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Intro/Outro: capshun, BLVDE RUNNER – Astaroth

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FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the fate of the FTIEs.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever called somebody by the wrong name.

TOP THREE 33

iOS 18.5 – Apple just gave all iPhone users 33 reasons to update now (Forbes)

33 people displaced after apartment fire in Fort Pierce, Florida (WPBF)

South Africa’s MTN Group reports 33% rise in first-quarter core profit (Reuters)

Gaza death toll nears 52,900 as Israel kills 33 more Palestinians (Anadolu Ajansi)

Sudan: 33 people killed in attacks suspected to [be] carried out by paramilitary Rapid Support Forces (NEWS ON AIR)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Woman allegedly gave THC candy to playground children (YouTube)

Colorado lawmakers send bill to Gov. Jared Polis  to streamline marijuana regulation (CO General Assembly)

Denver mayor signs ordinance updating Denver Marijuana Code to law (Denver Gov)

Indiana Gov. Mike Braun signs bill banning marijuana advertising (21 Alive News)

Independence, Missouri to use marijuana sales tax to solve cold cases (FOX4)

Why is Nebraska mulling changes to voter-approved medical cannabis laws?
(Nebraska Examiner)

Gov. Kathy Hochul signs NY budget bill, removes clause allowing police to use the smell of marijuana as probable cause that a driver is impaired (NY.gov)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Green Day’s Boulevard of Broken Dreams

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ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Bitcoin Mechanic vs Peter Todd OP_Return Debate

Bitcoin accepted at Steak n’ Shake (Forbes) 

KC BTC meetup Thursday at The Bar / KC BTC meetup Friday at Steak n’ ShakeKC BTC May 28th circular economy

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Banburyshire woman’s 33-mile challenge raises thousands for equine therapy project (Banbury Guardian)

Man died of ‘blunt force injuries’ at US petting zoo after suspected kangaroo fight in South Carolina (The Guardian)
Fairfax County, VA McDonald’s now has 21+ policy for indoor dining (NBC)
Nebraskan jailed for lightsaber attacks (The Smoking Gun)
American tourist climbs over fence at Colosseum, impales self on spike (LA Times)
Amazon delivery driver caught defecating at L.A. homes gets fired (KTLA)
Five fishermen adrift for 55 days (CBS)
Romanian comes across hoard of priceless coins while out for nature walk (FOX)
Arizona family creates AI likeness of murder victim to forgive killer during sentencing (Not the Bee) 
Missouri boy finds giant morel mushroom (News Nation Now)

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Episode 368 ★ Bowls With Buds ★ auggie

The Unthinking: All Gifts (MaryKate-Ultra)

Tune in to the Satellite Spotlight THIS SATURDAY May 10th at 6 PM C / 7 PM E

Intro/Outro: s t a r m a n – lets go back

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever noticed a magic number.

Next week, we just want to hear from you…

TOP THREE 33

33 transported to hospitals after shuttle bus crash near Hermann, Missouri (KSHB)
Aarti Drugs Q4 results: profit jumps 33% on-year, revenue up 9%; margin flat (CNBC)
33% of Illinois soybeans planted, 32% of corn planted (Brownfield Ag news) 
33-year-old American arrested for trying to smuggle over 4K rounds of ammo into Juarez (KDBC)
Jersey Shore school district approves 33% tax hike (NJ.com)
Halifax teen facing 33 charges following weapons threats at Citadel High School (CTV)
Calgary Humane Society takes in 33 dogs seized during animal cruelty investigation (CTV) 
CNN nominated for 33 news & documentary Emmy Awards (CNN) 
Arvinas lays off 33% of staff, axes Pfizer-partnered phase 3 trials after seeing mixed data (Fierce Biotech) 
3 killed, 33 injured in Russian attacks on Ukraine over past day (Kyiv Independent) 
South Korean interim leader quits 33 days ahead of early Presidential Election (Arirang News)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Marijuana use is extremely dangerous to the fetus in the womb, study finds (CNN)
Rodeo man gets 24 years for fatal shooting during marijuana deal (The Mercury News)
Michigan pot shop owner banned from operating in state (FOX)
Bills reworking allocations for recreational marijuana head to Gianforte’s desk (Montana Free Press)
US Supreme Court declines taking up case against Mississippi’s ad ban (USA Today)
Oregon has spent $46 million fighting black market (Bend Source)
Virginia Governor Glenn Youngkin vetoes medical market bill (NORML) 

METAL MOMENT

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Ring of Fire #25 COMING UP

Samourai Wallet case put on hold as prosecutors weigh dropping charges (99Bitcoins)

Samourai Wallet’s lawyers say prosecution suppressed critical evidence, call for dismissal (CoinDesk)

Alan Bits (GitHub)

