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TOP THREE 33

Man who fired hundreds of rounds at CDC HQ (BBC)
‘Walking Dead’ actor Kelley Mack dies at 33 (NBC) 
Rapper T-Hood dead at 33 after being murdered in his Georgia home (Yahoo)
Korea moves closer to legalizing nonmedical tattooing after 33-year ban (The Korea Times) 
Pakistani forces kill 33 militants in overnight operation near Afghan border (ABC News)
10 dead, 33 missing in China flooding (Northwest Arkansas Democrat-Gazette)
Texas House, Illinois state senator sue 33 AWOL Democrats in Illinois court (The Center Square)
33-year-old fashion designer found dead on boat at yacht club, reports say (ABV)

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President Trump on marijuana reclassification (CSPAN Twitter)
Trump names DEA administrator as interim federal commissioner of DC Metropolitan Police Department (CNN)
Suffolk County, MA Sheriff indicted for alleged extortion (Justice.gov)
New Mexico bans synthetic hemp (Organ Mountain News)
Guy visits New York City (YouTube)
Slightly Stoopid sparks up on stage with laser beam in Texas (Slightly Stoopid YouTube)
Federal judge sides with Utah psilocybin church (Marijuana Moment)
Seth Rogen on taking shrooms during Marc Maron’s podcast (The Tonight Show YouTube)

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Developer of crypto mixer Tornado Cash found guilty on one criminal charge (The Wall Street Journal)
Samourai Wallet founders face prison after guilty plea (CoinGeek)
The shrinking Bitcoin dominance story no one’s talking about (Yahoo)
KC Bitcoiners THURSDAY at Mission Farmers Market
August 23rd Pool Party TBA

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Celebration planned for Mall of America’s 33rd birthday (CBS News)
Curry recall in 33 states as FDA issues risk warning (Newsweek)
Niger investigating $5 million meteorite sale (The Associated Press)

Jellyfish infestation forces French nuclear plant to shut down (iHeartRadio)
Rabbit with ‘tentacles’ or ‘horns’ growing from their heads spotted (KSBW)
Sick 20′ python ditched in L.A. dumpster (FOX)
South Korean Starbucks asks customers to stop bringing printers, desktop computers (Fortune)
Tennessee 8th grader stripped, put in solitary confinement because of AI surveillance (Not the Bee)

Not your average foul tip (Jomboy Media Twitter)

There’s a market for adult binkies (New York Post)

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TOP THREE 33

33 more Palestinians killed in Israeli airstrikes in war-torn Gaza (Anadolu Ajansi)

Ben-Gvir’s visit to Jerusalem holy site sparks tensions as Israeli fire kills 33 seeking aid (The Associated Press)

Maui brush fire burns 33 acres (Maui Now)

‘Pepsi Girl’ turns 33: August 2 (Oregon Live)

SiriusXM reports drop to 33 million paid subscribers, strength in podcasting (Hollywood Reporter)

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The Board of Immigration Appeals ruled people fighting removal after being convicted on state drug charges have the burden of proving the state statute is broader than federal law to avoid deportation

DEA promotes article linking weed to depression, suicidal ideation (Get Smart About Drugs)

Trump signs executive order targeting funding for safe consumption sites (White House)

ScottsMiracle-Gro CEO speaks to Trump about legalization (Fox BUsiness)

Glass House Brand provides updates to ICE raid (Globe Newswire)

Minnesota dispensaries open without inventory (FOX)

150 New York pot shops could be shut down (Fox)

Texas DA Sarah Stogner smokes joint live on TikTok to protest THC-ban legislation (LinkedIn)

German Federal Institute for Drugs and Medical Devices issues first-ever approval for compassionate use of psilocybin in the European Union (Open PR)

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Tornado Cash jury still deliberating (Bitcoin Magazine)

SEC’s Peirce defends transaction privacy as Tornado Cash verdict looms (CoinTelegraph)

Man who lost 8K Bitcoin now worth $900 million wants to tokenize entire in bid to assert claim on dumped fortune (Yahoo Finance)

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Radioactive wasp nests found at SC Cold War-era US nuclear bomb site (KTLA)

