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Intro/Outro: HOME – Above All

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Sam Bankman-Fried arrested

FTX Used Quickbooks to Manage Millions

SEC Chair Gary Gensler must testify before Congress, says Rep. Tom Emmer

Breez Lightning as a Service

Legends of Lightning tournament from Nuts and Bolts

LightSats /  Mutiny Wallet /  AgriMint

Law enforcement requests at Coinbase spike in last year

TOP THREE 33

33-year-old man arrested for wife’s murder after requesting welfare check (KATV)

33 kids go shopping with a cop in Bedford County (WDBJ)

Exploding Takata air bag blamed for another death, bringing total to 33 (Associated Press)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Brittney Griner released, returned home this weekend

Russian tarmac video with jump cut (Not the Bee)

Joint UAE-Saudi statement says UAE president, Saudi crown prince led mediation to release Griner (Reuters)

— high-level source in the Gulf said the UAE was trusted by both parties and “really helped facilitate the exchange

Biden, Cherelle deliver remarks on Brittney Griner (White House YouTube)

12/8/22 White House Press Conference with Karine Jean-Pierre

Griner to help families of other political prisoners (People) 

Viktor Bout joins Russian ultranationalist party, could run for parliament (Insider)

US lawmakers want a “National Hostage” Day (Reuters)

SAFE Banking Act, expungements not included in National Defense Authorization Act (US Senate Committee on Armed Forces)

Department of Justice asks federal court for two more months in drug consumption site case (Safehouse)

Federal judge partially grants DOJ’s latest request for delay, giving a one-month extension (Document Cloud)

U.S. Department of Agriculture extends enforcement deadline for hemp to be tested by DEA-registered laboratories (Agricultural Marketing Service)

Los Angeles federal judge rejects motion to block social equity license lottery (Department of Cannabis Regulation)

Recreational sales to begin January 10, 2023 in Connecticut (Department of Consumer Protection)

Connecticut Gov. Lamont announces 44,000 pot possession cases will be fully or partially erased (CT.gov)

Missouri lawmakers file Clean Slate legislation (KOMU)

New Mexico adds anxiety as qualifying condition for medical pot (NM Health)

New York appeals injunction halting licensing (Green Market Report)

Two Rochester, NY firefighters suspended for allegedly smoking pot on the job (13 WHAM)

Rhode Island’s first medical patient arrested for January 6 (WPRI)
Tom Angell’s of Marijuana Moment mom

Signatures collected in Harker Heights, TX to reverse City Council’s repeal of voter-approved decriminalization (Mobilize.us)

Sweden suing Zuckerberg for aiding and abetting Juicy Fields (SVT)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the Rev CyberTrucker brings us Leo Moracchioli’s cover of Have a Holly Jolly Christmas.

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to share stories about the first time they ever got fired.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever ruined Christmas.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING.

Alabama women face trial for feeding, trapping stray cats (Associated Press)

Dog sent through Wisconsin airport x-ray (USA Today)

Researchers in Australia discover potentially hundreds of new deep sea species (Fox 10 Phoenix)

California issues first unicorn permit (AP)

13 strangers rent van when flight from Orlando to Knoxville, TN got cancelled (Fox 10 Pheonix)

Miniboat built by Rhode Island students makes it to England (WPRI)
— you can get a kit to your own miniboat here

NYPD auto impound with DNA, vehicle evidence is ‘burning down’ (NY Post)

Missing Connecticut man found dead a decade later in upstate New York living under different name (NBC)

British woman finds ‘baby Loch Ness monster’ (NY Post)

Indian man’s swollen testicle has ‘dancing’ worms living inside (NY Post)

See you for Bowls With Buds THIS Friday at 8 PM Central!

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Join us FRIDAY at 8 PM CST for Bowls With Buds ft. Effortless the Partisan Night Slut of No Agenda Social.

