VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: cottongin, harvhat, ChadF, makeheroism, cbrooklyn, marykateultra, phifer, ericpp, revcybertrucker

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Intro/Outro: Intl.Cmd – Sunset City

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time They Ever went to a sex shop.

Next week, tell us about the First Time YOU Ever licked something off of someone else.

TOP THREE 33

Epstein bought 330 gallons of sulphuric acid the day FBI opened rape probe as conspiracy theorists leap on shock receipt (The Sun)

Daily update: Russia loses 980 troops, 33 artillery systems, nearly 12,000 drones in one day (UNITED24 Media)

Blake Garrett, child actor in ‘How to Eat Fried Worms,’ dead at 33 (TMZ)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Marijuana remains Schedule I

FDA hemp deadline looming (Marijuana Moment)
Study finds “decrease in the odds of developmental delay in the first 2 years among cannabis exposed infants” (Academic Pediatrics)
Chicago woman takes over boyfriend’s cocaine operation while he recovered from being shot (CWB Chicago)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Metal Church’s FAFO.

You can fuck around and find out about his shenanigans by following along with his 

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Activity appears from Bitcoin account mentioned in Guthrie ransom note (TMZ)
Jim Cramer says he’s ‘heard’ Trump is ‘gonna fill’ the Bitcoin Reserve at $60,000 – what on-chain data tells us (Yahoo Finance)
South Korean crypto exchange races to recover $40 billion bitcoin sent to customers by mistake (The Guardian)

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Missing pet snake found under neighbor’s compost 15 months later (BBC)
Young Dallas scientist builds nuclear fusion machine, eyes Guinness record (NBC DFW)
Dream of mother leads SC woman to $13,000 lottery prize (SC Education Lottery)

Five stranded skaters rescued from drifting ice sheet in Vermont (WCAX-3)

150-year-old bottle of alcohol found in Utah, tasted by experts (FOX 13)

Olive Garden chef killed after diving headfirst into deep fryer naked (The US Sun)

Paramedic faces charges after allegedly urinating on supervisor’s desk, in pot of chili at work (WSFA)
Japanese city cancels cherry blossom festival over badly behaved tourists (BBC)

Florida man tossed $4K worth of stolen meat when he found his girlfriend cooking with another man, cops say (Independent)

Small engine plane makes crash landing on busy roadway with minor injuries in Georgia (FOX 5)

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: PhoneBoy, Kevin S, ChadF,  harvhat, HeyCitizen, phifer, marykateultra, ericpp

Intro/Outro: BitBurner – Not Any Kind of Program

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FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever ground and brewed fresh coffee.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever went to a sex shop.

TOP THREE 33

It was 33 degrees on Monday. That’s still cold. (The New York Times / archive)

Militants kill 33 in Pakistan (The Associated Press)
New Zealand television producer Alexander Breingan facing 33 charges brought by Serious Fraud Office (RNZ)
33-year-old Massachusetts man granted parole after being sentenced to life in prison (Mass Live)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN
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President Trump signs executive order establishing Great America Recovery Initiative (White House) 
Weed spilled in your car doesn’t violate open container laws, California court rules (Yahoo)
Recreational pot, 21 other citizen initiatives fail to qualify for Florida’s 2026 ballot (AP) 
Maine campaign to kill adult-use pot market misses 2026 signature deadline (Cannabis Business Times) 
New Jersey dispensary bursts into flames (ABC 7 NY)
$1.5B black market weed ring dismantled in Oklahoma-led investigation (Oklahoma.gov)
Repeat arrests fail to stop vandalism at East Austin shop (KVUE / YouTube)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Slayer’s Raining Blood.

Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Bitcoin-led crypto rout erases half a trillion in a week (Bloomberg)

Why has the price of bitcoin plummeted? Experts explain (ABC News)

Bitcoin hovers near $78K with ‘broader downtrend intact’ (Yahoo Finance)

TMZ receives ransom note for Nancy Guthrie — in Bitcoin (TMZ)

Digital Commodity Intermediaries Act passes out of committee, national security remains major concern (The Rage)

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING

Resurfaced 3,300-year-old Egyptian document hints at biblical giants being real (New York Post)
Aussie teen swims 2.5 miles to save family (ABC News / YouTube)
Distillery owner shocked by loaded Al Capone-era gun hidden in wall (FOX)
Girl topples 63,000-beer-coaster tower (FOX)
Court reverses decision firing educator for reading ‘I Need a New Butt!’ (WLBT / YouTube)
Shirtless Florida man who jumped through Taco Bell window, robbed it with ‘large rock’ sentenced to 4 years (FOX)
Neighbors say a machete-wielding man is terrorizing their local park, San Francisco has no idea what to do about it (San Francisco Chronicle)
French hospital evacuated after man shows up with WWI artillery shell in rectum (Leadership)
Man using blow torch to melt ice burns house down (YouTube)
Elderly lottery winner uses jackpot to build nearly $400M drug empire making pills from his cottage (LBC)