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Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 328 Producers: harvhat, cbrooklyn112, ChadF, Pickle Coin, RevCyberTrucker, Boolysteed, HeyCitizen, Lavish

Intro/Outro: e s c p – Galactic Groove

Tune in to the Sat Skirmish this SUNDAY at 4 PM Central

Cocaine Shitstain (Just the Tips) RSS feed put together by Zephyr Knight

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Julian Assange to enter guilty plea, be released to Australia (The Associated Press)

EU Council withdraws vote on chat control but negotiations will continue (Politico)

LND versions prior to v0.17.0 vulnerable to LND Onion Bomb DoS attack (Matt Morehouse/GitHub)

Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry signs self-custody legislation (Legiscan)

KC Beers with Bitcoiners at The Bar FRIDAY at 6:30 pm

TOP THREE 33

Lockbit 3.0 claims attack on Federal Reserve: 33 TB of sensitive data allegedly compromised (Red Hot Cyber)
Albania misused 33 million Euros of EU funds anti-fraud office says (Balkan Insight)
Kallakurichi hooch tragedy: death toll rises to 33 (Hindustan Times)
Norway bans salmon fishing in 33 rivers as stocks plummet (Fish Farmer Magazine)
Letters to the Editor: I am 54, have been smoking weed for 33 years and feel great (Los Angeles Times)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Arizona Gov. Katie Hobbs signs bill allowing firefighters, peace officers with PTSD to get workers comp coverage for MDMA IF federally legalized (AZ Legislature)

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis signs bill giving black farmers more time to fix errors on medical pot business license applications (FL Senate)

Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry signs bill decriminalizing pot paraphernalia, regulating consumable hemp products (LA Legislature)
Inside the Chinese-funded, staffed marijuana farms springing up across the US (NPR)

Oklahoma Gov. Kevin Stitt signs bill requiring criminal background checks for owners and employees of medical pot businesses (OK Legislature)

Oregon’s Portland Pickles become first sports team to sell THC products at live sporting events (Portland Pickles)
Elgin, Texas officials settle lawsuit filed by state attorney seeking to overturn voter-approved decriminalization (ElginTX.gov)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Kittie’s One Foot in the Grave.

Follow along with his shenanigans at SirRevCyberTrucker@revcybertrucker.com

FIRST TIME I EVER…

This week, Bowlers called in about the First Time They Ever made a prank call.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever geocached.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Young angler in Colorado Springs reel in 33-pound carp on National Go Fishing Day (FOX)

China couple told son died at birth, shocked to find him 33 years later (SCMP)
Record-breaking 63-leaf clover grown by Japanese man (Guinness World Records)
New horned dinosaur found, on display in Utah (ABC4)

Prehistoric-looking alligator snapping turtles to be reintroduced into Kansas waters (FOX)

Fishermen save 38 dogs on Mississippi Lake (AP)
Raccoon choking on cheese saved by Michigan men hanging in backyard (Click on Detroit)
California hiker missing in Santa Cruz mountains for 10 days drank a gallon of water out of boot daily to survive (New York Post)
4-foot snake donated with books to Virginia thrift store (UPI)

Washington, D.C. woman learns $4 thrift store vase is a 2,000-year-old Mayan artifact (WUSA9)

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Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 327 Producers: SircussMedia, Sharky, harvhat, ChadF, cbrooklyn, Bearsnare, Boolysteed, HeyCitizen, cottongin, phifer, Boo-Bury, MaryKate-Ultra

Homegrown Hits Episode 40 ft. Emily Whitehurst

Intro/Outro: Jaxius – The Sandman

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

1 million sat Ring of Fire is full but you can email spencer@bowlafterbowl.com to join a future ring

KC Bitcoiners Coffee meetup at Take Care at  7:00 a.m. Friday

KC Bitcoiners Beer, Bullets, Boat Barter Blanket at the BTC Citadel

First Report on Encryption by the EU Innovation Hub for Internal Security

Council to greenlight Chat Control – Take Action Now! (Pirate Party’s Patrick Preyer statement)

