VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: harvhat, cbrooklyn112, ChadF, HeyCitizen, RevCyberTrucker, Boolysteed, ajoint, makeheroism, NetNed, Piranesi, Tjunta

No Agenda Kansas City Meetup

Abs n’ a 6-Pack Dreams IV going down August 21st 

The HeyCitizen Experience – To Be in Nashville

Intro/Outro: Raven – Arcade

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Help make Nostr fun

UN cybercrime draft convention approved unanimously despite widespread opposition

Russia, Venezuela block Signal Messenger (Interfax)

Nigerian Bitcoiner sues government for the right to own, acquire, trade Bitcoin (James Otudor on X)

KC Bitcoiners meetup Friday coffee at Take Care at Oleo

TOP THREE 33

Chicago shootings: At least 33 shot, 1 fatally, in weekend violence across city (ABC Chicago)

After 33 years on the run, suspect in 1991 Fairfax, Virginia murder pleads guilty to wife’s death (WJLA)
2 Mexican men arrested, 33 pounds of fentanyl seized in Fresno County, deputies say (You Central Valley)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

FDA rejects psychedelic MDMA as treatment or PTSD, calling for additional study (The Associated Press)
Lykos MDMA therapy papers retracted by medical journal (Psychedelic Week)
CDC study shows teen use falling in legal states (CDC.gov)

Arizona Supreme Court ruling paves way for criminal sentences to be reduced if case involved marijuana (AZ Family)
Massachusetts Gov. Maura Healey signs psychedelics working group focused on veteran care (Mass.gov)

Missouri Gov. Mike Parson signs executive order prohibiting sales of unregulated psychoactive cannabis products (SOS.MO.gov)
Marijuana remains on the Schedule 1 drug list along with heroin in Nevada (Review Journal)

North Dakota ballot to include adult-use legalization (SOS.ND.gov)

Some marijuana convictions could be overturned in TN due to TBI testing issues (WKRN)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us BODY COUNT’s Fuck What You Heard.

Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@revcybertrucker.com

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever were in a natural disaster.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever got a magazine subscription.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Couple charges wedding guests $333 each in effort to save money (ABC 7 Chicago)

Woman sues Boar’s Head for not including listeria on the ingredients (Not the Bee)
DUI-simulating golf cart hits 5 people at NJ police fair (New York Post)
Secret Service busted into a salon to let people use the bathroom during a Kamala Harris fundraiser, business owner says (Business Insider)
Man arrested on DUI charge after car fire on I-80 (Reno Gazette Journal)
Groundhog in claw machine surprises mini golf guests (FOX)
Fishing record set by West Virginia angler who used 3-year-old daughter’s $10 pink rod (New York Post)
New alphabet song (NY Post)
Seagull steals man’s wallet, picks through it on Nantucket roof (NBC Boston)

NYC’s Museum of Ice Cream sued after man claims injury jumping into sprinkle pool (CBS News)

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: Kevin S, ChadF, Face2theScr33n, harvhat, makeheroism, Boo-Bury, Boolysteed 

Intro/Outro: Keys of Moon – Sleepless City

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Mutiny Wallet to shut down at the end of the year (Mutiny)

Russia approves Bitcoin mining, experimental cross-border exchange regime (Reuters)

Senator Lummis unveils The BITCOIN Act (Senate.gov)

TOP THREE 33

California inmate on death row for 33 years must either be released or retried for prosecutorial misconduct in jury selection (CNN)

GameStop shuts down magazine Game Informer after 33 years (Nasdaq)
Ammonia leak at Virginia food plant sends 33 workers to hospitals (ABC)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Biden “not giving up” on freeing Marc Fogel (White House)

Massachusetts Gov. Maura Healey has a psychedelics working group bill on her desk (MALegislature.gov)

Missouri Gov. Mike Parson issued an executive order prohibiting the sale of foods containing psychoactive cannabis compounds unless they come from an “approved source” (Health.MO.gov)

New Hampshire Gov. Chris Sununu signs bill allowing doctors to prescribe medical pot for ANY condition it could improve (NH.gov) 

New Jersey judge won’t decide whether cops can use pot off duty (NJ Monitor)

New York City police review board investigating NYPD raid of Staten Island pot shop (THE CITY)

METAL MOMENT

Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@revcybertrucker.com

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever booked a hotel room.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever been in a natural disaster.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Chicken parade prompts changes to proposed restrictions in Des Moines, Iowa (The Associated Press)
Live crab found inside Iowa vending machine (KTIV)
Gizmo the dog went missing in Las Vegas in 2015. He’s been found alive after 9 years. (AP)