Bat flies into woman’s mouth in Arizona, costs nearly $21k in medical bills (NBC)

Dildo thrown on court during final moments of WNBA game (New York Post)
Denmark zoo asks people to donate small pets as food for captive predators (AP)

Parents given deceased son’s brain by funeral homes, lawsuit alleges (AP)

Matt Rife, Elton Castee buy Warren Occult Museum (FOX)

Brazilian woman found dead with 26 iPhones glued to her body (Dangerous Minds)

Archaeologists keep finding massive shoes at an ancient Roman fort – and they have no idea why they’re so big (Smithsonian Magazine)

Seattle Kraken’s mascot attracts bear (Twitter)

How Goose the water monitor lizard was caught 2 weeks after escaping Massachusetts home (NBC)

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The Great Unthinking’s The Innocence Paradox

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TOP THREE 33

Gunman who killed 4 in New York was trying to get to NFL offices, claimed to have CTE (The Associated Press)

Nigerian ‘bandits’ kill 33 captives despite receiving ransom, residents and officials say (TRT GLobal)

Russian attacks kill two in east Ukraine, 33 hurt in Kharkiv (Reuters)

Gaza health ministry says 33 people died from malnutrition in 48 hours (BBC)

Thai-Cambodia clashes kill at least 33 amid UN call for ‘restraint’ (France 24)

33 minutes makes crucial difference for Reno High vandalism suspect (KOLO)

Massachusetts State Police trooper still in ICU 33 days after he was nearly killed in Revere hit-and-run (CBS)

33 violations reported during recall votes in Taiwan (Focus Taiwan)

BC SPCA investigation results in surrender of 33 cats, dogs including mom with 11 puppies (SPCA)

Florida man tries to murder wife 33 miles off Manatee County coast, deputies say (WFLA)

Girls volleyball coach sentenced to 33 years in prison for exploiting players (Star Tribune)

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DEA offers anti-drug patch to BSA, Girl Scouts (Just Think Twice PR)

Terrence Cole sworn in as DEA Administrator (DEA)

Park open container, weed arrests blamed on Trump executive order (ABC)

Federal court sides with Pennsylvania safe drug consumption site (Marijuana Moment)

Oaksterdam University Founder RIchard Lee passed away (Oaksterdam)

Missouri Supreme Court rules cities, counties cannot stack sales taxes on pot products (Missouri Independent)

Oregon attorney general files draft ballot title, summary for initiative to legalize social lounges (OR AG)

GloRilla arrested for weed after house gets burglarized (The Associated Press)

British comedian Russell Howard gets his mom high for the first time (YouTube)

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Bitcoin mixer Samourai founders to plead guilty in crypto privacy case (Decrypt)

Pizza delivery heist scene in Brooklyn 99 (YouTube)

Tornado Cash developer Roman Storm will not take the stand, lawyers say (CoinDesk)

I had $6 million in crypto on my phone – then made a mistake that haunts every Bitcoin millionaire (Benzinga)

KC Bitcoiners meetup at The Bar THURSDAY at 6:30 pm

KC Bitcoiners August 8 at Maps Coffee

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Man awarded $12,500 after Google Street View camera captured him naked in his yard in Argentina (CBS)

North Carolina gamer shocked by lightning while livestreaming (FOX)

World’s most premature baby turns one year old (99.3 The Fox)
New Zealand cat “Leonardo da Pinchy” steals underwear (The FUCKING News YouTube)
Mom has four kids born on 7/7 (PEOPLE)

Pennsylvania police ask for help building case against “imposter nurse” (CBS)

New Orleans officials mistakenly release inmate from same prison where 10 escaped in May (NBC)

Chuck E. Cheese arrested in Tallahassee (Not the Bee)

Seattle woman sues Blue Angels, says military jets terrorized her dying cat, silenced her online (KIRO)

Alien in Compton? (NBC YouTube) 

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Sun Fresh Market on Kansas City, Missouri’s eastside in decline with rotten odors, empty shelves (KSHB)

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TOP THREE 33

Philadelphia’s DC 33 ratifies new contract after tentative agreement (CBS)