New branding, same scanning: “Upload Moderation” undermines end-to-end encryption (Statement from Signal)

Quantum-proof addresses proposal (Bitcoin OpTech Newsletter #307)

TOP THREE 33

Texas man who threatened to kill US Rep. Maxine Waters sentenced to 33 months in prison (NBC)

Popular rugby player dies suddenly aged 33 after falling unwell at home as tributes pour in (The Sun)

33 displaced after large fire spreads to other homes in Dorchester (NBC Boston)

Red Cross provides emergency assistance to 33 residents displaced by Yonkers fire (Westchester News 12)
Trucker indicted for smuggling attempt of 33 migrants (Laredo Morning Times)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Arizona lawmakers sent Gov. Katie Hobbs a bill to legalize psilocybin centers where people could receive the psychedelic in a medically licensed setting (AZ Leg)

California regulators refuse to make officials available for interview on LA Times investigation into alarming levels of pesticides found in legal weed (Los Angeles Times)

Maryland Gov. Wes Moore issued pardons for more than 175,000 pot-related convictions in executive order (MD.gov)

New Hampshire lawmakers sent two bills to Gov. Chris Sununu’s desk to expand medical cannabis access (NH Legislature)
New York City officials being sued over efforts to close unlicensed pot businesses (Gothamist)
Rhode Island lawmakers sent Gov. Dan McKee a kratom regulation bill (RI Legislature)
Vermont Legislature overrides Gov. Phil Scott’s veto of safe injection site bill, 6 others (The Associated Press)

METAL MOMENT

This week, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Mushroomhead’sFall in Line.

Follow SirRevCyberTrucker@revcybertrucker.com on the Fediverse

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time THEY Ever joined an IRC chat.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever made a prank call.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Delta traveler nearly got away with bringing 33 pounds of cocaine on a flight (The Street)

Woman reels in monster 33-pound fish off Georgia coast (WSBTV)
Missouri mushroom hunters enlisted to help scientists find every fungi in the United States (KCUR)
Perfectly preserved 250-year-old cherries unearthed at George Washington’s Mt. Vernon home (AP)

Two men save dad, young sons from drowning in Colorado River (People)
“Portal to the underworld” returned to Mexico (New York Post)
Florida family finds ‘monster’ megalodon tooth while on vacation (MSN)
Vermont lawmaker apologizes for repeatedly pouring water in her colleague’s bag (AP)
Michigan man arrested for spraypainting Beavis heads all over Detroit (FOX)
Oregon amusement park guests left hanging upside down after ride malfunctions on opening day (FOX)

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Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 326 Producers: M. Andrew Jones, harvhat, ChadF, Tjunta, RevCyberTrucker, HeyCitizen, Boolysteed

Intro/Outro: Apolunewave – Neon Fire

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ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

HRF Bitcoin Development fund grants 10 BTC to 13 BTC Projects (Human Rights Foundation)
OpenCash Association launched to support projects building on Cashu protocol
Ginger Wallet: Wasabi Wallet fork with ‘compliant’ coinjoins
Spanish court grants ‘Bitcoin Jesus’ bail in extradition fight (Bloomberg)
Cake Wallet to integrate lightning network support with Breez SDK (Breez Tech / Medium)
BTCPayServer 1.13.2 (GitHub)
mempool.space

TOP THREE 33

Israeli strike kills 33 in a Gaza school filled with displaced families (The Associated Press)
Protesters nationwide hail hostage rescue, urge deal to free the rest; 33 arrested in Tel Aviv (Times of Israel)
Oakland crime down 33% according to Gov. Newsom (KRON 4)
Chicago shootings: at least 33 shot, 5 fatally, in weekend gun violence across city, police say (ABC 7)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Colorado Gov. Jared Polis signs bill to adjust psychedelic rules (CO Legislation)
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis vetoes hemp restriction bill (FL Senate)
Kentucky Rep. James Comer helps donor get Chinese hemp which tested as pot (The Daily Beast)
Fargo woman facing 30 years in prison for bong water (Minnesota Reformer)
Money isn’t enough to speed up Missouri’s marijuana expungements (MO Independent)
New York Gov. Kathy Hochul has a bill to reinstate marijuana farmers markets by creating a new cannabis grower showcase permit on her desk (NY Senate)
Slovenia voters vote to legislate medical pot, personal use (MJ Biz Daily)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Trivax’s Azrael. 