Rare albino alligator hatches in Florida (FOX)
Rare cotton candy lobster caught in New England (Seacoastonline)
Maine residents report rare ‘devil bird’ sightings (Smithsonian)
Pet python found after escape into art gallery (BBC)

Video shows dragonfly swarm taking over Rhode Island beach (CBS)
New Zealand woman calls police after mistaking sex doll for headless corpse (RNZ)
Archaeologists find a 2,400-year-old ‘pot of gold’ in Turkey (The New York Times)

 VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 334 Producers: RevCyberTrucker, Vox, harvhat, ChadF, DJW, phifer, HeyCitizen, Boolysteed

Homegrown Hits Episode 46 / Bowls With Buds Episode 333

Intro/Outro: Vladmsorensen ft. Sheiko – Nuclear Midnight

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Fold set to be listed on the NASDAQ (Business Wire)

AlbyHub waitlist

TOP THREE 33

33 arrested after undercover,online sting in Marion County, FL unveils alleged child predators (WESH)

Legionnaires disease outbreak across Melbourne grows to 33 cases as authorities investigate cause (The Guardian)

33 cats, 3 dogs rescued from deplorable conditions inside Bucks County, PA hotel room (WHYY)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Dirty DEA agent gets caught (The Associated Press)

New Hampshire Governor Chris Sununu signs bill allowing physician assistants and other licensed drug prescribers to issue medical pot recommendations (Governor.NH.gov) 

METAL MOMENT

Tonight the RevCyberTrucker brings us Fifteen Stitches – Eventual Horizon Pt. 2 featuring his brother!

SirRevCyberTrucker@revcybertrucker.com

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever went to a convention.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever booked a hotel room.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Woman (33) died after swallowed denture did not show up on X-ray (The Irish Times)

Grand Rapids ‘queen of the roost’ owl dies after over 33 years at animal sanctuary (MLive)

Mysterious fireball over San Diego remains unidentified (NBC)

Smooth hammerhead shark makes rare visit to Cape Cod (UPI)

Slave Leia bikini sells at auction for $175,000 (UPI)

Collection of 163 unique bedpans fails to sell at auction (UPI)

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 331 Producers: harvhat, SircussMedia, cbrooklyn112, ChadF, Bearsnare, HeyCitizen, Boolysteed, cottongin, booperofnoses, NetNed, ajoint, Tjunta

Intro/Outro: HeyCitizen – hahbtf

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

The Guide where your Lightning close-transaction can’t get the channel closed (Umbrel community)

Start9 build video incoming!

Ring of Fire #20 open now: email spencer@bowlafterbowl.com

KC Bitcoiners Friday meetup at Take Care in the Crossroads @ 7:30 a.m.

Relai App users must verify accounts by October 31 or stop using the service (Relai.app)

Craig Wright referred to UK prosecutors for consideration of perjury and forgery charges

TOP THREE 33

‘Where did the water go?’: St. Augustine Beach, FL mayor says he’s been getting phone calls about the pier (News 4JX) (Thank you SirTruckDriver!)

Italian police free 33 Indian farm labourers from ‘slavery’ (BBC)

33 dogs, iguana seized in MS animal cruelty arrest (WREG)

33 Massachusetts beaches closed on Saturday mainly due to unsafe bacteria levels (MassLive)

Trump Media stock soars 33% after assassination attempt on former president (New York Post)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Woman, 22, dies from cannabis-induced vomiting that triggered fatal heart disorder before doctors declared her brain dead (Daily Mail)

Hawaii Gov. Josh Green signs Clean Slate Expungement Task Force bill (Legiscan)

Indiana State Police crack down on delta-8 THC products (WTHR)

New Hampshire Gov. Chris Sununu signs 33 bills into law including one adding generalized anxiety disorder as a qualifying condition for medical weed (NH.gov)

Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro signs $47.6 billion budget legislation (PA.gov)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Anthony Vincent’s Master of Puppets in 50 styles.

@SirRevCyberTrucker@revcybertrucker.com

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever accidentally called 911.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever got a smartphone.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Federal judge finds Americans have constitutional right to distill at home (Daily Caller)

Picasso paintings prompt gender war, get exposed as fakes (The Associated Press)

Youth group survives lightning strike (FOX)

Alabama woman celebrates 108th birthday (WDHN)

Florida man attempts to withdraw 1 cent, is arrested (People)

Multiple hamsters found in Ohio burglar’s pants (FOX)
Man stopped at customs with 100 live snakes in pants (FOX)
Archaeologists unearth 24 skeletons on UK hotel property dating back to 7th century (FOX)
Archaeologists uncover 250-year-old musket balls tied to American Revolution in Massachusetts (FOX)
Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada (Live Science)