Intro/Outro: Neon.Deflector – Path of Ice

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Nude Podcast Apps

Fountain Twitter temporarily “permanently suspended”

Strike expands to Africa

Ledger Stax

Casa enters shitcoin space

Lightning Privacy Research

TOP THREE 33

Colombia landslide buries bus, kills 33 (Perth Now)

National garbage recycling rate goes up to 33% (Free Malaysia Today)

33-year-old man falls onto on-ramp near Ted Williams Tunnel in Boston, dies (Mass Live) 

Medtronic heart pump nets new safety alert after 33 complaints (Fierce Biotech)

COUGHING INTO COFFINS

Taiwan reports 13,152 new COVID-19 cases, 33 deaths (Focus Taiwan)

Former Napa naturopath Juli Mazi gets 33 months in prison in COVID-19 fraud case (Napa Valley Register)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Secretary of State Antony Blinken on Face the Nation with Margaret Brennan (MSNBC / YouTube Video) 

Russian government notified US embassy last week about Brittney Griner’s transfer to penal colony (CNN)

Biden signs HR 8454, the Medical Marijuana and Cannabidiol Research Expansion Act (White House) 

HHS Secretary Xavier Becerra speaks at Overdose Prevention Strategy Anniversary Event (Facebook Video)

American Medical Association study finds legalizing medical pot is tied to reduced rates of opioid dispensing and pain-related hospital events for cancer patients (JAMA Network)

Los Angeles social equity program facing lawsuit (MJ Biz Daily) 

Appeals court weighs Florida Department of Corrections officer’s firing over medical pot use (ABC WCJB)

Missouri expungements begin Thursday, December 8 (ABC 17 News)

Nevada Supreme Court rules workers have a right to sue their former employers if they are fired for off-duty medical weed use (KTNV) 

New York Gov. Kathy Hochul vetoes fentanyl task force bill (Staten Island Live)

Former Brooklyn prosecutor admits he helped run nationwide distribution ring (New York Post)

Pennsylvania Board of Pardons approves only 231 of the 3,500+ clemency applications received under the governor’s Marijuana Pardon Project (PennLive)

Rhode Island recreational sales began  (WPRI)

Two initiatives collecting signatures for 2024 recreational in Florida (WFLA)

India’s Ministry of Information and Broadcasting issued an advisory warning radio stations to stop playing songs that glorify drugs and guns

METAL MOMENT

This week, the Rev CyberTrucker brings us Alice Cooper’s Santa Claws is Coming to Town. 

FIRST TIME I EVER…

This week, Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever pulled a prank. 

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever got fired.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING.

New Hampshire man charged after fake ad draws calls to candidate (Associated Press)

Georgia sheepdog injured saving sheep from coyote attack (FOX 5 Atlanta)

Germany: woman arrested for shutting roommate’s ventilator (AP)

Thousands of needle-nosed fish wash up on Cape Cod shores (Fox News)

Georgia fugitive arrested after replying to sheriff’s department ‘most wanted’ Facebook post: ‘How about me’ (Fox)

Mystery debris found on Florida beach believed to be shipwreck remains from 1800s (Fox 10 Pheonix)

‘Reckless driver’ turns out to be dog behind wheel of Texas parking lot crash (Fox 10 Pheonix)

Wedding guest sues Florida caterer after allegedly being served marijuana-laced food (Fox 35 Orlando)

Florida man had sex with dog in front of people, damaged church property, mailbox (Fox 13)
Florida man decides to steal from Walmart during Shop With a Cop event (Police1 by Lexipol) 

JOIN US FRIDAY AT 8 PM FOR A BOWLS WITH BUDS FT. EFFORTLESS!

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Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 209 Executive Producers: Dirty Jersey Whore, harvhat, cottongin, HeyCitizen, Test Toker, Phifer, Fletcher, Boolysteed, quirkess, NetNed, SeeDubs, SirVo

Intro/Outro: Vladmsorensen – Apex

Antminer S9 / Kaboomracks / Braiins OS

Thank you Cabbagepaps for joining us for Bowls With Buds!

Join us when Effortless Partisan Night Slut hops in the Bowl at 8 PM Central Friday

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

FTX contagion spreads (Coindesk)

Crypto lender BlockFi files for bankruptcy (Reuters)

Prime Trust CEO fired (Coindesk)

FTX had plans for SBF’s Robinhood shares (Bloomberg)

@JasonPLowery (Twitter)

The Investor’s Podcast BTC098: Proof of Stake (PoS) Versus Proof of Work (PoW) w/ Jason Lowery (Bitcoin Podcast)

TOP THREE 33

Ukrainian marines eliminate 33 invaders, two enemy UAVs (Ukrinform)

Russian court upholds $33 million fine against Google (Reuters)

Police charge 33-year-old with murder of another patient at Kingsboro Psychiatric Center (News 12 The Bronx)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