Follow along with his adventures on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@revcybertrucker.com.

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time THEY Ever flirted with a cop.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever joined an IRC chat.
Call/Text: (816) 607-3663

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Club 33 manager dies in ‘tragic’ Disneyland accident (The Orange County Register)
Fossil-hunting diver finds mastodon tusk off Florida coast (ABC)
Rare 7-foot fish washed ashore on Oregon’s coast garners worldwide attention (AP)
Rare white bison calf spotted in Yellowstone National Park could fulfill prophecy (FOX)
Content creator federally charged for having helicopter blast a Lamborghini with fireworks (AP)
Giraffe nibble turns into airborne safari adventure for Texas toddler (AP)
Woman steps in quicksand on Maine beach (AP)
Woman learns her dog is alive, up for adoption after taking it to be euthanized a year earlier (WBTV)
Archaeologists make deathly discovery at bottom of 800-year-old shipwreck (Miami Herald)
NYC couple finds safe containing almost $100K while magnet fishing in muddy Queens pond (USA Today)

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 325 Producers: ChadF, harvhat, Lavish, cbrooklyn, Bearsnare, makeheroism, Bowlysteed

Intro/Outro: Harris Heller – Neon Renegade (YouTube)

Listen to our latest Bowls With Buds ft. Face2theScr33n!

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Zeus v.0.9.0-alpha5: Purchase channels in advance, BOLT 12 offers & LN address for CLN (Github) 

Alby Extension v3.8.1 improved permissions. settings UI & more (Github) 

LND v0.18.0-beta (Github) 

GrapheneOS duress password

New ‘opt-in’ ChatControl EU mass surveillance council (Council of the European Union)

Biden Veto on Overturning SAB 121 Crypto Custody Bill (The White House)

KC Bitcoiners’ Beers, Billiards & Bitcoin @ Flo’s Poke-A-Dot 6/5 @ 6:00pm

Wanna join the next 1 million sat Ring of Fire? spencer@bowlafterbowl.com

TOP THREE 33

Former Bay Area sports star Drew Gordon, 33, dies in autocycle crash (SFGATE)

Heatstroke kills 33 polling staff in a state on last day of India election (AlJazeera)

At least 33 Palestinian Red Crescent officials killed in Gaza since October (TRT World)

Menopause impacts 33% of a woman’s life. It’s time to stop the stigma. (Forbes)

Troops ‘rescue’ 33 hostages, ‘kill six terrorists’ in Sambisa forest (TheCable)

Sexual offenses against young women up 33% on London public transport (The Standard)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Biden corrects expungement statement (YouTube)

STUDY: Terpenes “as effective as morphine at reducing chronic neuropathic pain” with fewer side effects (PAIN)

US Court of Appeals issues mixed decision for Curaleaf labor law case (Green Market Report)

Delaware Gov. John Carney signs bill expanding medical pot access (DE General Assembly)
Florida psychedelic church found liable in the death of a man who used drugs at a retreat it hosted (The Microdose)

Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry has bills to decriminalize pot paraphernalia and allowing him to pardon people for possession convictions without needing Board of Pardons recommendation on his desk (LA State Legislature) 

Minnesota pot law changes coming this summer (MN OCM)
Second Missouri judge rules counties and municipalities can stack pot taxes, rejecting challenge (MO Independent)

South Dakota secretary of state confirms activists collected enough signatures to put pot legalization on the November ballot

Vermont Gov. Phil Scott signs bill creating Psychedelic Therapy Advisory Working Group but vetoes safe consumption site bill (VT Legislature)

Air Canada wins right to test flight attendant’s hair for pot use (CBC)
South Africa President Cyril Ramaphosa signs Cannabis for Private Purposes Act (Gov.ZA)

METAL MOMENT

The RevCyberTrucker brings us Negro Terror’s Voice of Memphis.