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 330 Producers: harvhat, ChadF, PermaNerd, Linkin, Concerned Nodeboi, Anonymous, Boolysteed, phifer, makeheroism, NetNed, HeyCitizen, Lavish, SircussMedia

Intro/Outro: Stevia Sphere – Forest Full of Magic

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Ring of Fire is happening, email spencer@bowlafterbowl.com to get in on one

RegreSSHion vulnerability in OpenSSH (Qualys)

Phoenix Wallet v2.3.1 & Phoenixd (Github)

Mt. Gox starts Bitcoin repayments after decade-long wait(Nasdaq)

X, Coinbase user data potentially exposed as KYC provider AU10TIX left admin credentials open for 18 months (404 Media)

US government agreed to release Samourai’s TDev on bail (Court Listener)

KC Bitcoiners 6:30 pm meetup at The Bar with special guest

TOP THREE 33

July Fourth violence nationwide kills at least 33 people (The Associated Press)
Russian attack kills 33 in Ukraine, hits Kyiv children hospital (NHK)

Twilio data breech that exposed 33 million Authy phone numbers caused by unsecured API endpoint (CPO Magazine)
Pay hikes in Japan reach 33-year high (HRD America)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

DEA says pot use increases chances of kids becoming college dropouts (Campus Drug Prevention)

Cathy Jordan, ‘patron saint’ of medical pot in Florida, dies at age 74 (FL Phoenix)

Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee sues Meta for allegedly hosting ads falsely claiming he endorses CBD gummies (Bloomberg Law)

California lawmakers sent Gov. Gavin Newsom a bill to streamline the processing of applications to study psychedelics and marijuana (Legislature.CA.gov)
ew Jersey Attorney General Matthew Platkin says telecom company discriminated against medical pot patient by rescinding job offer after positive THC test (NJ.gov)

METAL MOMENT

No Metal Moment this week, but you can follow along with the adventures of RevCyberTrucker @SirRevCyberTrucker@revcybertrucker.com on Mastodon!

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever bought something with Lightning.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever accidentally called 911.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

South Carolina man dies from placing firework on head (WYFF)
Tennessee church gives away AR-15 as part of Fourth of July raffle (KCBD)
Ammo vending machines in Oklahoma, Alabama (Gizmodo)
Man urinates on deli sandwiches in Boardman, Ohio (WKBN)
UK McDonald’s rebrands Happy Meal as just ‘The Meal’ for Mental Health Awareness Week (North Jersey)
History enthusiast finds artifact belonging to George Washington at thrift store (FOX)
Archaeologists excavate “City of the Dead” packed with hundreds of tombs in Egypt (New York Post)

Man bites snake to death after it attacked him (Newsweek)

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 329 Producers: ChadF, Kevin S, harvhat, ericpp, Boolysteed, Sir TJ the Wrathful. HeyCitizen, Eastside Tony, Tjunta, ajoint

Intro/Outro: Jaxius – The Sandman

Stay tuned for full release and album of The Satellite Skirmish

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Check out Into the Doerfel-Verse and congratulate WrathfulT on the new node by sending a boost!

Ring of Fire happening soon: email spencer@bowlafterbowl.com to join soon

KC Bitcoiners t-shirt soon available to raise funds for Blocktoberfest

7:30 am Coffee meetup with KC Bitcoiners FRIDAY

7/11 KC Bitcoiners meetup at The Bar

TOP THREE 33

Biden campaign said they raised $33 million after disappointing debate (Business Insider)

Chinese automakers expected to achieve 33% global market share by 2030 (CNBC)

California Bar Fire: 33 acres, 35% containment (Action News Now)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Study: Pot helps women achieve more and better orgasms (National Library of Medicine)

Federal court dismisses pot companies’ lawsuit challenging prohibition (United States District Court of Massachusetts) 

Connecticut law making it so THC-infused beverages can only be sold at licensed dispensaries took effect (CT.gov)

Delaware lawmakers sent Gov. John Carney a bill to let medical pot businesses convert to dual licenses to also sell rec — but only if they have a labor peace agreement and social equity plan (DE Legislation)

Delaware lawmakers sent Gov. John Carney a marijuana banking bill (DE House Bill 355)

Georgia law restricting hemp-derived products took effect (The Associated Press)

Hawaii Gov. Josh Green signed a bill to facilitate expungements of prior marijuana offenses through a single-county pilot program (HI State Legislature)
Expungements complicate licensing for social equity applicants in Minnesota (FOX)

New Jersey lawmakers sent Gov. Phil Murphy a bill to restrict intoxicating hemp products (NJ Legislature)

The New York dispensary that conducted the state’s first licensed sales is launching an “illegal cannabis buyback” program (Marijuana Moment)

Former NY authority chief sought kickbacks from ‘predatory’ program meant to help disadvantaged people set up cannabis shops (New York Post)

Rhode Island Gov. Dan McKee vetoed a kratom regulation bill (RI Legiscan)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Anarchy’s Moonshine Moshpit.