John Kirby: continuing talks on release of Griner (Reuters / YouTube)

Oxford professor Judith Pallot describes Brittney Griner’s prison (VICE)

DEA removes cocaine derivative from Controlled Substances Act (Federal Register)

FDA sends warning letters to 5 CBD food-and-beverage companies (FDA.gov)

Kind Idaho working to put medical on the 2024 ballot (KTVB)

Michigan Gov. Whitmer announces new process for social equity program participants with expired pre-qualification status (Michigan.gov)

Missouri medical businesses can apply for their comprehensive licenses December 8th (MO Department of Health & Senior Services)

Montana Gov. Greg Gianforte’s proposed budget withholds pot revenue from the Department of Fish, Wildlife, and Parks (Missoula Current)

Four “executed” at Oklahoma pot farm (Nixle)

Suspect nabbed in killings of 4 at pot farm (Associated Press)

Pennsylvania pilot program gives some low-income medical patients a break at dispensaries (Post-Gazette)

Rhode Island recreational sales begin December 1 (State of RI Governor Dan McKee) 

RI marijuana products destroyed after testing positive for pesticides (WPRI)

South Dakota medical patients won’t lose hunting rights (South Dakota Searchlight) 

Harker Heights (TX) council repeals voter-approved decriminalization ordinance (KDH News)

Killeen City Council approves temporary pause on marijuana decriminalization ordinance (KCEN TV)

Customs and Border Protection defended a man’s lifetime ban on visiting the US after a bottle of CBD oil was found in his car while crossing the border (CBC News)

Uttar Pradesh (India) police say rats ate about 581 kilos of pot stored in two evidence warehouses (India Today)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight the Rev CyberTrucker brings us Kittie’s What I Always Wanted.

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called to tell us about the First Time They Ever played a trading card game.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever pulled a prank.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING.

Colombian judge suspended after appearing on virtual court call half-naked, smoking in bed (FOX News) 

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Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 207 Executive Producers: cabbagepaps, Rev CyberTrucker, Sharky, phifer, Boolysteed, harvhat, piranesi, Boo-Bury, SirVo, N4VX, NA Millennial, quirkess, NetNed

Check out our latest Bowls With Buds featuring Captain Sidd!

Intro/Outro: Three Chain Links – Die Historic

Get yourself a Podcasting 2.0 value-enabled player at NudePodcastApps.com

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

LightningNetwork.plus

Tornado Cash developer detained (Coin Desk) 

Genesis exchange in trouble (Bloomberg)

SatsCrap

TOP THREE 33

Ukraine recovers bodies of 33 soldiers from occupied territories (The New Voice of Ukraine)
Gilbert (AZ) man sentenced to 33 months for unlicensed firearm dealing (KTAR News)

Des Moines City Council passes proposal for 33-story apartment tower (KCCI)

Driver says his foot was stuck on accelerator in fatal Derby Street crash (Patriot Ledger)

COFFIN COUGHING

33 new COVID-19 cases, 1 death reported in Crossroads (TX) (Victoria Advocate)

Oklahoma reports more than 3,200 new COVID-19 cases, 33 deaths (KOCO)

Vitamin D associated with a 33% decrease in mortality within 30 days of COVID infection (Nature) 

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

US tamps down Russia’s update on Brittney Griner talks (ESPN)
Senate sends HR 8454, the Medical Marijuana and Cannabidiol Research Expansion Act, to Biden’s desk (Congress)

FDA announces preliminary assessment that certain naloxone products have potential to be safe and effective for over-the-counter use

Connecticut Social Equity Council reverses several application denials (The Day)

Florida Agriculture Commissioner Nikki Fried appeals federal judge’s dismissal of her lawsuit on gun rights for medical patients (FDACS)

Kansas federal prosecutors drop effort to retain cash seized from Empyreal Logistics (NPR)

Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear signs executive orders allowing patients to possess medical pot purchased legally in other states, regulate Delta-8 THC

Oregon Gov. Kate Brown grants 47,144 pardons for simple possession

Oregon business files federal lawsuit on states ban of exports and imports to other states

Pennsylvania Gov. Tom Wolf signs fentanyl test strips bill (Vital Strategies)

FIRST TIME I EVER

Bowlers called in to tell us about the first time they ever farted in front of a significant other.

FART Buseyism

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever played a trading card game.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING.

