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Intro/Outro: Jaxius – Pinhead

Join us FRIDAY for a Bowls With Buds ft. Rob Dew!

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Michael Saylor on Markets with Madison (YouTube)

Vitalik Buterin: Saylor’s comments are batshit insane (Decrypt)

KC Bitcoiners Blocktoberfest on Wednesday, Halloween party Thursday

TOP THREE 33

Israeli strikes on Gaza kills 33, while truck near Tel Aviv kills one (NPR)
Boeing satellite, iS-33e, breaks up in space (BBC)

iPhone exports from India surge 33% as Apple reduces dependence on China (Financial Express)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Study did not find increases in the percentage of women with clinically relevant low birthweight or preterm births following legalization (Springer)

Scientific review concludes “there is no linear relationship of blood THC to driving” (The Lancet)
Federal study shows no evidence of fetanyl-laced marijuana (The Lancet)

JD Vance on This Past Weekend w/Theo Von (YouTube / 27:00)
Washington, D.C. hemp businesses sue District for alleged unlawful enforcement (Outlaw Report)

Arizona court declines to void or reassign contested marijuana social equity permit (MJBizDaily)

New Mexico marijuana firms sue federal agencies over ‘unlawful’ seizures (MJBizDaily)

Cannabis lawyer claims DEA tried to intimidate, bully Texas smoke shop owners in new lawsuit (Lonestar Live)

Seattle man sentenced for string of marijuana dispensary robberies (Justice.gov)

METAL MOMENT

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FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever summoned a demon.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever got a bank account.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Forerunner K2 humanoid robot can carry 33 lb in each dexterous hand (New Atlas)

Billboard removes vinyl sales figures from its site after posting 33% year-over-year declines (Digital Music News)
Kiribati fishermen tell how they survived being lost at sea for 33 days and solved a family mystery (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)

New concussion sign could identify up to 33% of undiagnosed concussions (New Medical Xpress)
Prisoner charged with escaping after Ohio sheriff’s office accidentally let him go (Not the Bee) 

Paris premie abducted from hospital (AP)

Australian woman stuck upside down for 7 hours between boulders retrieving phone (FOX)
Cockatoo rescued after four weeks trapped inside grocery store (AU News)

German town bans cactus plants from all government facilities after injury (Not the Bee)
Bat escapes German zoo by hiding in visitor’s jacket (UPI)

BOWLS WITH BUDS FRIDAY AT 8PM CENTRAL WITH ROB DEW

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Episode 348 Producers: Sharky, harvhat, ChadF, Bearsnare, wartime, phifer, cbrooklyn112, permanerd, cottongin, Boolysteed, makeheroism, revcybertrucker, marykateultra, HeyCitizen, bitpunk.fm, ericpp

Intro/Outro: Midnight Room by | e s c p |

Join us for Bowls With Buds Saturday night with new KC Bitcoiner Sean!

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

DeMu RSS feed tutorial video incoming!

Alby Hub / “Savings Balance” / “Spending Balance” / “Node Health“

Ring of Fire #21 email spencer@bowlafterbowl.com

Italy plans to raise Bitcoin capital gains tax from 26% to 42%(Bloomberg)

European Central Bank: The distributional consequences of Bitcoin (ECB)

Minneapolis FED research paper finds banning, taxing Bitcoin can help maintain permanent budget deficits (Minneapolis Fed)

St. Louis FED buying eggs with bitcoins (FRED)

KC Bitcoiners’ coffee meetup Friday @ 7:30 am at OLEO Take Care

TOP THREE 33

33 killed, 3 hospitals targeted in Israeli strikes on northern Gaza (Good Morning America)

Bomb threats disrupt 33 Indian airline flights, many turn out to be hoaxes (CNBC TV18)
Trump’s plans set social security benefits up for 33% cut, watchdog warns (Bloomberg)

Oakland Hills Fire: video shows 5-alarm brush fire damaging homes, 33 years after 1991 firestorm (ABC 7 News)

7 killed, 33 injured in Turkey bus accident (Xinhua)

33 Nebraska judges up for retention: voters to decide their future (KOLN)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

American Medical Association study: maternal marijuana use not tied to child autism or developmental delays (Journal of the American Medical Association) 

Study: Cannabis a ‘promising plant’ as an insecticide to combat bugs that spread diseases (Revistas)

Federal judge rejects effort by Alaska Airlines to overturn an arbitration order reinstating aircraft maintenance technician whom the company fired over a positive THC test (Street Insider)

Court ruling allows medical marijuana dispensaries near Arizona preschools (AZ Mirror)
Arkansas Supreme Court rules votes for medical cannabis expansion initiative on November ballot cannot be counted because language is “misleading” (The Associated Press)

Delaware Gov. John Carney signs bill providing state-level protections to banks servicing marijuana businesses (Legis.DE.gov)

Mexican official who led war on drugs jailed for 38 years for accepting bribes from Sinaloa cartel (The Guardian)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us a Lame Genie Beetlejuice Beetlejuice theme.