Follow along with his shenanigans @SirRevCyberTrucker@RevCyberTrucker.com

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever went geocaching.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever bought something with Lightning.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Charlotte the stingray has died (FOX)

Boa thought to be male gives birth to 14 snakes by extremely rare virgin birth phenomenon (FOX)

Theodore Roosevelt’s pocket watch was stolen in 1987. It’s finally back at his New York home. (AP)

Kinkajou rescued from Washington rest stop (AP)

Giant sinkhole swallows center of soccer field built on top of a limestone mine in southern Illinois (AP)
UFO pulled over in Missouri (KFOR)
Fisherman discovers mammoth bone ‘thick as a human leg’ in Poland (FOX)
World’s oldest wine discovered in ancient Roman burial site in Spain (FOX)
Lost dog turns up 1,000 miles from home after 2 years (Fox 4 Now)
Manure truck rolls over, spills on Connecticut neighborhood home, cars (NBC Connecticut)

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 328 Producers: harvhat, cbrooklyn112, ChadF, Pickle Coin, RevCyberTrucker, Boolysteed, HeyCitizen, Lavish

Intro/Outro: e s c p – Galactic Groove

Tune in to the Sat Skirmish this SUNDAY at 4 PM Central

Cocaine Shitstain (Just the Tips) RSS feed put together by Zephyr Knight

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Julian Assange to enter guilty plea, be released to Australia (The Associated Press)

EU Council withdraws vote on chat control but negotiations will continue (Politico)

LND versions prior to v0.17.0 vulnerable to LND Onion Bomb DoS attack (Matt Morehouse/GitHub)

Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry signs self-custody legislation (Legiscan)

KC Beers with Bitcoiners at The Bar FRIDAY at 6:30 pm

TOP THREE 33

Lockbit 3.0 claims attack on Federal Reserve: 33 TB of sensitive data allegedly compromised (Red Hot Cyber)
Albania misused 33 million Euros of EU funds anti-fraud office says (Balkan Insight)
Kallakurichi hooch tragedy: death toll rises to 33 (Hindustan Times)
Norway bans salmon fishing in 33 rivers as stocks plummet (Fish Farmer Magazine)
Letters to the Editor: I am 54, have been smoking weed for 33 years and feel great (Los Angeles Times)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Arizona Gov. Katie Hobbs signs bill allowing firefighters, peace officers with PTSD to get workers comp coverage for MDMA IF federally legalized (AZ Legislature)

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis signs bill giving black farmers more time to fix errors on medical pot business license applications (FL Senate)

Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry signs bill decriminalizing pot paraphernalia, regulating consumable hemp products (LA Legislature)
Inside the Chinese-funded, staffed marijuana farms springing up across the US (NPR)

Oklahoma Gov. Kevin Stitt signs bill requiring criminal background checks for owners and employees of medical pot businesses (OK Legislature)

Oregon’s Portland Pickles become first sports team to sell THC products at live sporting events (Portland Pickles)
Elgin, Texas officials settle lawsuit filed by state attorney seeking to overturn voter-approved decriminalization (ElginTX.gov)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Kittie’s One Foot in the Grave.

Follow along with his shenanigans at SirRevCyberTrucker@revcybertrucker.com

FIRST TIME I EVER…

This week, Bowlers called in about the First Time They Ever made a prank call.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever geocached.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Young angler in Colorado Springs reel in 33-pound carp on National Go Fishing Day (FOX)

China couple told son died at birth, shocked to find him 33 years later (SCMP)
Record-breaking 63-leaf clover grown by Japanese man (Guinness World Records)
New horned dinosaur found, on display in Utah (ABC4)

Prehistoric-looking alligator snapping turtles to be reintroduced into Kansas waters (FOX)

Fishermen save 38 dogs on Mississippi Lake (AP)
Raccoon choking on cheese saved by Michigan men hanging in backyard (Click on Detroit)
California hiker missing in Santa Cruz mountains for 10 days drank a gallon of water out of boot daily to survive (New York Post)
4-foot snake donated with books to Virginia thrift store (UPI)

Washington, D.C. woman learns $4 thrift store vase is a 2,000-year-old Mayan artifact (WUSA9)

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 327 Producers: SircussMedia, Sharky, harvhat, ChadF, cbrooklyn, Bearsnare, Boolysteed, HeyCitizen, cottongin, phifer, Boo-Bury, MaryKate-Ultra

