VALUE FOR VALUE
Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 263 Producers: SircussMedia, Joshua Dennis, harvhat, MakeHeroism, Anonymous, Lavish, Dirty Jersey Whore, HeyCitizen, Kyrin, Boo-Bury, EastsideTony, Karnage, memes1337
INTRO/OUTRO: CHRISRGMFB – Radical Heights
An American in Montreal by Chris Wenske
ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
Sam Bankman-Fried sent to jail after judge revokes bail (The New York Times)
TOP THREE 33
Man found unconscious with 33 grams of meth in car outside gas station in Georgetown, SC (ABC 4 News)
IS claims responsibility for an attack that killed 33 Syrian soldiers, and [sic] vows to keep fighting (Associated Press)
Beijing flooding kills at least 33 after northern China hit by Typhoon Doksuri (Sky News)
World’s ‘original supermodels’ reunite for first Vogue cover together in 33 years (New York Post)
Taylor Swift boosted Silicon Valley economy by $33 million (KTVU)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
TerrAscend says Morgan Stanley, Bank of New York Mellon lifted custody ban on cannabis for Toronto Stock Exchange listing (Market Watch)
Department of Health and Human Services has no record of a letter from the Biden Administration regarding a pot scheduling review (On Drugs Substack / Matt Zorn / Shane Pennington)
US Department of Justice says federal appeals court ‘incorrectly decided’ gun ban for pot consumers is unconstitutional (US DOJ brief) Here is the court’s ruling.
DEA considers delta-8 products federally illegal when synthesized from CBD (On Drugs Substack / Pennington)
California AG Petitions state court for order to seize assets from an unlicensed pot dispensary (JDSupra)
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis signs bill banning pot ads promoting ‘recreational’ use (HB 1387)
Missouri receives 1,600 applications for microbusinesses (St. Louis Today)
Montana regulators being sued over state’s residency requirements for owning or investing in pot businesses (Helen Air)
NH Gov. Chris Sununu signs bill decriminalizing fentanyl and xylazine test strips (New Hampshire Bulletin) along with bill creating commission to draft legislation to legalize pot sales through a system of state-run stores (Governor.NH.gov)
Adults-only farmers market in New Paltz, New York showcases legal marijuana products (CBS New York)
NYC landlords can now be fined $10k per raid for renting space to illegal weed sellers (New York Post)
Associations between monthly cannabis use and myocardial infarction in middle-aged adults (The American Journal of Cardiology)
METAL MOMENT
Tonight, the Rev CyberTrucker brings us Nightwish’s Phantom of the Opera cover.
FIRST TIME I EVER…
Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever had a surprise party.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever went to an outdoor movie.
Call or text: (816) 607-3663
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING.
Illinois man stabs father to death over using pot before work (WGN9)
Mom finds woman’s body in son’s bedroom (NY Post)
Tampa Mayor Jane Castor reels in 70 pounds of cocaine during family fishing trip to the Florida Keys (CBS News)
Three hog hunters die in sewer tank trying to rescue dog (Fox 8)
Large creature with 20 arms found lurking in Antarctic sea, it’s a new species (Miami Herald)
A new gray wolf pack is found 200 miles south of California’s nearest-known pack (NPR)
Colorado driving instructor plowed into business’ building (FOX)
Finnish man places 26.5 pounds of dynamite in a friend’s vehicles, claims it was a joke (AP)
Mother flew 4,000 miles to give birth on the beach, now stuck in St. Lucia (NY Post)
Spider with erection-inducing bite shuts down Austrian supermarket, owners insist store is safe to reopen (Fox 10 Phoenix)