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Intro/Outro: Badass Wolf Shirt – Famouser
Rollerblade Start N Stop (archive.org)
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Intro/Outro: Badass Wolf Shirt – Waves
FIRST TIME I EVER…
Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever purged.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever found someone else’s adult materials.
TOP THREE 33
USA won 33 medals in the Olympics
Dartmouth, MA got 33″ of snow (Boston)
Greenwich Village could be first US-trained Epsom Derby starter in 33 years (Paulick Report)
The National Trust commits $13.5 million to protect 33 of America’s historic black churches (Veranda)
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D.C. cannabis board suspends Doobie District for illegal sales, false METRC entries (Outlaw Report)
Arizona bill would criminalize ‘excessive’ weed smell (Forbes)
San Francisco mayor signs legislation to advance the RESET Center, combat public drug use (SF.gov)
Missouri Department of Health and Senior Services launches “verified dispensary initiative” (Division of Cannabis Regulation)
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ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
America’s most shorted stock is Wall Street’s Bitcoin machine (Yahoo! Finance)
Bitcoin hashrate recovery signals next rally (TradingView)
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Mom of 3 who vanished 24 years ago while Christmas shopping found ‘alive and well,’ authorities say (FOX)
Grandson of the inventor of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups accuses Hershey of cutting corners (The Associated Press)
Falling antlers caused ‘severe’ injuries to couple dining at LongHorn Steakhouse, lawsuit says (The Independent)
Naked man runs from serious crash scene in East Hollywood (ABC / YouTube)
How much cocaine is in Nantucket’s sewage? A lot (Nantucket Current)
Waffle House customer maced, tased, ziptied over hash brown order, lawsuit says (The Independent)
Woodpeckers knock out power in Ireland (RTE)
Western Kentucky man found covered in fur accused of sex crimes with deer carcass (FOX)
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The Year o the Fire Horse is back-for the first time in 60 years (National Geographic)
Intro/Outro: Badass Wolf Shirt – Everything Will Be Just Fire / Waves
FIRST TIME I EVER…
Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever licked something off of someone else.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever purged.
TOP THREE 33
Tom Homan says ICE has located 3,300 missing children in Minnesota (Alpha News / Twitter)
Wounded protestor missing for 33 day shot dead in custody, source says (Iran International)
Man charged with 33 sexual offenses in London (BBC / archived)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
Trump pardons 5 ex-NFL players for crimes including drug trafficking (CBS)
Federal judge dismisses New Mexico cannabusinesses’ lawsit challenging Customs and Border Patrol seizures of state-legal products (Marijuana Moment)
Colorado Springs is using weed revenue to fund a firefighter training academy (KRDO)
Smart & Safe Florida asks Supreme Court to restore 71,000 signatures state officials tossed (Florida.gov)
Chicago mayor vetoes hemp product ban (Chicago Sun Times)
New York Gov. Kathy Hochul signs bills fixing pot business zoning issue that threatened closure of more than 150 dispensaries (NY Assembly)
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ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
Bitcoin price will fall to $10,000 as crypto ‘bubble is imploding,’ warns Bloomberg analyst (DLNews)
Strategy’s Bitcoin buying accelerates as $48 billion BTC stash sits underwater (Yahoo Finance)
Bithumb lists Lighter (LIT) with KRW pair at 2,383 KRW reference price (Crypto Economy)
Nancy Guthrie: new Bitcoin demand to ID kidnapper (TMZ)
New money demand for identity of kidnapper (TMZ)
TMZ receives 4th email demanding money (TMZ)
Coinbase CEO addresses ETF ‘paper Bitcoin’ claims (Bitcoin Magazine)
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Beloved roller coaster is permanently shutting down after 33 years (People)
Illinois family’s 33-year-old cockatiel is the oldest in the world (Guinness World Records)
Rescue group attempting to catch toucan on the loose in Las Vegas (FOX / YouTube)
Third endangered giraffe born at Kansas City zoo in four months (KC Zoo Facebook)
Serial underwear thief at New Zealand school identified as cat (Stuff)
Australian couple hit with $4,000 fine because thief who stole their car was caught not wearing a seatbelt (Road and Track)
Italy’s famous Lovers’ Arch collapses into the sea on Valentine’s Day (The Guardian / archived)
Winter Olympics runs out of condoms after athletes used 10,000 in three days (NBC)
D.C. spills 250 million gallons of raw sewage into the Potomac in the past month (WTOP)
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Intro/Outro: Intl.Cmd – Sunset City
FIRST TIME I EVER…
Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time They Ever went to a sex shop.
