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Bowls With Buds ft. SirSeatSitter & Jon Breaks Bad News
SATURDAY January 18th at 7pm Central

Bitpunk.fm Bowls With Buds
FRIDAY January 24th at 8:00 PM Central

Intro/Outro: Nihilore – Noctivagant

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever karaoked.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever filed an insurance claim.

TOP THREE 33

Former Phillies All-Star Jeff Hoffman signs with Toronto Blue Jays on $33 million, 3-year contract (Delco Times) 

USPTO presents AI strategy as AI patent applications soar by 33% (IP Watchdog)

India has 33 years before it gets ‘too old’: McKinsey demographic report (New Indian Express)

Hamas expected to release 33 hostages in the first phase of ceasefire deal with Israel (CNN)

Kuwait sends another aid plane to Syria with 33 tonnes of relief supplies (Xinhua)

New Yorkers to face new taxes as MTA confronts $33 billion shortfall, even with congestion pricing (CBS News)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

DEA Judge cancels marijuana rescheduling hearings (Marijuana Moment)

5th Circuit reaffirms prosecuting a marijuana user for illegal gun possession was unconstitutional (Reason)
Judge rules raids of hemp stores by NYC sheriff, state officials were improper (Times Union)
Man sues Portland cannabis shop, says it recommended an extreme THC dose that landed him in the ER (Oregon Live)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, we’ve got some DeMu metal for you with Middle Season’s Let Go (What’s holding you back)

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ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

KC Bitcoiners

Judge halts attempt to retrieve Bitcoin hard drive worth nearly $750 million from landfill (New York Post)

Coinbase user sentenced to two years for Bitcoin tax fraud to surrender access to $124 million Bitcoin fortune (No BS Bitcoin)

US Department of Justice gets clearance to liquidate 69k BTC seized from Silk Road (Blockchain News)

Deevers introduces Bitcoin Freedom Act to bring Oklahoma’s economy into the future (OK Senate)

Mi Primer Bitcoin launches Bitcoin Diploma 2025 (Bitcoin News)

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Man facing 33 felonies for allegedly placing camera in Utah tanning room (ABC4 Utah)
HVAC worker found fake guns, bomb materials at Lake Meadows apartment in Chicago (Channel 2 Now)

Royal Caribbean faces lawsuit after crew member admits hiding under cabin beds to film passengers (Not the Bee)

Fulton, Missouri cops pull flame-engulfed vehicle into gas station parking lot (Not the Bee)

Metal dectectorists stumble across 1200-year-old treasure, unusual Christian artifct in Viking graves (FOX)
Can you read cursive? The National Archives is seeking your help (FOX)

Coyote pulled out of shelves inside Chicago Aldi store (ABC 7 Chicago)
Wrong turn strands car on ski slope at Colorado resort (UPI)

Satellites capture the mysterious rise and fall of a “ghost” island in the Caspian Sea (Sci Tech Daily)
Florida police searching for Mr. Clean and Ms. Dookie (Not the Bee)

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Intro/Outro: Harris Heller – Next Stop, Mars

ChadF Fountain Radio takeover 6pm Central WEDNESDAY, January 9th

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FIRST TIME I EVER…

This week, Bowlers called in about the First Time They Ever had a snow day.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever karaokeed.

TOP THREE 33

Tether dominates with 33% share in the $1.5B December on-chain revenue (CCN)

33 injured as bus carrying Russian tourists crashes into toll booth (The Nation Thailand)

Additional 33 national treasures recognized (Vietnam+)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Joe Biden ignores reporter asking about releasing marijuana inmates (Forbes / YouTube)

Rise in Arizona youth hospitalized from marijuana use (CBS 5 / YouTube)

Arkansas judge rules Medical Marijuana Commission wrongfully issued license to cultivation facility (The Arkansas Advocate)

Nebraska Hemp Company hosting cannabis education display at Capitol (Capitol.NE.gov)

Texas federal judge rules federal ban on gun, drug possession is unconstitutional as applied to defendant who was not intoxicated at the time of incident (gov.USCourts.TX)
Legal cannabis linked to increase in cannabis health problems, study shows (Good Morning America / YouTube)

METAL MOMENT

The RevCyberTrucker is BACK with Brass Against’s cover of Pantera’s Walk.

