VALUE FOR VALUE
Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 430 Producers: Sharky, ChadF, cbrooklyn, Salty_Crayon, Anonymous Podverse User, NetNed, Matt Finlay, Silvie. Boolysteed, ericpp
Intro/Outro: Three Chain Links – Rewiring the Mainframe
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FIRST TIME I EVER…
Bowlers called in about the First Time They Ever said “yes” to a last-minute road trip.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever been in a studio.
TOP THREE 33
Better Business Bureau gives 33 Buc-ee’s locations an ‘F’ rating (YouTube / THV11)
Suburban bus operator could face charges after crash leaves 33 injured in Green Bay (WGN TV)
Kentucky audit finds state overcharged $33 million in taxes, details mismanagement of funds (WDRB)
Mississippi has reported 33 fire deaths so far in 2026; 4 attributed to space heaters (WAPT)
Michigan gas prices hit highest point since 2023 after 33-cent surge (The Detroit News / archive)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
Rapper Afroman wins lawsuit against police over mocking their 2022 raid in viral music videos (The Associated Press)
Supplemental Videos: Afroman case recap (New York Post) Afroman pre-trial banger / Deputy claims Afroman singing about sleeping with his wife caused tremendous pain (@TheFactsDude / Twitter) / Ex-wife says Afroman did not cause her divorce / Lick ’em Low Lisa cries during music video played in court (@OGAfroman Instagram) / Officer Pound Cake testifies (YouTube)
AOC spends $19k in campaign cash to psychiatrist known for ketamine therapy (New York Post)
Ohio prohibits intoxicating hemp products (Signal Cleveland)
Texas to ban smokeable hemp on March 31 (The Texas Tribune)
Wisconsin Gov. Evers signs bill allowing police to administer roadside saliva drug tests during impaired driving traffic stops (Urban Milwaukee)
METAL MOMENT
Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Nita Strauss and Anita White-Gluz with The Wolf You Feed. Follow along with his antics @SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social
ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
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Bernstein predicts Bitcoin bottomed: $150K target as Strategy (MSTR) holds $53.5B in BTC (Bitcoin Magazine)
Circle Internet Group tumbles. Why the Clarity Act is crushing crypto stocks. (Barrons)
KC Bitcoiners Family Roller Skate Meetup Friday at 6:30 pm
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!
He tried to rob 6 banks, police say. His total takings: $605 (Seattle Times)
Michigan man charged after making 33 more hang-up calls to 911 (SooToday)
Quadruple amputee, professional cornhole player faces murder charges (FOX)
Pennsylvania man accused of setting fires to ‘kill spiders,’ then blaze spread to neighbors (WFMZ)
Stand-up comedian diagnosed with terminal cancer travels thousands of miles to try to kill his ex-wife, then dies a day later in the woods (MSN)
Russia to refer women who don’t want children to psychologists to address declining birth rate (The Journal)
Baby born on same time, day as his mom, grandma (Not the Bee)
A real possum appears among plush toy animals at an Australian airport gift shop (The Associated Press)
2 men accused of fathering hundreds of kids banned from donating sperm in Quebec (CBC)