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FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever saw a scary movie.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever summoned a demon.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Swedish hospital admits 33 women had unnecessary hysterectomies (Medical Xpress)
33 national ‘Stars of Life’ recipient recognized (Global Medical Response)
German police say pizza order No. 40 came with a side of cocaine (The Associated Press)

Funeral home in Poland apologizes after a corpse falls out o a hearse in traffic (AP)
Greek man convicted of causing disturbance by entering neighbors’ properties to smell their shoes (AP)
Roman-era graves found by homeowner during basement renovation project (FOX)
Rare US Constitution copy sells for $9 million at North Carolina auction (FOX)

Orca splashes poop into audience at SeaWorld San Antonio (UPI)
Mysterious white blobs washing up on Newfoundland beaches (CBS)

Ohio officer ‘attacked’ by giant inflatable pumpkin (UPI)

JOIN US SATURDAY FOR BOWLS WITH BUDS FT SEAN OF KC BITCOINERS!

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 347 Producers: SircussMedia, harvhat, Oystein Berge, ChadF, bitpunkfm, NAMillennial, wartime, CollinB, badcareeradvicechad, HeyCitizen, Dirty Jersey, beardpapa82, Boolysteed, ajoint, Talpa, ericpp, makeheroism, NetNed 

Intro/Outro: Jaxius – Terrordrome

TUNE IN to the Autumn Rust Satellite Skirmish boost recap FRIDAY

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Donald Trump’s World Liberty Financial token sales hit $220M in first hour, website faces multiple outages (Benzinga)

Trump’s coin sale misses early targets as crypto project’s website crashes (CNBC)

Trump family-backed WLFI token pre-sale resumes after website outage, $7.9 million raised so far (Cryptoslate)

Donald Trump’s crypto coin has a massive difference from Bitcoin (Newsweek)

Fountain v.1.1.5: Pay BOLT-11 Invoices, artist pages, library improvements (Fountain.fm)

Bitcoin Core 28.0 / Bitcoin Core vulnerabilities

KC Bitcoiners meetup Thursday at The Bar

1 million sat Ring of Fire: email spencer@bowlafterbowl.com if interested

TOP THREE 33

12 killed, 33 injured in Egypt after bus with university students crashes (The Associated Press)

33 women arrested in anti-vice operation at Geylang (Singapore) coffee shop while men continued drinking (The Straits Times)

Experimental drug RK-33 shows promise in treating breast cancer bone metastasis (News Medical Life Sciences)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Karine Jean Pierre incorrectly states Biden “expunged” pot records (Dr. Wendy Show YouTube / 8:45)

JD Vance says “bags of marijuana” and Nerds-like candy laced with THC and fentanyl are being smuggled into the US by drug cartels, blames Biden-Harris Administration (NTD YouTube / 48:48)

California judge denies hemp industry stakeholders’ request for temporary restraining order on new state rules banning products with ANY “detectable amount of total THC” (Gov.CA.gov)

Maryland cancels supervision, drug-testing debt for everyone on parole (Filter Mag)
MO regulators deny certification for majority of social-equity cannabis license winners (Health.MO.gov)

New Hampshire lawmakers sustain Gov. Chris Sununu’s veto of a bill to let medical pot companies open additional cultivation locations including greenhouses (GenCourt.State.NH.US)
NJ hemp industry in regulatory limbo after court decision (New Jersey Monitor)

Pennsylvania lawmakers send Gov. Josh Shapiro a bill to fix an oversight in a previously passed pot industry tax relief law excluding dispensaries from a partial workaround to the federal 280E penalty on cannabusinesses (Legis.State.PA.US)

METAL MOMENT

This week, RevCyberTrucker brings us Alice Cooper’s Feed My Frankenstein.