Vibe Coding Bitcoin games with Roland from Alby (YouTube) 

Sir Spencer’s vibe coded game

KC Bitcoiners FRIDAY May 9th 8:00 am at Thou Mayest

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING

Greece’s dark past is uncovered after 33 bodies are found in a civil war-era mass grave (The Associated Press)
LiveWire lost $20 million to sell 33 electric motorcyles in Q1 (Jalopnik)
Bay Area driver throws live grenade out of window during California Highway Patrol car chase (CBS)
Tourist bitten by crocodile while taking selfie at Phillippines Zoo because he thought it was fake (Yahoo)
Prolific fare dodger ‘tried to avoid paying for train’ on way to court (Telegraph)
Funeral home director gave fake ashes to thousands of grieving pet owners, dumped actual carcasses in landfill (Law and Crime)
Kentucky second-grader accidentally orders 70,000 suckers (WKYT YouTube) 
Ohio woman arrested after pet raccoon found with her meth pipe (Akron Beacon Journal) 
A woodpecker has invaded a Massachusetts neighborhood (AP)
Kansans want to stop man walking around legally nude (KWCH)

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Intro/Outro: Hyperdrive Boogie – Jaxius

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Introducing THE SPLIT BOX, creating one QR code to rule them all with verifiable splits which shall be updated in real time for the Satellite Spotlight on May 10, 2025

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FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever hit a pothole.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever noticed a magic number.

TOP THREE 33

Freak disappearance of electricity triggered power cut, says Spain PM Sanchez (Politico)
33 stocks at 52-week lows as stock market ends flat (Live Mint)
Miners, insurers – and Netflix – lead 33 ‘perfect’ stocks in damaged market (Investor’s Business Daily)
Man who opened fire in Fort Wayne, Indiana Kroger handed 33-year sentence (WANE)
No delays, no excuses: Telangana begins deportation of 33 Pakistani nationals (The Hindu)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

K2 synthetic marijuana, despite being illegal in New York, is not hard to find and is as dangerous as ever (CBS)
THC seltzers rise in popularity: What to know about the drinks (ABC)
Indiana lawmakers ban marijuana ads but exempt existing contracts (Indiana Public Media)
Trial set for nurse accused of failing to aid child who ingested marijuana (The Daily Item)
Senators schedule public forums on medical cannabis, pending Nebraska legislation (Nebraska Examiner)

Scavenger hunt turned manhunt? Police say a man hid Easter eggs with weed in Texas city parks (USA Today)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Death’s Symbolic.

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ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

FBI: Internet crime losses up 33%, most victims over 60 (CBS)
2:24:00 exorbiant

Remove arbitrary limits on OP_Return (datacarrier) outputs #32359 (GitHub)

KC Meetup THURSDAY @ 6:30pm at The Bar in Mission, KS

Ring of Fire coming up! If you want in on the next one: spencer@bowlafterbowl.com

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING

Aaron Judge turns 33 years old, makes history not seeing since Lou Gehrig (Sports Illustrated)
Researchers expand mice lifespans by 33%, but will it work on humans? (BGR)

‘Nurse Hailey’ Okul was a healthy, happy 33-year-old. We need to talk about how she died. (USA Today)

Randolph County Board of Education votes to fire 33 staff members (WBOY)
Judge rules Quebec’s 33% tuition hike for out-of-province students is ‘unreasonable’ (Montreal Gazette)

Absher carries out over 33 million e-transactions in March (Saudi Gazette)
Common OTC drug increases dementia risk by 33% in startling new research (The Mirror US)

Walmart to remodel 33 stores in 2025 (ABC)

33 homes coming to the Hutington Library campus (Urbanize LA)

Coalition tensions over tenant-in-situ funding ‘crisis’ as 33 families in Cork at risk of homelessness (The Irish Independent)

Up to 33 daily flights: Delta Air Lines & KLM’s huge US-Amsterdam operation (Simple Flying)

Vatican asks visitors not to take pictures of Pope in coffin (The Times)

America’s largest wolf pack has been found – and it’s bigger than ever! (Animals Around the Globe)

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Intro/Outro: Press Start – Kaoilyn

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FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever hunted for Easter eggs.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever hit a pothole.