Follow his adventures @SirRevCyberTrucker@RevCyberTrucker.com

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time THEY Ever had a Chipotle burrito.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever flirted with a cop.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Pregnant stingray with no male companion now has ‘reproductive disease’ (The Associated Press)
Missing alligator found alive in Kansas City after more than 10 days (KCTV)
Woman taken to Lincoln, Nebraska funeral home still alive (KLKNTV)
Human skull padlocked to dumbbell pulled out of New Orleans water by fisherman (AP)
Sleepy UK town thrust into chaos as out-of-control chickens ruin families’ everyday lives (WND)
St. George, Kansas family believes they found long lost charm on eBay (KSL TV)
Man who went viral for driving during virtual court hearing for suspended license reportedly vindicated (FOX)

Rare juvenile T.rex fossil unearthed by 3 boys, now on display at Denver museum (FOX)
Chain stops bullet, sparing Colorado man’s fate (FOX)
Rare Boba Fett action figure sells for record-breaking $525,000 (Heritage Auctions)

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Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 323 Producers: harvhat, ChadF, phifer, Boolysteed, HeyCitizen, NetNed

Join us SUNDAY night for a Face2theScr33n Bowls With Buds!

Intro/Outro: Vladmsorensen – Summer Shift

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Ronin Dojo v2.1.4 (No Bullshit Bitcoin)

Hodl Hold blocks US users from accessing its lending platform (No Bullshit Bitcoin)

Speed wallet implements KYC for US-based users (No BS BTC)

Samourai devs first court hearing (No BS BTC)

KC Bitcoiners’ morning Coffee Meetup June 7th

KC Citadel Farm meetup June 22nd

TOP THREE 33

33 tornadoes reported through Midwest on Tuesday (FOX)

Rajkot inferno toll climbs to 33, many still missing in ‘manmade disaster’ (The Hindu)

Cardiac arrest survival rates increase from 5% to 33% with life saving equipment made mobile (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)

A Missouri man has been in prison for 33 years. A new hearing could determine if he was wrongfully convicted. (CBS)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Feds accepting public comments on rescheduling proposal (DEA)

Dr. Drew reveals potential fallout from DOJ’s marijuana reclassification (FOX)

What it means if marijuana shifts from a Schedule 1 to 3 drug (WGCU)

STUDY: more Americans consume marijuana daily than drink alcohol (Wiley)

Louisiana lawmakers sent Gov. Jeff Landry bill to transfer medical cultivation licenses (Louisiana Illuminator)

Ann Arbor, MI votes to dedicate $1 million in pot revenue to social services (MLive)

Minnesota lawmakers send Gov. Tim Walz bills making changes to state pot laws (MinnPost)

New York Gov. Kathy Hochul touts court decision to impose $15.2 million fine on owner of unlicensed pot stores (Gov.NY)

Nicki Minaj’s England concert postponed after detained by Dutch authorities over pot (The Associated Press)

US Virgin Island Governor Albert Bryan Jr. approves pot rules and regulations (VI.gov)

METAL MOMENT

Please send love, prayers and karma to RevCyberTrucker who is still missing his kitty Grogu. 🙁

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever had quiche.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever had a Chipotle burrito.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

To be buried in RI Veterans Cemetery couple weds after 33 years (The Providence Journal)
Lost wallet returned to man after 33 years (Comox Valley Record)
Mexican government says arm of 19th century mummy came off after mishandling by museum staff (AP)
Woman out for walk in Czech Republic discovers medieval treasure (FOX)
Georgia angler hooks unique-looking fish , snags state record 2 months after it’s broken (FOX)
Rooster flies into car while woman drives (FOX)
Wisconsin library waives damage fees in exchange for photos of pets behind the damage (Book Riot)
Skydiver recovers phone after it fell from his pocket at 12,000 feet (FOX)
Family contracts brain worms from undercooked black bear meat (FOX)
Alligator escapes Missouri middle school petting zoo (Kansas City Star)