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FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever donated blood.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever saw a scary movie.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Oregon officers seize bag with ‘Definitely not a bag full of drugs’ printed on it, say it was full of drugs (The Oregonian)

Washington woman calls 911 after being hounded by up to 100 raccoons (AP)

Hackers took over robovacs to chase pets, yell slurs (The Verge)

‘Musician’ arrested for using AI songs, bot army to scam Spotify for millions in royalties (VICE)
Eighteen treated for severe nausea in Stuttgart after opera of live sex, piercing (The Guardian)

Scotland: High Court rules calling a man bald is sexual harassment (The National)

Durban, South African woman told “these things happen” after finding a dead rat in loaf of bread (2 Oceans Vibe News)

‘Piss Bandit’ who taunts locals with urine bottles labeled ‘HIV positive’ is California’s number-one menace (New York Post)

Food item in Virginia woman’s freezer was 84 years old, stuns family (FOX)

Security camera records shapeshifter transform from canine to human (Phantoms and Monsters)

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: ericpp, Boolysteed, harvhat, ChadF, HeyCitizen, cottongin, chi!!now1, bitpunk.fm, permanerd, wartime, Boo-Bury, petar, Mike Neumann, phifer, RNR Andy, ChadF, Salty Crayon, Cameron (IPFS Podcasting), JimmyV, Enki, makeheroism. Fountain user50639931

Intro/Outro: Let Loose – Jaxius

Homegrown Hits Episode 54

Bowls With Buds ChadF

JCD Tip of the Day

Join us for another Bowls With Buds ft. SirSirSeatSitter THIS FRIDAY at 8pm Central

Hyper Spaceout is going LATE Sunday at 7PM EST, so join in on the games!

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

IMDB reveals HBO’s Bitcoin documentary secret: everyone in the cast is Satoshi (Cointelegraph)

Peter Todd denies he’s Satoshi hours before HBO documentary airs (CoinDesk)

Julian Assange speaks at PACE (PACE TV)

Crypto tax payments get few takers as more states eye programs (Bloomberg)

Binance Founder CZ is released from US Custody (AFR)

Tether assists US Department of Justice in seizing over $6 million in alleged proceeds linked to crypto-confidence scheme (Tether.io)

KC Bitcoiners Coffee meetup 7:30 am at Take Care

New Ring of Fire in the works, email spencer@bowlafterbowl.com to get involved

TOP THREE 33

Georgia death toll from Hurricane Helene rises to 33, Gov. Kemp says (Atlanta News First)

Russia says it sent 33 tons of humanitarian aid to embattled Lebanon (Anadolu Ajansi)

Boeing delivers 33 jets in September but strike impact looms (CNBC)
Ivory Coast seizes 33 trucks carrying smuggled cocoa beans (Reuters)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Arkansas dispensary employees arrested, accused of fraud, stealing marijuana (KARK)
Arkansas Attorney General Tim Griffin tells AR Supreme Court medical cannabis expansion initiative has sufficient signatures to reach November ballot IF court agrees with process (KARK)
Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee-Sanders appoints temporary Supreme Court justice to replace member who recused himself from considering signature dispute regarding medical cannabis expansion ballot measure (Arkansas Times)
Arizona Court of Appeals rules state officials can’t suspend driver’s licenses just because driver has THC in their bloodstream (Arizona Mirror)
Missouri Department of Health and Senior Services requests $877k to fund Gov. Mike Parson’s unapproved plan to ban intoxicating hemp products (Missouri Independent)

Notary charged in ongoing investigation of alleged fraud on Nebraska medical cannabis petitions (Nebraska Examiner)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Arch Enemy’s Skeleton Dance.

Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@revcybertrucker.com

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever plunged a toilet.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever donated blood.

PhoneBoy’s IRC Guide / HexChat /  Konversation

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Long-lost wedding video returned to couple after 57 years (BBC)

Painting bought for $50 at barn sale expected to fetch up to $200K (Global News)

Man faces charges after calling 911 on someone who lit a scented candle (FOX)
Walmart shopper humiliated as she films herself shoplifting at self-checkout, gets caught by AI (Irish Star)

Woman gets reply about job application 48 years on (BBC)

Tybee Island PD responds to ‘Where’s Waldo’ incident, Vienna sausage dispute (WSAV)

Dog saves owner by leading US officer to her home (The Guardian)

Woman flees home after stranger breaks in, cleans floor, takes out trash (The Latin Times)

Paralyzed man unable to walk after maker of his powered exoskeleton tells him it’s now obsolete (Futurism)

Pet lost for 30 years found alive in owner’s attic (Daily Mail)

