Podroll Show
The Lotus Effect
Health, happiness, and the pursuit of a higher consciousness with some Tech Tips thrown in.
Your hosts Pheonix and PhoneBoy talk about health, happiness, higher consciousness, and hi-tech hijinks!
Recent Episodes
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220 - Ass-pert
Your favorite petalheads discuss drama queens, nature and your diet, fiber, GLP-1s and scurvy, sleep, ADHD, and the petalheads weigh-in on their first red-pill moment.
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219 - Gasoline and Garlic
Your favorite petalheads discuss nose breathing, visceral fat, faulty medical tech, sharp minds, boy kibble, ADHD may not be a disorder, and the petalheads weigh in on whether aliens are real.
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218 - Dollar Store Grindr
Your favorite petalheads discuss ultraprocessed food, synthetic colors in food, fake medical conditions, fiberlayering, obese children, eggs, and the petalheads weigh-in with their “me time” activity.
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217 - Perfuckmylife
Your favorite petalheads discuss processed food, statins, microplastics, fake medical conditions, fibermaxxing, forever chemicals, and the petalheads weigh-in with their first signs of Spring.
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216 - LGBBQ
Your favorite petalheads discuss octogenarian ultrarunners, myopia, schizophrenia and keto, coffee and dementia, glyphosate, long-tail toxic exposure, and the petalheads weigh-in on what they think of Daylight Saving Time.
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215 - Tech Blue Balls
Your favorite petalheads discuss Glyphosate, Arsenic Candy, Keto and depression, government subsidies, cancer, French propaganda and the petalheads weigh in on their favorite Valentine's Day gifts.
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214 - AnalID / Brown Eye Scan
Your favorite petalheads discuss itchy rashes, microplastics in cups, the seven deadly sins of weight loss drugs, fear and the brain, nature as therapy, and the petalheads discuss their best snow stories.
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213 - Camel Meal Tea
Your favorite petalheads discuss sugar cravings, cellphone safety, the 75 Medium challenge, destressing drinks, fentanyl overdoses, what happens when you stop giving a fuck, and the Petalheads weigh-in on their favorite D&D story.
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212 - Feces Appropriate
Your favorite petalheads discuss eggs and GLP-1s, doomscrolling, junk food ads, exercise for depression, microplastics, cheese recalls, and the petalheads weigh in on their favorite card game.
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211 - The Money Shart
Your favorite petalheads discuss the new Dietary Guidelines, what semaglutide really does to you, the mind/body connection, coffee, ADHD drugs, counting calories, and the petalheads weigh in on their favorite snowman story.
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210 - Jenny Crank Diet
Your favorite petalheads discuss ultraprocessed foods, food recalls, allergies, antidepressants, paying it forward, pot grants, feeding your data to the world, the real cost of AI, and the petalheads weigh in on their favorite winter activities.
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209 - Toking Lesbians
The petalheads discuss Ozempic meals, aspartame, Christmas spices, bad foods to lose fat, helping people at Christmas, CBD and college kids, the Mountain Dew conspiracy, and the petalheads weigh-in on their New Years resolutions.
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208 - Alphabet Mafia
Your favorite petalheads discuss rebooting your eyes, cheese, anti-inflammatory foods, swearing, trash pandas, grandmas, reclassified weed, more AI bullshit, wokeness, and the petalheads weigh in on their favorite Christmas gift.
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207 - Hot Pocketing The Mic
Your favorite petalheads discuss the Nordic Diet, PFAs in the water, ultra-processed foods, the Keto diet, dancing kids, prison pot, LastPass, AI-generated podcasts, the war on datacenters, and the petalheads weigh-in with their holiday disasters.
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206 - Stripper Yeast
Your favorite petalheads discuss (fake) sweeteners, body highs, MASLD, CPR, psychedelic care, growing rare earth minerals, AI poetry, shit soup, and the petalheads discuss their favorite fall beverage!
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205 - Senator Strokes a Lot
Your favorite petalheads discuss plant-based bullshit, peanut allergies, protein, TB on your pee pee, saving cobblers, Brazil blazing, the rise against data centers, dirty old codgers in congress, and the petaleads weigh in on their favorite thing about f
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204 - Soviet Botulism
Your favorite petalheads discuss fruits and veg, weight loss, Metformin, happy boys, learning Spanish on weed, Bob Ross, and the petalheads weigh-in on their favorite Thanksgiving pie.
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203 - The Porn Identity
Your favorite petalheads discuss the power of music, energy drinks, Ozempic, midnight snacking, happy women, stupid drug tricks, more AI lies, Buc-ees, some old history, and the petalheads share what brings them joy.
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202 - Scented Incest
Your favorite petalheads discuss Halloween candy, witches herbs, Ozempic, Impure Drugs, Happy People, Weed Whackyness, AI run amok, MKUltra, and the petalheads weigh in on the supernatural.
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201 - Alzheimer's Tits
Your favorite petalheads discuss obesity, alcohol, sugar alcohols, rosemary, goats, peace pipes, the AWS outage, AI lies, and the petalheads weigh in on their favorite Halloween costumes.