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ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

IRS delays cost-basis reporting rules until 2026 (IRS.gov)

US Appeals Court strikes down Net Neutrality rules (US Courts)

KC Bitcoiners’ meetups

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Illinois man finds decades-old Christmas gift inside wall of childhood home (WATE)
The first baby of the year in St. Louis is family’s second New Year’s Day baby (WVLT)
7,000-year-old alien-like figurine from Kuwait a ‘total surprise’ to archaeologists (Live Science)
Colorado suspect wanted in attempted bank robbery after handing teller illegible note (FOX)

Montreal bank robber flees on foot after getaway bike stolen during failed robbery (Toronto CTV News)

Tutu-wearing spider monkey rescued by police in Jefferson County (FOX)

Don’t wipe toilet seats with bathroom paper, Japanese maker Toto advises (The Mainichi)

United Airlines business class passenger urinates on stranger midway through long-haul flight before telling him ‘not to press charges’ (GB News)

Baby bird found alive inside dead man’s stomach after being swallowed during fertility ritual (The Latin Times)

War declared against California micronation of Slowjamastan (KTLA)

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Intro/Outro: The Electro Collective – How Far Away

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Raspiblitz update featuring AlbyHub

Fountain Rewind

Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals blocks enforcement of US Corporate Transparency Act

TOP THREE 33

Man, 33, threatened to release sarin gas during Joel Osteen’s Christmas Eve service, cops say (The Independent)

Ukrainian marine and journalist Roman Borshch brought back to Ukraine after 33 months in Russian captivity (Ukrainska Pravda)

Mozambique police commander says 33 dead, 1,500 escaped in Maputo prison riot  (CNN)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

DEA fails to release annual report with weed arrests, seizure data (NORML)

More than 35,000 scientific papers on marijuana published over the past 10 years (NORML)

Marc Fogel designated as “wrongfully detained” in Russia, US government says (CBS)

Tennessee hemp businesses win $735k settlement over illegal seizures (Tennessee Lookout)

METAL MOMENT

DuhLaurien brings the DeMu metal band Denim Cobra withSovereigns of the Air.

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FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever stayed up until midnight on New Year’s Eve.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever…

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Santa Claus marries 14 couples day before Christmas (FOX)

Trapped cat rescued from inside Wyoming chimney (UPI)

Texas teen allegedly killed rival competitor’s show goat in act of jealousy (CBS)

‘Stressed’ Amazon delivery driver dumps 80 packages in wooded area (FOX)

Rare gold coin worth thousands of dollars found in Napa Salvation Army kettle (The Community Voice)

Maryland man arrested after pouring whiskey in holy water at Christmas Eve mass (FOX)

Scientists develop lickable VR lollipop device allowing you to taste foods through TV (EBNW)

Fisherman finds Lego shark lost in ocean in 1997 (UPI)

‘Snake’ that prompted Massachusetts police response was fake (UPI)

Missing dog returns home, rings doorbell nine days later (WDSU)

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Intro/Outro: HeyCitizen – It’s Christmastime Again! (Lofi Beats Mix)

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ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Helipad update / AlbyHub update v1.12.0

El Salvador agreement on Extended Fund Facility agreement (International Monetary Fund)

El Salvador made Bitcoin an official currency. Now it’s backtracking for IMF loan. (The Wall Street Journal)

Craig Wright found in contempt of court over Bitcoin creation claims (Wired)

US Corporate Transparency act injunction overturned by Fifth Circuit

(Reuters)