Homegrown Hits Episode 40 ft. Emily Whitehurst

Intro/Outro: Jaxius – The Sandman

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

1 million sat Ring of Fire is full but you can email spencer@bowlafterbowl.com to join a future ring

KC Bitcoiners Coffee meetup at Take Care at  7:00 a.m. Friday

KC Bitcoiners Beer, Bullets, Boat Barter Blanket at the BTC Citadel

First Report on Encryption by the EU Innovation Hub for Internal Security

Council to greenlight Chat Control – Take Action Now! (Pirate Party’s Patrick Preyer statement)

New branding, same scanning: “Upload Moderation” undermines end-to-end encryption (Statement from Signal)

Quantum-proof addresses proposal (Bitcoin OpTech Newsletter #307)

TOP THREE 33

Texas man who threatened to kill US Rep. Maxine Waters sentenced to 33 months in prison (NBC)

Popular rugby player dies suddenly aged 33 after falling unwell at home as tributes pour in (The Sun)

33 displaced after large fire spreads to other homes in Dorchester (NBC Boston)

Red Cross provides emergency assistance to 33 residents displaced by Yonkers fire (Westchester News 12)
Trucker indicted for smuggling attempt of 33 migrants (Laredo Morning Times)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Arizona lawmakers sent Gov. Katie Hobbs a bill to legalize psilocybin centers where people could receive the psychedelic in a medically licensed setting (AZ Leg)

California regulators refuse to make officials available for interview on LA Times investigation into alarming levels of pesticides found in legal weed (Los Angeles Times)

Maryland Gov. Wes Moore issued pardons for more than 175,000 pot-related convictions in executive order (MD.gov)

New Hampshire lawmakers sent two bills to Gov. Chris Sununu’s desk to expand medical cannabis access (NH Legislature)
New York City officials being sued over efforts to close unlicensed pot businesses (Gothamist)
Rhode Island lawmakers sent Gov. Dan McKee a kratom regulation bill (RI Legislature)
Vermont Legislature overrides Gov. Phil Scott’s veto of safe injection site bill, 6 others (The Associated Press)

METAL MOMENT

This week, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Mushroomhead’sFall in Line.

Follow SirRevCyberTrucker@revcybertrucker.com on the Fediverse

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time THEY Ever joined an IRC chat.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever made a prank call.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Delta traveler nearly got away with bringing 33 pounds of cocaine on a flight (The Street)

Woman reels in monster 33-pound fish off Georgia coast (WSBTV)
Missouri mushroom hunters enlisted to help scientists find every fungi in the United States (KCUR)
Perfectly preserved 250-year-old cherries unearthed at George Washington’s Mt. Vernon home (AP)

Two men save dad, young sons from drowning in Colorado River (People)
“Portal to the underworld” returned to Mexico (New York Post)
Florida family finds ‘monster’ megalodon tooth while on vacation (MSN)
Vermont lawmaker apologizes for repeatedly pouring water in her colleague’s bag (AP)
Michigan man arrested for spraypainting Beavis heads all over Detroit (FOX)
Oregon amusement park guests left hanging upside down after ride malfunctions on opening day (FOX)

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 326 Producers: M. Andrew Jones, harvhat, ChadF, Tjunta, RevCyberTrucker, HeyCitizen, Boolysteed

Intro/Outro: Apolunewave – Neon Fire

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ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

HRF Bitcoin Development fund grants 10 BTC to 13 BTC Projects (Human Rights Foundation)
OpenCash Association launched to support projects building on Cashu protocol
Ginger Wallet: Wasabi Wallet fork with ‘compliant’ coinjoins
Spanish court grants ‘Bitcoin Jesus’ bail in extradition fight (Bloomberg)
Cake Wallet to integrate lightning network support with Breez SDK (Breez Tech / Medium)
BTCPayServer 1.13.2 (GitHub)
mempool.space

TOP THREE 33

Israeli strike kills 33 in a Gaza school filled with displaced families (The Associated Press)
Protesters nationwide hail hostage rescue, urge deal to free the rest; 33 arrested in Tel Aviv (Times of Israel)
Oakland crime down 33% according to Gov. Newsom (KRON 4)
Chicago shootings: at least 33 shot, 5 fatally, in weekend gun violence across city, police say (ABC 7)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Colorado Gov. Jared Polis signs bill to adjust psychedelic rules (CO Legislation)
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis vetoes hemp restriction bill (FL Senate)
Kentucky Rep. James Comer helps donor get Chinese hemp which tested as pot (The Daily Beast)
Fargo woman facing 30 years in prison for bong water (Minnesota Reformer)
Money isn’t enough to speed up Missouri’s marijuana expungements (MO Independent)
New York Gov. Kathy Hochul has a bill to reinstate marijuana farmers markets by creating a new cannabis grower showcase permit on her desk (NY Senate)
Slovenia voters vote to legislate medical pot, personal use (MJ Biz Daily)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Trivax’s Azrael. 