TOP THREE 33

Akamai Research: Web attacks up 33%, APIs emerge as primary targets (Morningstar)
UP Government transfers 33 Indian Administrative Service officers, including 11 district magistrates (NDTV)

At least 33 civilians killed in Rapid Support Forces shelling of Sudan’s El-Fasher, army says (Anadolu Ajansi)

These three stocks have done something only 33% of the S&P 500 has managed so far in 2025 (Nasdaq)

Russians bombard Ukraine with 95 missiles and UAVs overnight: 33 drones downed, 36 go off radar (Pravda)

DR Congo boat fire death toll revised down to at least 33 (RTE)

East Bay gang members face 33 felonies related to multimillion-dollar theft ring (KRON4)
Indiana votes to annex 33 counties in Illinois (ABC)

Collapsed building: identity of 33 victims confirmed, including 22 Thais (Nation Thailand)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Doctors for Drug Policy Reform drop rescheduling lawsuit to avoid ‘more delay’ (D4DPR)

Arizona Gov. Katie Hobbs’s chief of staff is accused in a lawsuit helping Trulieve subsidiary get a business license after deadline (AZ Capitol Times)

Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders vetoes bill to legalize medical sales via dispensary drive-thrus (AR.gov)

Delaware lawmakers send Gov. Matt Meyer bill addressing marijuana industry fingerprint background check dispute with FBI (DE.gov)
Kentucky Auditor launches investigation into the Office of Medical Cannabis (KY.gov)
Nebraska legislature fails to advance bill to implement, regulate weed program (NE Examiner)
Police: Marijuana in deadly Warwick overdose was not laced with fentanyl (WPRI) 

Texas appeals court overturns voter-approved decriminalization in San Marcos (FOX)

Appeals court sides with Bell County, Texas in marijuana lawsuit case, will return to local district court (KDH News)

Washington Gov. Bob Ferguson signed bill allowing regulators to verify excise tax exemptions for medical pot (WA.gov)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Pantera’s Domination.

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ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

BREAKING NEWS: “Keysend is dead.”

ovvrdos ft. The Wolf – All Salsa No Chips / Stay Awhile / Torcon VII / Robert Willey / Everything is LIT / The Doerfels’ Bloodshot Lies / The HeyCitizen Experience

Able and The Wolf on Value 4 Value in decentralized music

Into the Doerfelverse

Bill on crypto assets and derivatives in public hearing (gov.SI)

Inflection Point: Global implications of scam centers, underground banking, and illicit online marketplaces in Southeast Asia (UN Office on Drugs and Crime)

UPCOMING Ring of Fire #25 is for a 2 million sat channel
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KC BLOCK PARTY Saturday April 26 2pm to 8pm

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING

Brewers shatter 33-year-old franchise record for stolen bases in a game (WKOW)
Air Canada fined $3,000 after family stranded in Panama for 33 days (Aviation A2Z)
US YouTuber remains in custody in India after visiting restricted island with a Diet Coke can (The Associated Press)
Delta plane engine catches fire at Orlando airport, passengers evacuate on slides (CBS)
United flight makes emergency landing after apparent rabbit strike (ABC)
Italy unveils its first ‘sex room’ for prisoners (New York Post)
Sam Altman says saying “please,” “thank you” to ChatGPT costs millions in computing power (Futurism)

NYC woman dies after unlicensed surgeon tired to remove her butt implants (ABC)
Woman poses as ICE agent to kidnap ex-boyfriend’s wife at work, Florida cops say (Miami Herald)

US town forms human chain to move 9,100 books one-by-one (The Guardian)

Michigan man escapes quicksand with new girlfriend (NBC YouTube)

SEE YOU AT THE KC BITCOIN BLOCK PARTY!

MaryKate-Ultra and makeheroism are back in the Bowl for 4/20 Easter — now with a node and HyperSpaceOut.com. Play games with them every other week!

Thank you to our Bowl After Bowl Episode 381 Producers: harvhat, HeyCitizen, ChatGPT, ericpp, Control Room, SirSeatSitter, NetNed, bitpunk.fm, Boolysteed, ovvrdos, NetNed

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BOOLYSTEED!

“TV” TALK

SeveranceCommon Side EffectsEnter the Void /Twin Peaks
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Abs ‘n’a 6-pack Shroomba 

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Intro/Outro: Waiting for the Bus – Stevia Sphere

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Abs n a 6-pack Shroomba ft. Morgan Rockwell

KC Bitcoiners’ Block Party April 26th

4/20 BOWLS WITH BUDS FT MARYKATE-ULTRA & MAKEHEROISM

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever played with tarot cards.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever hunted Easter eggs.

