most public employees (NORML)

Major Massachusetts cannabis lab sues competitors, claiming testing fraud (The Boston Globe)
Missouri courts near the end of marijuana expungement review (Missouri Independent)
Bastrop, Texas City Council voted not to implement a voter-approved local marijuana decriminalization law (Statesman)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Postmodern Jukebox Power of Love.

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Lenovo ThinkCentre M73 and Dell Optiplex 7040

The First-Ever Bitcoin telehash fundraiser actually found a block (The Miner Mag)

Tether, Lightning Labs announces USDT on Lightning Network (Forbes)

The Bitcoin Scammer Uncensored with Junseth (SoundCloud)

Coinbase users lose over $300M per year to social engineering scams (CoinDesk)

Trump orders creation of US sovereign wealth fund, says it could own part of TikTok (The Associated Press)

Bitcoin plunges below $100,000 amid tariff worries, XRP falls 33% (Yahoo Finance)

KC Bitcoiners’ Meetups:
Beers with Bitcoiners at The Bar in Mission THURSDAY @ 6:30pm
Bowling SATURDAY February 8th at Ward Parkway Lanes @ 6:30pm

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING

CHIEFS BE TROLLING 3:33
Endangered male frogs ‘give birth’ to 33 froglets after 7,000-mile journey (FOX)
Blue Man Group ends 33-year off-Broadway run in New York City (CBS)
State awards $33 million to strengthen Ohio film industry (Hometown Stations)
Man, 33, accused of ‘predatory’ behavior in Cork city (Echo LIVE)
Oklahoma woman to request sentence commutation after 33 years behind bars (News 9)
Forever chemicals found in most tap water increase cancer risk by up to 33% (Earth)
Unadilla Billie predicts early spring, hours after Sen. Ricketts crowns new Groundhog’s Day royalty (1011 Now)
Pennsylvania flood museum closed due to flooding (Not the Bee)
Long-lost van Gogh painting sold at Minnesota garage sale for $50 (FOX)

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Mike Epting of $2 Holla and Ledbetter fame was on Homegrown Hits Episode 69

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Intro/Outro: Wayfinder – Jaxius

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time They Ever made love in the woods. 

Next week, tell us about the First Time YOU Ever bought a vinyl record.

TOP THREE 33

Middle East live updates: 8 dead hostages among 33 being released, Israel says (ABC News)

ERO Newark arrests 33 criminal noncitizens in week-long surge operation (ICE.gov)

Calls to LGBTQ youth crisis hotline rose 33% on Inauguration Day (The Hill)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Kansas senator holds one-sided hearing to urge compliance with Trump immigration efforts (Kansas Reflector)

Maine lawmakers criticize state official for withholding annual cannabis report (Portland Press Herald)

Deputy Finance Director admits to withholding data from Maine Lawmakers (Maine Wire)
Explosion at Maryland PharmaCann facility injures 2 (The Associated Press)
Missouri cannabis trade group offers compromise in fight over regulating intoxicating hemp (Missouri Independent)

British Columbia, Canada legalization activist fighting province over seized cash (Global News)

METAL MOMENT

DuhLaurien plays 1point3’s Impossible Dream.

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US District Court officially reverses sanctions on Tornado Cash Mixer (ABA Banking Journal)

Ledger co-founder and his wife freed after ransom kidnapping (Reuters)

Breez raises $5M to bring Bitcoin payments to every app (Medium)

Executive Order: Strengthening American leadership in digital financial technology (WhiteHouse.gov)

US SEC withdraws controversial accounting guidance SAB 121(No BS Bitcoin)

US federal court rules backdoor searches of FISA Section 702 unconstitutional (The Verge)

DARPA to launch pre-crime AML Program (The Rage) 

AlbyHub update 1.13.0 official release (GitHub)

KC Bitcoiners Bowling February 8th at 6:30 pm at Ward Parkway Lanes

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

San Francisco installing 33 speed cameras in effort to get drivers to slow down (NBC Bay Area)

