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TUNE IN for Bowls With Buds SUNDAY JANUARY 5th ft. hzrd149 and StevenB after No Agenda around 4:20 pm Central

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Intro/Outro: The Electro Collective – How Far Away

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Raspiblitz update featuring AlbyHub

Fountain Rewind

Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals blocks enforcement of US Corporate Transparency Act

TOP THREE 33

Man, 33, threatened to release sarin gas during Joel Osteen’s Christmas Eve service, cops say (The Independent)

Ukrainian marine and journalist Roman Borshch brought back to Ukraine after 33 months in Russian captivity (Ukrainska Pravda)

Mozambique police commander says 33 dead, 1,500 escaped in Maputo prison riot  (CNN)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

DEA fails to release annual report with weed arrests, seizure data (NORML)

More than 35,000 scientific papers on marijuana published over the past 10 years (NORML)

Marc Fogel designated as “wrongfully detained” in Russia, US government says (CBS)

Tennessee hemp businesses win $735k settlement over illegal seizures (Tennessee Lookout)

METAL MOMENT

DuhLaurien brings the DeMu metal band Denim Cobra withSovereigns of the Air.

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FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever stayed up until midnight on New Year’s Eve.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever…

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Santa Claus marries 14 couples day before Christmas (FOX)

Trapped cat rescued from inside Wyoming chimney (UPI)

Texas teen allegedly killed rival competitor’s show goat in act of jealousy (CBS)

‘Stressed’ Amazon delivery driver dumps 80 packages in wooded area (FOX)

Rare gold coin worth thousands of dollars found in Napa Salvation Army kettle (The Community Voice)

Maryland man arrested after pouring whiskey in holy water at Christmas Eve mass (FOX)

Scientists develop lickable VR lollipop device allowing you to taste foods through TV (EBNW)

Fisherman finds Lego shark lost in ocean in 1997 (UPI)

‘Snake’ that prompted Massachusetts police response was fake (UPI)

Missing dog returns home, rings doorbell nine days later (WDSU)

Join us SUNDAY at 4:20 pm for Bowls With Buds ft. StevenB and hzrd149

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Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 359 Producers: Sharky, harvhat, ChadF, Anonymous Fountain user, cbrooklyn112, wartime, Boolysteed, Piranesi, Lavish, bitpunk.fm, HeyCitizen, MaryKateUltra, phifer, DJW, ericpp, Boo-Bury, ajoint
Intro/Outro: HeyCitizen – It’s Christmastime Again! (Lofi Beats Mix)

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ENTER THE DUHLAURIEN CALENDAR GIVEAWAY by mentioning it at show@bowlafterbowl.com or in the IRC

Add the Satellite Skirmish to your calendar January 12th

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Helipad update / AlbyHub update v1.12.0

El Salvador agreement on Extended Fund Facility agreement (International Monetary Fund)

El Salvador made Bitcoin an official currency. Now it’s backtracking for IMF loan. (The Wall Street Journal)

Craig Wright found in contempt of court over Bitcoin creation claims (Wired)

US Corporate Transparency act injunction overturned by Fifth Circuit

(Reuters)

Russia imposes 6-year ban on crypto mining in 10 regions, citing energy use: Tass (CoinDesk)

KC Bitcoiners Beers with Bitcoiners at The Bar

KC Bitcoiners Bitcoin & Coffee! at Take Care’s OLEO

TOP THREE 33

33-year-old man charged with murder in death of woman set ablaze on subway train (ABC)

Study: Houston area has 33 of the top 100 most congested roads in Texas (Houston Public Media)

Chicago man Hilton Keller released from prison 33 years after wrongful murder conviction (ABC)

Rare snails reintroduced after 33 years in captivity (Hawaii.gov)

Japan foreign visitors top 33 million in January – November, break annual record (Kyodo News)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Drug Enforcement Administration judge says DEA made a critical “blunder” in its effort to issue subpoenas to Food and Drug Administration, grants them anyway (Marijuana Moment)

Illinois approves female orgasm disorder as a medical marijuana qualifying condition, while Oregon rejects similar proposal (Marijuana Moment)
New Mexico medical pot seller sues Internal Revenue Services for tax refund (Bloomberg)

New York Governor Kathy Hochul signs weed farmers market bill, bill allowing agricultural tax assessments (Morning AG Clips)

Nashville judge temporarily blocks new hemp rules from taking effect(Tennessee Lookout)