Next week, tell us about the First Time YOU Ever licked something off of someone else.
TOP THREE 33
Daily update: Russia loses 980 troops, 33 artillery systems, nearly 12,000 drones in one day (UNITED24 Media)
Blake Garrett, child actor in ‘How to Eat Fried Worms,’ dead at 33 (TMZ)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
Marijuana remains Schedule I
FDA hemp deadline looming (Marijuana Moment)
Study finds “decrease in the odds of developmental delay in the first 2 years among cannabis exposed infants” (Academic Pediatrics)
Chicago woman takes over boyfriend’s cocaine operation while he recovered from being shot (CWB Chicago)
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ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
Activity appears from Bitcoin account mentioned in Guthrie ransom note (TMZ)
Jim Cramer says he’s ‘heard’ Trump is ‘gonna fill’ the Bitcoin Reserve at $60,000 – what on-chain data tells us (Yahoo Finance)
South Korean crypto exchange races to recover $40 billion bitcoin sent to customers by mistake (The Guardian)
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Missing pet snake found under neighbor’s compost 15 months later (BBC)
Young Dallas scientist builds nuclear fusion machine, eyes Guinness record (NBC DFW)
Dream of mother leads SC woman to $13,000 lottery prize (SC Education Lottery)
Five stranded skaters rescued from drifting ice sheet in Vermont (WCAX-3)
150-year-old bottle of alcohol found in Utah, tasted by experts (FOX 13)
Olive Garden chef killed after diving headfirst into deep fryer naked (The US Sun)
Paramedic faces charges after allegedly urinating on supervisor’s desk, in pot of chili at work (WSFA)
Japanese city cancels cherry blossom festival over badly behaved tourists (BBC)
Florida man tossed $4K worth of stolen meat when he found his girlfriend cooking with another man, cops say (Independent)
Small engine plane makes crash landing on busy roadway with minor injuries in Georgia (FOX 5)
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Intro/Outro: BitBurner – Not Any Kind of Program
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FIRST TIME I EVER…
Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever ground and brewed fresh coffee.
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TOP THREE 33
It was 33 degrees on Monday. That’s still cold. (The New York Times / archive)
Militants kill 33 in Pakistan (The Associated Press)
New Zealand television producer Alexander Breingan facing 33 charges brought by Serious Fraud Office (RNZ)
33-year-old Massachusetts man granted parole after being sentenced to life in prison (Mass Live)
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No comments or updates on rescheduling, a month later
President Trump signs executive order establishing Great America Recovery Initiative (White House)
Weed spilled in your car doesn’t violate open container laws, California court rules (Yahoo)
Recreational pot, 21 other citizen initiatives fail to qualify for Florida’s 2026 ballot (AP)
Maine campaign to kill adult-use pot market misses 2026 signature deadline (Cannabis Business Times)
New Jersey dispensary bursts into flames (ABC 7 NY)
$1.5B black market weed ring dismantled in Oklahoma-led investigation (Oklahoma.gov)
Repeat arrests fail to stop vandalism at East Austin shop (KVUE / YouTube)
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ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
Bitcoin-led crypto rout erases half a trillion in a week (Bloomberg)
Why has the price of bitcoin plummeted? Experts explain (ABC News)
Bitcoin hovers near $78K with ‘broader downtrend intact’ (Yahoo Finance)
TMZ receives ransom note for Nancy Guthrie — in Bitcoin (TMZ)
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Resurfaced 3,300-year-old Egyptian document hints at biblical giants being real (New York Post)
Aussie teen swims 2.5 miles to save family (ABC News / YouTube)
Distillery owner shocked by loaded Al Capone-era gun hidden in wall (FOX)
Girl topples 63,000-beer-coaster tower (FOX)
Court reverses decision firing educator for reading ‘I Need a New Butt!’ (WLBT / YouTube)
Shirtless Florida man who jumped through Taco Bell window, robbed it with ‘large rock’ sentenced to 4 years (FOX)
Neighbors say a machete-wielding man is terrorizing their local park, San Francisco has no idea what to do about it (San Francisco Chronicle)
French hospital evacuated after man shows up with WWI artillery shell in rectum (Leadership)
Man using blow torch to melt ice burns house down (YouTube)
Elderly lottery winner uses jackpot to build nearly $400M drug empire making pills from his cottage (LBC)
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Intro/Outro: AIRGLOW – Lisa (YouTube)
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FIRST TIME I EVER…
Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time They Ever could have used a break.