Ex-officer convicted in Breonna Taylor case sentenced to 33 months in prison (CBS)

Lightning strikes kill 33 people in a week as India’s monsoon season brings powerful storms (CBS)

Suspicious vehicle leads to arrest of three smugglers, 33 illegal aliens (Texas Border Business)

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President Trump signs HALT Act (YouTube) which you can read here (Congress) 
Terrence Cole confirmed at DEA
Hunter Biden interview (Channel 5 / YouTube) on crack
Hunter Biden walks free while this man serves 4 years for the same crime (Yahoo)
Ross Ulbricht at Turning Point USA’s Student Action Summit (YouTube)

Theo Von with guest W. Bryan Hubbard (YouTube

Kevin Durant filmed smoking weed at Wireless Festival in London (Total Sports)

Czech Republic president signs bill to legalize possession, home cultivation of pot, allow medical psilocybin (Forbes)

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GENIUS Act (Congress)

Money Talks on the GENIUS Act (NBC)

5 things to know as the GENIUS Act becomes law (The Hill)

Tornado Cash motion to dismiss denied (Bitcoin Magazine) 

KC Bitcoiners FRIDAY at Maps Coffee @ 8:30 a.m.

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Superman’s steamy 33-second kiss deemed ‘overly sensual’ for Indian viewers (NBC)
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert ends after “historic” 33-season run (The Tower) *Jon Stewart’s unhinged reaction
Mars rock auctioned off for $5.3 million (The Associated Press)
Florida woman charged after spraying mace at drive who struck chicken (FOX)
Man dies after being pulled into MRI machine by metal chain (CNN)
Swamp crotch sets off TSA alarms (Vice)
After fiancé is found dead, man researches time travel to correct mistake (CBS)

KFC’s longest-serving worker dies (Somerset Live)
911 dispatcher calls woman to call her the dumbest person in town (Not the Bee)
Paranormal investigator, Annabelle doll handler, dies on tour (WFTV)

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TOP THREE 33

Regular trash pickup resumes in Philadelphia as DC 33 members begin voting on contract (ABC)
Measles cases reaches 33-year high nationwide as NYC urges vaccination (Gothamist)
The huge contaminated fruit recall that led to 33 deaths (Yahoo)

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Charles Barkley on women, drugs, weed (YouTube)

National Institute on Drug Abuse halts cannabis supply deal with Ole Miss (Cannabis Wire)
319 arrested during ICE raid at Glass House cannabis farms (ABC)
Cop convicted of extorting weed from drivers (Justice.gov)

Weed pics show up in Google search of police department (CBS)

Nebraska advocate charged with alleged improper notarization of legal ballot petitions is running for governor (Nebraska Examiner)

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No No Bullshit Bitcoin updates 🙁

Cantor Fitzgerald SPAC in talks for $4B Bitcoin deal with Blockstream (Decrypt)

Deutsche Bank analyst says Bitcoin is having a “historic decline in volatility levels” (Bitcoin Magazine)

KC Bitcoiners THURSDAY at The Bar 6:30 pm Central

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Young crewmember murdered aboard luxury superyacht in paradise (FOX)

Sesame Street’s Elmo gets hacked, tweets ‘Kill All Jews’ (FOX)
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NYC subways flood during torrential downpour (Not the Bee)

Trans sex offender “mentally unfit” to stand trial (FOX)

Trans sex offender mentally unfit to stand trial (Not the Bee)
Seagull hit by line drive during Corpus Christi Hooks game (Yahoo)

Dude on powered parachute hits power lines, falls into river, survives (Not the Bee)

Turtle causes apartment fire by knocking over heat lamp (London-Fire)

Ronald McDonald statue kidnapped in Pennsylvania (New York Post)
Hundreds of Amazon packages mistakenly shipped to woman’s house for a year (ABC YouTube)

Cannabis cake shared at hospital lunch (1 News)

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Bowls With Buds Episode 344 ★ Bowls With Buds ★ ChadF

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The Great Unthinking: Must Love People

‘A devastating year’ for fireworks in Missouri (KSHB)
Intro/Outro: Kaiolyn – Ronda

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Bowlers called in about the First Time They Ever went to an arcade.