METAL MOMENT

DuhLaurien brings The Doerfels – Carol of the Bells

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FIRST TIME I EVER…

Tonight, Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever saw Santa.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever stayed up until midnight on New Year’s Eve.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Man’s penis turns to bone – docs want to use shockwaves to break it down (New York Post)
Single women are doing photoshoots with fake baby bumps – and the reason is wild (NY Post)
Grinch arrested after drinking too much eggnog in Alabama (WBRC)

American Airlines technical issue sparks travel chaos on Christmas Eve (New York Post)

Police officer dressed as Grinch steals Christmas spirit during drug bust (New York Post)
Snowman mascot hug prompts police response in Idaho shopping area (KREM)

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Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: SircussMedia, harvhat, ChadF, cbrooklyn112, hzrd149, HeyCitizen, Lavish, Anonymous, Piranesi, ajoint, Boo-Bury, Boolysteed, frankiepaint, bitpunk.fm, Sharpie, SirTJtheWrathful

Intro/Outro: Jaxius – Choice Is Critical

Most Embarrassing Show Episode 4 with Sir Seat Sitter, Jon Breaks Bad News and Sir Spencer Wolf of Kansas City

2024 DuhLaurien calendar PDF

One Christmas by Able and The Wolf

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Boostagram Ball *LIVE* at Antone’s

Bitmain launching US production line (X Cancel) 

Czech Republic scraps capital gains tax on crypto held for over 3 years (The Block) 

Guy’s Take: When Should I Sell My BTC? (Guy Swann / Bitcoin Audible) 

Notice of data breach (ByteFederal)

Early Bitcoin investor sentenced for filing tax returns that falsely reported his cryptocurrency gains (DOJ)

First tax evasion conviction in the US for Bitcoin: two years in prison (Atlas21)

Samourai Wallet trial set for November 3, 2025 (The Rage)

KC Bitcoiners’ Holiday Bash at RJ’s Bob-be-que Shack

TOP THREE 33

Hamburg, New York receives 33 inches of snow from lake-event storm (FOX Weather)

NJ Gov. Phil Murphy pardons 33, commutes 3 women’s sentences in first use of clemency (NBC10 Philadelphia)
— second term ends in Jan 2026

33% of Tulsa Public School students are multilingual; here’s how TPS meets their needs (News 9)

Deaths from drug overdoses surged nearly 33% in Oregon last year (Oregon Public Broadcasting)
Gazans mourn 33 Palestinians killed in attack that Israel says targeted militant leader (Reuters)

Israel-Gaza updates: Israel kills at least 33 in Nuseirat camp ‘massacre’ (Al Jazeera)

Israeli strikes on Gaza kill at least 33 including children, Palestinian medics say (The Associated Press)

Mumbai BEST bus crash: My father doesn’t drink, has 33 years of clean record (Times of India)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Quando Rondo sentence to 33 months in prison for federal marijuana charge; fined $40K (Savannah Morning News)
DEA requests subpoenas to “compel” FDA officials to testify at marijuana rescheduling hearing (Marijuana Moment)
Nebraska Supreme Court agreed to take up a lawsuit seeking to overturn the medical legalization measures voters approved (Nebraska Examiner)
Nebraska Gov. Jim Pillen signs proclamation certifying voters approved two medical weed legalization initiatives on November ballot (Nebraska Examiner)
Rhode Island opens nations first state-sanctioned overdose prevention center (NPR)
West Virginia Supreme Court rules judges can bar people from using medical weed as a condition of probation (WV News)

JAPAN: new law criminalizing use of pot went into effect (Japan Times)

METAL MOMENT

Dire Descent – Devoured(LN Beats)

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FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever made an ornament.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever saw Santa.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

33 cats up for adoption after rescued from home in South Philly where owner died (NBC10 Philadelphia)

33 endangered black-footed ferrets released in Colorado (KKTV)
33 New Zealand police staff under fire for ‘political tourism’ trip to China (Stuff)
Piccadilly Gardens: Jury convicts coffee-throwing robber after 33 minutes (BBC)

Clyde, TX family celebrates Christmas tradition for 33 years (KTAB)

Macy’s hosted a Christmas market in Manhattan and it did not end well (Not the Bee)
Krispy Kreme hit by cyberattack disrupting delivery of online doughnut orders (USA Today)
Balloon-blowing kits recalled in Canada because they can cause kids to hallucinate (Not the Bee)

Two NY men die after using bat poop to grow pot (New York Post)

St. Nicholas sarcophagus believed to be discovered during excavation project (FOX)