Next week, tell us about the First Time YOU Ever ground and brewed fresh coffee.
TOP THREE 33
Texas school bus overturns with 33 students on board, no major injuries reported (News 4 San Antonio)
33 Polish, Lithuanian citizens removed from Ireland on flight (RTE)
6 people on private plane owned by Houston’s Arnold & Itkin Law Firm presumed dead after flipping, crashing on Runway 33 (Breaking Aviation News & Videos / Twitter)
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Former DEA agent sentenced to 5 years in prison for using badge to protect drug trafficking friends (The Associated Press)
ATF moves to loosen gun ban for people who have used pot, other illegal drugs (Marijuana Moment)
Missouri cannabis growers fined for breaking the ‘immaculate conception’ rule (Missouri Independent)
Washington HB 2639 would allow short-term rental owners to give guests free prerolls (WA.gov)
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ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
US government investigating alleged $40 million crypto theft by federal contractor’s son (Bitcoin Magazine)
BlackRock eyes new Bitcoin ETF with premium (DL News)
Tucker Carlson asks top economist if Bitcoin will replace declining US dollar (The Street)
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Hundreds of rats need a new homes after being found in condemned New York house (The Associated Press)
Florida woman sues IVF clinic after allegedly birthing someone else’s baby (Miami New Times)
UK train service interrupted by escaped emu (UPI)
Missing rock beloved by climbers turns up 1,700 miles from home (UPI)
5,000-year-old dog buried with bone dagger in ancient bog (FOX)
West Haven hum (YouTube / NBC Connecticut)
Chinese airbags kill (Not the Bee)
Snow plow driver accused of being high on cocaine during crash into Fairfield, Connecticut home (YouTube / ABC 7 NY)
Florida teen arrested for beating her mom with pork chop (US Magazine)
Alaska art student arrested for eating another student’s AI-generated art in protest (ARTnews)
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The Last Stop: Elan School documentary (2017)
Check out tracks from ovvrdos and Delta OG along with previous Satellite Skirmishes
Intro/Outro: Hurricane Turtle – Starfighter (YouTube)
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FIRST TIME I EVER…
Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever got recognized out and about.