Russia imposes 6-year ban on crypto mining in 10 regions, citing energy use: Tass (CoinDesk)

KC Bitcoiners Beers with Bitcoiners at The Bar

KC Bitcoiners Bitcoin & Coffee! at Take Care’s OLEO

TOP THREE 33

33-year-old man charged with murder in death of woman set ablaze on subway train (ABC)

Study: Houston area has 33 of the top 100 most congested roads in Texas (Houston Public Media)

Chicago man Hilton Keller released from prison 33 years after wrongful murder conviction (ABC)

Rare snails reintroduced after 33 years in captivity (Hawaii.gov)

Japan foreign visitors top 33 million in January – November, break annual record (Kyodo News)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Drug Enforcement Administration judge says DEA made a critical “blunder” in its effort to issue subpoenas to Food and Drug Administration, grants them anyway (Marijuana Moment)

Illinois approves female orgasm disorder as a medical marijuana qualifying condition, while Oregon rejects similar proposal (Marijuana Moment)
New Mexico medical pot seller sues Internal Revenue Services for tax refund (Bloomberg)

New York Governor Kathy Hochul signs weed farmers market bill, bill allowing agricultural tax assessments (Morning AG Clips)

Nashville judge temporarily blocks new hemp rules from taking effect(Tennessee Lookout)

METAL MOMENT

DuhLaurien brings The Doerfels – Carol of the Bells

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FIRST TIME I EVER…

Tonight, Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever saw Santa.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever stayed up until midnight on New Year’s Eve.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Man’s penis turns to bone – docs want to use shockwaves to break it down (New York Post)
Single women are doing photoshoots with fake baby bumps – and the reason is wild (NY Post)
Grinch arrested after drinking too much eggnog in Alabama (WBRC)

American Airlines technical issue sparks travel chaos on Christmas Eve (New York Post)

Police officer dressed as Grinch steals Christmas spirit during drug bust (New York Post)
Snowman mascot hug prompts police response in Idaho shopping area (KREM)

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Intro/Outro: Jaxius – Choice Is Critical

Most Embarrassing Show Episode 4 with Sir Seat Sitter, Jon Breaks Bad News and Sir Spencer Wolf of Kansas City

2024 DuhLaurien calendar PDF

One Christmas by Able and The Wolf

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Boostagram Ball *LIVE* at Antone’s

Bitmain launching US production line (X Cancel) 

Czech Republic scraps capital gains tax on crypto held for over 3 years (The Block) 

Guy’s Take: When Should I Sell My BTC? (Guy Swann / Bitcoin Audible) 

Notice of data breach (ByteFederal)

Early Bitcoin investor sentenced for filing tax returns that falsely reported his cryptocurrency gains (DOJ)

First tax evasion conviction in the US for Bitcoin: two years in prison (Atlas21)

Samourai Wallet trial set for November 3, 2025 (The Rage)

KC Bitcoiners’ Holiday Bash at RJ’s Bob-be-que Shack

TOP THREE 33

Hamburg, New York receives 33 inches of snow from lake-event storm (FOX Weather)

NJ Gov. Phil Murphy pardons 33, commutes 3 women’s sentences in first use of clemency (NBC10 Philadelphia)
— second term ends in Jan 2026

33% of Tulsa Public School students are multilingual; here’s how TPS meets their needs (News 9)

Deaths from drug overdoses surged nearly 33% in Oregon last year (Oregon Public Broadcasting)
Gazans mourn 33 Palestinians killed in attack that Israel says targeted militant leader (Reuters)

Israel-Gaza updates: Israel kills at least 33 in Nuseirat camp ‘massacre’ (Al Jazeera)

Israeli strikes on Gaza kill at least 33 including children, Palestinian medics say (The Associated Press)

