VALUE FOR VALUE
Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 415 Producers: harvhat, ChadF, ericpp, HeyCitizen, makeheroism, marykateultra, trashman
PO BOX 410154
KCMO, 64141
Intro/Outro: e s c p – Afterglow Love
FIRST TIME I EVER…
Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever peed outside.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever sat on Santa’s lap.
TOP THREE 33
Japan assesses damage from 7.5 magnitude quake that injured 33 (The Hindu)
Royal Caribbean passenger who died on board cruise ship was served 33 drinks, lawsuit claims (CBS News)
Michigan gas prices continue to plummet, down 33 cents from last month (Detroit Free Press)
Sudanese paramilitary drone attack kills 50, including 33 children in Kordofan, doctor group says (The Associated Press)
Pennsylvania University purchases 33 acres of property from military college (Military.com)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
Former Honduras President Juan Orlando Hernandez freed after Trump pardon (AP)
Lawsuit: Curaleaf let ad-tech firms spy on Floridians’ medical marijuana shopping (Miami New Times)
Massachusetts court rules in favor of alleged marijuana dealer over police’s ‘unconstitutional search’ (Boston Herald)
METAL MOMENT
Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us AC/DC’s Mistress of Christmas.
Follow along with his shenanigans @SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social
ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
Michael Saylor talks Bitcoin strategy at MENA: ‘We are buying all of it’ (Bitcoin Magazine)
Jack Mallers vows to buy as much Bitcoin as possible (Bitcoin Magazine)
Andrew Tate’s Bitcoin post sparks MicroStrategy debate (Yahoo Finance)
Even Andrew Tate suspects Bitcoin whales are manipulating its price (Bitcoin.com News)
$68M bought, $130M liquidated: was Bitcoin’s $94K spike a manipulation? (Yahoo Finance)
Standard Chartered cuts Bitcoin forecast in half (CNBC)
Texas starts cryptocurrency reserve with $5 million buy (Texas Tribune)
Another gamer crew member pleads guilty in $263 million Bitcoin heist (DL News)
KC Bitcoiners Friday 12/12 at Maps Coffee 7:30 am
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!
China ends 33-year tax exemption on condoms to boost birth rate (ABC)
Drone drops steak, crab legs for prisoner feast but South Carolina guards find it first (AP)
Man ate 1,000 sardines in a month, lost 6 pounds, smelled like a fish market (FOX)
Police recover a swallowed Faberge pendant after a 6-day wait for it to reappear (AP)
California dog found in Lincoln Park after 4 years, returned to family (FOX)
Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store, passes out on bathroom floor (AP)
A seal galumphs into a bar, the bartender says, “Grab the salmon!” (AP)
Detroit’s RoboCop statue installed at Eastern Market after years of delay (FOX)
Man dies after saving kitten from skunk — and passes rabies to kidney recipient (The Guardian)
New Jersey farm spray paints trees (Not the Bee)