SEE YOU BACK IN THE BOWL
FRIDAY OCTOBER 11th at 8PM CENTRAL
SIRSEATSITTER BOWLS WITH BUDS

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: Kevin S, ChadF, harvhat, 

Tune in to Bowls With Buds featuring ChadF, RNR Andy, bitpunk.fm, wartime, Boolysteed, cbrooklyn, HeyCitizen, harvhat, makeheroism, ajoint, Boo-Bury

Intro/Outro: Vladmsorensen – First Task

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Video tutorial on how to build a Start9 node

Ring of Fire #20 complete. Want to join the next one? spencer@bowlafterbowl.com

Tornado Cash developer Roman Storm to face criminal trial, judge rules (CourtListener)

BlackRock Bitcoin ETF demands 12-hour BTC withdrawals from Coinbase (Cointelegraph)

Musicians Can Now Earn Bitcoin for Streaming Their Songs (Forbes)

TOP THREE 33

33 dead in US from Hurricane Helene: officials (NDTV)
— FL 7, GA 11, SC 14

South Carolina death toll rises to 33 after Helene (WCIV)

33 missing in Unicoi County (TN), confirmed deaths (WATE)

Lebanese Health Ministry: 33 killed, 195 injured on Saturday in Israeli aggression on Lebanon (QNA)

Greco-Roman National Team member Alan Vera, 33, has passed away (USA Wrestling)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Alaska Gov. Mike Dunleavy allows bill to create task force for psychedelic therapy to take effect without his signature (AK Legislature)

Arkansas advocates fail to submit enough valid signatures for medical cannabis expansion initiative (KARK)

California Gov. Gavin Newsom signs bill legalizing cannabis cafes (LegInfo.Legislature.CA)

Minnesota judge dismisses case claiming state constitutional provision blocks the state from requiring they be licensed to sell the excess cannabis from their plants (MinnPost)

Three Jersey City ‘cannabis cops’ reinstated, not allowed to carry guns (NJ.com)

New York City sheriff’s department investigated for improperly seizing cash from raided pot stores (The New York Times)

METAL MOMENT

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FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever ate Korean BBQ.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever plunged a toilet.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Watch moment enormous ‘POO-CANO’ sends human waste shooting 33ft into air before raining and drenching cars (The Sun)
Arizona couple spends $400k lawsuit after being banned from Disneyland’s Club 33 (NBC)

Botanists identify 33 global ‘dark spots’ with thousands of unknown plants (The Guardian)
Montana man, 81, sentenced to six months for creating giant hybrid sheep for hunting (The Guardian)

Another Detroit-area library deals with bugs (The Associated Press)

Man amputates penis with an axe after consuming psilocybin mushrooms (Psypost)

Japan’s super-cheap corn snacks apologize for second-ever price increase in 45 years (Soranews)

Missouri postal worker steals over $1.5 million in checks from letters, feds say (The Charlotte Observier)

Man upset by bus driver toilet outside his home (BBC)

Oregon woman finds stranger sleeping under her house (New York Post)

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 342 Producers: Sharky, harvhat, ChadF, CollinB, makeheroism, cbrooklyn112, Wartime, marykateultra, Boolysteed, HeyCitizen, RevCyberTrucker, ajoint, ericpp, Linkin, SaintsAndSats, M. Andrew Jones

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Check out Into the Doerfel-Verse Episode 33 ft. Adam Curry

Intro/Outro: < E S C P > – Silent Satellite

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

DeMu RSS feed template

The Satellite Skirmish: Autumn Rust

Bitpunk.fm Unwound

SirSpencer’s Alex Gleason meme / Alex Gleason 

Telegram changes policy, will provide user data to authorities (404 Media)

Tor responds to reports of German police deanonymizing users (Security Week)

Sparrow Wallet v2.0.0: SLIP39 share recovery, new hardware wallets & more (GitHub)

Ashigaru on Soroban protocol

TOP THREE 33

An explosion at a coal mine in eastern Iran kills at least 33 (CTV News)

Cancer deaths in US fell by 33% in 30 years, but alcohol remains a lesser-known risk factor (CBS News)

Navy Unveils ‘Project 33’ to prepare forces for conflict vs China in 2027 (The Defense Post)
Florida mom arrested after 10-year-old daughter misses 33 days of school (Local 10)
33 arrested during East Portland police mission (KOIN) (Shaun)

Another 33 people died without fixed abode in OC in August, while L.A. at least begins plotting a serious plan to end homelessness (Voice of OC)

At least 33 shot, 6 fatally in Chicago shootings this weekend (ABC 7 Chicago)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

CDC Study: using pot increases ‘positive parenting’ (T and F Online)

Georgia pharmacy defies DEA (Atlanta Journal)
Illinois Supreme Court rules the smell of burnt marijuana “is insufficient to provide probable cause for police officers to perform warrantless search of a vehicle” (IL Courts) 

Alleged ‘predatory’ contracts continue to surface in Missouri social-equity marijuana program (Missouri Independent)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Butcher Babies’ Red Thunder.