Florida apartment maintenance worker arrested after allegedly stealing, selling 33 jewelry pieces (FOX 35 Orlando)
Bengaluru man, 33, dies after participating in clinical trial, family blames side effects (Hindustan Times)
NFL teams scout giant 33-pound baby after mom’s video goes viral (Yahoo)

CenturyLink cancels 33 appointments to fix Lake Tapps couple’s landline with no explanation (KIRO 7 News Seattle)

Couple charged with 100+ crimes for alleged abuse of 33 kids (FOX 59)

Mittens the cat is mistakenly left on a plane, becomes a frequent flyer (The Associated Press)
Indonesian woman rescued by fire department after nose ring gets stuck in chair (FOX)

The loneliness crisis in Japan is so bad they’re giving fake humans to aquarium fish now (Not the Bee)

“I drive a Cybertruck, I’m sick of people flipping me off. I wish they understhood how helpful this car is for me.” (Business Insider)

 

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Intro/Outro: e s c p – Neon Metaphor (YouTube)

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever filed an insurance claim.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever made love in the woods.

TOP THREE 33

2 American hostages, Bibas family confirmed among first 33 Israeli captives to be released in cease-fire (New York Post)

Kenya confirms 2 more mpox cases, bringing total to 33 (AA)

Ukraine’s air force says it downed 33 Russian drones launched overnight (Reuters)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

US Department of Health and Human Services revises marijuana terminology (Federal Register)
US Customs and Border Patrol asks court to dismiss New Mexico seizure lawsuit (Marijuana Moment)
Louisville, Kentucky firefighters sue to use medical marijuana (WDRB)

New rules target middlemen in Missouri cannabis industry to prevent ‘predatory’ practices (Missouri Independent)

METAL MOMENT

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ROSS IS FREE! Mike Hagen’s interview with Lyn Ulbricht

Sen Lummis demands FDIC to halt destruction of Operation Chokepoint 2.0 materials (Lummis.Senate.gov)

US Department of Justice sued over criminalization of software development (Coin Center)

Tornado Cash sanctions reversal has no effect on developers’ trial, says DOJ (The Rage) 

KC Bitcoiners BOWLING on February 12th (tentatively)

KC Bitcoiners Beers with Bitcoiners at The Bar

Listen to Tappinskins’ Trump Supporter Remix The Man is a Genius!

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING

33 dogs rescued from alleged hoarding case in southwestern Virginia (WRIC)

33-year-old Indonesian man killed in Yilan scooter accident (Focus Taiwan)

Indian woman dies of heart attack in shock after 33-year-old son’s death by suicide (Hindustan Times)

Northern Arkansas wildlife refuge welcomes 33 big cats from Florida sanctuary (Ozarks First)

Terunofuji: Japan’s only grand master to retire aged 33 (Times of India)

12 Oakland County, Michigan communities scramble to absorb 33% hike in police costs (The Detroit News)

Iowa pig farmers provide 33% of the US hog inventory (Pork Business)

Short-lived:  Exonerated after 33 years, Jacksonville man learns his fate in new conviction (Jacksonville)

Lawmakers propose redrawing state boundaries, letting 33 Illinois counties join Indiana (MyStateLine)
Drug-addicted rats destroy evidence in Houston police lockers (The Washington Post)

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Bowls With Buds ft. SirSeatSitter & Jon Breaks Bad News
SATURDAY January 18th at 7pm Central

Bitpunk.fm Bowls With Buds
FRIDAY January 24th at 8:00 PM Central

Intro/Outro: Nihilore – Noctivagant

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever karaoked.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever filed an insurance claim.

