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Intro/Outro: Stevia Sphere – Floating on the Water

The Great Unthinking’s Year of the Workhorse

Ronny Chieng on Chinese people loving money (YouTube)

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FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever took a sick day.

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TOP THREE 33

UK man jailed for 18 months for 2 tweets viewed just 33 times (ZeroHedge) (Bearsnare)
Comanche, Oklahoma man charged with manslaughter after Christmas Day tragedy (KXII)

AI slop videos dominating 33% YouTube feeds, algorithmic recommendations behind it: study (Medianama)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

JRE on rescheduling (JRE Clips / YouTube)
Congressional Research Service suggests DOJ could ignore, file new proposed rules to Trump’s rescheduling directive (Congress.gov)
Your mouth on weed is nothing to smile about (CNN)
Here is the ammonia / hydrogen cyanide mentioned in the 2007 study

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ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

BOSS Challenge
Saving Satoshi
Will Bitcoin price fall to $10,000? Bearish Bloomberg analyst warns of market-wide drawdown (Yahoo! Finance) 
KC Bitcoiners

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Woman allegedly tried to disguise 33 lbs of methamphetamine as ‘tea’ at airport security (People) 
‘Walmart Grinch’ nabbed in Florida, allegedly tied to 33 shoplifting sprees nationwide (Fox) 
‘The best gift ever’: Baby is born after the rarest of pregnancies, defying all odds (The Associated Press) 
Italian village celebrates first baby in 30 years (The Guardian) 
Harvard morgue manager who sold body parts like ‘baubles’ gets 8-year prison term (AP) 
Salvation Army bell ringer tries to impale Florida Publix manager with donation tripod, deputies say (WFLA) 
‘Sorry, I been drunk’: Thief returns stolen mandolins to New Jersey guitar store with apology note (ABC) 
Celebrity chef’s liquid nitrogen cocktail causes chaos (Dexerto / archive) 
Salt Lake man broke windows, poured fuel to get attention for missing dog, police say (KSL) 
Fake doctor allegedly watched YouTube during botched $220 surgery (Dexerto / archive)

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The Great Unthinking Xmas Is Over (Merry Christmas)

Intro/Outro: Jaxius – Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy

FIRST TIME I EVER

Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever gave a Christmas gift.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever took a sick day.

TOP THREE 33

Jake Paul vs. Anthony Joshua drew 33 million viewers (TMZ)

33 million visitors a year flock to Charlotte, especially during the holidays (WBTV)

Two more bodies found in Houston bayous, bringing yearly total to 33 (Houston Public Media)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Wiz Khalifa sentenced to 9 months in Romanian prison for bud possession, appealing the ruling (TMZ)

Executive order rescheduling pot to Schedule III (White House) with live video (YouTube / FOX)

The Heritage Foundation says rescheduling benefits the CCP (Heritage.org)

US Department of Transportation issues press release reminding workers drug testing process regulations will not change (Transportation.gov)

Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine signs intoxicating hemp ban, new marijuana regulations into law (Ohio Capital Journal)
Ohio SUPCO rules on marijuana metabolites role in crash (WKBN)

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ON-CHAIN, OFF-CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Bitcoin trapped until 2026 as holiday trading drains market liquidity (Yahoo Finance)
Bitcoins heads for its worst Q4 since 2018 as traders predict further declines (CoinDesk)
Despite a volatile December for Bitcoin, Bullish signals are emerging: VanEck (Bitcoin Magazine)

KC Bitcoiners’ Calendar

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One in three Americans ‘pre-game’ with pot before family holiday gatherings, survey finds (Freeman Recovery Center)

Nonprofit CFO who stole $2 million to buy wine, luxury vacations gets 33 months in federal prison (FOX)

Steven Drozd splits with The Flaming Lips after 33 years (Relix)

Wildlife officials capture wrong bear in California (CBS)

Man sings Christmas songs for 42 hours to break world record (UPI)

Mom sues Character.AI after 11-year-old son found sexting with Whitney Houston, Marilyn Monroe (Independent)

Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach (BBC)

84-year-old man shoots son in the face for not visiting mother in hospice (Law and Crime)

Airplane ‘lost’ for 13 years turns up in airport parking bay (Independent)

Thieves dressed as Santa, elves steal $3K worth of goods from Montreal grocery store (CBC)

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Intro: Vincenzio Salvia – Winter Will Come

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FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever sat on Santa’s lap.