Follow @SirRevCyberTrucker@revcybertrucker.com

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever traveled to a foreign country by themselves.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever Korean BBQ’d.

Call/text: (816) 607-3663

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

A lost cat’s mysterious 2-month, 900-mile journey home to California (The Associated Press)

Police say a pair took an NYC subway train on a joyride and crashed it (AP)

Man stabbed himself to death separating frozen burgers (Western Telegraph)

Mouse crawling out of meal forces plane to make early landing (The Guardian)
Fare-dodging squirrels cause chaos aboard train in England (The Independent) 

Boy abducted aged 6 found 73 years later, reunited with long-lost family (CNN)

French dig team finds archaeologist’s note 200 years later (BBC)

Detroit library closes when bugs crawl out of DVD case (UPI)

Eight bulls escape from Massachusetts rodeo, one captured 24 hours later (NBC)
Car parked on top of dumpster in Fort Meyers, Florida (NBC)

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 341 Producers: M. Andrew Jones, Trashman, SircussMedia, harvhat, ChadF, Boo-Bury, permanerd, Boolysteed, phifer, RevCyberTrucker, ericpp, Linkin, ajoint, HeyCitizen, NetNed, Tjunta, Sir TJ the Wrathful

Intro/Outro: HurricaneTurtle – First Mile

Into the DoerfelVerse Episode 33 ft. Adam Curry

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

FUCK Wavlake The Wait Is Over

Podcasting 2.0 Episode 149 and Episode 150

Fed hits United Texas Bank with cease-and-desist order for serving ‘virtual currency customers’ (FederalReserve.gov) 

Norway: Bitcoin mining facility shutdown leads to 20% higher energy bills for town residents (Nordland) 

Samourai Wallet hearing updates (Twitter) 

TOP THREE 33

33k Boeing Machinists Union workers go on strike (Zero Hedge)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

California weed lab whistleblower sues agency over termination (Bloomberg)

Florida Department of Law Enforcement arrests petition circulator on fraud charges related to 2022 marijuana ballot initiative (FL Voice News)

Missouri officials raid VFW post on 9/11 for THC beverages (Marijuana Moment)

Nebraska secretary of state certifies two pot initiatives for the November ballot (SOS.NE.gov)

Gov. Murphy signs controversial bill restricting sales of hemp products (NJ.gov)
Hundreds of illegal NYC pot shops have dodged millions of dollars in fines (New York Post)

METAL MOMENT

Scott Bradlee’s PostModern Jukebox presents a Robyn Adele Anderson Master of Puppets jazz cover.

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time They Ever made a mixtape.

Next week, tell us about the First Time YOU Ever traveled to a foreign country by yourself at (816) 607-3663

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Minnesota man gets 33 years for fatally stabbing his wife during Bible study (ABC)
Brides with cold feet hire ‘wedding destroyers’ to crash their nuptials (New York Post)
World’s oldest cat dead at 33 (New York Post)
Preorders now accepted for 2025 Nyantama Calendar (SoraNews)
Wreck of French steamship that sunk in 1856 discovered off New England coast (Associated Press)
Mysterious pinecone formation appears in Waltham woods (CBS News)
8-year-old Ohio girl drove to Target, went shopping (KTLA)
Canned food identified as cause of explosion that injured 6 at state fair (Fortune)
Candles filled with urine spill on 9-year-old at Indiana Dollar Tree (CBS)

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: harvhat, ChadF, HeyCitizen, testerdude, trashman, RevCyberTrucker, ericpp, Linkin

Intro/Outro: Jaxius – Lost

Check out these epic V4V:

Thunder Road Media #008

ABS n’ a 6-Pack Kill (yourself) Tony ft. cottongin

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

KC Bitcoiners Block Party

US Treasury sanctions notorious virtual currency mixer Tornado Cash (Treasury.gov)

Treasury cited only three examples of illicit Tornado Cash use, says judge (Protos)