The Walsh residence in The Goonies is for sale (Associated Press) 

Bob Dylan publisher sorry for $600 book’s replica autographs (AP) 

Fossil of car-sized sea turtle discovered in Spain

German man finds $4.7 million check for Haribo, gets gummy bears as a reward

Plane door falls off, lands in Nevada parking lot

Live cat found inside checked bag at JFK Airport

Man uses Uber to rob bank, has driver wait to take him home

North Carolina man pulls gun over ‘lack of sauce’ at Wendy’s

Chinese man builds 50-story house of cards to break Guinness World Record (Global Times) 

‘Neverbreak’ trunk from 1930s washes up on Florida beach (UPI)

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

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Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 204 Executive Producers:  NA Millennial, SircussMedia, BayernGiant, SirVo, harvhat, HeyCitizen, Boolysteed, SeeDubs, Fletcher, Boo-Bury

Shoutout to Zero Fee Routing for joining us in the Bowl for a Central Time wake n’ bake Bowls With Buds last Thursday.

Join us THIS Thursday for another Bowls With Buds featuring Captain Sidd at 9 PM Central!

Intro/Outro: HurricaneTurtle – Star Fighter

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

FTX Chapter 11 bankruptcy proceedings (Wall Street Journal) 
BlockFi halts withdrawals
Clark Moody Dashboard / mempool.space

TOP THREE 33

New Orleans police made 33 gun arrests on Bourbon Street over Halloween weekend (NOLA)

33 people detained after deputies raid two illegal gambling sites in San Antonio (KSAT)

33-year-old Baton Rouge man sentenced to 228 months in federal prison for possession of fentanyl, other drugs, guns in prison (WAFB)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

ELECTION RESULTS:
Maryland (Washington Post) and Missouri (KCUR) vote to legalize
Missouri’s Department of Health and Senior Services already released draft rules
Kansas City, Missouri City Council voted to place a measure on the April ballot to add a 3% local tax on recreational sales (KCTV5)

Arkansas, North Dakota, and South Dakota legalization measures did not pass

California voters approve 12 local ballot measures to expand or create retail markets, translating to 70 additional licenses (MJ Biz Daily)

Los Angeles (Los Angeles Daily News) and San Diego (NBC) approved weed tax measures

Colorado Springs voters rejected the ballot measure allowing recreational sales but approved the companion question that would have taxed them (The Gazette)

Palmer Lake, Colorado voted to allow pot sales (Colorado Politics)

Colorado legalizes psilocybin, ibogaine, mescaline (not derived from peyote), DMT, and psilocyn (CNBC)

Three Connecticut municipalities approved recreational sales (WTNH)

Montana counties were split on allowing sales and taxing pot (Montana Free Press)

Michigan municipalities had split results on allowing or banning pot businesses (MLive)

Five Ohio cities decriminalized pot (Marijuana Moment)

Psilocybin-related businesses will not be allowed in more than 100 Oregon cities (KOIN)

33 Rhode Island cities and towns saw measures on their ballots to allow recreational businesses to operate, 25 approved (WPRI)

Five Texas cities decriminalized pot (Marijuana Moment)

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Karine Jean-Pierre releases statement on Brittney Griner (White House)

Biden thinks Griner has a better chance of coming home now that midterms are over (White House) 

Viktor Bout’s art on display at Russian Parliament (ABC News)

House Committee on Oversight and Reform held a Developments in State Cannabis Laws and Bipartisan Cannabis Reforms at the Federal Level

FDA alerts health care professionals of risks to patients exposed to xylazine in illicit drugs (FDA)

FDA denies petition to exempt bulk pot weed and tinctures from regulated control under the Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act (Regulations) 

Illinois awarded the first two recreational licenses to social equity applicants (Illinois Department of Financial and Professional Regulation)

Federal court tosses delta-8 THC lawsuit against Kansas governor (MJ Biz Daily)

Boston is refunding almost $3 million in impact fees (The Boston Globe / NEC News Today)

Federal judge blocks weed licenses for several New York regions (Spectrum Local News)

New York City 311 weed retail sales complaint portal (Official City of New York website)

Pennsylvania Department of Health investigating patient complaint about doctor not following proper procedures in evaluating her for a medical pot recommendation (Spotlight PA)

METAL MOMENT

Rev CyberTrucker brings us Whitechapel’s The Saw is the Law.

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time THEY Ever became an Eskimo Bro or Pogo Sister with someone.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever farted in front of a significant other.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING.