Follow along with his adventures on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@revcybertrucker.com.

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time THEY Ever flirted with a cop.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever joined an IRC chat.
Call/Text: (816) 607-3663

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Club 33 manager dies in ‘tragic’ Disneyland accident (The Orange County Register)
Fossil-hunting diver finds mastodon tusk off Florida coast (ABC)
Rare 7-foot fish washed ashore on Oregon’s coast garners worldwide attention (AP)
Rare white bison calf spotted in Yellowstone National Park could fulfill prophecy (FOX)
Content creator federally charged for having helicopter blast a Lamborghini with fireworks (AP)
Giraffe nibble turns into airborne safari adventure for Texas toddler (AP)
Woman steps in quicksand on Maine beach (AP)
Woman learns her dog is alive, up for adoption after taking it to be euthanized a year earlier (WBTV)
Archaeologists make deathly discovery at bottom of 800-year-old shipwreck (Miami Herald)
NYC couple finds safe containing almost $100K while magnet fishing in muddy Queens pond (USA Today)

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 325 Producers: ChadF, harvhat, Lavish, cbrooklyn, Bearsnare, makeheroism, Bowlysteed

Intro/Outro: Harris Heller – Neon Renegade (YouTube)

Listen to our latest Bowls With Buds ft. Face2theScr33n!

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Zeus v.0.9.0-alpha5: Purchase channels in advance, BOLT 12 offers & LN address for CLN (Github) 

Alby Extension v3.8.1 improved permissions. settings UI & more (Github) 

LND v0.18.0-beta (Github) 

GrapheneOS duress password

New ‘opt-in’ ChatControl EU mass surveillance council (Council of the European Union)

Biden Veto on Overturning SAB 121 Crypto Custody Bill (The White House)

KC Bitcoiners’ Beers, Billiards & Bitcoin @ Flo’s Poke-A-Dot 6/5 @ 6:00pm

Wanna join the next 1 million sat Ring of Fire? spencer@bowlafterbowl.com

TOP THREE 33

Former Bay Area sports star Drew Gordon, 33, dies in autocycle crash (SFGATE)

Heatstroke kills 33 polling staff in a state on last day of India election (AlJazeera)

At least 33 Palestinian Red Crescent officials killed in Gaza since October (TRT World)

Menopause impacts 33% of a woman’s life. It’s time to stop the stigma. (Forbes)

Troops ‘rescue’ 33 hostages, ‘kill six terrorists’ in Sambisa forest (TheCable)

Sexual offenses against young women up 33% on London public transport (The Standard)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Biden corrects expungement statement (YouTube)

STUDY: Terpenes “as effective as morphine at reducing chronic neuropathic pain” with fewer side effects (PAIN)

US Court of Appeals issues mixed decision for Curaleaf labor law case (Green Market Report)

Delaware Gov. John Carney signs bill expanding medical pot access (DE General Assembly)
Florida psychedelic church found liable in the death of a man who used drugs at a retreat it hosted (The Microdose)

Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry has bills to decriminalize pot paraphernalia and allowing him to pardon people for possession convictions without needing Board of Pardons recommendation on his desk (LA State Legislature) 

Minnesota pot law changes coming this summer (MN OCM)
Second Missouri judge rules counties and municipalities can stack pot taxes, rejecting challenge (MO Independent)

South Dakota secretary of state confirms activists collected enough signatures to put pot legalization on the November ballot

Vermont Gov. Phil Scott signs bill creating Psychedelic Therapy Advisory Working Group but vetoes safe consumption site bill (VT Legislature)

Air Canada wins right to test flight attendant’s hair for pot use (CBC)
South Africa President Cyril Ramaphosa signs Cannabis for Private Purposes Act (Gov.ZA)

METAL MOMENT

The RevCyberTrucker brings us Negro Terror’s Voice of Memphis.