TOP THREE 33

South Korea unveils 33 trillion won support package for chips amid US tariff uncertainty (The Business Times)
“They can be saved”: Ukraine urges OSCE action as Russia holds 33 journalists in captivity (Euromaidan Press)
Rapper ‘Fat Flow’ gets 33 years for kidnapping migrants (Border Report)
Canada’s employment falls by 33k, down from expected gain of 10k (Yahoo)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Woman, 33, allegedly hid drugs in rectum, vagina, CBP says (Border Report)

Poll shows half of US weed consumers say Trump administration will lead them to consume more weed (The Harris Poll via Royal Queen Seeds / Journo Google Doc)

The federal Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services finalized rules to clarify pot products aren’t eligible for coverage (Federal Register) 
Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders signed a bill to require testing of certain medical weed products (AR Legislature)
Hawaii Gov. Josh Green signed bill to speed up expungements (HI.gov)

Maryland lawmakers sent Gov. Wes Moore a bill clarifying rules for consumption lounges (MD Legislation) and he signed legislation authorizing regulators to take enforcement action against businesses that sell weed products that don’t comply with state rules (Governor.MD)
Missouri cannabis regulators add another 6K products to list of recalled items (MO Independent)
New Mexico Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham signed a bill to create a cannabis enforcement division (NM Legislature) and a bill creating a therapeutic psilocybin program (NMLegis.gov)

METAL MOMENT

Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Cypherbox

Mayan Bitcoin Conference

Former Ethereum developer Virgil Griffith released (Atlas21)

Ross Ulbricht to speak at Bitcoin 2025 (Bitcoin Magazine)

KC Bitcoiners Meetup THURSDAY 6:30 @ Keystone Innovation District

KC BLOCKPARTY APRIL 26th @ RJ’s Bob-be-que

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING

One dead, 33 hikers rescued from Arizona trail amid extreme heat (SFGATE)

Want to join Disneyland’s exclusive Club 33? New details for membership are online (Los Angeles Times)

Pennsylvania man charged with 33 felonies for AI-generated child porn images (FOX 43)

Crosswalk buttons hacked to play hoax Musk, Zuckerberg recordings (YouTube)

A beloved pet tortoise is reunited with its family weeks after disappearing in a Mississippi tornado (The Associated Press)
Australian woman unknowingly gives birth to a stranger’s baby after IVF clinic error (AP)

South Carolina woman saves her husband after an alligator attacked him in their retirement community (Not the Bee)

Mystery creature caught on Colorado camera (YouTube)

Stranger has sex with corpse on subway (NY Daily News)

Missing Utah dog found 1,000 miles away from home in Texas (YouTube)

4/20 BOWLS WITH BUDS SUNDAY FT MARYKATE-ULTRA & MAKEHEROISM

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Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: harvhat, Oystein Berge, ChadF, HeyCitizen, bitpunk.fm, ajoint, Boolysteed, makeheroism, ericpp

Intro/Outro: Night Runner – White Bat Audio

HyperSpaceOut SUNDAY 6pm Central

M. Andrew Jones’ Story of Number

Bitcoin Tarot Cards Geyser Fund

DH Unplugged

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FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever pulled off a successful April Fool’s prank.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever played with tarot cards.

TOP THREE 33

Myanmar earthquake death toll passes 3,300 as UN calls for help (Al Jazeera)

Flooding death toll in Congo’s capital reaches 33 as officials race to help victims (NPR)

33 killed in Israeli strikes on Gaza (NWA Online)

33 injured remain hospitalized after attack on Kryvyi Rih – two children in critical condition (The New Voice of Ukraine)

Differential coding inflated Medicare Advantage payments by $33 billion in 2021, study finds (AJMC)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

DEA immigrant informant fears he could be deported: ‘It’s a matter of life and death’ (NBC)
ONDCP releases Trump Administration’s statement of drug policy priorities (White House)
US Supreme Court rules in favor of trucker fired over positive THC test from CBD (Landline)
Maryland lawmakers send Governor Wes Moore a bill to legalize personal manufacturing of weed edibles (MD General Assembly)
Michigan Supreme Court rules smell of alone isn’t sufficient cause for police to search cars (The Associated Press)
New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy signs bill requiring State Police to create, maintain expungement database (NJ.gov)
New York investigates brands accused of selling illegal weed (New York Times)
Pittsburgh Pirates have Marc Fogel throw out first pitch (MLB)
Rhode Island police think woman died from pot laced with fentanyl (Providence Journal)
Virginia lawmakers reject Governor Glenn Youngkin’s move to limit medical marijuana delivery, but uphold other cannabis bill vetoes (Marijuana Moment)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Megadeth’s Mechanix.

Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

ICERAID: Report immigrants, get paid in crypto (The Rage)

Privacy on trial at MIT Bitcoin Expo (The Rage)

Lola L337z Nostr note fact checking MIT Bitcoin Expo

Department of Justice scraps crypto unit as Trump further loosens sight of digital assets (Fortune Crypto)

KC Bitcoiners Meetup: Liberty, MO and Coffee Friday

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING

33-year-old Florida man sunbathing on beach run over by (KKTV)

Authorities seized 33 distressed Boston terriers from urine-soaked Kingston home (National Post)
Galapagos tortoises at Philadelphia zoo become first-time parents at nearly 100 (AP)

Woman loses $2.5 million lottery ticket (ABC / YouTube)

Scratch off worth $50k found during Maryland furniture move (MD Lottery)
Mini dachshund continues to evade rescue one year later (FOX)

Husky reunited with North Carolina family three years later (The News & Observer)
Ohioan dies of rabies from kidney transplant (FOX)

Ohio home intruder caught after getting stuck in chimney (FOX)

80-year-old birthday tradition (WLKY / YouTube)

Colossal Biosciences ressurects long-extinct dire wolf (Reason)

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 378 Producers: NetNed, KevinS, ChadF, harvhat, MaryKateUltra, cottongin, CannabisRecords, PermaNerd, Piez, Piranesi, Boolysteed, makeheroism

Intro/Outro: Rare Encounter

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FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever hired a lawyer.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever pulled a successful April Fool’s prank.

TOP THREE 33

Israeli strikes kill 33, including 13 children in Gaza (Malaysiakini)

Elon Musk sells X to his own xAI for $33 billion in all-stock deal (ABC News)
33% increase in used Tesla listings (Business Insider)

Last London bankers to receive bonuses fear the worst after revenues fall 33% (eFinancialCareers)
Laos sends 33 officers to Myanmar for earthquake relief efforts (Vietnam Investment Review)
VIDEO: Huge fire erupts near Malaysian capital after gas pipeline leak injures 33 (ABS-CBN News / YouTube)
Huge fire at Petronas gas pipeline in Malaysia injures 33 (CNBC)
Georgia lawmakers pass House Bill 303 to honor the Original 33 (WJCL)

Trump restored funding for Radio Free Europe and reinstated 33 employees for Cuban radio station (The New York Times)

Pittsburgh Zoo gorilla Harry dies at 33 from ‘sudden cardiac event’ (Pittsburgh-Post Gazette)

Maersk to invest $500m in 33-year Port NY/NJ lease extension (Seatrade Maritime)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Arizona study of ‘Jedi Mind Fuck’ magic mushrooms clears FDA hurdle (Phoenix News Times)

KY Governor Andy Beshear signs bill enacting stricter regulations on hemp beverages (WHAS 11)

Michigan judge finds cannabis testing company launched by former police used unapproved procedures, failed to properly document its activities (Metro Times)

Missouri lawmakers hold back on public defender plans for marijuana money (Missouri Independent)

Medical cannabis bill awaits amendment as possible green light to full Nebraska Legislature (Nebraska Examiner)

Attorneys argue against preemption lawsuit targeting Nebraska medical cannabis law (Nebraska Examiner)

Korean National Assembly approves legislation to increase penalties for enticing or soliciting people to use illegal drugs (Korea BioMed)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us AC/DC’s Back in Black.

Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@revcybertrucker.com

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Want in on a 2 million sat Ring of Fire? Email spencer@bowlafterbowl.com

Why Trump’s tariffs could actually be good for Bitcoin (CoinDesk)

What Trump ‘Liberation Day’ means for Bitcoin, crypto markets (Decrpt.co)

Bitcoin investor buys an entire SpaceX flight for the ultimate polar adventure (The Associated Press)

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING

Woman arrested after being found in bed with dead man laying on top of her (WRDW)
Idaho governor signs bill criminalizing public breast exposure and ‘truck nuts’ (East Idaho News)
NJ Police chief accused of pooping by desks, spiking coffee with Viagra (New York Daily News)

Child complains of ‘monster’ under the bed, babysitter comes face-to-face with man hiding there (AP)

Liberty, Missouri 12-year-old becomes youngest female to bowl 300 game in Missouri (KCTV 5 / YouTube)

Pete Lee of GWAR, X-Cops and DeMu’s The Death of Rock and Roll joins Spencer and Laurien IN THE BOWL with tales of horror and boostable tracks. Get yourself a Nude Podcast App, fill your wallet with some sats and BOOST BOOST BOOST!

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Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 378 Producers: ChadF, Boo-Bury,  cottongin, MaryKate-Ultra

Songs played tonight:
The Death of Rock and Roll – Long Hard Nightstick
The Death of Rock and Roll – The Fun Has Left the Poison
The Death of Rock and Roll – Pleasure Hound

Intro/Outro: White Bat Audio – Soma / Junkie

Mentioned shows:

Homegrown Hits
No Agenda
Abs ‘n a 6-Pack (ShitMyAss.com)

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Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: harvhat, ChadF, Piez, Permanerd, southside, phifer, MaryKateUltra, Boolysteed, bitpunk.fm, cottongin, ericpp

Intro/Outro: HurricaneTurtle – Stargate

BOWLS WITH BUDS FRIDAY ft. PETE LEE @ 8PM Central

Bitcoin Tarot Cards (Geyser)

HyperSpaceOut games SUNDAY 7PM EST

Check out M. Andrew Jones‘ work, especially The Story of Number

Listen to the latest bitpunk.fm on your favorite Nude Podcast App – recorded straight from cassette

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FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever touched a snake.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever hired a lawyer.