Mysterious humming sound Brooklyn (CBS News)

Former Royal Navy engineer discovers ‘deafness’ was due to earbud stuck in ear for five years (Daily Record)

Dad wakes from coma with new artistic skills (Good News Network)

Mako shark jumps onto New Zealand charter boat (New Zealand Herald)

Houston man dancing on 18-wheeler knocked off under bridge (Fox 5 Atlanta)

Woman arrested with cocaine inside wheels of wheelchair at JFK Airport (CBS News)

Florida sonic booms caused by Space Force’s secret Boeing X-37B spaceplane returning to Earth (FOX)

Man swindles dealership for $200K car despite negative bank account (FOX)

Paleontologists discover new prehistoric marine reptile (FOX)

Family bid farewell to their dead dog only to realize they buried the wrong animal (LAD Bible)

Join us Thursday at 9 PM Central for a Bowls With Buds featuring Captain Sidd!

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 203 Executive Producers: BayernGiant, harvhat, SeeDubs, HeyCitizen, Boo-Bury,  SirVo, Lavish

Shoutout to Fletcher for joining us for another Bowls With Buds on Sunday!

Get ready for a Bowls With Buds wake n’ bake featuring Zero Fee Routing THIS THURSDAY at 7 AM Central!

Intro/Outro: Vladmsorensen – Rogue Shadow

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

FTX getting bought by Binance (The Guardian)

Until Ripple ruling, crypto industry won’t know impact of regulator win over LBRY (Reuters)

US seizes 50,000 Bitcoin worth $3.3 billion linked to Silk Road Dark Web (The Hacker News)

TOP THREE 33

Bank of England raises its benchmark rate by 75 basis points, its biggest hike in 33 years (CNBC)

Annual US clock change kills 33 people and 36,500 deer in car crashes (New Scientist)

Abortions up 33% in Colorado (The Denver Post) / Abortions decline 33% among Texans (Palestine Herald-Press)

COFFIN COUGHS

COVID cases drop 33% in Douglas County, Oregon

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Lawmakers send letter to State Department urging them to classify Marc Fogel as wrongfully detained…then filed a resolution of inquiry to put additional pressure on the Biden Administration

US embassy officials in Moscow visit Brittney Griner (White House)

Biden conflates pardon on The Rickey Smiley Morning Show (1:00 / Rickey Smiley YouTube)

President Biden Delivers Remarks on Student Debt Relief (23:06 / White House YouTube)

Judge grants US Department of Justice request to dismiss Florida Agriculture Commissioner Nikki Fried’s lawsuit challenging federal prohibitions on medical patients buying and possessing guns (CBS News)

San Bernardino weed church taking fight to California Supreme Court (San Bernardino Sun)

Delaware Gov. John Carney signed a bill on labor peace agreement requirements for medical weed companies and a bill terminating the Medical Marijuana Act Oversight Committee (Delaware Legislature) 

Florida regulators sued over license delay (The Capitolist)

New pot law goes into effect with confusion around impact fees (Boston Globe / Local Today)
Ohio Secretary of State Frank LaRose thinks only a ‘supermajority’ of voters should amend state constitution (Cleveland.com)

Nevada receives 100 consumption lounge applications, will award licenses “early 2023” (Nevada Cannabis Compliance Bureau) 
— 30 licenses to be awarded (10 to existing retail operators, 10 independent, 10 social equity applicants)

New Jersey Gov. Phil Murphy is first elected official to partner with Buy Legal campaign (US Cannabis Council) 

New Approach South Dakota submitting public records requests to see if officials broke the law (Dakota News Now)

 

METAL MOMENT

The Rev. CyberTrucker brings us Gyze’s Samurai Metal.

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time [they] Ever fought somebody.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever became an Eskimo bro or a pogo sister.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING.

Man builds 3,000-pound sarcophagus for Flaming Hot Cheetos (Not the Bee)
Florida man follows trail of blood to injured burglary suspect
Arizona friends searching for journals of 19th century couple (FOX 10 Phoenix)
Customer calls 911 for ‘pink’ North Carolina barbecue

Alleged squatter posing as student lived on Stanford University’s campus for almost a year

El Paso High SAT score sheets fly out of UPS truck in West El Paso (KTSM)

CA man eats 10 of the world’s hottest peppers in 33 seconds to break Guinness Record (NDTV)

National Park Services asks people to stop licking toads (CNN)

Cobra dies after being bitten by 8-year-old boy in India (Daily Mail)

Nurse accused of amputating man’s foot for her family’s taxidermy shop (The Washington Post / MSN)

SEE YOU IN THE BOWL THURSDAY MORNING FOR BOWLS WITH BUDS FT. ZERO FEE ROUTING!