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TOP THREE 33

US measles cases reach 33-year high as outbreaks spread (The Washington Post / archive)

DC 33, city to resume negotiations today as Philadelphia strike continues (CBS)
Family of 33 survives Hill Country floods on hotel roof (KSAT)

Israeli airstrikes kill 33 Palestinians in Gaza (AJC)

Austin Pets Alive! seeks foster homes for 33 pets displaced by Kerr County floods (CBS)

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Chuck Loveland “light ’em up” video (YouTube)
Study shows more frequent cannabis use linked with greater daily sexual desire (Queen’s University Canada)
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signs bill stripping weed cards from people with drug convictions (Marijuana Moment)
Hawaii Governor Josh Green signs bill letting some doctors recommend medical weed for any condition via telehealth (Hawaii.gov)
Dallas Cowboys player KaVonte Turpin arrested on weed, gun charges (FOX)
‘Rogue cop’ on trial for extorting marijuana from drivers (Courthouse News)

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Judge excludes OFAC sanctions in Tornado Cash trial (AIInvest)

Bitcoin lacked mainstream media coverage in Q2 (Cointelegraph)

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KC Bitcoiners Coffee JULY 11th at 8am Central

KC Bitcoiners Royals Game @ Kauffman Stadium August 29th

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Tampa Bay area’s Miki Sudo eats 33 hot dogs, wins 11th women’s title in Nathan’s contest (FOX)

Australian woman found guilty of murdering her in-laws by toxic mushrooms (NPR)
Previously discussed on Bowl After Bowl Episode 282 ★ Shenanigans and Sued

AI band tops Shittify charts (CBC.ca)
Medical clinic pleads for a stop to ‘unsolicited’ urine samples (UPI)
Billions of flies to be dumped out of planes in an effort to fight flesh-eating maggot (CBS)
Faygo Red Pop used as lure in fatal Saginaw Township bank hostage standoff (MLive)

Youth baseball coaches fired after streaking in front of kids at upstate NY tournament (New York Post)

Massachusetts woman records mystery object in the sky (WHDH)
Russian boxer shares vape with orangutan (Not the Bee)

Passenger misinterprets seat neighbor’s ‘RIP’ text, forcing flight to divert (USA Today)

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Intro/Outro: GSD – Miami 82

Arcades & Love Songs: The Ballad of Walter Day

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Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever packed too much.

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Mentioned podcast: Moe Factz Episode 100: Hard R

TOP THREE 33

Democrats fret about national fallout after Mamdani stuns in New York City (The Associated Press)

Philly workers union strike impacts trash pickup, other services (NBC10 Philadelphia)
Chicago sees 33% drop in homicides through first half of 2025, data shows (FOX 32 Chicago)

Indiana state police seize 33 pounds of marijuana in major bust on bypass near US 20 (WSBT)

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Mike Tyson pitches rescheduling, banking on FOX News (YouTube)
Lorde uses MDMA-therapy to battle stage fright (Stephen Colbert YouTube)

PooTube comedy group teams up with Elks Drug Awareness Program and the Drug Enforcement Administration to terrify kids (Smosh Pit YouTube)

Failed orbital mission loses human remains, space pot (Gizmodo)

Maine Gov. Janet Mills signs budget legislation containing provisions to increase marijuana taxes (WMTW)

Judge dismisses federal preemption case against Nebraska medical cannabis laws (Nebraska Examiner)

Nebraska Gov. Pillen approves emergency medical cannabis regulations, applications now sought (Nebraska Examiner)

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Jack Mallers’ BTCPrague keynote (YouTube) 

KC Bitcoiners Beers THURSDAY at The Bar 6:30 pm
Coffee FRIDAY at Maps

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Domino tower measuring over 33 feet tall breaks world record (Guinness World Records)

Utility workers digging trenches find 1,000-year-old mummy with intact hair (FOX)

Man caught carrying around mummy to show friends (Grivizo)
Interested in 1,500 porcelain dolls? (FOX)

Helicopter rains cash onto Detroit street (FOX)