Alby Hub v1.7.2: Friends & Family App (GitHub)

TOP THREE 33

33% of holiday shoppers plan to spend less this year (Retail Dive)

North Macedonia celebrates 33 years of independence (Anadolu Ajansi)

Israel’s war on Gaza updates: Army targets homes, kills 33 in single day (AlJazeera)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

THC-O qualifies as legal hemp under federal law, appeals court says (US Courts)

California Gov. Gavin Newsom directed regulators to adopt emergency rules banning hemp products with any “detectable amount of total THC” (Gov.CA.gov)

Missouri regulators visit nearly 60 stores to inspect for intoxicating hemp edibles…and the Attorney General joined in on the crackdown fun (Missouri Independent)

Hemp growers sue Tennessee Department of Agriculture over ’emergency’ rules on hemp-derived products (WKRN)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Jinger’s Judgement (& Punishment).

Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@revcybertrucker.com

or Twitter SirRevCybrTruker

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever got stung.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever made a mixtape.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Olympian Rebecca Cheptegei dead at 33 after being set on fire in gasoline attack (E News)

Mr. Greedy, a 33-year-old African penguin who fathered 230 chicks, dies at Maryland Zoo (Baltimore Sun)

Man in Calfornia (not California man) charged with killing 81 animals in a three-hour shooting rampage (Associated Press)

Robot controlled by a king oyster mushroom blends living organisms, machines (CNN)

Young golden eagle attacks toddler in Norway (Associated Press)

Huge payout expected for a rare coin bought by Ohio farm family and hidden for decades (AP)

A message in a bottle from a Mount Pleasant 3rd grader made a ‘dream come true’ for a Florida woman (The Post and Courier)

Body found on conveyor belt of New Jersey recycling facility (NJ 101.5)
Florida IT security company inadvertently hires North Korean hacker (Click Orlando)

Kentucky bowling team breaks world record with 2,032 strikes in 24 hours (UPI)

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: Kevin S, ChadF, harvhat, BearSnare, HeyCitizen, Piranesi, Boolysteed, makeheroism, ericpp, Linkin

Intro/Outro: Jaxius – Dreamy Saxophone Synthwave

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

NoStrudel update (GitHub)

Pavel Durov released on 5 million Euro bail, not allowed to leave France (CNN)

Binance admits to freezing Palestinian accounts at Israel’s request (The Hindu)

OpenSats announces support for the Tor Project (OpenSats.org)

OpenSats grants long-term support for Alex Gleason (OpenSats.org)

Judge orders X ban in Brazil, threatens people accessing X via VPN with $8,874 daily fine (The Associated Press)

KC Bitcoin Block Party September 15th

TOP THREE 33

Protesters clash with police; 33 detained (ekathimerini)

Floods in Yemen kill at least 33 people, damage more than 200 homes (South China Morning Post)

Two-year investigation leads to 33 arrests in Uvalde gang operation (KSAT)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Food and Drug Administration announces final rule raising minimum age for tobacco (FDA.gov)

DEA schedules public hearing for pot rescheduling on December 2…after election (Federal Register)

US Court of Appeals for the Fifth Circuit says federal gun ban for pot users is unconstitutional (Reuters)

Gov. Gavin Newsom has a bill to let growers sell pot products directly to consumers at state-organized farmers markets as well as a cannabis cafe bill heading to his desk (Legislature.CA)

Mainers eligible to have their pot crimes expunged (Maine Morning Star) 

Ohio regulators: Marijuana sellers can’t give out food from ice cream truck (The Associated Press)

Secretary of State Jay Ashcroft rejects Missouri governor’s emergency hemp rules for second time (St. Louis Post-Dispatch)

DEA doesn’t rule out arrests for pot use in Ohio after legalization (NPR)

Tennessee Supreme Court rules K9 alert can be part of probable cause for a search even if it can’t distinguish between illegal pot and legal hemp (TN Courts) 

Allen, Texas police, DEA raid 9 vape shops over sale of “potent” THC products to youth (CBS News)

METAL MOMENT

Follow along with the Rev’s shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@revcybertrucker.com

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever lit a fire.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever got stung.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

USS Cowpens falls short, decommissions after 33 years of service (Naval Technology)

Russian Beluga ‘spy whale’ found dead in Norweigian waters (The Associated Press)

Woman run over by police while sunbathing in New Jersey (FOX)

Disabled vet cited for ‘liquid littering’ after blowing bubbles in California (MSN)