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TOP THREE 33
House Democrats allege 33 pardoned January 6 rioters have committed new crimes (FOX)
A third of Americans support US strike on Venezuela, Reuters poll finds (Reuters)
Turkey agrees 33 billion cubic meter natural gas deal with Azerbaijan (Daily Sabah)
Hanoi welcomes over 33 million visitors in 2025 (VietnamPlus)
More than 33 million pilgrims visit Rome during Jubilee Holy Year (Hungarian Conservative)
Crumwold Hall fire was a 33-hour emergency operation (Poughkeepsie Journal / archive)
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DEA says rescheduling process ‘remains pending’ despite executive order (Marijuana Moment)
Man arrested after large-scale illegal marijuana operation found in Grafton, Massachusetts home (WCVB)
Lawsuit challenging Michigan’s new 24% wholesale pot tax can move forward, court says (ABC / archive)
Nebraska Medical Cannabis Commission approves new emergency regulations, cultivator license (KETV / YouTube)
New Oklahoma law treats medical pot like alcohol in vehicles (News 9)
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ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
Venezuela could be sitting on a big Bitcoin stash, experts say. Here’s what could happen next. (CNBC)
Bitcoin Depot, a top crypto ATM vendor, to pay nearly $2M to compensate fraud victims (ABC)
Did DOJ prosecutors violate Trump’s executive order by selling the forfeited Samourai Wallet Bitcoin? (Bitcoin Magazine)
KC Bitcoiners’ Circular Economy meetup at Casual Animal 6:30 PM TOMORROW
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Americans take final recipes to their graves – and one woman is bringing them back (FOX)
Ohio McDonald’s employee hospitalized after reaching into fryer for dropped earbud (WTRF)
Florida man in red lingerie allegedly hid gun under prosthetic silicone breasts (FOX)
Video shows speeding car go airborne, eject driver into backyard pool (FOX)
‘Stop sending buttplugs to Bahrain’: Toronto sex store receives letters from US Department of War (CP24)
Fortune-teller accused of stealing client’s phone to make ‘bad luck’ prophecy come true (Independent)
Florida man accused of robbing meat market while naked (WPXI)
Cops forced to explain why AI-generated police report claimed officer transformed into frog (Futurism)
Sword-wielding man offers ‘squatter removal’ service in Bay Area (KRON 4)
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Intro/Outro: Stevia Sphere – Floating on the Water
The Great Unthinking’s Year of the Workhorse
Ronny Chieng on Chinese people loving money (YouTube)
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FIRST TIME I EVER…
Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever took a sick day.
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TOP THREE 33
UK man jailed for 18 months for 2 tweets viewed just 33 times (ZeroHedge) (Bearsnare)
Comanche, Oklahoma man charged with manslaughter after Christmas Day tragedy (KXII)
AI slop videos dominating 33% YouTube feeds, algorithmic recommendations behind it: study (Medianama)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
JRE on rescheduling (JRE Clips / YouTube)
Congressional Research Service suggests DOJ could ignore, file new proposed rules to Trump’s rescheduling directive (Congress.gov)
Your mouth on weed is nothing to smile about (CNN)
Here is the ammonia / hydrogen cyanide mentioned in the 2007 study
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ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
BOSS Challenge
Saving Satoshi
Will Bitcoin price fall to $10,000? Bearish Bloomberg analyst warns of market-wide drawdown (Yahoo! Finance)
KC Bitcoiners
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING
Woman allegedly tried to disguise 33 lbs of methamphetamine as ‘tea’ at airport security (People)
‘Walmart Grinch’ nabbed in Florida, allegedly tied to 33 shoplifting sprees nationwide (Fox)
‘The best gift ever’: Baby is born after the rarest of pregnancies, defying all odds (The Associated Press)
Italian village celebrates first baby in 30 years (The Guardian)
Harvard morgue manager who sold body parts like ‘baubles’ gets 8-year prison term (AP)
Salvation Army bell ringer tries to impale Florida Publix manager with donation tripod, deputies say (WFLA)
‘Sorry, I been drunk’: Thief returns stolen mandolins to New Jersey guitar store with apology note (ABC)
Celebrity chef’s liquid nitrogen cocktail causes chaos (Dexerto / archive)
Salt Lake man broke windows, poured fuel to get attention for missing dog, police say (KSL)
Fake doctor allegedly watched YouTube during botched $220 surgery (Dexerto / archive)
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The Great Unthinking Xmas Is Over (Merry Christmas)
Intro/Outro: Jaxius – Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy
FIRST TIME I EVER
Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever gave a Christmas gift.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever took a sick day.