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TOP THREE 33

Oklahoma parents recall terror, relief after 33 children, 5 staff escape Yukon day care fire caused by crash (KOCO) 
Thailand says no ceasefire with Cambodia, more attacks, despite Trump claim (Al Jazeera / YouTube) 
Marines ‘toy’ with success as 33-hour drive wraps up with heaps of holiday cheer (ABC)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

What Trump’s reclassification of pot, CBD could mean for seniors, research, stocks (CNBC) 
Trump confirms he’s considering marijuana reclassification order (00:13) 
Trump signs executive order designating fentanyl as a weapon of mass destruction (White House) 
The U.S. Supreme Court is declining to take up a case challenging the constitutionality of federal marijuana prohibition (Marijuana Moment)
D.C. officials shut down additional businesses over illegal pot sales (ABCA)
LAPD settles suit over pot raid that destroyed MRI machine (Law 360)

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ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Alex Gleason’s Alby liquidity email
Bitcoin is failing its most important test (CryptoSlate)
Historical performance of the Bitcoin index (Curvo.eu)
Crypto founder Doe Kwan sentenced to 15 years in prison over $40 billion collapse (NBC)
Trump says he will consider a pardon for Samourai cofounder (Bitcoin Magazine)

KC Bitcoiners Circular Economy meetup WEDNESDAY 12/17 @ Rochester Brewing and Roasting 6:30 – 8:30 pm

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Surgery-addicted influencer dies at 33 after reportedly changing social media handle to announce her death (Yahoo)

Pickleball player plunges to death (FOX)

German man owns 11,000 snow globes (UPI / Guinness)

California zoo’s escaped hornbill found at country club (UPI)

Washington family’s home flooded with unwanted Amazon packages (YouTube)

Cowboys summoned for help when 13 cattle escape trailer on Missouri highway (KMBC / YouTube)

Razor blades found in Walmart bread, suspect arrested in Mississippi (FOX)

A woman is suing the IRS to get pets classified as dependents, eligible for tax deductions (The Independent)

92-year-old grandma wins Tekken 8 tournament within the Japanese senior citizen eSports league (Event Hubs)

Skydiver’s parachute gets caught on plane’s win at 15,000 feet as jump goes horribly wrong (The Independent)

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Intro/Outro: e s c p – Afterglow Love

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever peed outside.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever sat on Santa’s lap.

TOP THREE 33

Japan assesses damage from 7.5 magnitude quake that injured 33 (The Hindu)

Royal Caribbean passenger who died on board cruise ship was served 33 drinks, lawsuit claims (CBS News)

Michigan gas prices continue to plummet, down 33 cents from last month (Detroit Free Press)

Sudanese paramilitary drone attack kills 50, including 33 children in Kordofan, doctor group says (The Associated Press)

Pennsylvania University purchases 33 acres of property from military college (Military.com)

Glam model, 33, left fighting for life after vanishing for two weeks, suffering brutal beating requiring brain surgery (The US Sun)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Former high-ranking DEA agent accused conspiring to traffic drugs, launder millions of dollars for a Mexican cartel (CNN)

Former Honduras President Juan Orlando Hernandez freed after Trump pardon (AP)
Lawsuit: Curaleaf let ad-tech firms spy on Floridians’ medical marijuana shopping (Miami New Times)
Massachusetts court rules in favor of alleged marijuana dealer over police’s ‘unconstitutional search’ (Boston Herald)

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ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Bitcoin MENA

Michael Saylor talks Bitcoin strategy at MENA: ‘We are buying all of it’ (Bitcoin Magazine)