Alabama man dressed as Scooby Doo robs store (Patch)

Mizzou professor gets Fagbag page deleted for posting raw data that contradicts the climate cult (Not the Bee)

Spanish beekeeper releases bees to get out of traffic stop (Segre)

12-year-old saves baby brothers, grandma from house fire (Not the Bee)

Fishtank Season 4 ends too soon (Fishtank YouTube)

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Homegrown Hits Episode 90

Mary-KateUltra’s Discount Blessings! (Substack)

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Episode 344 ★ ChadF ★ Bowls With Buds

bitpunk_fm unwound BTC Prague Report / bitpunk.fm Cassette Countdown / Stay Awhile – Able and The Wolf

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TOP THREE 33

Israel recovers bodies of three Gaza captives as it kills 33 Palestinians (Al Jazeera)

Inside historic 33-hour B-2 stealth bomber strike on Iran’s nuclear sites (Aviation A2Z)
BBC gives Israeli deaths 33 times more coverage, new study reveals (Novara Media)
Ukraine war latest: ‘It was impossible to look at’ – Russian mass missile, drone attack on Kyvi kills at least 9, injures 33 (The Kyiv Independent)

Hims & Hers stock plunges 33% as Novo Nordisk ends partnership, citing ‘illegal’ practices (Investopedia)

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Antidepressants can cause heat intolerance, dehydration (New York Post)

Study finds higher doses of LSD lead to ‘greater reductions in depression’ (Cell.com)
DEA judge rules against MMJ BioPharma Cultivation’s effort to obtain cannabis bulk manufacturing license (FOX)

Nebraska Attorney General Mike Hilgers sends cease and desist letters to 204 retailers over mislabeled THC products (Nebraska Examiner)

New Jersey finalizes Cannabis Training Academy (NJ.gov)

Texas Gov. Greg Abbott signs bill expanding medical weed law, vetoes THC ban (Texas Tribune)

Korea Supreme Court declares CBD illegal (Korea JoongAng Daily)

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Bitcoin ad on the Las Vegas strip

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Texas ready for $10M Bitcoin purchase after governor signs bill for state reserve (CoinDesk)

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Alabama man allegedly used dead man’s identity to buy 33 guns, thousands of rounds (AL.com)
33 unmarked burials potentially found at Legacy Park in Decatur, Georgia (WABE)
*Cape Girardeau, Missouri road buckles in the heat (KY3)

Michigan bear roamed woods for two years with lid on his neck, but not anymore (The Associated Press)

15-year-old boy struck by lightning in Central Park ‘feels lucky’ (ABC 7 NY)

Giant sphere falls from sky in Indiana after severe weather sweeps through (FOX)

Leaders of ‘orgasmic meditation’ women’s wellness company OneTaste convicted in forced labor trial (AP)

Man finds out he was married without his knowledge, ex-girlfriend arrested (KLFY)

Chinese hotel told ‘wake-up service’ of red pandas climbing onto guest beds must stop (The Independent UK)

Michigan dispensary Bigfoot causes controversy (EH Extra), while another dispensary is offering freebies with proof of Bigfoot sightings (WKFR)

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SABATON – Templars

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Electric Callboy – Elevator Operator

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TOP THREE 33

2 Chinese nationals charged with smuggling ‘potential agroterrorism’ fungus into US (ABC)
At least 10 dead, 33 hurt in Russian attacks across Ukraine overnight, officials say (ABC News)
Another 33 people died “without fixed abode” in OC in April, 122 for year, lowest number since 2020 (Voice of OC)
Report claims 33 “hate and antigovernment extremist groups” operating in Colorado (Denver Gazette)
Spirit Airlines giving away 33 pairs of flights for 33rd anniversary (KTLA)
Overdose deaths fell 33% in York County, PA last year (WGAL)

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The President’s FY 2026 Budget Request (White House)
Florida Division of Elections says 2026 legalization ballot has enough signatures (dos.elections.myflorida.com)
Minnesota Governor Tim Walz signs bill decriminalizing bong water (MN.gov)
Nebraska Governor’s Medical Marijuana Commission picks who opposed legalization have been officially confirmed (Nebraska Examiner)
South Dakota’s Attorney General announces former state Department of Health employee charged with falsifying medical cannabis card (news.sd.gov)
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott could sign bill to create ibogaine consortium (capitol.texas.gov)

