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FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever purged.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever found someone else’s adult materials.

TOP THREE 33

USA won 33 medals in the Olympics

Dartmouth, MA got 33″ of snow (Boston)

Greenwich Village could be first US-trained Epsom Derby starter in 33 years (Paulick Report)

The National Trust commits $13.5 million to protect 33 of America’s historic black churches (Veranda)

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D.C. cannabis board suspends Doobie District for illegal sales, false METRC entries (Outlaw Report)

Arizona bill would criminalize ‘excessive’ weed smell (Forbes)

San Francisco mayor signs legislation to advance the RESET Center, combat public drug use (SF.gov)

Missouri Department of Health and Senior Services launches “verified dispensary initiative” (Division of Cannabis Regulation)

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The RevCyberTrucker The Rock Orchestra’s Killing In The Name cover.

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ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Bitcoin to $50K? Strategy buys top crypto despite ghoulish price forecast as Citrini AI report rattles markets (DL News)

America’s most shorted stock is Wall Street’s Bitcoin machine (Yahoo! Finance)

Bitcoin hashrate recovery signals next rally (TradingView)

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Tourette’s advocate John Davidson, who yelled nigger as Michael B. Jordan presented at BAFTAs, breaks silence after incident (People)

Mom of 3 who vanished 24 years ago while Christmas shopping found ‘alive and well,’ authorities say (FOX)
Grandson of the inventor of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups accuses Hershey of cutting corners (The Associated Press)

Falling antlers caused ‘severe’ injuries to couple dining at LongHorn Steakhouse, lawsuit says (The Independent)

Naked man runs from serious crash scene in East Hollywood (ABC / YouTube)

How much cocaine is in Nantucket’s sewage? A lot (Nantucket Current)

Waffle House customer maced, tased, ziptied over hash brown order, lawsuit says (The Independent)

Woodpeckers knock out power in Ireland (RTE)

Western Kentucky man found covered in fur accused of sex crimes with deer carcass (FOX)

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The Year o the Fire Horse is back-for the first time in 60 years (National Geographic)

Intro/Outro: Badass Wolf Shirt – Everything Will Be Just Fire / Waves

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever licked something off of someone else.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever purged.

TOP THREE 33

Tom Homan says ICE has located 3,300 missing children in Minnesota (Alpha News / Twitter)
Wounded protestor missing for 33 day shot dead in custody, source says (Iran International)

Ukraine’s investigation grows deadlier for civilians: harm per strike up 33% despite global decline in explosive violence (AOAV)

Man charged with 33 sexual offenses in London (BBC / archived)

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Trump pardons 5 ex-NFL players for crimes including drug trafficking (CBS)
Federal judge dismisses New Mexico cannabusinesses’ lawsit challenging Customs and Border Patrol seizures of state-legal products (Marijuana Moment)

Colorado Springs is using weed revenue to fund a firefighter training academy (KRDO)

Smart & Safe Florida asks Supreme Court to restore 71,000 signatures state officials tossed (Florida.gov)

Chicago mayor vetoes hemp product ban (Chicago Sun Times)

New York Gov. Kathy Hochul signs bills fixing pot business zoning issue that threatened closure of more than 150 dispensaries (NY Assembly)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Arch Enemy’s The World is Yours.

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ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Bitcoin price will fall to $10,000 as crypto ‘bubble is imploding,’ warns Bloomberg analyst (DLNews)

Strategy’s Bitcoin buying accelerates as $48 billion BTC stash sits underwater (Yahoo Finance)

Bithumb lists Lighter (LIT) with KRW pair at 2,383 KRW reference price (Crypto Economy)

Nancy Guthrie: new Bitcoin demand to ID kidnapper (TMZ)

New money demand for identity of kidnapper (TMZ)

TMZ receives 4th email demanding money (TMZ)

Coinbase CEO addresses ETF ‘paper Bitcoin’ claims (Bitcoin Magazine)

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Beloved roller coaster is permanently shutting down after 33 years (People)

33-year-old Ohio man killed shielding 12-year-old girl after they were both struck, run over by train (WTVM)

Illinois family’s 33-year-old cockatiel is the oldest in the world (Guinness World Records)

Rescue group attempting to catch toucan on the loose in Las Vegas (FOX / YouTube)

Third endangered giraffe born at Kansas City zoo in four months (KC Zoo Facebook)

Serial underwear thief at New Zealand school identified as cat (Stuff)

Australian couple hit with $4,000 fine because thief who stole their car was caught not wearing a seatbelt (Road and Track)

Italy’s famous Lovers’ Arch collapses into the sea on Valentine’s Day (The Guardian / archived)

Winter Olympics runs out of condoms after athletes used 10,000 in three days (NBC)

D.C. spills 250 million gallons of raw sewage into the Potomac in the past month (WTOP)

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FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time They Ever went to a sex shop.