Jack Mallers vows to buy as much Bitcoin as possible (Bitcoin Magazine) 

Andrew Tate’s Bitcoin post sparks MicroStrategy debate (Yahoo Finance)

Even Andrew Tate suspects Bitcoin whales are manipulating its price (Bitcoin.com News)

$68M bought, $130M liquidated: was Bitcoin’s $94K spike a manipulation? (Yahoo Finance)

Standard Chartered cuts Bitcoin forecast in half (CNBC)

Texas starts cryptocurrency reserve with $5 million buy (Texas Tribune)

Another gamer crew member pleads guilty in $263 million Bitcoin heist (DL News)

KC Bitcoiners Friday 12/12 at Maps Coffee 7:30 am

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China ends 33-year tax exemption on condoms to boost birth rate (ABC)

Drone drops steak, crab legs for prisoner feast but South Carolina guards find it first (AP)

Man ate 1,000 sardines in a month, lost 6 pounds, smelled like a fish market (FOX)
Police recover a swallowed Faberge pendant after a 6-day wait for it to reappear (AP)

California dog found in Lincoln Park after 4 years, returned to family (FOX)

Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store, passes out on bathroom floor (AP)
A seal galumphs into a bar, the bartender says, “Grab the salmon!” (AP)
Detroit’s RoboCop statue installed at Eastern Market after years of delay (FOX)

Man dies after saving kitten from skunk — and passes rabies to kidney recipient (The Guardian)

New Jersey farm spray paints trees (Not the Bee)

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Intro/Outro: Three Chain Links – Giving the Cables Life

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever hosted Thanksgiving.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever peed outside.

TOP THREE 33

Pay $15.4M to man who spent 33 years in prison for double murder he didn’t commit: city lawyers (WTTW)

Mosquito-borne viruses kill 33 people, including 21 children, in Cuba (CBS)

Scotland has 33 new towns. (BBC)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

New National Highway Traffic Safety Administration ad campaign just dropped
DEA promotes article claiming more people are becoming “addicted to marijuana” (Campus Drug Prevention) 
Drug boats from Venezuela are mainly moving cocaine to Europe – not fentanyl to the US, experts say (NBC)
Licensed marijuana operators sue hemp retailers for alleged illegal THC sales, unfair competition (Greenway Magazine)

Family Feud talking weed again (YouTube)

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ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Bitcoin sell-off halts Trump family’s crypto windfall (ABC)

Eric Trump’s cryptocurrency firm tumbles nearly 40% amid crypto winter (The Guardian)

The 26-minute, 51% wipeout that deepened the Trumps’ crypto woes (Bloomberg)

Bank of America opens Bitcoin ETF access, recommends 1-4% allocation (Bitbo)

Bitcoin all time high expected in 2026, says Greyscale, but critics claim ‘final cycle before BTC dies’ (CCN)

El Salvador partners with Simple Proof to timestamp government documents on Bitcoin blockchain (Bitcoin Magazine)

KC Bitcoiners Circular Economy Building meetup at Casual Animal at 6:30pm TOMORROW December 3

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING

Pittsburgh-area group trying to break the world record for largest Christmas cookie exchange (CBS)

Pavarotti statue frozen knee-deep in ice rink strikes wrong note in Italy (BBC)

French HR director drugged women to make them pee during interviews (WTF Detective)

Contractors renovating Washington state home discover case of live military grenades packed with TNT (FOX)

Influencer known as dine-and-dash diva arrested in Brooklyn (The Guardian)

Train pushes car quarter-mile on tracks; 82-year-old driver suffers minor injuries (FOX)

Thai woman brought in for cremation found alive in coffin after knocking (FOX)

Police arrest parrot Korean cafe after it takes sip of someone’s coffee (Not the Bee)

Car towed twice in 15 days before anyone noticed a dead body in he back seat (KGW+)

Tennessee woman shocked to find her entire driveway stolen (Unilad)