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Las Vegas kidnapping ()
CBS Mornings Bitcoin Conference recap (CBS YouTube) 
Democratizing Bitcoin app development (Alby)
KC Bitcoiners Coffee meetup FRIDAY at Maps Coffee & Chocolate 8:00am
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33 spectators banned from MLS gams following brawls at Snapdragon Stadium (NBC)

Aledo Rhubarb Festival celebrating 33 years in June (WQAD)

Message in a bottle floats from Hawaii to Florida (YouTube)

This cat poop parasite can decapitate sperm, might be fueling infertility (Gizmodo)

Woman says boyfriend’s fart gave her sinus infection (The Sun)

Turkey teeth op gone wrong (The Sun)

AI company files for bankruptcy after being exposed as 700 Indian engineers (Dexerto)

Walt Disney’s granddaughter says bringing him back as robot is an abomination (Daily Beast)

Stowaway pigeons stir chaos aboard MSP Delta flight (The Minnesota Star Tribune)

Man shoots self while selling handgun (Cleveland)

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FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever went to recess.

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TOP THREE 33

Gaza death toll rises to 53,977 as fresh Israeli attacks killed 52, including 33 in a school (The Peninsula Qatar)

33 Palestinians killed in Israeli strikes across Gaza in ongoing genocide (Anadolu Ajansi)

India’s anti-terror outreach begins: here’s why these 33 nations were selected for delegations’ visits (India TV News)

33 arrested in Northern Ireland people-smuggling operation (BBC)

33 arrested during week-long deployment of anti-gang squad in northern British Columbia (CTV News)

33-year-old man dies at Milwaukee County Jail; second death in 2 months (Milwaukee Journal Sentinel)

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Matthew Zorn to become “psychedelics czar” as deputy general counsel at the Department of Health and Human Services (Marijuana Moment)
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DEA grants permission for church to use ayahuasca (Psychedelic Week)

Maryland Governor Wes Moore signs Budget Reconciliation and Financing Act of 2025 clarifying rules on cannabis taxes (Governor.MD.gov)
At long last, Minnesota has decriminalized bong water (Minnesota Reformer)

Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz signs agreement allowing Chippewa to operate businesses outside reservation (Star Tribune) 

New York Cannabis Control Board approves proposed rules for state Cannabis Showcase programs (Cannabis.NY.gov)

Oregon weed businesses could provide samples at industry events if governor signs bill (Oregon Legislature) 

Tennessee Governor Bill Lee signs ‘hemp-killing’ legislation banning THCA, synthetic cannabinoids (Cannabis Business Times) 
Denton (TX) City Council votes to repeal voter-approved decriminalization (Denton Record-Chronicle)

Washington Governor Bob Ferguson signs bill on marijuana business advertising (Governor.WA.gov)

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Ghost of Satoshi 3D Print(Maker Print)

Darknet Market Maximalism (AntiMoonboy)

Cake Wallet adds Payjoin v2 (Cake Wallet)

KC Bitcoiners WEDNESDAY Circular Economy @ LIBERTY, MO STEAK N’ SHAKE

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33-inch-long ‘woolly’ mountain rat caught on camera for first time ever (Live Science)

Private sperm bank admits to giving sperm samples without donors’ knowledge (LGBTQ Nation) 

Florida “junk man” creates fiberglass sculpture to commemorate first county code violation (Click Orlando) 

Norweigian man awakes to find 443-foot vessel ran aground in his backyard (Associated Press) 

Lincoln’s possessions sell for millions (WDSU)

Texas Lottery winner sues, claims she hasn’t received winnings (KVUE)

Newspaper’s summer book list recommends non-existent books (AP)

Fisherman stumbles upon historic shipwreck in plain sight (FOX) 

Cow caught in Australian flood found alive 11 miles away (UPI) 

Hikers find treasure hidden on mountain (CNN)

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FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever called someone the wrong name.