Mumbai BEST bus crash: My father doesn’t drink, has 33 years of clean record (Times of India)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Quando Rondo sentence to 33 months in prison for federal marijuana charge; fined $40K (Savannah Morning News)
DEA requests subpoenas to “compel” FDA officials to testify at marijuana rescheduling hearing (Marijuana Moment)
Nebraska Supreme Court agreed to take up a lawsuit seeking to overturn the medical legalization measures voters approved (Nebraska Examiner)
Nebraska Gov. Jim Pillen signs proclamation certifying voters approved two medical weed legalization initiatives on November ballot (Nebraska Examiner)
Rhode Island opens nations first state-sanctioned overdose prevention center (NPR)
West Virginia Supreme Court rules judges can bar people from using medical weed as a condition of probation (WV News)

JAPAN: new law criminalizing use of pot went into effect (Japan Times)

METAL MOMENT

Dire Descent – Devoured(LN Beats)

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FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever made an ornament.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever saw Santa.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

33 cats up for adoption after rescued from home in South Philly where owner died (NBC10 Philadelphia)

33 endangered black-footed ferrets released in Colorado (KKTV)
33 New Zealand police staff under fire for ‘political tourism’ trip to China (Stuff)
Piccadilly Gardens: Jury convicts coffee-throwing robber after 33 minutes (BBC)

Clyde, TX family celebrates Christmas tradition for 33 years (KTAB)

Macy’s hosted a Christmas market in Manhattan and it did not end well (Not the Bee)
Krispy Kreme hit by cyberattack disrupting delivery of online doughnut orders (USA Today)
Balloon-blowing kits recalled in Canada because they can cause kids to hallucinate (Not the Bee)

Two NY men die after using bat poop to grow pot (New York Post)

St. Nicholas sarcophagus believed to be discovered during excavation project (FOX)

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Intro/Outro: Jaxius – Dream Code (JaxiusMusic YouTube) 

The Most Embarassing Show Thursday 

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Saving Satoshi

Coinbase asks users to stop using VPNs and ad blockers (XCancel)

US officials urge Americans to use encrypted messaging apps (CISA)

Texas court blocks Corporate Transparency Act (Sidley)

WabiSabi vulnerability report (GitHub)

KC Bitcoiners Beers at The Bar on Johnson Drive THURSDAY @ 6:30 pm

TOP THREE 33

Lebanese released from Assad jail after 33 years given hero’s welcome (Al-Monitor)
Spanish actress consumes kambo, dies at 33 (VICE)

Point Defiance, WA Zoo’s beloved bald eagle, Tahoma, dies at 33 (KOMO News)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

STUDY: THC toxicosis in dogs treated with transmucosal dissolving CBD sheet (Frontiers)
Doctors for Drug Policy Reform sues to pause rescheduling hearings so court can consider their challenge to DEA’s decision to exclude it from participating, gets motion denied (DEA)

CALIFORNIA: Former Commerce City Manager, Baldwin Park City Attorney plead guilty to participating in a scheme involving bribes in exchange for support in the cannabis business permitting process (Department of Justice)
Illinois Supreme Court rules smell of marijuana enough for vehicle search (The Center Square)
Prosecutors appeal dismissal of charges against notary for Nebraska medical cannabis petitions (Nebraska Examiner)
New York regulators sued by the Medical Cannabis Industry Association over $20 million “fee” to enter recreational market (Times Union)
Second Tennessee groups sue attempting to stop hemp rules limiting THCa products (Chattanooga Times Free Press)

METAL MOMENT

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FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever went to the vet.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever made an ornament.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Woman’s body recovered from Pennsylvania sinkhole (FOX)

Police illegally sell restricted weapons, supply crime (CBS)
World’s oldest-known bird lays an egg in Hawaii at age 74 (The Associated Press)
Couple reunited after wife spots missing husband on news (KSL TV 5)
South Carolina mayor dies in crash being ‘pursued’ by deputy after his police force quit (FOX)
Lyft driver scams woman after ‘imaginary child’ pees on seat (MSN)