TOP THREE 33
Jake Paul vs. Anthony Joshua drew 33 million viewers (TMZ)
33 million visitors a year flock to Charlotte, especially during the holidays (WBTV)
Two more bodies found in Houston bayous, bringing yearly total to 33 (Houston Public Media)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
Wiz Khalifa sentenced to 9 months in Romanian prison for bud possession, appealing the ruling (TMZ)
Executive order rescheduling pot to Schedule III (White House) with live video (YouTube / FOX)
The Heritage Foundation says rescheduling benefits the CCP (Heritage.org)
US Department of Transportation issues press release reminding workers drug testing process regulations will not change (Transportation.gov)
Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine signs intoxicating hemp ban, new marijuana regulations into law (Ohio Capital Journal)
Ohio SUPCO rules on marijuana metabolites role in crash (WKBN)
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ON-CHAIN, OFF-CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
Bitcoin trapped until 2026 as holiday trading drains market liquidity (Yahoo Finance)
Bitcoins heads for its worst Q4 since 2018 as traders predict further declines (CoinDesk)
Despite a volatile December for Bitcoin, Bullish signals are emerging: VanEck (Bitcoin Magazine)
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!
One in three Americans ‘pre-game’ with pot before family holiday gatherings, survey finds (Freeman Recovery Center)
Nonprofit CFO who stole $2 million to buy wine, luxury vacations gets 33 months in federal prison (FOX)
Steven Drozd splits with The Flaming Lips after 33 years (Relix)
Wildlife officials capture wrong bear in California (CBS)
Man sings Christmas songs for 42 hours to break world record (UPI)
Mom sues Character.AI after 11-year-old son found sexting with Whitney Houston, Marilyn Monroe (Independent)
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach (BBC)
84-year-old man shoots son in the face for not visiting mother in hospice (Law and Crime)
Airplane ‘lost’ for 13 years turns up in airport parking bay (Independent)
Thieves dressed as Santa, elves steal $3K worth of goods from Montreal grocery store (CBC)
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Intro: Vincenzio Salvia – Winter Will Come
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FIRST TIME I EVER…
Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever sat on Santa’s lap.
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TOP THREE 33
Oklahoma parents recall terror, relief after 33 children, 5 staff escape Yukon day care fire caused by crash (KOCO)
Thailand says no ceasefire with Cambodia, more attacks, despite Trump claim (Al Jazeera / YouTube)
Marines ‘toy’ with success as 33-hour drive wraps up with heaps of holiday cheer (ABC)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
What Trump’s reclassification of pot, CBD could mean for seniors, research, stocks (CNBC)
Trump confirms he’s considering marijuana reclassification order (00:13)
Trump signs executive order designating fentanyl as a weapon of mass destruction (White House)
The U.S. Supreme Court is declining to take up a case challenging the constitutionality of federal marijuana prohibition (Marijuana Moment)
D.C. officials shut down additional businesses over illegal pot sales (ABCA)
LAPD settles suit over pot raid that destroyed MRI machine (Law 360)
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ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
Alex Gleason’s Alby liquidity email
Bitcoin is failing its most important test (CryptoSlate)
Historical performance of the Bitcoin index (Curvo.eu)
Crypto founder Doe Kwan sentenced to 15 years in prison over $40 billion collapse (NBC)
Trump says he will consider a pardon for Samourai cofounder (Bitcoin Magazine)
KC Bitcoiners Circular Economy meetup WEDNESDAY 12/17 @ Rochester Brewing and Roasting 6:30 – 8:30 pm
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Pickleball player plunges to death (FOX)
German man owns 11,000 snow globes (UPI / Guinness)
California zoo’s escaped hornbill found at country club (UPI)
Washington family’s home flooded with unwanted Amazon packages (YouTube)
Cowboys summoned for help when 13 cattle escape trailer on Missouri highway (KMBC / YouTube)
Razor blades found in Walmart bread, suspect arrested in Mississippi (FOX)
A woman is suing the IRS to get pets classified as dependents, eligible for tax deductions (The Independent)
92-year-old grandma wins Tekken 8 tournament within the Japanese senior citizen eSports league (Event Hubs)
Skydiver’s parachute gets caught on plane’s win at 15,000 feet as jump goes horribly wrong (The Independent)
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Intro/Outro: e s c p – Afterglow Love
FIRST TIME I EVER…
Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever peed outside.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever sat on Santa’s lap.