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TOP THREE 33

Only 18 of San Francisco’s 33 new speed cameras are turned on after 2 months installed, none are issuing tickets (ABC 7 San Francisco)
Federal, state authorities arrest 33 in worksite operation against illegal immigration (CBS Austin)
Federal agents arrest 33 undocumented migrants at Wildwood construction sites (WESH)
Counting corpses in Gaza: 33 Palestinians killed for every Israeli dead (India Today)
Widespread Gaza strikes kill at least 33 people, Hamas-run authorities say (Times of Israel)

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DEA, Johnny’s Ambassadors attempt to meme for “National Prevention Week”
Sperm Racing
Gov. Kay Ivey signs controversial Alabama hemp regulation into law (Alabama Reflector)
Trump supporter, green card holder detained by ICE for over a month over years-old marijuana charge (The Independent)
Jarred Shaw, Dallas native and basketball player in Indonesia, could face death penalty over cannabis candy (CBS)
Mayor Adams celebrates Operation Padlock (NYC.gov)

Oklahoma Gov. Stitt signs bill adding hurdles for doctors to recommend medial marijuana, vetoes task force (Tulsa World Capitol)
“Glitch” improperly cancels Oklahoma medical business licenses (KFOR YouTube)
Pennsylvania kindergartener gives out jello shots (FOX)

METAL MOMENT

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Coinbase hit with wave of lawsuits over customer data breaches (Trading View)
Nick Neuman chats with a scammer (X)
DOJ launches investigation into Coinbase cyberattack (Bloomberg)
GENIUS Act passes Senate (Congress.gov)
Jack says “sats is definitely the wrong term” (Nostr)
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KC BITCOINERS Slangin’ for Sats at LIBERTY Steak n’ Shake May 28th

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Shipment of thousands of chicks found abandoned in USPS truck now overwhelming an animal shelter (The Associated Press)

Man who tried to sell $6.5M gold toilet stolen from English country house is spared jail (AP)

Still finding trouble in the woods: ‘Blair Witch Project’ star at center of Maine road dispute (AP)
California man who used underwater scooter in lake to try to evade police arrest pleads guilty to fraud (AP)

Paleontologists discover moth-like predator from 506 million years ago (FOX)
California family sues funeral home after finding wrong body in uncle’s casket (FOX)

UGA alum recently reunited with ring after 50 years loses it again (FOX)

Cat lady spends $5k giving kitty a gold tooth (Not the Bee)

Duck triggers speed camera exactly 7 years after identical incident (UPI)
Arizona beam of light “explained” (FOX)

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FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the fate of the FTIEs.

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TOP THREE 33

iOS 18.5 – Apple just gave all iPhone users 33 reasons to update now (Forbes)

33 people displaced after apartment fire in Fort Pierce, Florida (WPBF)

South Africa’s MTN Group reports 33% rise in first-quarter core profit (Reuters)

Gaza death toll nears 52,900 as Israel kills 33 more Palestinians (Anadolu Ajansi)

Sudan: 33 people killed in attacks suspected to [be] carried out by paramilitary Rapid Support Forces (NEWS ON AIR)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Woman allegedly gave THC candy to playground children (YouTube)

Colorado lawmakers send bill to Gov. Jared Polis  to streamline marijuana regulation (CO General Assembly)

Denver mayor signs ordinance updating Denver Marijuana Code to law (Denver Gov)

Indiana Gov. Mike Braun signs bill banning marijuana advertising (21 Alive News)

Independence, Missouri to use marijuana sales tax to solve cold cases (FOX4)

Why is Nebraska mulling changes to voter-approved medical cannabis laws?
(Nebraska Examiner)

Gov. Kathy Hochul signs NY budget bill, removes clause allowing police to use the smell of marijuana as probable cause that a driver is impaired (NY.gov)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Green Day’s Boulevard of Broken Dreams. 