TOP THREE 33

‘Terrible surprise’: 33 Air New Zealand employees fighting company’s Covid policy (RNZ)

US energy storage installations grow 33% year-over-year (PV Magazine International)

33 guns intercepted by TSA at Huntsville (AL) International Airport in 2024, 130 found statewide (WHNT)

Nagpur, India violence: 50 held, 33 cops injured as curfew continues after clashes (Hindustan Times)
Greenpeace ordered to pay over $660 million for defaming oil company (Zero Hedge)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Over 33 quintals of ganja seized in Gajapati (Times of India)
33 tonnes of meth seized in Malaysia’s biggest drug bust (Free Malaysia Today)

Will County, Illinois police find 33 pounds of meth/cocaine, heroin, 14 guns in Lockport home (Shaw Local)

DEA shares David Krumholtz cannabinoid hyperemesis story (Page Six)

Colorado Governor Jared Polis could sign a bill to let doctors prescribe a form of psilocybin if it ever gets federal approval from the FDA

Maryland Governor Wes Moore, legislative leaders agree on 33% cannabis tax hike (Cannabis Business Times)

US Supreme Court asked to take up case challenging Mississippi’s ban on medical pot business advertising (Action News 5)

New York Governor Kathy Hochul signs legislation building on state marijuana farmers market program (Marijuana Moment)

METAL MOMENT

No MM tonight, folks!

Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@revcybertrucker.com

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

2 million sat Ring of Fire coming up, email spencer@bowlafterbowl.com

“Moscow Time”

Ross Ulbricht eBay tweet (XCancel)

L0la L33Tz Chainalysis (njump)

Spot bitcoin ETFs record seven-day inflow streak with signs of ‘improving macro conditions’ (The Block)

The FAIR Act would protect Bitcoin holders (Bitcoin Magazine)

Arizona House Rules Committee approves two different Bitcoin Reserve bills (Cointelegraph)

HB1203 Oklahoma’s Bitcoin Reserve bill approved (OK Legislature)

Kentucky Bitcoin Rights Bill signed into law HB701 (Kentucky.gov)

KC Bitcoiners Coffee Meetup March 28th at 7:30 AM at Thou Mayest

Bitcoin Blockparty APRIL 26th at 2:00 pm at RJ’s Bob-be-que

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Bald eagle who went viral for incubating rock dies after fierce storms in Missouri (The Guardian)
South Carolina apartment complex holds vigil for Walter the alligator (ABC News 4 YouTube)
Utah driver injured after hitting turkey (FOX)

United Airlines flight to China diverted to San Francisco after pilot forgets passport (NBC News)

NJ man’s lawsuit claims crew forced him out of plane bathroom, exposing his genitalia (FOX)

Lady drowns dog in airport bathroom to board flight (New York Post)

Indiana woman found alive in car after 6 days, faces long recovery (FOX)

Florida man in “I never argue” shirt got arrested for…you guessed it (Not the Bee)
Wolfdog becomes most expensive dog ever sold (Not the Bee)

Family outraged after girl receives monkey, toilet with fake poop as school prize (FOX 11 Los Angeles YouTube)

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TOP THREE 33

Severe Weather: At least 33 people killed as tornadoes, dust storms hammer the south (Rolling Stone)

Russia launches 90 drones on Ukraine overnight: 47 shot down, 33 go off radar (Pravada)

Canada allocated over 33 million Euros to the Ukraine Energy Support Fund the day before the US withdrew (Babel)

Global trade hits record $33 trillion in 2024, driven by services and developing economies (UN Trade and Development)

Pakistan train siege over; 21 passengers, all 33 militants killed, says Army (CNBC)

Deadly measles outbreak: 223 cases now in Texas, 33 in New Mexico (Houston Chronicles)

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President Donald Trump formally nominates Terry Cole as Drug Enforcement Administration administrator (Department of Justice)

Senate passes Halt All Lethal Trafficking of Fentanyl Act, goes heading back to the House for a procedural vote where it is expected to pass again (Drug Policy)

US Forest Service tells CA Department of Fish and Wildlife it will not proceed with a nearly $1 million grant awarded by the state to support efforts to remove waste from illicit marijuana growing operations on federal land (Politico)

Food and Drug Administration sends warning letter to California company over its injectable CBD product (FDA)

Massachusetts Cannabis Commission extends period of time delivery licenses are restricted to social equity applicants for another year (Commonwealth Beacon)