Follow his adventures @SirRevCyberTrucker@RevCyberTrucker.com

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time THEY Ever had a Chipotle burrito.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever flirted with a cop.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Pregnant stingray with no male companion now has ‘reproductive disease’ (The Associated Press)
Missing alligator found alive in Kansas City after more than 10 days (KCTV)
Woman taken to Lincoln, Nebraska funeral home still alive (KLKNTV)
Human skull padlocked to dumbbell pulled out of New Orleans water by fisherman (AP)
Sleepy UK town thrust into chaos as out-of-control chickens ruin families’ everyday lives (WND)
St. George, Kansas family believes they found long lost charm on eBay (KSL TV)
Man who went viral for driving during virtual court hearing for suspended license reportedly vindicated (FOX)

Rare juvenile T.rex fossil unearthed by 3 boys, now on display at Denver museum (FOX)
Chain stops bullet, sparing Colorado man’s fate (FOX)
Rare Boba Fett action figure sells for record-breaking $525,000 (Heritage Auctions)

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 323 Producers: harvhat, ChadF, phifer, Boolysteed, HeyCitizen, NetNed

Join us SUNDAY night for a Face2theScr33n Bowls With Buds!

Intro/Outro: Vladmsorensen – Summer Shift

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Ronin Dojo v2.1.4 (No Bullshit Bitcoin)

Hodl Hold blocks US users from accessing its lending platform (No Bullshit Bitcoin)

Speed wallet implements KYC for US-based users (No BS BTC)

Samourai devs first court hearing (No BS BTC)

KC Bitcoiners’ morning Coffee Meetup June 7th

KC Citadel Farm meetup June 22nd

TOP THREE 33

33 tornadoes reported through Midwest on Tuesday (FOX)

Rajkot inferno toll climbs to 33, many still missing in ‘manmade disaster’ (The Hindu)

Cardiac arrest survival rates increase from 5% to 33% with life saving equipment made mobile (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)

A Missouri man has been in prison for 33 years. A new hearing could determine if he was wrongfully convicted. (CBS)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Feds accepting public comments on rescheduling proposal (DEA)

Dr. Drew reveals potential fallout from DOJ’s marijuana reclassification (FOX)

What it means if marijuana shifts from a Schedule 1 to 3 drug (WGCU)

STUDY: more Americans consume marijuana daily than drink alcohol (Wiley)

Louisiana lawmakers sent Gov. Jeff Landry bill to transfer medical cultivation licenses (Louisiana Illuminator)

Ann Arbor, MI votes to dedicate $1 million in pot revenue to social services (MLive)

Minnesota lawmakers send Gov. Tim Walz bills making changes to state pot laws (MinnPost)

New York Gov. Kathy Hochul touts court decision to impose $15.2 million fine on owner of unlicensed pot stores (Gov.NY)

Nicki Minaj’s England concert postponed after detained by Dutch authorities over pot (The Associated Press)

US Virgin Island Governor Albert Bryan Jr. approves pot rules and regulations (VI.gov)

METAL MOMENT

Please send love, prayers and karma to RevCyberTrucker who is still missing his kitty Grogu. 🙁

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever had quiche.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever had a Chipotle burrito.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

To be buried in RI Veterans Cemetery couple weds after 33 years (The Providence Journal)
Lost wallet returned to man after 33 years (Comox Valley Record)
Mexican government says arm of 19th century mummy came off after mishandling by museum staff (AP)
Woman out for walk in Czech Republic discovers medieval treasure (FOX)
Georgia angler hooks unique-looking fish , snags state record 2 months after it’s broken (FOX)
Rooster flies into car while woman drives (FOX)
Wisconsin library waives damage fees in exchange for photos of pets behind the damage (Book Riot)
Skydiver recovers phone after it fell from his pocket at 12,000 feet (FOX)
Family contracts brain worms from undercooked black bear meat (FOX)
Alligator escapes Missouri middle school petting zoo (Kansas City Star)

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 322 Producers: SircussMedia, Sharky, SeeDubs, harvhat, ChadF, HeyCitizen, makeheroism, NetNed, BowlySteed, phifer, Face2theBowl

Intro/Outro: Vladmsorensen – Don’t Go Outside

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Celebrate May 22nd the 14th Bitcoin Pizza Day with KC Bitcoiners 6:00 pm at Pizza STOP

The Bitcoin Scammer Uncensored with Junseth (What Bitcoin Did) 

Tornado Cash Developer Alexey Pertsev sentenced to 64 months in prison in the Netherlands (The Block)

Venezuela cracks down on Bitcoin mining (No Bullshit Bitcoin)

Julian Assange can appeal extradition to US, UK High Court rules (CNN)

COPA vs Craig Wright written judgement published (Judiciary.UK)

TOP THREE 33

George, South Africa building collapse: 33 dead, search operation completed (News24)

UFC, BKFC veteran Geane Herrera dead at 33 (MMA Fighting)
Staten Island man gets 33 months in prison for $1.9M baby formula scam (NY Daily News)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Department of Justice submits proposed regulation to reschedule marijuana (DOJ)

Here is Joe Biden’s video announcing scheduling (Marijuana Moment) 

