VALUE FOR VALUE
Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 431 Producers: Boolysteed, Salty, ChadF, Eddie Money, piranesi, makeheroism
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Intro/Outro: Monin – Unity
FIRST TIME I EVER…
Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time They Ever been in a studio.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever touched a soundboard.
TOP THREE 33
Trump approval slips to 33% in new survey (The Hill)
Feds want Taxstone to serve additional 33 months in prison for jail smuggling operation (Complex)
St. Charles, Illinois men accused of taking upskirt videos of 33 women, 2 girls (CBS News)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
Man busted at MIA before boarding flight to London with 36 pounds of weed in luggage, cops say (NBC)
Suspect’s toilet couldn’t handle marijuana he tried to destroy with deputies outside (WSBTV)
Michigan marijuana industry files another lawsuit to stop 24% wholesale tax (WWMT)
Missouri Attorney General cracks down on 33 unlicensed cannabis retailers (FOX)
METAL MOMENT
Sir RevCyberTrucker brings Tommy Johansson’s cover of ABBA’s Waterloo.
Follow along with his shenanigans over at @SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social
ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
Google Paper quantum attack (Bloomberg)
Breaking Bitcoin with quantum may be easier than thought, with Taproot partly to blame, Google says (CoinDesk)
Bitcoin stocks rise, oil slides, after report of Iran’s (CoinDesk)
New Hampshire’s Bitcoin-backed municipal bond moves closer with Moody’s rating (Bitcoin Magazine)
Maine bitcoin ATM scam victims urged to seek refunds before April 1 (WABI)
Pokemon Go users trained the next generation of killer robots (The Rage)
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!
San Gabriel Valley sees early surge of tiny black flies that bite human eyes (ABC)
Florida man risks body to protect car in hailstorm (Weather)
2 delivery robots crash into CTA bus shelters days apart; 1 incident caught on camera (CBS)
Diaper-wearing monkey tries to enter Michigan home (UPI)
California man gets 6 years in prison after sneaking into woman’s house, suck her toes (The Independent)
Brazilian rainbow boa at British college gives virgin birth a second time (UPI)
Meteorite hunters descend on Ohio to find space rock fragments (YouTube / FOX)
Bald eagle rescued from alligator-filled Florida canal after crash-landing (FOX)
Ohio woman reunited with dog after 9 years (FOX)
Florida man leaves AA, does coke, smokes pot, drinks, crashes through airport gate, tried to steal plane… (Not the Bee)