 

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Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Executive Producers: Kevin S, BayernGiant, Zoon, HeyCitizen, SirVo, Lavish, Toke Tester, N4VX, harvhat, johnnypautceed, SeeDubs, Boo-Bury

Intro/Outro: Nihilore – Scarecrow

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

HODLonaut beats Craig Wright in court

Lightning Network releases emergency update after critical bug on LND nodes

Zero Fee Routing on hiatus

TOP THREE 33

‘Paeng’ death toll rises to 110, missing persons at 33 (CNN)
33 barrels of hazardous substance found in Gopeng (Malaysia) (The Star)

Malawi police arrest 33 in anti-government violence (VOA)
33 villagers booked for killing a woman over alleged witchcraft in Odisha (India) (The Hindu)

Bank of England poised to raise rates by most in 33 years (Reuters)
Searches for seasonal jobs are up 33% – but stores like Walmart and Macy’s are pulling back on hiring (NBC / Make It)

COUGHING INTO COFFINS

33 new cases: Union Territory (India / The Hindu)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Statement from National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan on the continued wrongful detention of Brittney Griner (WhiteHouse.Gov)

October 25, 2022 Press Briefing (Video / YouTube) (The White House)

Cherelle Griner on The View (Video / YouTube)
WeAreBG.org

D.C. Marijuana Justice hosts “smoke out” outside Russian Embassy to protest Griner’s continued detention (People)

FactCheck.org said President Joe Biden “exaggerated the scope” of his pot pardon proclamation (Fact Check)

US Sentencing Commission to consider amending guidelines on whether and to what extent people’s criminal history for simple pot possession can be used against them in sentencing decisions for new convictions (USSC.gov)

National Institute of Standards and Technology study found 49 out of 53 samples incorrectly labeled as hemp (National Institute of Justice)

Delaware Gov. John Carney vetoes House Bill 276 which would have clarified medical patients are not prohibited from buying, possessing, or transferring firearms under state law (DE General Assembly)

Legal Missouri 2022 takes down, edits ads featuring Highway Patrol following cease and desist letter (Marijuana Moment)

Missouri Secretary of State Jay Ashcroft to vote NO on Amendment 3 (Video / YouTube) (KSDK News / The Record)

Six Texas men charged in federal court for posing as DEA agents in Oregon armed pot robbery (United States Department of Justice)

‘Suspicious item’ that caused rail chaos and Birmingham New Street evacuation was actually weed grinder (Manchester Evening News)

South Korea declares War on Drugs

METAL MOMENT

The Rev. CyberTrucker brings us The Warning’s Choke.

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever went to a haunted house.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever fought somebody.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING.

Roaches spoil Halloween on Detroit suburb street (Associated Press)

Texas homeowner says ‘hooker’ ghosts have taken over rental property (Fox News)

Maryland family orders prop casket for Halloween party, finds dead woman’s belongings, ashes (Fox)
UK woman calls for Halloween decoration ban because ‘keep out’ bathroom sign confused her (Fox)

Rhode Island fishermen discover bomb from World War II battle in fishing net (Fox)
World’s dirtiest man dead after taking shower (Fox) 
Civil War relics found along banks of Mississippi River in Tennessee (Fox)

Federal judge rules in favor of bikini baristas (AP)

Florida woman guilty of lying to enter detention facility (AP)

Missouri second-grader’s lost birthday balloons float 500 miles to Tennessee (Ozarks First)

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Executive Producers: Kris Vox, BayernGiant, NetNed, Phifer, SirVo, NA Millennial, cottongin, harvhat, Fletcher, HeyCitizen, Boo-Bury, Rev CyberTrucker, Floydian Slips, SeeDubs

Thank you to Alex of CTRL+Pew for joining us for a Bowls With Buds Episode 199 last Friday!

Ozarks Gem and Mineral Society

JakeSteaks

Intro/Outro: Pulsar Glitch – OVERCLOCK

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Kansas City Bitcoin Meetups

KC Bitcoiners’ Blocktoberfest was a smashing success, stacking more sats than the first time!