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Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: ericpp, harvhat, ChadF, beamus, bitpunk.fm, ajoint, SirSeatSitter, HeyCitizen, piranesi, boo-bury, oystein berge

Intro/Outro: Jaxius – Dream Code (JaxiusMusic YouTube) 

The Most Embarassing Show Thursday 

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Saving Satoshi

Coinbase asks users to stop using VPNs and ad blockers (XCancel)

US officials urge Americans to use encrypted messaging apps (CISA)

Texas court blocks Corporate Transparency Act (Sidley)

WabiSabi vulnerability report (GitHub)

KC Bitcoiners Beers at The Bar on Johnson Drive THURSDAY @ 6:30 pm

TOP THREE 33

Lebanese released from Assad jail after 33 years given hero’s welcome (Al-Monitor)
Spanish actress consumes kambo, dies at 33 (VICE)

Point Defiance, WA Zoo’s beloved bald eagle, Tahoma, dies at 33 (KOMO News)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

STUDY: THC toxicosis in dogs treated with transmucosal dissolving CBD sheet (Frontiers)
Doctors for Drug Policy Reform sues to pause rescheduling hearings so court can consider their challenge to DEA’s decision to exclude it from participating, gets motion denied (DEA)

CALIFORNIA: Former Commerce City Manager, Baldwin Park City Attorney plead guilty to participating in a scheme involving bribes in exchange for support in the cannabis business permitting process (Department of Justice)
Illinois Supreme Court rules smell of marijuana enough for vehicle search (The Center Square)
Prosecutors appeal dismissal of charges against notary for Nebraska medical cannabis petitions (Nebraska Examiner)
New York regulators sued by the Medical Cannabis Industry Association over $20 million “fee” to enter recreational market (Times Union)
Second Tennessee groups sue attempting to stop hemp rules limiting THCa products (Chattanooga Times Free Press)

METAL MOMENT

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FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever went to the vet.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever made an ornament.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Woman’s body recovered from Pennsylvania sinkhole (FOX)

Police illegally sell restricted weapons, supply crime (CBS)
World’s oldest-known bird lays an egg in Hawaii at age 74 (The Associated Press)
Couple reunited after wife spots missing husband on news (KSL TV 5)
South Carolina mayor dies in crash being ‘pursued’ by deputy after his police force quit (FOX)
Lyft driver scams woman after ‘imaginary child’ pees on seat (MSN)

NJ senator calls for limited state of emergency as drone mystery deepens (NBC)
V.A. officials resign after Breitbart report of staff orgy at TN Veterans Hospital (Shore News Network)

Researchers thought they found Amelia Earhart’s missing plane but it was rocks (Smithsonian Magazine)
Wolves may be pollinators as well as predators (CNN)

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Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: Em, bitpunk.fm, ChadF, Kevin S, harvhat, collinb, ericpp, boo-bury, hzrd149, HeyCitizen, revcybertrucker, ajoint, lavish, EastsideTony, Tjunta

Intro/Outro: Jaxius – Dreams (JaxiusMusic YouTube) 

Check out the Homegrown Hitsgiving special for 3+ hours of decentralized music 

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Fifth Circuit lifts Tornado Cash sanctions (The Rage)

Officials are halting Bitmain units at US ports (Blockspace)

Michael Saylor pitch to Microsoft (XCancel)

European Central Bank timeline and progress on digital euro (ECB)

BlackRock spot ETF surpasses 500,000 BTC in assets under management (The Block)

KC Bitcoiners’ December 6th coffee meetup @ Take Care by OLEO

TOP THREE 33

Man believed to be member of wealthy Rothschild family dies after house fire in the Hollywood Hills (ABC7)

Hamas says 33 captives killed in Gaza as Palestinian factions hold talks (Aljazeera)

Bus crash near French ski resrt kills 2 people, injures 33 (Voice of America News)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

DEA commences formal hearing proceedings on proposed marijuana rescheduling (Drug Enforcement Administration YouTube)
Cannabis caregivers and large grow sites will soon be illegal in Hawaii, impacting thousands (Hawaii News Now)
Missouri cannabis microbusiness ‘mentor’ connected to licenses under state investigation (Missouri Independent)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Leo Marochiolli’s cover of It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas.

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FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever had a baby.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever went to the vet.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Alaskan pilot tosses turkeys to rural homes (The Associated Press)
More than 3,000 fake Gibson guitars seized at Los Angeles port (AP)