NJ senator calls for limited state of emergency as drone mystery deepens (NBC)
V.A. officials resign after Breitbart report of staff orgy at TN Veterans Hospital (Shore News Network)

Researchers thought they found Amelia Earhart’s missing plane but it was rocks (Smithsonian Magazine)
Wolves may be pollinators as well as predators (CNN)

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Intro/Outro: Jaxius – Dreams (JaxiusMusic YouTube) 

Check out the Homegrown Hitsgiving special for 3+ hours of decentralized music 

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Fifth Circuit lifts Tornado Cash sanctions (The Rage)

Officials are halting Bitmain units at US ports (Blockspace)

Michael Saylor pitch to Microsoft (XCancel)

European Central Bank timeline and progress on digital euro (ECB)

BlackRock spot ETF surpasses 500,000 BTC in assets under management (The Block)

KC Bitcoiners’ December 6th coffee meetup @ Take Care by OLEO

TOP THREE 33

Man believed to be member of wealthy Rothschild family dies after house fire in the Hollywood Hills (ABC7)

Hamas says 33 captives killed in Gaza as Palestinian factions hold talks (Aljazeera)

Bus crash near French ski resrt kills 2 people, injures 33 (Voice of America News)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

DEA commences formal hearing proceedings on proposed marijuana rescheduling (Drug Enforcement Administration YouTube)
Cannabis caregivers and large grow sites will soon be illegal in Hawaii, impacting thousands (Hawaii News Now)
Missouri cannabis microbusiness ‘mentor’ connected to licenses under state investigation (Missouri Independent)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Leo Marochiolli’s cover of It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas.

Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@revcybertrucker.com

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever had a baby.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever went to the vet.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Alaskan pilot tosses turkeys to rural homes (The Associated Press)
More than 3,000 fake Gibson guitars seized at Los Angeles port (AP)

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The Ghost Inside – Engine 45

Bowls With Buds ★ Episode 344 ★ ChadF

Intro/Outro: Floating AnarchY – Cyber Funk (YouTube)

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

mempool.space

MicroStrategy buys 55,500 BTC (CNBC)

@jamesob tweet

SEC Gary Ginsler announces resignation (Barron’s)

Coin Center analysis of crypto policy landscape following the elections

Satsconf hackathon winners (Even Tornado) 

Learning @ Chaincode

Alby to sunset custodial lightning wallet (The Bitcoin Manual)

KC Bitcoiners coffee meetup Friday December 6th@ Take Care by OLEO

TOP THREE 33

Fighting between armed sectarian groups in restive northwestern Pakistan kills at least 33 people (CTV News)

Russian forces attack Sumy Oblast 33 times over past 24 hours: 1 civilian injured (Ukrainska Pravda)

Israeli strikes in Gaza kill 33 Palestinians (The Economic Times)

33 live bombs, stacks of guns and ammo found in home of man killed in shootout with police (MLive)

Portland police arrest 33 in human trafficking crackdown along NE 82nd (KATU)
Nebraska troopers find 33 pounds of cocaine hidden in couple’s vehicle with child in car (1011 NOW)
33 individuals arrested in Mississippi narcotics investigation (ICE.gov)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

FDA grants Phase 2 clinical trial on use of smoked pot to treat PTSD (MAPS.org)

Deputy Attorney General Lisa Monaco issues memo directing DEA to end random searches of airport travelers (Office of Inspector General)

SAMHSA Network Watch shares street names for drugs appearing in its data for the first time Jan 2023 – Aug 2024 (SAMHSA.gov)

Researcher asks DEA judge to postpone rescheduling hearing until after President-elect Donald Trump takes over (DocumentCloud)

Cannabis rescheduling judge authorizes prohibitionist group to respond to collusion claims (Cannabis Business Times)

The Beer Institute calls for tighter regulations on pot, hemp products (BeerInstitute.org)

Arkansas, Maryland rejects petitions to allow medical marijuana to treat female orgasm disorder (Marijuana Moment)

Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear says doctors can recommend medical weed December 1 (YouTube)
— state’s first medical dispensary license awarded today

Michigan is closing its hemp program, leaving farmers to be regulated by the USDA (Hemp Today)

Cannabis agency unlawfully denied applications for social equity licenses, lawsuit alleges (Minnesota Reformer)
All charges dismissed against notary for medical cannabis petitions (Nebraska Examiner)
Tennessee Healthy Alternatives Association challenging new hemp rule (WKRN)

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton files lawsuit to overturn Dallas’ local decriminalization law (Office of the Attorney General)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Jonathan Young’s cover of Toxic Love from Fern Gully.

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FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever did a hard drug.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever had a baby.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Police say 33 people in Jacksonville have been arrested after public sleeping ban went into effect (First Coast News / YouTube)

Suspects break into 33 different cars in Johnstown, Ohio neighborhoods (NBC 4)

Jersey City apartment building blaze that displaced 33 is under investigation but not deemed suspicious (NJ.com)

Cher discovered her real name was Cheryl after not knowing for 33 years (The New Zealand Herald)
Disney attraction to shutter after 33 years, becme new land (SF Gate)
33 snakes rescued from Sabarimala temple premises (Onmanorama)
Deaf, mute man wakes up on funeral pyre (FOX)

Vandal smashes Ebenezer Scrooge’s tombstone used in ‘A Christmas Carol’ movie (The Associated Press)

Stolen shoe mystery solved at Japanese kindergarten (AP)
Mississippi teacher fired after allegedly feeding students dog treats mistaken for beef jerky (FOX)

‘Cursed’ 800-pound emerald ordered back to Brazil from US (FOX)

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Intro/Outro: SpiderDave – A Wonderful Nightmare

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

The V4V ask summarized in a Nostr note

Spencer note ft. ODELL zap

AlbyHub

Dave Portnoy clip 1, clip 2

Bitcoin Rocks

Simplified Privacy / Monero bros tired of being dunked upon

Ring of Fire #21 balanced, #22 in the works
— email spencer@bowlafterbowl.com if you want to join

MicroStrategy BTC holding

KC Bitcoiners coffee meetup FRIDAY at 7:30 am

TOP THREE 33

Bitcoin retreats after 33% surge since Trump’s US election win (Euro News)
Here’s a rapid-fire update on what Trump will mean for all 33 portfolio stocks (CNBC)
AT&T surges 33% YTD: Reason to include T Stock in your portfolio? (Yahoo Finance)

After losing 33% in the past year, Cracker Barrel Old Country Store Inc institutional owners must be relieved by the recent gain (Yahoo Finance)

How to combat the 33% increase in food waste during the holidays (WDTN)

Kansas City Police announce 33 arrests including suspected shooter outside NKC High Shool, fentanyl dealer (KCTV)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Chris Christie says Trump will remove federal restrictions on marijuana, find ‘sweet spot’ for crypto regulation (Benzinga)

Federal judge tosses Huckabee lawsuit against Meta over ads using his name and image to sell CBD products  (The Associated Press)
First discussed on Bowl After Bowl Episode 330: I Am The Factor July 9, 2024

Delaware unveiled drug use harm reduction vending machines (DE.gov)
Massachusetts approves first marijuana research facility license (MassCannabisControl)
Appeals court rules counties cannot stack Missouri marijuana taxes (Missouri Independent)
NE Attorney General: Investigations won’t affect medical cannabis election certification (Nebraska Examiner)
Judge orders ‘illicit cannabis’ signs removed as New York regulators face scrutiny following raids (Times Union)
Lawsuit claims New York’s cannabis rollout threatens small farms’ survival (CBS 6 Albany)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us El Estepario Siberiano’s King of Illusion

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FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever had a potluck.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever did a hard drug.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

New Hampshire shelter faces enor-mouse problem after man surrenders nearly 1,000 rodents (AP)