Vehicle rolls into Schuylkill River in Philly as man, woman ‘engage in sexual activity’ (FOX)

Toddler cries non-stop during flight, two strangers lock her in bathroom (CNN)

Mice on remote island eating albatrosses alive sentenced to death by ‘bombing’ (Live Science)

Bedbugs appearing in Chromebooks for Durham students (WRAL)

Naturist exhibit allows nude visitors but requires shoes (The Guardian)

‘Injured’ Missouri bald eagle actually just too fat to fly (The Guardian)

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: harvhat, ChadF, cbrooklyn112, HeyCitizen, Boolysteed, makeheroism, Boo-Bury, ericpp, Piranesi

Dreams IV with SirSeatSitter on ABS ‘n a 6-Pack

September 2nd No Agenda meetup ft. HeyCitizen, cottongin

Intro/Outro: Vladmsorensen – Apex

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Fountain v1.1: Open social podcasting powered by Nostr (Fountain Blog)

MMO #133 Deathonators

Telegram founder Pavel Durov charge on 12 criminal counts in France

TOP THREE 33

Ukraine somberly marks 33 years of independence as war with Russia wages on (The Associated Press)

Flooding in northwestern Nigeria kills 33 people, uproots tens of thousands (Anadolu Ajansi)

Spate of timed militant attacks in Pakistan’s largest province kills 33 (Hindustan Times)

Chicago shootings: At least 33 shot, 6 fatally, in weekend gun violence across city, police say (ABC)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Prolific federal prosecutor misused position by showing business card in DUI stop (CBS)

Missouri appeals court rules must THC possession must be expunged just like marijuana convictions (MO Courts)

Vermont medical cannabis user fired from transit job loses appeal over state’s denial of unemployment benefits (VT Digger)

Moroccan King Mohammed VI pardoned nearly 5,000 people convicted or wanted on charges linked to illegal pot cultivation (Reuters)

Pakistan’s government will allow hemp cultivation beginning January 2025 (AAJ.tv)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Anthony Vincent’s Bye Bye Bye NSync cover.

Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@revcybertrucker.com

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever flew on an airplane.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever lit a fire.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

A child was reported missing. A TV news helicopter crew spotted him on the roof playing hooky (AP)

A mysterious postcard is delivered 121 years late (FOX)

Apartment complex charges dead woman $15k for breaking her lease (News 4 San Antonio) 
— sent bill

Woman who faced eviction over 3 emotional support parrots wins $165,000 in federal case (AP)

Emory Hospital loses piece of patient’s skull, charges him for it lawsuit claims (FOX)

UK food truck offers seagull insurance (Not the Bee)

Georgia mayor faces felony charges after investigators say he stashed alcohol in ditch for prisoners (AP)

Texas woman makes squirrel spa (The Washington Post)

Archaeology student finds 7 Viking silver arm rings (AP)

Survivor of weekend brown bear attack shares harrowing tale (Alaska’s News Source)

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 337 Producers: SircussMedia, Sharky, harvhat, ChadF, HeyCitizen, cbrooklyn, KiloRomeo, Bearsnare, seedubs, NAMillennial, ajoint, phifer, ericpp, Boolysteed, makeheroism, RevCyberTrucker

Come to a New England No Agenda meetup on Monday, September 2nd

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Intro/Outro: e s c p – Komorebi

Wear a hat to HyperSpaceOut with the MKs THIS SUNDAY at 6pm Central!

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The HeyCitizen ExperienceTo Be In Nashville / V4V Music charts

Democrats exclude Bitcoin, crypto from 2024 platform (Bitcoin Magazine)

Germany seizes $28 million in raid on unlicensed crypto ATMs (Reuters)

US regulator fines crypto fund $150K for illicit Bitcoin loan (NFA Futures)

KC Bitcoiners meetup Thursday at The Bar

Check out the Blindspot feature on Next.Nostrudel.ninja

TOP THREE 33

Border arrests drop 33% to a 46-month low in July after asylum restrictions take hold (ABC)

33 Mpox cases in Berlin since the beginning of the year (Berlin.de)

Japan megaquake could raise 33-foot tsunami, kill 320k, evict 9.5 million (Interesting Engineering)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Colorado Springs City Council sends ordinance to November ballot to ban retail pot stores (KRDO)

Lawsuit: reporting illegal cannabis business spurred KC credit union exec’s firing (Biz Journals)

Judge finds flaws in New York City’s cannabis enforcement efforts (The New York Times)
Tennessee DCS workers can be held liable for role in taking kids from parents after traffic stop (Tennessee Lookout)

Utah medical cannabis patients leave stores empty-handed due to software glitches (The Salt Lake Tribune)
Olympia, Washington City Council passes psychedelics decriminalization resolution (KING5)
Mexico Supreme Court orders regulators to issue rules on commercialization, export, import of hemp products (NMAS)

Ukraine medical marijuana legalization law officially takes effect (moz.gov.ua)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Shepherd’s Reign Ala Mai.