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Bitcoin Mechanic vs Peter Todd OP_Return Debate

Bitcoin accepted at Steak n’ Shake (Forbes) 

KC BTC meetup Thursday at The Bar / KC BTC meetup Friday at Steak n’ Shake / KC BTC May 28th circular economy

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Banburyshire woman’s 33-mile challenge raises thousands for equine therapy project (Banbury Guardian)

Man died of ‘blunt force injuries’ at US petting zoo after suspected kangaroo fight in South Carolina (The Guardian)
Fairfax County, VA McDonald’s now has 21+ policy for indoor dining (NBC)
Nebraskan jailed for lightsaber attacks (The Smoking Gun)
American tourist climbs over fence at Colosseum, impales self on spike (LA Times)
Amazon delivery driver caught defecating at L.A. homes gets fired (KTLA)
Five fishermen adrift for 55 days (CBS)
Romanian comes across hoard of priceless coins while out for nature walk (FOX)
Arizona family creates AI likeness of murder victim to forgive killer during sentencing (Not the Bee) 
Missouri boy finds giant morel mushroom (News Nation Now)

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Episode 368 ★ Bowls With Buds ★ auggie

The Unthinking: All Gifts (MaryKate-Ultra)

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Intro/Outro: s t a r m a n – lets go back

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever noticed a magic number.

Next week, we just want to hear from you…

TOP THREE 33

33 transported to hospitals after shuttle bus crash near Hermann, Missouri (KSHB)
Aarti Drugs Q4 results: profit jumps 33% on-year, revenue up 9%; margin flat (CNBC)
33% of Illinois soybeans planted, 32% of corn planted (Brownfield Ag news) 
33-year-old American arrested for trying to smuggle over 4K rounds of ammo into Juarez (KDBC)
Jersey Shore school district approves 33% tax hike (NJ.com)
Halifax teen facing 33 charges following weapons threats at Citadel High School (CTV)
Calgary Humane Society takes in 33 dogs seized during animal cruelty investigation (CTV) 
CNN nominated for 33 news & documentary Emmy Awards (CNN) 
Arvinas lays off 33% of staff, axes Pfizer-partnered phase 3 trials after seeing mixed data (Fierce Biotech) 
3 killed, 33 injured in Russian attacks on Ukraine over past day (Kyiv Independent) 
South Korean interim leader quits 33 days ahead of early Presidential Election (Arirang News)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Marijuana use is extremely dangerous to the fetus in the womb, study finds (CNN)
Rodeo man gets 24 years for fatal shooting during marijuana deal (The Mercury News)
Michigan pot shop owner banned from operating in state (FOX)
Bills reworking allocations for recreational marijuana head to Gianforte’s desk (Montana Free Press)
US Supreme Court declines taking up case against Mississippi’s ad ban (USA Today)
Oregon has spent $46 million fighting black market (Bend Source)
Virginia Governor Glenn Youngkin vetoes medical market bill (NORML) 

METAL MOMENT

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Ring of Fire #25 COMING UP

Samourai Wallet case put on hold as prosecutors weigh dropping charges (99Bitcoins)

Samourai Wallet’s lawyers say prosecution suppressed critical evidence, call for dismissal (CoinDesk)

Alan Bits (GitHub)

Vibe Coding Bitcoin games with Roland from Alby (YouTube) 

Sir Spencer’s vibe coded game

KC Bitcoiners FRIDAY May 9th 8:00 am at Thou Mayest

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Greece’s dark past is uncovered after 33 bodies are found in a civil war-era mass grave (The Associated Press)
LiveWire lost $20 million to sell 33 electric motorcyles in Q1 (Jalopnik)
Bay Area driver throws live grenade out of window during California Highway Patrol car chase (CBS)
Tourist bitten by crocodile while taking selfie at Phillippines Zoo because he thought it was fake (Yahoo)
Prolific fare dodger ‘tried to avoid paying for train’ on way to court (Telegraph)
Funeral home director gave fake ashes to thousands of grieving pet owners, dumped actual carcasses in landfill (Law and Crime)
Kentucky second-grader accidentally orders 70,000 suckers (WKYT YouTube) 
Ohio woman arrested after pet raccoon found with her meth pipe (Akron Beacon Journal) 
A woodpecker has invaded a Massachusetts neighborhood (AP)
Kansans want to stop man walking around legally nude (KWCH)