Carcass of endangered fin whale washes up near Anchorage, Alaska (AP)

Bear that damaged luxury cars actually a person in costume (AP)

Florida man arrested after pretending to be undercover police officer to avoid background check (FOX)
Florida man sentenced for ‘jiggling’ genitals at hospital (Villages-News)

Cruise facing rough seas in Spain plays Titanic theme (Local 10 Miami)

Georgia mother arrested after son walks less than a mile from their home (WSBTV)

Smuggler caught with hundreds of tarantulas strapped to body (BBC)

Elderly woman arrested on flight for not paying for frozen tuna sandwich (Latin Times)

Man finally receives pressure cooker two yeas after cancellign Amazon order (Quirkl)

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Intro/Outro: e s c p – Tokyo

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Dogecoin outperforms Bitcoin (Bloomberg)

Clark Moody dashboard

Bitcoin Fog user Roman Sterlingov gets 12.5 years for allegedly running it based on ‘junk science’ (US DOJ)

Max Kaiser tweet

KC Bitcoiners at KC Bier Co at 6:30pm

TOP THREE 33

Latin America poverty hits 33-year low but inequality prevails, UN report says (Reuters)

Gaza: At least 33 civilians reportedly killed in strike in Jabalia (Channel 4)

Israeli strikes on Lebanon kill at least 33 (Al-Monitor)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

2024 Pot-Related Election Results (Marijuana Moment)

California voters approved Prop 36 increasing penalties for theft, drug crimes including fentanyl, creating a drug court treatment program for people with multiple possession convictions (SOS.CA.gov)
Colorado Springs voters approve competing pot measures deciding fat on recreational sales (CPR)
Updated results: Colorado Springs amendment to ban recreational marijuana failing (The Gazette)
Kentucky voters in 106 municipalities and counties decided on local ballot measures to allow medical pot businesses to operate – and every single one was approved (SOS.KY.gov)

Michigan voters overwhelmingly reject new pot business proposals (MLive)
More than a dozen Oregon communities vote to ban psilocybin businesses (Oregon Capital Chronicle)

Researcher sues DEA over rescheduling process (Document Cloud)

New Mexico company vows to sue over damages after authorities destroy cannabis crops (The Associated Press) 

METAL MOMENT

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FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever got caught in a lie.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever had a potluck.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Blobs washed up on Sydney beaches actually fatbergs (ABC Australia)
First emperor penguin known to reach Australia found alive on tourist beach (AP)
Costco forced to recall 80,000 pounds of butter for the dumbest possible reason (New York Post)
Mattel apologizes after mistakenly printing porn site on ‘Wicked’ movie dolls packaging (CNN)
Woman discovers needle left in vagina during childbirth after 18 years of pain (Independent)
Ambulance hits Oregon cyclist, rushes him to hospital, then sticks him with $1,800 bill, lawsuit says (Oregon Live)

Raccoon busts through ceiling at New York’s LaGuardia Airport (Gothamist)

Tennis Channel removes analyst indefinitely after comment about Barbora Krejcikova’s forehead (CNN)

VALUE FOR VALUE

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INTRO/OUTRO: Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio – The New Order

Halloween Homegrown Hits

Thunder Road Media boost recap

Check out this V4V Bitpunk.fm project

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

BTCPay Server 2.0 released (GitHub) 

Deutsche Telekom launches BTC mining pilot to balance Germany’s power grid (Telekom)

Bitcoin mining difficulty hits all-time high (CoinDesk)

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KC Bitcoiners Coffee Meetup @ 7:30 a.m. THIS FRIDAY

TOP THREE 33

Nigeria’s hunger crisis deepens with 33 million at risk, report says (Reuters)

33 new restaurants awarded Michelin star (ANSA)
Listen to Behind the Sch3m3s  Season 2 Episode 2: Nunc Est Bibendum! to learn more 

