VALUE FOR VALUE
Thank you to Bowl After Bowl Episode 165 Executive Producers: Justin, A1Sauce, Kyrin Down, harvhat, Lavish, Pheonix, Boo-Bury, Thor the Wonder Hammer, SeeDubs
Royalty Free Music ‘AUTO‘ produced by Danya Vodovoz used for tonight’s intro
Here is your jeans hole picture to the left as requested, Kyrin!
Dooshbar is selling pasture-raised chicken in the Kansas City area.
Thank you to Sir Bemrose, Dame Bemrose, and Bemlet for joining us for a Bowls With Buds last Friday!
Join us THIS Friday for Bowls With Buds featuring Illuminadia roundabouts 9 PM Central!
ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
TOP THREE 33
Hoover Dam power production down 33%, official says — leading to the exposure of sunken relics
Hong Kong churches drop Tiananmen tributes after 33 years amid arrest fears
Bronx drill rapper, 33 others indicted 65 counts of attempted murder, additional charges
33 Alabama ministers named on sexual abuser list released by Southern Baptist Church
COOF
33 countries report 650 cases of mysterious hepatitis in kids
Londoner jailed for 33 years after butchering his Stockwell landlords during lockdown
33 deaths: India, Massachusetts
33 new cases: Hyderabad (India),
33% kids fully vaxxed: Borneo, Malaysia
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
White House Executive Order on police reform
CEO of Ascend Wellness Holdings and other multi-state operators suing federal government to overturn prohibition
Scientific review finds pot research grew steeply over past 20 years due to dedicated funding but is biased toward focusing on the harms associated with the substance as opposed to medical use
Study finds “single measurements of delta-9 THC in blood and…breath do not correlate with impairment following inhalation.”
Navajo Nation takes stance against legalizing peyote
Colorado Gov. Jared Polis signs bill felonizing possession of any one-gram substance containing fentanyl
Delaware Gov. John Carney vetoes recreational legalization bill, chambers to attempt override
Chatham County, Georgia District Attorney no longer prosecuting cases involving less than an ounce of pot
Illinois judge lifts stay to issue 185 licenses
Iowa Supreme Court rules Arizona medical card doesn’t permit patient to possess pot in Iowa
Kansas Gov. Laura Kelly has a bill to allow federally-approved cannabis medicines sitting on her desk
Maryland Gov. Larry Hogan allows psychedelics for veterans bill to take effect without signature
Michigan Cannabis Regulatory Agency released an advisory bulletin
Minnesota Gov.Tim Walz has a bill sitting on his desk protecting the legality of hemp-derived products
Ridgeland, Mississippi gathering signatures to allow medical businesses after opting out
Oklahoma Gov. Kevin Stitt signs bill prohibiting discrimination against medical patients in housing and education
Rhode Island Gov. Dan McKee signs legalization bill, becoming 19th rec state
South Dakota Secretary of State confirms activists submitted enough signatures to place recreational legalization on the November ballot
Argentinian President Alberto Fernandez announced the enactment of a medical pot and hemp law
Japan’s Health Ministry discussed legalizing medical pot
Dead hamster gets Singapore man off death row
METAL MOMENT
The Rev. CyberTrucker brings us Leo Moracchioli’s cover of Hakuna Matata.
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FIRST TIME I EVER…
This week, bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever saw a condom. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever won first place at something.
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING.
Coyote enters CA home through dog door
CA man, 78, gets high school diploma 6 decades later
USPS misroutes cremated remains between NY and OH
FBI records on search for fabled gold raise more questions
— previously discussed on Episode 69: Some Holy Somebody, Episode 90: Jimmy Geminis, and Episode 127: What About the Bowlers?
329 years later, last Salem ‘witch’ who wasn’t is pardoned
— previously discussed when legislation was introduced on Episode 100: I Got Zapped Off
Ohio deputy encounters ‘drunk Amish guy’ slumped over in moving buggy
Remote-controlled crab-like robot is the smallest ever, university says
Man disguised as old lady in wheelchair smears cream on glass protecting the Mona Lisa
Nevada Highway Patrol trooper suing Starbucks
SEE YOU FRIDAY WHEN ILLUMINADIA IS BACK IN THE BOWL!