TOP THREE 33

Former Phillies All-Star Jeff Hoffman signs with Toronto Blue Jays on $33 million, 3-year contract (Delco Times) 

USPTO presents AI strategy as AI patent applications soar by 33% (IP Watchdog)

India has 33 years before it gets ‘too old’: McKinsey demographic report (New Indian Express)

Hamas expected to release 33 hostages in the first phase of ceasefire deal with Israel (CNN)

Kuwait sends another aid plane to Syria with 33 tonnes of relief supplies (Xinhua)

New Yorkers to face new taxes as MTA confronts $33 billion shortfall, even with congestion pricing (CBS News)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

DEA Judge cancels marijuana rescheduling hearings (Marijuana Moment)

5th Circuit reaffirms prosecuting a marijuana user for illegal gun possession was unconstitutional (Reason)
Judge rules raids of hemp stores by NYC sheriff, state officials were improper (Times Union)
Man sues Portland cannabis shop, says it recommended an extreme THC dose that landed him in the ER (Oregon Live)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, we’ve got some DeMu metal for you with Middle Season’s Let Go (What’s holding you back)

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KC Bitcoiners

Judge halts attempt to retrieve Bitcoin hard drive worth nearly $750 million from landfill (New York Post)

Coinbase user sentenced to two years for Bitcoin tax fraud to surrender access to $124 million Bitcoin fortune (No BS Bitcoin)

US Department of Justice gets clearance to liquidate 69k BTC seized from Silk Road (Blockchain News)

Deevers introduces Bitcoin Freedom Act to bring Oklahoma’s economy into the future (OK Senate)

Mi Primer Bitcoin launches Bitcoin Diploma 2025 (Bitcoin News)

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Man facing 33 felonies for allegedly placing camera in Utah tanning room (ABC4 Utah)
HVAC worker found fake guns, bomb materials at Lake Meadows apartment in Chicago (Channel 2 Now)

Royal Caribbean faces lawsuit after crew member admits hiding under cabin beds to film passengers (Not the Bee)

Fulton, Missouri cops pull flame-engulfed vehicle into gas station parking lot (Not the Bee)

Metal dectectorists stumble across 1200-year-old treasure, unusual Christian artifct in Viking graves (FOX)
Can you read cursive? The National Archives is seeking your help (FOX)

Coyote pulled out of shelves inside Chicago Aldi store (ABC 7 Chicago)
Wrong turn strands car on ski slope at Colorado resort (UPI)

Satellites capture the mysterious rise and fall of a “ghost” island in the Caspian Sea (Sci Tech Daily)
Florida police searching for Mr. Clean and Ms. Dookie (Not the Bee)

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Intro/Outro: Harris Heller – Next Stop, Mars

ChadF Fountain Radio takeover 6pm Central WEDNESDAY, January 9th

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FIRST TIME I EVER…

This week, Bowlers called in about the First Time They Ever had a snow day.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever karaokeed.

TOP THREE 33

Tether dominates with 33% share in the $1.5B December on-chain revenue (CCN)

33 injured as bus carrying Russian tourists crashes into toll booth (The Nation Thailand)

Additional 33 national treasures recognized (Vietnam+)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Joe Biden ignores reporter asking about releasing marijuana inmates (Forbes / YouTube)

Rise in Arizona youth hospitalized from marijuana use (CBS 5 / YouTube)

Arkansas judge rules Medical Marijuana Commission wrongfully issued license to cultivation facility (The Arkansas Advocate)

Nebraska Hemp Company hosting cannabis education display at Capitol (Capitol.NE.gov)

Texas federal judge rules federal ban on gun, drug possession is unconstitutional as applied to defendant who was not intoxicated at the time of incident (gov.USCourts.TX)
Legal cannabis linked to increase in cannabis health problems, study shows (Good Morning America / YouTube)

METAL MOMENT

The RevCyberTrucker is BACK with Brass Against’s cover of Pantera’s Walk.