Judge rules Minnesota can prosecute marijuana crimes on reservations even after legalization (Minnesota Reformer)

Missouri Division of Cannabis Regulation revises stance, limits medical marijuana patients from purchasing as recreational consumers (Greenway Magazine)

New York lawmakers file legislation to reduce consumption of cannabis edibles by children (Long Island)

South Dakota Gov. Larry Rhoden signs bill defelonizing the ingestion of illegal drugs on first, second offenses (South Dakota Searchlight)

Appeals court to take up Bell County, Texas’ lawsuit against Killeen voter-approved local decriminalization policy on April 1 (KDH News)

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Leak reveals Russia is quietly priming Bitcoin, crypto for a price bombshell (Forbes)

Michael Saylor’s Strategy makes smallest Bitcoin purchase on record (Cointelegraph)

Samourai case update (XCancel) 

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33-acre swath of Beverly Hills hits market for $175M (Mansion Global)

Michigan judge wanted Walmart shoplifters to wash cars but his boss stepped on the hose (The Associated Press)

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TOP THREE 33

PGA of America reports 33% revenue rise (Golf Business News)

Workers’ productivity increases 33% every hour they use AI (HR Dive)

Investigation leads to 33 arrests in major drug bust (Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office)

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Alabama court ruling allows medical licensing to proceed (Alabama Reflector)

Mason City Council (Ohio) votes unanimously to ban dispensaries (WCPO)

Maryland Curaleaf workers sue over tip distribution (FOX Baltimore)

THC-infused candy sparks daycare panic (FOX) 

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US House votes to overturn IRS DeFi broker rule (CoinDesk)

Mt. Gox moves another $930M Bitcoin as payout deadline looms (CoinDesk)

Trump’s Bitcoin Reserve disappoints market, weighs on crypto (Bloomberg)

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Indian woman who spent 33 days in jail honored (Deccan Herald)
Charizard Cheeto sells for $87K (The Associated Press)

Family’s chicken lays ginormous egg three times normal size (FOX)

Texas embalmer charged with castrating dead sex offender (FOX)
Failed s’mores-making attempt likely sparked Long Island fires (FOX)

Idaho brothers become youngest to earn all Junior Ranger badges (UPI)

Werewolf earns Guiness World Record (UPI)

Coffee theft surges in the US as prices for beans soar (Reuters)

TSA finds live turtle in man’s pants (AP)

Air India flight had to return to US after passengers clog 11 of 12 onboard toilets (Not the Bee)

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TOP THREE 33

The Greatest Scientific Fraud of All Time XXXIII (Manhattan Contrarian)
FBI returns 33 boxes of Trump property seized during Mar-a-Lago raid (Zero Hedge)
Fact Check: 33 times Zelensky thanked Americans and US leaders  (CNN)
Tesla chair Robyn Denholm sells $33 million in stock (Reuters)

COVID 2024-25 vaccines 33% protective against emergency room or urgent care visits, data reveal (CIDRAP)

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Girl, 13, had to go to hospital after taking cannabis edible at Southwest Side Chicago school (CBS News YouTube)

Father of toddler who ingested THC speaks (FOX 5 Atlanta YouTube)

Long Island school students sickened after eating marijuana gummies (NBC NY YouTube)

Lady punch (YouTube)

Jazz Cannabis Club offers reward after third break-in (FOX 2 Detroit YouTube)

Nebraska Unicameral holds hearings to legalize, regulate medical marijuana (WOWT YouTube)

New Mexico Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham signs bill tightening cannabis regulations (KRQE)

NY budget proposal: pot odor triggers probable cause (News 8 WROC)

Lawmakers send SD Gov. Larry Rhoden bill defelonizing drug ingestion (South Dakota Searchlight)

Texas Senate Bill 3 would ban THC products (FOX 4 Dallas Fort-Worth YouTube)

Authorities in Chihuahua, Mexico find 1.5 tons of cartel marijuana (NewsNation)

Mexico hands over 29 cartel members to US (New York Times)

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US CBP & ASIC Importation (The Mining Pod)

IMF Board approves $113M to El Salvador (No BS BTC)

President Trump confirms strategic ‘crypto’ reserve with Bitcoin and Altcoins (No BS Bitcoin)

US House Committee advances efforts to erase IRS DeFi tax rule (Coindesk)

KC Bitcoin Meetups:
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PSFCA hosts second annual “Big 33 Buddy Bowling” event (WGAL)

Texas company pulls off first fully successful commercial landing on the moon (CBS News)
Whataburger worker pays probation fees with customer debit card (Breaking911 X)

Nebraska father in limbo after daughter’s name incorrectly listed as ‘Unakite Thirteen Hotel’ (NBC)
Citibank meant to credit customer $280 but sent him $81 trillion (Not the Bee)
Man charged second time in a year attempting sex act with Metrolink seat (First Alert 4)