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 322 Producers: SircussMedia, Sharky, SeeDubs, harvhat, ChadF, HeyCitizen, makeheroism, NetNed, BowlySteed, phifer, Face2theBowl

Intro/Outro: Vladmsorensen – Don’t Go Outside

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Celebrate May 22nd the 14th Bitcoin Pizza Day with KC Bitcoiners 6:00 pm at Pizza STOP

The Bitcoin Scammer Uncensored with Junseth (What Bitcoin Did) 

Tornado Cash Developer Alexey Pertsev sentenced to 64 months in prison in the Netherlands (The Block)

Venezuela cracks down on Bitcoin mining (No Bullshit Bitcoin)

Julian Assange can appeal extradition to US, UK High Court rules (CNN)

COPA vs Craig Wright written judgement published (Judiciary.UK)

TOP THREE 33

George, South Africa building collapse: 33 dead, search operation completed (News24)

UFC, BKFC veteran Geane Herrera dead at 33 (MMA Fighting)
Staten Island man gets 33 months in prison for $1.9M baby formula scam (NY Daily News)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Department of Justice submits proposed regulation to reschedule marijuana (DOJ)

Here is Joe Biden’s video announcing scheduling (Marijuana Moment) 

Veteran Drug Enforcement Administration agent sentenced to 3 years for bribing former colleague to leak intelligence (The Associated Press)

Former Deputy Sheriff, DEA Task Force officer pleads guilty to conspiring to distribute narcotics, defrauding the US, tax evasion (DOJ)

Cannabis poisonings among older adults have tripled, study finds (CNN)

Two Chiefs players arrested for pot possession in Kansas (Bleacher Report)

Iowa Gov. Kim Reynolds signed a bill to regulate hemp products (Gov.IA)

Maryland Gov. Wes Moore signed legislation creating a new Task Force on REsponsible Use of Natural Psychedelic Substances (Gov.MD)

Cannabis spotted near Wisconsin State Capitol (WMTV)

METAL MOMENT

Send kitty karma and love to RevCyberTrucker this week. </3

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever saw an episode of South Park.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever had quiche.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Couple of 33 years marries after terminal cancer diagnosis (WRDW)

Man causes more than $8k worth of damage by throwing fish around new DMV center (Lincoln Journal Star)
Time traveler caught on Florida camera (The Sun)

West Virginia candidate hospitalized after being bitten by snakes while removing campaign signs (The Associated Press)

Stolen antique weathervane recovered 40 years later, returned to Vermont (AP)

Hot dog restaurant hosts ‘upsetting’ Bluey event (FOX)

Alabama teen hopes to set state fishing record after reeling in species new to waters (FOX)

Japan grappling with invasive raccoon population nearly 40 years after bringing them to the country (New York Post)

Cop makes Aberdeen inmate jumpstart RV he allegedly stole (FOX)

95-year-old retired seamstress reunited with 40-year-old sculpture of herself in Little Italy (AMNY)

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 321 Producers: Oystein Berge, harvhat, piranesi, Bowlysteed, ericpp, RevCyberTrucker, ajoint, Tjunta, seedubs

Listen to the StevenB Bowls With Buds

Intro/Outro: Vladmsorensen – Outlaw

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

SeedSigner: Next Level Bitcoin Security

Zeus v0.8.4

zap.store: Nostr-based permissionless app store (No Bullshit Bitcoin)

Juneseth’s Werld Episode 75 Interview with a $0ci@L Engineering H4x0r mp3

BTC Meetup 6:00 pm at The Bar in Mission, KS

May 24th 7:30 am BTC & Coffee Meetup at Take Care

TOP THREE 33

Washington traffic deaths reached 33-year high in 2023, data shows (KING5)

Police dismantle pro-Palestinian protest encampment on Penn’s campus; 33 cited (CBS)

GWU protest continues after 33 arrested in clash with police (FOX 5 DC)

Shohei Ohtani’s former interpreter agrees to plead guilty, faces up to 33 years (NBC Sports)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Drug Enforcement Administration releases 2024 National Drug Threat Assessment (DEA.gov)