Orange Pill Addicts Episode 30: The Value for Value Economy with Spencer

CashApp turns on Lightning payments

Impervious Browser

Zeus’ Echo

TOP THREE 33

Spain scraps 33 titles handed out by dictator Francisco Franco to family and aides (Reuters)

Why some people are mosquito magnets (Rockefeller University) (Thanks Boolysteed)

Lane 33, Michelin-honored Mexican eatery at Napa bowling alley, permanently closes (Napa Valley Register)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Brittney Griner’s appeal denied (CNN)
Russian court denies Griner’s appeal for lesser sentence (Video) (ABC)

For third season, NBA won’t test players for THC (Marijuana Moment)

Laura Stack on Dr. Phil: Is America High on Pot? (Video) (YouTube)

President Biden delivers remarks on student debt relief (Video) (The White House) (YouTube)

Office of National Drug Control Policy Director Rahul Gupta (NPR)

National Institute of Military Justice president op-ed urging President Joe Biden to extend the pardon to people convicted by military courts (The Hill)
United States Court of International Trade rules against Border Patrol in another paraphernalia import case (USCourts.gov)

Activist arrested at White House protest Monday for breaching barrier (Marijuana Moment)

Department of Energy administrative judge upholds removal of contractor’s security clearance (Energy.gov) 

D.C. Mayor Bowser signs temporary emergency legislation allowing residents to self-certify as medical patients while visiting the nation’s capital without a doctor’s recommendation (Alcoholic Beverage Regulation Administration)

Alabama receives 607 medical marijuana license applications (Alabama Today)

Florida black farmers object to winner of medical marijuana license (Orlando Sentinel)

Circle K in Florida to sell weed (CNN)

Evanston, Illinois holds townhall on reparations program (WGN News)
New Illinois lawsuit argues application process discriminates against LGBTQ+ (Grown In)
Trulieve issues statement in response to “false reporting” about employee death (Cannabis Business Executive) 
Massachusetts cannabis regulator confirms it learned about workplace-related death in January (CBE)

Detroit, Michigan receives 90 applications for 60 recreational licenses (Detroit Free Press) 

Missouri Highway Patrol tells legal marijuana campaign to ‘cease and desist’ using video footage (Kansas City Star)

‘Our Turn’ 15 second ad from Legal Missouri 2022 (Video) (YouTube)

Cleveland, Ohio’s plan to expunge weed convictions fails (Fox 8 I-Team) 

Forest Park (OH) City Council passes ordinance to decriminalize marijuana (WKRC Local 12)

Oklahomans For Sensible Marijuana Laws’ recreational initiative gets a special election March 7, 2023 (Associated Press)

Oregon adds human trafficking rule to licensed marijuana requirements (ABC 12 KDRV)

Curaleaf will pay another $100,000 over last year’s dangerous marijuana mix-up (Oregon Live)

Pennsylvania woman charged with felony murder, felony child neglect after 4-year-old son died after eating gummies (The Free Lance-Star)

South Dakota Vote No on Initiated Measure 27 Ad (Video) (Protecting South Dakota Kids)

Yes on Measure 27 (Facebook Video) (South Dakotans for Better Marijuana Laws)

Hong Kong bans CBD (Bangkok Post)

METAL  MOMENT

Tonight, Rev CyberTrucker brings us GWAR’s Saddam A Go-Go.

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever stayed at a motel.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever went to a haunted house.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING.

Massachusetts woman charged with sending bee swarm on deputies at eviction (Associated Press) 

‘Swift-footed lizard’ named Massachusetts state dinosaur (AP)

Have you met Henderson’s (NV) dinosaur man? (FOX 5 KVVU-TV)

1,000 Stafford High School (Virginia) students sick after illness outbreak (FOX 5 DC) 

Five tourists stuck 200 feet underground after Grand Canyon Caverns elevator breaks (FOX 10 Phoenix)

City of Prosser (WA) takes down Karen-themed Halloween display after community backlash

Oakland restaurant workers dressed as Power Rangers kick into action to stop alleged assault (KTVU FOX 2) 

12-foot skeleton stolen from Austin condo community, to be replaced by creator (FOX 7 Austin)

Skeleton ziptied to rocking chair in North Austin stolen by thief (FOX 7 Austin)

Automaton breaks robot folding speed record (Ars Technica)