Gandalf accused of selling medicinal cannabis in New Zealand (The Guardian)

Woman arrested for pulling horse tail (YouTube)

Woman named Soon Bang arrested for happy ending massage parlor (New York Post)
Military family reunited with cat (YouTube)

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TOP THREE 33

Boston snowfall totals this year (NBC Boston)
Israel to free 1,900 Palestinians in exchange for 33 hostages in phase one (TRT World / YouTube)
Turkey is supplying 33 million pounds of eggs to the US amid shortage due to bird flu outbreak (People)

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American arrested in Moscow on drug smuggling charges is freed (CNN)
Trump on drugs, death penaltyat the Governors Working Session (The White House / YouTube)
Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders signs bill making medical marijuana tax revenue pay for free breakfast for school students (AR.gov) 
Washington state courts plod through historic effort to vacate hundreds of thousands of illegal drug convictions (InvestigateWest)

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NWC Hackathon during bitcoin++

Apple pulls e2e iCloud encryption in UK, boots 135K+ ‘non-compliant’ apps (The Verge)

LifPay temporarily suspends operations, winds down wallet services

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FRIDAY February 28th Bitcoin & Coffee at Take Care

Thursday March 6th at The Bar 6:30 pm

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Birthday girl, 33 suffers severe burns when balloon explodes in her face (The New Zealand Herald)

South Carolina man sentenced to 33 months in federal prison after pleading guilty in airport screening incident (The Republic News)

New Egyptian tomb discovered, first in 100 years (CBS)

Snowmobiler, 28, dies after being hit by fire truck called to help him (Not the Bee)
Michigan veterinarian faces theft charge after refusing to return homeless man’s dog (WOOD TV)

Prosecutors say golden toilet was stole from English palace in ‘audacious raid’ (The Associated Press)

Boy who died after injecting himself with butterfly remains spent 7 agonizing days in the hospital (New York Post)

Woman sues fertility clinic saying she gave birth to another patient’s baby (AP)

Eggs being smuggled across southern border (Not the Bee)

Irish police investigating severed hand left on school grounds by bird (Not the Bee)

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TOP THREE 33

Lee Canyon reports 33 inches of snow as storm moves through southern Nevada (8 News)

Joann to close over 500 stores nationally, 33 in Ohio (Cleveland)
JoAnn Fabrics closes 33 Michigan stores amid bankruptcy (Midland Daily News)
Beloved crafts retailer to close 33 stores in Pennsylvania (PennLive)

Ukraine destroys 33 Russian drones during overnight strike (MTV)

33 avian flu outbreaks lead to 1.8 million farmed birds culled (BBC)

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33-year-old woman arrested in ‘major cocaine trafficking’ investigation in Kentucky (WLKY)

33-year-old Alabama woman charged for fentanyl overdose death (Wear TV)
US releases BTC-e co-founder Alexander Vinnik for teacher Marc Fogel (The Guardian)
Colorado Springs officials sought emergency court stay to keep repeal measure on April ballot (The Gazette) but courts invalidated the repeal attempt (The Denver Post)
Missouri NORML argues state has far more marijuana records to expunge than officials suggested (Columbia Missourian)

Presumed West Virginia man arrested in Russia for cannabis gummies at airport, faces serious drug charges (WTRF)

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V4V Bitcoin Lightning Tutorials: Build a Node – Start9 Edition

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Small form factor PCs like Lenovo ThinkCentre M73 and Dell Optiplex 7040 recommended

Adam Simecka’s reaction to Dave Portnoy tweet

LND update (GitHub) 

CPB broadens crackdown on Asian ASICs (Blockspace) 

Fountain app v1.1.16: Nostr live streams & storage manager

Bitcoin is Data

KC Bitcoiners’ Meetups:
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33% of shark attacks involved surfers in 2024 (Surfer Magazine)
Man, 33, hospitalized with ‘extreme injuries’ from frostbite after fleeing from police (CBC) 
NJ man, 33, killed after getting out of moving SUV on Parkway (NJ101.5)
Canadian woman tries to take selfie with shark, gets both hands bitten off (Not the Bee)
Venomous snake found in New Hampshire Market Basket bananas (WMUR)

104-year-old celebrates birthday bucket list wish by spending night in jail (KALB)
‘Cake bandit’ opposum hospitalized after eating entire Costco chocolate cake (CNN)
Michigan judge sentences Walmart shoplifters to wash cars in the parking lot (The Associated Press)
Woman makes AI voice clone say “arse,” gets banned (MIT Review)
VFW temporarily closes Excelsior Springs location after car crashes through roof (KCTV 5)