Follow him over on the Fediverse at @SirRevCyberTrucker@revcybertrucker.com

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever got a magazine subscription.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever flew on an airplane.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Rare ‘Doomsday Fish’ found off coast of Southern California by group of snorkelers, kayakers (The Associated Press)
Underwater archaeologists find 112 glassware objects off Bulgaria’s coast (Heritage Daily)

Archaeologists find mastodon skull in Iowa, search for evidence it interacted with humans (USA Today)
Man in Mississippi discovers rare mammoth tusk dating back to Ice Age (FOX)
‘Buttcrack Bandits’ failed attempt to steal a motorcycle caught on Arizona camera (FOX)
Kentucky town embracing the unusual history of the ‘Meat Shower’ (WLKY)

Mysterious black ring appears in the sky over Williamsburg, Virginia (WAVY)
Sewer crew removes ‘monster’ 110-pound fatberg (SouthernWater.co.UK)
‘Most Wanted’ fugitive sought in 2004 murder found working as police officer (KTLA)

Lost wedding ring found on Kentucky family farm after 61 years (WLKY)

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: harvhat, cbrooklyn112, ChadF, HeyCitizen, RevCyberTrucker, Boolysteed, ajoint, makeheroism, NetNed, Piranesi, Tjunta

No Agenda Kansas City Meetup

Abs n’ a 6-Pack Dreams IV going down August 21st 

The HeyCitizen Experience – To Be in Nashville

Intro/Outro: Raven – Arcade

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Help make Nostr fun

UN cybercrime draft convention approved unanimously despite widespread opposition

Russia, Venezuela block Signal Messenger (Interfax)

Nigerian Bitcoiner sues government for the right to own, acquire, trade Bitcoin (James Otudor on X)

KC Bitcoiners meetup Friday coffee at Take Care at Oleo

TOP THREE 33

Chicago shootings: At least 33 shot, 1 fatally, in weekend violence across city (ABC Chicago)

After 33 years on the run, suspect in 1991 Fairfax, Virginia murder pleads guilty to wife’s death (WJLA)
2 Mexican men arrested, 33 pounds of fentanyl seized in Fresno County, deputies say (You Central Valley)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

FDA rejects psychedelic MDMA as treatment or PTSD, calling for additional study (The Associated Press)
Lykos MDMA therapy papers retracted by medical journal (Psychedelic Week)
CDC study shows teen use falling in legal states (CDC.gov)

Arizona Supreme Court ruling paves way for criminal sentences to be reduced if case involved marijuana (AZ Family)
Massachusetts Gov. Maura Healey signs psychedelics working group focused on veteran care (Mass.gov)

Missouri Gov. Mike Parson signs executive order prohibiting sales of unregulated psychoactive cannabis products (SOS.MO.gov)
Marijuana remains on the Schedule 1 drug list along with heroin in Nevada (Review Journal)

North Dakota ballot to include adult-use legalization (SOS.ND.gov)

Some marijuana convictions could be overturned in TN due to TBI testing issues (WKRN)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us BODY COUNT’s Fuck What You Heard.

Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@revcybertrucker.com

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever were in a natural disaster.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever got a magazine subscription.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Couple charges wedding guests $333 each in effort to save money (ABC 7 Chicago)

Woman sues Boar’s Head for not including listeria on the ingredients (Not the Bee)
DUI-simulating golf cart hits 5 people at NJ police fair (New York Post)
Secret Service busted into a salon to let people use the bathroom during a Kamala Harris fundraiser, business owner says (Business Insider)
Man arrested on DUI charge after car fire on I-80 (Reno Gazette Journal)
Groundhog in claw machine surprises mini golf guests (FOX)
Fishing record set by West Virginia angler who used 3-year-old daughter’s $10 pink rod (New York Post)
New alphabet song (NY Post)
Seagull steals man’s wallet, picks through it on Nantucket roof (NBC Boston)

NYC’s Museum of Ice Cream sued after man claims injury jumping into sprinkle pool (CBS News)