TOP THREE 33
Japan assesses damage from 7.5 magnitude quake that injured 33 (The Hindu)
Royal Caribbean passenger who died on board cruise ship was served 33 drinks, lawsuit claims (CBS News)
Michigan gas prices continue to plummet, down 33 cents from last month (Detroit Free Press)
Sudanese paramilitary drone attack kills 50, including 33 children in Kordofan, doctor group says (The Associated Press)
Pennsylvania University purchases 33 acres of property from military college (Military.com)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
Former Honduras President Juan Orlando Hernandez freed after Trump pardon (AP)
Lawsuit: Curaleaf let ad-tech firms spy on Floridians’ medical marijuana shopping (Miami New Times)
Massachusetts court rules in favor of alleged marijuana dealer over police’s ‘unconstitutional search’ (Boston Herald)
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ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
Michael Saylor talks Bitcoin strategy at MENA: ‘We are buying all of it’ (Bitcoin Magazine)
Jack Mallers vows to buy as much Bitcoin as possible (Bitcoin Magazine)
Andrew Tate’s Bitcoin post sparks MicroStrategy debate (Yahoo Finance)
Even Andrew Tate suspects Bitcoin whales are manipulating its price (Bitcoin.com News)
$68M bought, $130M liquidated: was Bitcoin’s $94K spike a manipulation? (Yahoo Finance)
Standard Chartered cuts Bitcoin forecast in half (CNBC)
Texas starts cryptocurrency reserve with $5 million buy (Texas Tribune)
Another gamer crew member pleads guilty in $263 million Bitcoin heist (DL News)
KC Bitcoiners Friday 12/12 at Maps Coffee 7:30 am
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China ends 33-year tax exemption on condoms to boost birth rate (ABC)
Drone drops steak, crab legs for prisoner feast but South Carolina guards find it first (AP)
Man ate 1,000 sardines in a month, lost 6 pounds, smelled like a fish market (FOX)
Police recover a swallowed Faberge pendant after a 6-day wait for it to reappear (AP)
California dog found in Lincoln Park after 4 years, returned to family (FOX)
Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store, passes out on bathroom floor (AP)
A seal galumphs into a bar, the bartender says, “Grab the salmon!” (AP)
Detroit’s RoboCop statue installed at Eastern Market after years of delay (FOX)
Man dies after saving kitten from skunk — and passes rabies to kidney recipient (The Guardian)
New Jersey farm spray paints trees (Not the Bee)
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Intro/Outro: Three Chain Links – Giving the Cables Life
FIRST TIME I EVER…
Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever hosted Thanksgiving.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever peed outside.