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ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

IRS delays cost-basis reporting rules until 2026 (IRS.gov)

US Appeals Court strikes down Net Neutrality rules (US Courts)

KC Bitcoiners’ meetups

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Illinois man finds decades-old Christmas gift inside wall of childhood home (WATE)
The first baby of the year in St. Louis is family’s second New Year’s Day baby (WVLT)
7,000-year-old alien-like figurine from Kuwait a ‘total surprise’ to archaeologists (Live Science)
Colorado suspect wanted in attempted bank robbery after handing teller illegible note (FOX)

Montreal bank robber flees on foot after getaway bike stolen during failed robbery (Toronto CTV News)

Tutu-wearing spider monkey rescued by police in Jefferson County (FOX)

Don’t wipe toilet seats with bathroom paper, Japanese maker Toto advises (The Mainichi)

United Airlines business class passenger urinates on stranger midway through long-haul flight before telling him ‘not to press charges’ (GB News)

Baby bird found alive inside dead man’s stomach after being swallowed during fertility ritual (The Latin Times)

War declared against California micronation of Slowjamastan (KTLA)

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Intro/Outro: The Electro Collective – How Far Away

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Raspiblitz update featuring AlbyHub

Fountain Rewind

Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals blocks enforcement of US Corporate Transparency Act

TOP THREE 33

Man, 33, threatened to release sarin gas during Joel Osteen’s Christmas Eve service, cops say (The Independent)

Ukrainian marine and journalist Roman Borshch brought back to Ukraine after 33 months in Russian captivity (Ukrainska Pravda)

Mozambique police commander says 33 dead, 1,500 escaped in Maputo prison riot  (CNN)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

DEA fails to release annual report with weed arrests, seizure data (NORML)

More than 35,000 scientific papers on marijuana published over the past 10 years (NORML)

Marc Fogel designated as “wrongfully detained” in Russia, US government says (CBS)

Tennessee hemp businesses win $735k settlement over illegal seizures (Tennessee Lookout)

METAL MOMENT

DuhLaurien brings the DeMu metal band Denim Cobra withSovereigns of the Air.

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FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever stayed up until midnight on New Year’s Eve.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever…

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Santa Claus marries 14 couples day before Christmas (FOX)

Trapped cat rescued from inside Wyoming chimney (UPI)

Texas teen allegedly killed rival competitor’s show goat in act of jealousy (CBS)

‘Stressed’ Amazon delivery driver dumps 80 packages in wooded area (FOX)

Rare gold coin worth thousands of dollars found in Napa Salvation Army kettle (The Community Voice)

Maryland man arrested after pouring whiskey in holy water at Christmas Eve mass (FOX)

Scientists develop lickable VR lollipop device allowing you to taste foods through TV (EBNW)

Fisherman finds Lego shark lost in ocean in 1997 (UPI)

‘Snake’ that prompted Massachusetts police response was fake (UPI)

Missing dog returns home, rings doorbell nine days later (WDSU)

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Helipad update / AlbyHub update v1.12.0

El Salvador agreement on Extended Fund Facility agreement (International Monetary Fund)

El Salvador made Bitcoin an official currency. Now it’s backtracking for IMF loan. (The Wall Street Journal)

Craig Wright found in contempt of court over Bitcoin creation claims (Wired)

US Corporate Transparency act injunction overturned by Fifth Circuit

(Reuters)

Russia imposes 6-year ban on crypto mining in 10 regions, citing energy use: Tass (CoinDesk)

KC Bitcoiners Beers with Bitcoiners at The Bar

KC Bitcoiners Bitcoin & Coffee! at Take Care’s OLEO

TOP THREE 33

33-year-old man charged with murder in death of woman set ablaze on subway train (ABC)

Study: Houston area has 33 of the top 100 most congested roads in Texas (Houston Public Media)

Chicago man Hilton Keller released from prison 33 years after wrongful murder conviction (ABC)

Rare snails reintroduced after 33 years in captivity (Hawaii.gov)

Japan foreign visitors top 33 million in January – November, break annual record (Kyodo News)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Drug Enforcement Administration judge says DEA made a critical “blunder” in its effort to issue subpoenas to Food and Drug Administration, grants them anyway (Marijuana Moment)

