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Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 207 Executive Producers: cabbagepaps, Rev CyberTrucker, Sharky, phifer, Boolysteed, harvhat, piranesi, Boo-Bury, SirVo, N4VX, NA Millennial, quirkess, NetNed
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Intro/Outro: Three Chain Links – Die Historic
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ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
Tornado Cash developer detained (Coin Desk)
Genesis exchange in trouble (Bloomberg)
TOP THREE 33
Ukraine recovers bodies of 33 soldiers from occupied territories (The New Voice of Ukraine)
Gilbert (AZ) man sentenced to 33 months for unlicensed firearm dealing (KTAR News)
Des Moines City Council passes proposal for 33-story apartment tower (KCCI)
Driver says his foot was stuck on accelerator in fatal Derby Street crash (Patriot Ledger)
COFFIN COUGHING
33 new COVID-19 cases, 1 death reported in Crossroads (TX) (Victoria Advocate)
Oklahoma reports more than 3,200 new COVID-19 cases, 33 deaths (KOCO)
Vitamin D associated with a 33% decrease in mortality within 30 days of COVID infection (Nature)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
US tamps down Russia’s update on Brittney Griner talks (ESPN)
Senate sends HR 8454, the Medical Marijuana and Cannabidiol Research Expansion Act, to Biden’s desk (Congress)
FDA announces preliminary assessment that certain naloxone products have potential to be safe and effective for over-the-counter use
Connecticut Social Equity Council reverses several application denials (The Day)
Florida Agriculture Commissioner Nikki Fried appeals federal judge’s dismissal of her lawsuit on gun rights for medical patients (FDACS)
Kansas federal prosecutors drop effort to retain cash seized from Empyreal Logistics (NPR)
Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear signs executive orders allowing patients to possess medical pot purchased legally in other states, regulate Delta-8 THC
Oregon Gov. Kate Brown grants 47,144 pardons for simple possession
Oregon business files federal lawsuit on states ban of exports and imports to other states
Pennsylvania Gov. Tom Wolf signs fentanyl test strips bill (Vital Strategies)
FIRST TIME I EVER
Bowlers called in to tell us about the first time they ever farted in front of a significant other.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever played a trading card game.
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING.
The Walsh residence in The Goonies is for sale (Associated Press)
Bob Dylan publisher sorry for $600 book’s replica autographs (AP)
Fossil of car-sized sea turtle discovered in Spain
German man finds $4.7 million check for Haribo, gets gummy bears as a reward
Plane door falls off, lands in Nevada parking lot
Live cat found inside checked bag at JFK Airport
Man uses Uber to rob bank, has driver wait to take him home
North Carolina man pulls gun over ‘lack of sauce’ at Wendy’s
Chinese man builds 50-story house of cards to break Guinness World Record (Global Times)
‘Neverbreak’ trunk from 1930s washes up on Florida beach (UPI)
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