Federal judge denies Hunter Biden’s claim ban on gun possession by people who use illegal drugs is unconstitutional (US Courts)

US Supreme Court rules authorities do not have to provide speedy hearings when they seize property used in drug crimes (The Associated Press)

Alaska lawmakers send Gov. Mike Dunleavy a bill to create a task force to study how to license and regulate psychedelic-assisted therapy in the event of federal approval (AK Legislature)

Colorado lawmakers sent Gov. Jared Polis a bill to streamline pot regulations (CO Legislature)

Connecticut Gov. Ned Lamont signs bill restricting intoxicating hemp-derived products (CT General Assembly)
Minnesota pot growers sue state, seeking to legally sell their homegrown cannabis (StarTribune)

Vermont Gov. Phil Scott has a bill to create a psychedelic-assisted therapy working group on his desk  along with one to legalize and fund a safe consumption site (VT Legislature)
125 pot convicts released from prison since Germany enacted legalization (Tages Schau)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the Rev CyberTrucker brings us Green Jelly’s Three Little Pigs.

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time THEY Ever had a recurring dream.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever saw a South Park episode.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

33-year-old man survives 118 hours under collapsed building (ENCA)
Nashville officer fired for porn video in uniform (WSMV)
Punxsutawney Phil’s kits gets named but won’t be heirs (AP)
Michigan woman found living inside grocery store sign (Business Insider)
NYC jail guard injured after body camera catches fire (FOX)
Wisconsin man ate grill brush bristle, almost died (FOX)
Arizona woman wrangles snake at wedding (FOX)
Snake delays another Japanese train (Yoimuri)
Man gets realistic picture of his boat painted on a fence intended to hide it (KSBW)
Zoogoers outraged to discover panda exhibit was actually dogs dyed black and white (New York Post)
106-year-old Texas man reclaims title as oldest skydiver (Guinness World Records)

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 319 Producers: Kevin S, harvhat, Oystein Berge, Cannabis Records, ChadF, justlistenin, LyonStyles, test toker, ericpp, RevCyberTrucker, HeyCitizen, Boolysteed, NetNed

Listen to the Mouseybear and Tjunta Bowls With Buds if you missed it live.

Tune in this Friday at 8pm Central for a StevenB back in the Bowl!

Check out A Walk to the End of the Block to hear a tale of sexbots and fatties.

Intro/Outro: Ghostrifter – Deflector

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Helipad 0.2.0 (Github) 

Federal prosecutors are (still) ‘investigating’ Jack Dorsey’s block for alleged gaps in compliance (No Bullshit Bitcoin)

zkSNACKS to suspend Coinjoin June 1st (No BS BTC)

Senator Cynthia Lummis (WY) slams DOJ for hyper-aggressive stance on self-custody software (No BS BTC)

Block to invest 10% of BTC profits into BTC each month for the rest of 2024 (Bloomberg)

OpenSats receives additional $21M from #startsmall initiative (Philanthropy News Digest)

Emessbee: Construct coinjoin transactions without a coordinator (No BS BTC)

TOP THREE 33

Hamas to release 33 hostages, living and dead, in proposed deal (The Jerusalem Post)

At least 33 tornadoes reported in Oklahoma this weekend (WeatherNation)

Former NBA player Darius Morris dead at 33 (TMZ)

NOAA researchers announce 33% increase in gray whale numbers, end investigation into die-off (Oregon Capital Chronicle)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Colorado Gov. Jared Polis signs bill concerning “hemp” definition (CO.gov)
Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp signs hemp regulation bill (Capitol Beat)

Missouri judge rules counties, cities can stack pot taxes on top of one another (Missouri Independent)

New York regulators sued again (Times Union)

Austin, Texas cops claim to find fentanyl-laced pot (FOX)

METAL MOMENT

TONIGHT, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Alestorm’s Keelhauled.

FIRST TIME I EVER…

This week, Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever had the wind knocked out of them.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever had a recurring dream.