TOP THREE 33
Pay $15.4M to man who spent 33 years in prison for double murder he didn’t commit: city lawyers (WTTW)
Mosquito-borne viruses kill 33 people, including 21 children, in Cuba (CBS)
Scotland has 33 new towns. (BBC)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
New National Highway Traffic Safety Administration ad campaign just dropped
DEA promotes article claiming more people are becoming “addicted to marijuana” (Campus Drug Prevention)
Drug boats from Venezuela are mainly moving cocaine to Europe – not fentanyl to the US, experts say (NBC)
Licensed marijuana operators sue hemp retailers for alleged illegal THC sales, unfair competition (Greenway Magazine)
Family Feud talking weed again (YouTube)
METAL MOMENT
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ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
Bitcoin sell-off halts Trump family’s crypto windfall (ABC)
Eric Trump’s cryptocurrency firm tumbles nearly 40% amid crypto winter (The Guardian)
The 26-minute, 51% wipeout that deepened the Trumps’ crypto woes (Bloomberg)
Bank of America opens Bitcoin ETF access, recommends 1-4% allocation (Bitbo)
El Salvador partners with Simple Proof to timestamp government documents on Bitcoin blockchain (Bitcoin Magazine)
KC Bitcoiners Circular Economy Building meetup at Casual Animal at 6:30pm TOMORROW December 3
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING
Pittsburgh-area group trying to break the world record for largest Christmas cookie exchange (CBS)
Pavarotti statue frozen knee-deep in ice rink strikes wrong note in Italy (BBC)
French HR director drugged women to make them pee during interviews (WTF Detective)
Contractors renovating Washington state home discover case of live military grenades packed with TNT (FOX)
Influencer known as dine-and-dash diva arrested in Brooklyn (The Guardian)
Train pushes car quarter-mile on tracks; 82-year-old driver suffers minor injuries (FOX)
Thai woman brought in for cremation found alive in coffin after knocking (FOX)
Police arrest parrot Korean cafe after it takes sip of someone’s coffee (Not the Bee)
Car towed twice in 15 days before anyone noticed a dead body in he back seat (KGW+)
Tennessee woman shocked to find her entire driveway stolen (Unilad)
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Intro/Outro: Three Chain Links – It Can’t Be Bargained With
FIRST TIME I EVER…
Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever roller skated.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever hosted Thanksgiving.
TOP THREE 33
Labubu, KPop Demon Hunters to dazzle at Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade (WFLX)
One-third of those arrested by Border Patrol in Charlotte were classified as criminals, internal document says (CBS News)
Israeli airstrikes kill 33 people in Gaza in escalation of post-ceasefire attacks (The Guardian)
Warrant sweep dubbed ‘Operation Brightside’ leads to 33 arrests in Columbia (Columbia Missourian)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
Dr. Daniel Amen on Tucker Carlson (YouTube)
UW study: researchers highlight new diagnosis tied to chronic cannabis use (KIRO 7)
Federal Appeals Court deems gun ban for marijuana consumers unconstitutional, dismissing conviction (Court Docs)
St. Louis jury awards cannabis consultant $3 million in injury lawsuit (Missouri Independent)
Czech Republic President Petr Pavel signs bill to legalize possession, home cultivation of marijuana, allow medical use of psilocybin (PSP)
METAL MOMENT
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ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
Bitcoin erases 2025 gains: is $83,500 the next stop or $120K recovery? (Yahoo! Finance)
Bitcoin plunges while gold rises, destroying the crypto ‘safe haven’ narrative (Fortune)
Texas becomes the first state to buy Bitcoin – what happens next? (Yahoo! Finance)
KC Bitcoiners Soli Deo Coffee FRIDAY @ 8:30 a.m.
December 3rd Circular Economy meeting Casual Animal @ 6:30 pm
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!
New test shows the South African Post Office only delivered 33% of letters (My Broadband)
Austrian surgeon ‘let teenage daughter drill hole in patient’s skull’ (Sky News)
China’s 33-hour “lying flat” contest stuns crowds as 23-year-old wins by staying still (NDTV)
Son caught dressing as dead mother to steal pension while hiding her mummified corpse (Its About Crime)
Suspect breaks into Circe K, steals only beef sticks (First Alert 4)
Missouri judge who wore Elvis wig, played singer’s music in court forced to step down (CBS)
Delivery driver hit with felony charges after recording, posting video of semi-nude customer (TMZ)
Shocked US driver calls 911: ‘I just had a bald eagle drop cat through my windshield’ (The Guardian)
Ontario man alleges ChatGPT drove him to psychosis (CP24)
Iowa man accused of flashing genitals to drivers on interstate said he needed excitement in his life (KWTX)
VALUE FOR VALUE
Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 412 Producers: SircussMedia, Sharky, harvhat, lavish, ChadF, cbrooklyn112, marykateultra, ericpp
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