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

LIVE POT-RELATED ELECTION RESULTS (Marijuana Moment)
DEA marijuana rescheduling hearing delayed until 2025, agency judge rules (Scribd)
Department of Veterans Affairs funding a psychedelic study focusing on treating PTSD and alcoholism with MDMA (Secretary for Health Shereef Elnahal’s LinkedIn)

Virginia regulators select Metrc to run the state’s seed-to-sale tracking program (WRIC)

German cultivation association distributes pot or the first time (Weser Kurier)

METAL MOMENT

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FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever opened a bank account.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever got caught in a lie.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Ron Simon & Associates retained by 33 victims in McDonald’s e.coli outbreak (Quality Assurance Magazine)

Sound Beach, NY woman arrested for driving with 33 license suspensions (Long Island News 12)

WhatsApp India bans over 8.5 million accounts in September, 33 reinstated (Business Standard)

33 changed gender in Japan without surgery after 2023 court ruling (Kyodo News)

In a first since 1938, Des Moines, Iowa kids will trick-or-treat on Halloween (The Associated Press)
Man dressed as iconic Halloween villain scares drivers in standstill traffic (FOX)
Porta-potties fall off truck during morning commute in Massachusetts (Boston Globe)
Wisconsin pizzeria accidentally sells 60 POT pies (FOX)
Lightning strike kills soccer player, injures 5 others during match in Peru (Not the Bee)

Australian woman steals 40,061 Bluey coins (CBS)

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Intro/Outro: Jaxius – Pinhead

Join us FRIDAY for a Bowls With Buds ft. Rob Dew!

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Michael Saylor on Markets with Madison (YouTube)

Vitalik Buterin: Saylor’s comments are batshit insane (Decrypt)

KC Bitcoiners Blocktoberfest on Wednesday, Halloween party Thursday

TOP THREE 33

Israeli strikes on Gaza kills 33, while truck near Tel Aviv kills one (NPR)
Boeing satellite, iS-33e, breaks up in space (BBC)

iPhone exports from India surge 33% as Apple reduces dependence on China (Financial Express)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Study did not find increases in the percentage of women with clinically relevant low birthweight or preterm births following legalization (Springer)

Scientific review concludes “there is no linear relationship of blood THC to driving” (The Lancet)
Federal study shows no evidence of fetanyl-laced marijuana (The Lancet)

JD Vance on This Past Weekend w/Theo Von (YouTube / 27:00)
Washington, D.C. hemp businesses sue District for alleged unlawful enforcement (Outlaw Report)

Arizona court declines to void or reassign contested marijuana social equity permit (MJBizDaily)

New Mexico marijuana firms sue federal agencies over ‘unlawful’ seizures (MJBizDaily)

Cannabis lawyer claims DEA tried to intimidate, bully Texas smoke shop owners in new lawsuit (Lonestar Live)

Seattle man sentenced for string of marijuana dispensary robberies (Justice.gov)

METAL MOMENT

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FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever summoned a demon.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever got a bank account.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Forerunner K2 humanoid robot can carry 33 lb in each dexterous hand (New Atlas)

Billboard removes vinyl sales figures from its site after posting 33% year-over-year declines (Digital Music News)
Kiribati fishermen tell how they survived being lost at sea for 33 days and solved a family mystery (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)

New concussion sign could identify up to 33% of undiagnosed concussions (New Medical Xpress)
Prisoner charged with escaping after Ohio sheriff’s office accidentally let him go (Not the Bee) 

Paris premie abducted from hospital (AP)

Australian woman stuck upside down for 7 hours between boulders retrieving phone (FOX)
Cockatoo rescued after four weeks trapped inside grocery store (AU News)

German town bans cactus plants from all government facilities after injury (Not the Bee)
Bat escapes German zoo by hiding in visitor’s jacket (UPI)

BOWLS WITH BUDS FRIDAY AT 8PM CENTRAL WITH ROB DEW