Call/text NOW: (816) 607-3663

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Canadian woman finally receives postcard from Galapagos — 33 years later (Vancouver Sun)

Pennsylvania man’s emotional support alligator Wally goes missing (Associated Press)

To fend off tourists, Fujikawaguchiko to build big screen blocking view of Mount Fuji (AP)

Kittens dropped off at Arizona Humane Society turn out to be something else (FOX)

Kentucky fisherman in Texas hooks prehistoric 200-pound alligator snapping turtle, monster alligator gar (FOX)
Researchers discover 1909 shipwreck at bottom of Lake Superior (FOX)

North Carolina child hears monsters in walls, turns out to be 50,000 bees (FOX)

Rare bird photographed, never seen in US before (FOX)

TSA finds bag of snakes in passenger’s pants at Miami airport (FOX)

Grandmother welcomes 4 new grandchildren on the same day (KXAN)

Tune in FRIDAY at 8PM Central for StevenB back on Bowls With Buds!

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 317 Producers: harvhat, dovydas, Dirty Jersey Whore, Anonymous Fountain user, Bearsnare, Lavish, Boolysteed, ajoint, ericpp, jdncrypt

Intro/Outro: Boxcat Games – Against the Wall

Listen to the hzrd149 Bowls With Buds if you missed it live.

Tune in FRIDAY at 8pm CT for MouseyBear & Tjunta Bowls With Buds!

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Samourai Wallet founders arrested, charged with money laundering, unlicensed money transmitting offenses (Justice.gov)

Samourai Wallet co-founder Keonne Rodriguez pleads not guilty, released on $1M bond (NO BS BTC)

How to migrate Samourai wallet to Sparrow (Freedom.tech)

Sparrow Wallet v1.9.0: Remove Whirlpool client and Soroban-related features (No Bullshit Bitcoin)

FBI issues warning against using ‘no-KYC’ cryptocurrency money transmitting services (IC3)

Phoenix Wallet to stop serving US customers on May 3rd (No BS BTC)

zkSNACKS Coinjoin coordinator is now blocking US residents, citizens (TTS)

DOJ challenges Tornado Cash developers’ motion to dismiss (No BS BTC)

Roger Ver charged with mail fraud, tax evasion and filing false tax returns (DOJ)

Solo Bitcoin miner hits the 3.125 BTC lottery, solving valid block (Cointelegraph)

TOP THREE 33

33 arrested at pro-Palestine rally after Indiana University policy change (WISH-TV)
Tornado kills 5, injuries 33 in Chinese metro (CNN)
Zombie deer disease now spread to 33 states (Denver7)
Bangladesh: Extreme heat kicks 33 million children out of schools (BBC)

Mother’s Day spending expected to top $33 billion (WILX)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Biden delays proposed rule to ban menthol cigarettes (HHS)

Biden Administration aims to reclassify marijuana as less dangerous drug (The Wall Street Journal)
US DEA will move to reclassify marijuana (The Associated Press)
THE DOJ is expected to recommend marijuana be reclassified as less dangerous (NPR)

Biden administration takes step to make marijuana use a less serious crime (Reuters)
Explainer: How US change on marijuana would help cannabis companies (Reuters)
DEA exempts ayahuasca import, religous use for Arizona church (Filter)

Judge upholds $191,000 award to former Amsterdam, New York wastewater treatment worker who was fired over medical pot use (Times-Union)

New York regulators ask federal court to dismiss lawsuit claiming their pot licensing process discriminates against white males (Green Market Report)

North Dakota Secretary of State Michael Howe approves legalization initiative (ND Monitor)
The Pennsylvania Commonwealth Court overturned a ruling that found reimbursing an injured worker for medical pot violated federal law (Business Insurance)

Thailand’s public health minister signs directive allowing use of psilocybin and opium for medical treatment and research (Nation Thailand)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Diablo Swing Orchestra – Swagger and Stroll Down the Rabbit Hole.

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time THEY Ever stepped on a thumbtack.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever got the wind knocked out of you.