Veteran Drug Enforcement Administration agent sentenced to 3 years for bribing former colleague to leak intelligence (The Associated Press)

Former Deputy Sheriff, DEA Task Force officer pleads guilty to conspiring to distribute narcotics, defrauding the US, tax evasion (DOJ)

Cannabis poisonings among older adults have tripled, study finds (CNN)

Two Chiefs players arrested for pot possession in Kansas (Bleacher Report)

Iowa Gov. Kim Reynolds signed a bill to regulate hemp products (Gov.IA)

Maryland Gov. Wes Moore signed legislation creating a new Task Force on REsponsible Use of Natural Psychedelic Substances (Gov.MD)

Cannabis spotted near Wisconsin State Capitol (WMTV)

METAL MOMENT

Send kitty karma and love to RevCyberTrucker this week. </3

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever saw an episode of South Park.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever had quiche.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Couple of 33 years marries after terminal cancer diagnosis (WRDW)

Man causes more than $8k worth of damage by throwing fish around new DMV center (Lincoln Journal Star)
Time traveler caught on Florida camera (The Sun)

West Virginia candidate hospitalized after being bitten by snakes while removing campaign signs (The Associated Press)

Stolen antique weathervane recovered 40 years later, returned to Vermont (AP)

Hot dog restaurant hosts ‘upsetting’ Bluey event (FOX)

Alabama teen hopes to set state fishing record after reeling in species new to waters (FOX)

Japan grappling with invasive raccoon population nearly 40 years after bringing them to the country (New York Post)

Cop makes Aberdeen inmate jumpstart RV he allegedly stole (FOX)

95-year-old retired seamstress reunited with 40-year-old sculpture of herself in Little Italy (AMNY)

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Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 321 Producers: Oystein Berge, harvhat, piranesi, Bowlysteed, ericpp, RevCyberTrucker, ajoint, Tjunta, seedubs

Listen to the StevenB Bowls With Buds

Intro/Outro: Vladmsorensen – Outlaw

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

SeedSigner: Next Level Bitcoin Security

Zeus v0.8.4

zap.store: Nostr-based permissionless app store (No Bullshit Bitcoin)

Juneseth’s Werld Episode 75 Interview with a $0ci@L Engineering H4x0r mp3

BTC Meetup 6:00 pm at The Bar in Mission, KS

May 24th 7:30 am BTC & Coffee Meetup at Take Care

TOP THREE 33

Washington traffic deaths reached 33-year high in 2023, data shows (KING5)

Police dismantle pro-Palestinian protest encampment on Penn’s campus; 33 cited (CBS)

GWU protest continues after 33 arrested in clash with police (FOX 5 DC)

Shohei Ohtani’s former interpreter agrees to plead guilty, faces up to 33 years (NBC Sports)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Drug Enforcement Administration releases 2024 National Drug Threat Assessment (DEA.gov)

Federal judge denies Hunter Biden’s claim ban on gun possession by people who use illegal drugs is unconstitutional (US Courts)

US Supreme Court rules authorities do not have to provide speedy hearings when they seize property used in drug crimes (The Associated Press)

Alaska lawmakers send Gov. Mike Dunleavy a bill to create a task force to study how to license and regulate psychedelic-assisted therapy in the event of federal approval (AK Legislature)

Colorado lawmakers sent Gov. Jared Polis a bill to streamline pot regulations (CO Legislature)

Connecticut Gov. Ned Lamont signs bill restricting intoxicating hemp-derived products (CT General Assembly)
Minnesota pot growers sue state, seeking to legally sell their homegrown cannabis (StarTribune)

Vermont Gov. Phil Scott has a bill to create a psychedelic-assisted therapy working group on his desk  along with one to legalize and fund a safe consumption site (VT Legislature)
125 pot convicts released from prison since Germany enacted legalization (Tages Schau)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the Rev CyberTrucker brings us Green Jelly’s Three Little Pigs.

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time THEY Ever had a recurring dream.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever saw a South Park episode.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

33-year-old man survives 118 hours under collapsed building (ENCA)
Nashville officer fired for porn video in uniform (WSMV)
Punxsutawney Phil’s kits gets named but won’t be heirs (AP)
Michigan woman found living inside grocery store sign (Business Insider)
NYC jail guard injured after body camera catches fire (FOX)
Wisconsin man ate grill brush bristle, almost died (FOX)
Arizona woman wrangles snake at wedding (FOX)
Snake delays another Japanese train (Yoimuri)
Man gets realistic picture of his boat painted on a fence intended to hide it (KSBW)
Zoogoers outraged to discover panda exhibit was actually dogs dyed black and white (New York Post)
106-year-old Texas man reclaims title as oldest skydiver (Guinness World Records)