Illinois approves female orgasm disorder as a medical marijuana qualifying condition, while Oregon rejects similar proposal (Marijuana Moment)
New Mexico medical pot seller sues Internal Revenue Services for tax refund (Bloomberg)

New York Governor Kathy Hochul signs weed farmers market bill, bill allowing agricultural tax assessments (Morning AG Clips)

Nashville judge temporarily blocks new hemp rules from taking effect(Tennessee Lookout)

METAL MOMENT

DuhLaurien brings The Doerfels – Carol of the Bells

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FIRST TIME I EVER…

Tonight, Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever saw Santa.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever stayed up until midnight on New Year’s Eve.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Man’s penis turns to bone – docs want to use shockwaves to break it down (New York Post)
Single women are doing photoshoots with fake baby bumps – and the reason is wild (NY Post)
Grinch arrested after drinking too much eggnog in Alabama (WBRC)

American Airlines technical issue sparks travel chaos on Christmas Eve (New York Post)

Police officer dressed as Grinch steals Christmas spirit during drug bust (New York Post)
Snowman mascot hug prompts police response in Idaho shopping area (KREM)

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: SircussMedia, harvhat, ChadF, cbrooklyn112, hzrd149, HeyCitizen, Lavish, Anonymous, Piranesi, ajoint, Boo-Bury, Boolysteed, frankiepaint, bitpunk.fm, Sharpie, SirTJtheWrathful

Intro/Outro: Jaxius – Choice Is Critical

Most Embarrassing Show Episode 4 with Sir Seat Sitter, Jon Breaks Bad News and Sir Spencer Wolf of Kansas City

2024 DuhLaurien calendar PDF

One Christmas by Able and The Wolf

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Boostagram Ball *LIVE* at Antone’s

Bitmain launching US production line (X Cancel) 

Czech Republic scraps capital gains tax on crypto held for over 3 years (The Block) 

Guy’s Take: When Should I Sell My BTC? (Guy Swann / Bitcoin Audible) 

Notice of data breach (ByteFederal)

Early Bitcoin investor sentenced for filing tax returns that falsely reported his cryptocurrency gains (DOJ)

First tax evasion conviction in the US for Bitcoin: two years in prison (Atlas21)

Samourai Wallet trial set for November 3, 2025 (The Rage)

KC Bitcoiners’ Holiday Bash at RJ’s Bob-be-que Shack

TOP THREE 33

Hamburg, New York receives 33 inches of snow from lake-event storm (FOX Weather)

NJ Gov. Phil Murphy pardons 33, commutes 3 women’s sentences in first use of clemency (NBC10 Philadelphia)
— second term ends in Jan 2026

33% of Tulsa Public School students are multilingual; here’s how TPS meets their needs (News 9)

Deaths from drug overdoses surged nearly 33% in Oregon last year (Oregon Public Broadcasting)
Gazans mourn 33 Palestinians killed in attack that Israel says targeted militant leader (Reuters)

Israel-Gaza updates: Israel kills at least 33 in Nuseirat camp ‘massacre’ (Al Jazeera)

Israeli strikes on Gaza kill at least 33 including children, Palestinian medics say (The Associated Press)

Mumbai BEST bus crash: My father doesn’t drink, has 33 years of clean record (Times of India)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Quando Rondo sentence to 33 months in prison for federal marijuana charge; fined $40K (Savannah Morning News)
DEA requests subpoenas to “compel” FDA officials to testify at marijuana rescheduling hearing (Marijuana Moment)
Nebraska Supreme Court agreed to take up a lawsuit seeking to overturn the medical legalization measures voters approved (Nebraska Examiner)
Nebraska Gov. Jim Pillen signs proclamation certifying voters approved two medical weed legalization initiatives on November ballot (Nebraska Examiner)
Rhode Island opens nations first state-sanctioned overdose prevention center (NPR)
West Virginia Supreme Court rules judges can bar people from using medical weed as a condition of probation (WV News)