Call or text NOW: (816) 607-3663

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Sexsomnia (CNN)

Paleontologists unravel secrets of ‘enigmatic’ 33-foot prehistoric shark after fossil discovery (Smithsonian Magazine)

Chicago’s rat hole removed after city determines sidewalk was damaged (AP)
Utah cat accidentally shipped in Amazon return box found 650 miles from home by warehouse worker (FOX)
Ohio teen pulls in massive 101-pound blue catfish setting new state record (FOX)
Giant tumor growing for decades removed from neck of Scottsdale man (FOX)

Florida city low on cemetery space considers repurposing schools (FOX)
Wales: Firefighters rescue poodle trapped under kitchen (MAWW Fire)

Australia: Escaped dog shuts down traffic in underground tunnel (9News)

Boy, 13, fines ‘holy grail’ Lego octopus piece from sea spillage in 1997 (Sky)

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 315 Producers: Sharky, SircussMedia, harvhat, cottongin, ChadF, HeyCitizen, Bearsnare, Memes1337, test toker, LyonStyles, Tjunta, MakeHeroism, ajoint, harvhat, Boolysteed, Boo-Bury

Listen to the 4/20 Bowls With Buds featuring MakeHeroism and MaryKate-Ultra.

Tune in FRIDAY for another Bowls With Buds featuring hzrd149 IN the Bowl!

Intro/Outro: Vladmsorensen ft. Aaron Trincado – Midnight Theory

Abs n’ a 6 pack Episode 253 War Culture Radio

Grumpy Old Bens Episode 254: Node Business

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Video of Spencer celebrating the Halving

Craig Wright discontinues Tulip trading case in major win for Bitcoin developers (No Bullshit Bitcoin)

US government rejects calls to end Assange case, submits ‘non-assurances’ for extradition (No BS BTC)

Braiins pool lightning payouts now available to all users (No BS BTC)

OpenSats receives $1 million donation from the Reynolds Foundation (No BS BTC)

KC Bitcoiners’ Coffee meetup FRIDAY 4/26 at 7:30 a.m.

TOP THREE 33

Woman pregnant 33 weeks before Chicago care center noticed, 3 workers suspended (Kansas City Star)
Black hole found in our galaxy is 33 times the sun’s mass (Earth)

Nigerian airstrike killed 33 villagers during Eid, witnesses say (The EastAfrican)

Operation Shockwave in Lynchburg, Virginia ends with 33 charged, seizure of fentanyl (WFXR)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Dutchie e-commerce systems reported widespread outages on 4/20 (MJ Biz Daily)

U.S. should make more and faster strides on Fogel release (TribLive)
San Francisco museum unveils fancy new bong collection (SFGate)
San Diego mayor pushes to cut social equity program (Voice of San Diego)
Hawaii lawmakers sent Gov. Josh Green legislation to expunge past offenses (HI Legislature)

Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear signs bill to expedite medical licensing (KY Gov)

Maine Gov. Janet Mills signs bill allowing people to apply to have convictions expunged (ME Legislature)

Missouri attorney general launches consumer protection investigation into hemp products (MO AG.gov)

Missouri regulators issue health advisory about hemp products (MO Health.gov)

Montana lawmakers fail to override Gov. Greg Gianforte’s veto of a bill to reallocate pot tax revenue (Daily Montanan)

Oklahoma lawmakers sent Gov. Kevin Stitt a bill on pot packaging requirements (OK Senate)

METAL MOMENT

Road karma to the Rev and hope to have another Metal Moment next Bowl!

FIRST TIME I EVER…

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FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

33-year-old John Deere fetches high auction haul (AgWeb)
Kaffa Roasterie’s “AI-conic” blend (AP)
Indiana man wins primary election while charged with murder (AP)
Ancient snake in India might have been longer than a school bus, weighed a ton (AP)
Canadian family receives wrong body after dies on Cuban vacation (AP)
Loose lemur caught after several weeks in Texas (UPI)
Two vultures found ‘too drunk to fly’ in CT (UPI)
Strangers return diamond ring found on Texas beach to its owner (UPI)
NASA confirms debris that hit Florida home is trash from ISS (UPI)
Stowaway snake causes delay for bullet train in Japan (UPI)