VALUE FOR VALUE
Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 283 Producers: SircussMedia, Sharky, harvhat, colinb, DotardTed, piranesi, Wiirdo, Boolysteed, HeyCitizen, Fletcher, Memes1337, Mary-Kate Ultra, MakeHeroism, Dirty Jersey Whore
Spencer co-hosted Rare Encounter with coldacid for Encounter #169
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Intro/Outro: Raven – Arcade (4:15)
ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
Robin Linus says “we oversold Lightning”
Javier Milei wins Argentina presidency (The Washington Post)
SEC sues Kraken for operating unregistered securities platform (SEC)
CZ pleads guilty, steps down as CEO of Binance with $4.3 billion settlement(Reuters)
TOP THREE 33
Transgender killings: LGBTQ+ group says 33 people slain in last year (USA Today)
Judge invalidates Idaho Falls’ $33 million levy for a new school (East Idaho News)
Hulk Hogan’s son Nick, 33, arrested for DUI in Florida (TMZ)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
An insurance company becomes the first to cover psilocybin-assisted therapy
Biden Admin worries pot users won’t put their guns away before getting high (Daily Caller)
Mother of 6-year-old boy who shot teacher gets 21 months for marijuana use while owning gun (WDSU)
California issues embargo on “adulterated” pot products (SFGate)
Mississippi marijuana dispensary owner sues state over advertising ban (The Center Square)
Missouri Division of Cannabis Regulation revokes Delta Extraction manufacturing license (Health.MO.gov)
St. Louis misses recreational marijuana tax deadline (NPR)
Supreme Court rules New Jersey police can use disputed method to determine high drivers (NJ.com)
New York companies breaking rules with out-of-state brands, agency won’t enforce until 2024 (Syracuse)
Ohio politicians unhappy with legalization
Oklahoma officials seize more than 77,000 untraceable, untagged plants at medical grow operations (OK Attorney General)
METAL MOMENT
Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us HANABIE’s This is the Year to Be a GAL.
FIRST TIME I EVER…
Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever used Craigslist.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever went to Chinatown.
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!
Jury finds 33-year-old man guilty of fatally shooting someone over parking space in north Columbus (10TV)
Two charged with theft of 33 guns from Greenville Mall (WITN)
Canton teen gave 33-year-old boyfriend 5 hours to kill his mother but ended up doing it herself, police say (Cleveland 19)
“Voices” told Florida man to rob Dollar General twice in two days (FOX)
Alabama woman with two uteruses is pregnant with twins, one in each womb: ‘1 in 50 million’ chance (FOX)
Virgin Mary statue crying in Mexican state of Colima (FOX)
Woman claims a ghost pulled her hair (FOX)
Hair sticking out of trunk was mannequin’s (Stuff)
Unicorn caught on trail cam at Arizona’s Petrified Forest National Park (UPI)
Mystery big cat caught on camera in Phoenix Mountain Preserve (UPI)