JAPAN: new law criminalizing use of pot went into effect (Japan Times)

METAL MOMENT

Dire Descent – Devoured(LN Beats)

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FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever made an ornament.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever saw Santa.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

33 cats up for adoption after rescued from home in South Philly where owner died (NBC10 Philadelphia)

33 endangered black-footed ferrets released in Colorado (KKTV)
33 New Zealand police staff under fire for ‘political tourism’ trip to China (Stuff)
Piccadilly Gardens: Jury convicts coffee-throwing robber after 33 minutes (BBC)

Clyde, TX family celebrates Christmas tradition for 33 years (KTAB)

Macy’s hosted a Christmas market in Manhattan and it did not end well (Not the Bee)
Krispy Kreme hit by cyberattack disrupting delivery of online doughnut orders (USA Today)
Balloon-blowing kits recalled in Canada because they can cause kids to hallucinate (Not the Bee)

Two NY men die after using bat poop to grow pot (New York Post)

St. Nicholas sarcophagus believed to be discovered during excavation project (FOX)

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: ericpp, harvhat, ChadF, beamus, bitpunk.fm, ajoint, SirSeatSitter, HeyCitizen, piranesi, boo-bury, oystein berge

Intro/Outro: Jaxius – Dream Code (JaxiusMusic YouTube) 

The Most Embarassing Show Thursday 

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Saving Satoshi

Coinbase asks users to stop using VPNs and ad blockers (XCancel)

US officials urge Americans to use encrypted messaging apps (CISA)

Texas court blocks Corporate Transparency Act (Sidley)

WabiSabi vulnerability report (GitHub)

KC Bitcoiners Beers at The Bar on Johnson Drive THURSDAY @ 6:30 pm

TOP THREE 33

Lebanese released from Assad jail after 33 years given hero’s welcome (Al-Monitor)
Spanish actress consumes kambo, dies at 33 (VICE)

Point Defiance, WA Zoo’s beloved bald eagle, Tahoma, dies at 33 (KOMO News)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

STUDY: THC toxicosis in dogs treated with transmucosal dissolving CBD sheet (Frontiers)
Doctors for Drug Policy Reform sues to pause rescheduling hearings so court can consider their challenge to DEA’s decision to exclude it from participating, gets motion denied (DEA)

CALIFORNIA: Former Commerce City Manager, Baldwin Park City Attorney plead guilty to participating in a scheme involving bribes in exchange for support in the cannabis business permitting process (Department of Justice)
Illinois Supreme Court rules smell of marijuana enough for vehicle search (The Center Square)
Prosecutors appeal dismissal of charges against notary for Nebraska medical cannabis petitions (Nebraska Examiner)
New York regulators sued by the Medical Cannabis Industry Association over $20 million “fee” to enter recreational market (Times Union)
Second Tennessee groups sue attempting to stop hemp rules limiting THCa products (Chattanooga Times Free Press)

METAL MOMENT

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FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever went to the vet.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever made an ornament.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Woman’s body recovered from Pennsylvania sinkhole (FOX)

Police illegally sell restricted weapons, supply crime (CBS)
World’s oldest-known bird lays an egg in Hawaii at age 74 (The Associated Press)
Couple reunited after wife spots missing husband on news (KSL TV 5)
South Carolina mayor dies in crash being ‘pursued’ by deputy after his police force quit (FOX)
Lyft driver scams woman after ‘imaginary child’ pees on seat (MSN)

NJ senator calls for limited state of emergency as drone mystery deepens (NBC)
V.A. officials resign after Breitbart report of staff orgy at TN Veterans Hospital (Shore News Network)

Researchers thought they found Amelia Earhart’s missing plane but it was rocks (Smithsonian Magazine)
Wolves may be pollinators as well as predators (CNN)