Next week, tell us about the First Time YOU Ever licked something off of someone else.

TOP THREE 33

Epstein bought 330 gallons of sulphuric acid the day FBI opened rape probe as conspiracy theorists leap on shock receipt (The Sun)

Daily update: Russia loses 980 troops, 33 artillery systems, nearly 12,000 drones in one day (UNITED24 Media)

Blake Garrett, child actor in ‘How to Eat Fried Worms,’ dead at 33 (TMZ)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Marijuana remains Schedule I

FDA hemp deadline looming (Marijuana Moment)
Study finds “decrease in the odds of developmental delay in the first 2 years among cannabis exposed infants” (Academic Pediatrics)
Chicago woman takes over boyfriend’s cocaine operation while he recovered from being shot (CWB Chicago)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Metal Church’s FAFO.

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ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Activity appears from Bitcoin account mentioned in Guthrie ransom note (TMZ)
Jim Cramer says he’s ‘heard’ Trump is ‘gonna fill’ the Bitcoin Reserve at $60,000 – what on-chain data tells us (Yahoo Finance)
South Korean crypto exchange races to recover $40 billion bitcoin sent to customers by mistake (The Guardian)

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Missing pet snake found under neighbor’s compost 15 months later (BBC)
Young Dallas scientist builds nuclear fusion machine, eyes Guinness record (NBC DFW)
Dream of mother leads SC woman to $13,000 lottery prize (SC Education Lottery)

Five stranded skaters rescued from drifting ice sheet in Vermont (WCAX-3)

150-year-old bottle of alcohol found in Utah, tasted by experts (FOX 13)

Olive Garden chef killed after diving headfirst into deep fryer naked (The US Sun)

Paramedic faces charges after allegedly urinating on supervisor’s desk, in pot of chili at work (WSFA)
Japanese city cancels cherry blossom festival over badly behaved tourists (BBC)

Florida man tossed $4K worth of stolen meat when he found his girlfriend cooking with another man, cops say (Independent)

Small engine plane makes crash landing on busy roadway with minor injuries in Georgia (FOX 5)

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FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever ground and brewed fresh coffee.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever went to a sex shop.

TOP THREE 33

It was 33 degrees on Monday. That’s still cold. (The New York Times / archive)

Militants kill 33 in Pakistan (The Associated Press)
New Zealand television producer Alexander Breingan facing 33 charges brought by Serious Fraud Office (RNZ)
33-year-old Massachusetts man granted parole after being sentenced to life in prison (Mass Live)

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President Trump signs executive order establishing Great America Recovery Initiative (White House) 
Weed spilled in your car doesn’t violate open container laws, California court rules (Yahoo)
Recreational pot, 21 other citizen initiatives fail to qualify for Florida’s 2026 ballot (AP) 
Maine campaign to kill adult-use pot market misses 2026 signature deadline (Cannabis Business Times) 
New Jersey dispensary bursts into flames (ABC 7 NY)
$1.5B black market weed ring dismantled in Oklahoma-led investigation (Oklahoma.gov)
Repeat arrests fail to stop vandalism at East Austin shop (KVUE / YouTube)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Slayer’s Raining Blood.

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ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Bitcoin-led crypto rout erases half a trillion in a week (Bloomberg)

Why has the price of bitcoin plummeted? Experts explain (ABC News)

Bitcoin hovers near $78K with ‘broader downtrend intact’ (Yahoo Finance)

TMZ receives ransom note for Nancy Guthrie — in Bitcoin (TMZ)

Digital Commodity Intermediaries Act passes out of committee, national security remains major concern (The Rage)

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING

Resurfaced 3,300-year-old Egyptian document hints at biblical giants being real (New York Post)
Aussie teen swims 2.5 miles to save family (ABC News / YouTube)
Distillery owner shocked by loaded Al Capone-era gun hidden in wall (FOX)
Girl topples 63,000-beer-coaster tower (FOX)
Court reverses decision firing educator for reading ‘I Need a New Butt!’ (WLBT / YouTube)
Shirtless Florida man who jumped through Taco Bell window, robbed it with ‘large rock’ sentenced to 4 years (FOX)
Neighbors say a machete-wielding man is terrorizing their local park, San Francisco has no idea what to do about it (San Francisco Chronicle)
French hospital evacuated after man shows up with WWI artillery shell in rectum (Leadership)
Man using blow torch to melt ice burns house down (YouTube)
Elderly lottery winner uses jackpot to build nearly $400M drug empire making pills from his cottage (LBC)