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200 - Just Push Play
Your favorite petalheads welcome Mrs. Bemlet and discuss Copaiba Oil, The Star in Tarot, the paranormal, and the petalheads weigh in on their favorite comfort food.
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199 - No Shit Sherlock Department
Your favorite petalheads discuss ketogenic diets and mental health, Fiber, Ozempic Breasts and Vulva, the Cheesemonger Olympics, frozen weed, data centers for AI and water, and the petalheads weigh in on whether they eat ice cream in cold weather.
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198 - Goatse to the Slaughter
Your favorite petalheads discuss red light and sleep, intermittent fasting, blueberries and babies, the rigged THC game, global AI policy, digital IDs, and the petalheads tell us what they eat when they’re having one of those days.
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197 - Snarknado
Your favorite petalheads discuss benadryl, PFAs, a dog and a crow, Chinese grow operations, mental health and AI, and the petalheads weigh-in on that favorite thing on their bookshelf.
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196 - Whore Olive Oil
Your favorite petalheads discuss sunflower oil, artificial sweeteners, Ozempic vulva, food from garbage, weed drinks, backing away from AI, “green” energy, and the petalhead weigh in on their favorite end-of-summer activity.
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195 - Therapy Toke
Your favorite petalheads discuss Covid vaccines, Inflammation, happy humans and pets, a rant on cryptocurrency, AI, shitty beaches, and the petalheads weigh in on what's on their grill.
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194 - Seven Second Delay
Your favorite petalheads discuss pollution, fluids, food additives, letters from dad, high art, car hacking, Cracker Barrel, and the petaheads weigh-in on their favorite fall smell or flavor.
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193 - Floating Shitshow
Your favorite petalheads discuss weight loss drugs, physical fitness, ultraprocessed food, meat plant shit, married a hitchiker, is weed really legal, AI skepticism, climate change, and the petalheads weigh-in with their worst vacations.
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192 - Outsourced Fuckery
Your favorite petalheads discuss allergies, erythritol, gluten, teeth, happy parents, big alcohol, ChatGPT delusions, and the petalheads tell us their boat stories.
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191 - Black Dong of Death
Your favorite petalheads discuss blood protein, seed oils, revenge, horses, messages in a bottle, sex on weed, buzzy fuckers, and the petalheads weigh-in on their favorite summer festival.
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190 - Release The Stupidity
Your favorite petalheads discuss blood sugar, migraines, meat, hemp food, AI Tomfoolery, hot garbage, and the petalheads weigh in on the Fourth of July.
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189 - Ballzinweiners
Your favorite petalheads discuss statins, bee pollen, blood sugar, brave boys, the guy who helped legalize marijuana, ChatGPT goes mental, burning batteries, and the petalheads weigh in on their favorite summer activity.
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THB 1 - Asshole with a Shoelace
Our inaugral episode of Two and a Half Bens, a tech show that isn't shiny, happy!
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188 - Ranty Fuckup
Your favorite petalheads discuss barista milk, sleep, Ozepmic penis, a lucky dog, the return of High Times, AI fuckery, computer history, winning the war on drug ads, and the petalheads weigh in on their favorite summer beverages.
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187 - Cunt of a Cuck
Your favorite petalheads discuss discuss bad fruits, orgasms, gluten and migraines, lost wallets, found dogs, working out wasted, ChatGPT pwnage, and the petalheads share their favorite place to go when they’ve had THAT kind of day.
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186 - Titty Drop
Your favorite petalheads discuss filtering microplastics, the MIND diet, epsom salt, titanium dioxide, happy dogs, a gummy recall, Java 30 years later, failing infrastructure, ending porn, and the petalheads favorite morning adult beverage.
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185 - Even More Dead Air
Your favorite petalheads discuss bullshit food ingredients, bad pharma, happy (dog) mamas, pot robberies, fighting AI with AI, bad breaches, stupid California tricks, dead celebretties, and the petalheads favorite veterans.
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184 - Shitpocalypse of the Week
Your favorite petalheads discuss okra, foods not to freeze, breathing, touching, long-lost sisters, overtaxing marijuana, persistent ransomware, the surveillance state, MFA isn’t a panacea, and your favorite springtime flowers.
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183 - Basic White Bitch Blowjobs
Your favorite petalheads discuss eggs, Ozepmic Feet, peeing after sex, a happy dog, drinking your weed, CheatGPT, stupid IT tricks, child marriage, climage change taxes, and the Petalheads weigh in on their favorite mom story!
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182 - Unintentional Journalism
sleep, obesity, plastics, the animal lady, stupid pot tricks, juice jacking, evil six foot rats, typical politicians, and the Petalheads weigh-in on their favorite type of pet!
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181 - Tactical Nut Bacon
Your favorite petalheads discuss beef tallow, cinnamon, food dye, veggies, saving lives, rebuilding towns, Hempy 420, hacking crosswalks, bad cops and judges, and our Petalheads weigh in on cooking bacon in the oven.
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180 - Fuck Taxes
Your favorite petalheads discuss allergies, fat memories, seed oil studies, a brave toddler, schizophrenic potheads, stupid cyber security tricks, and how our Petalheads handled their taxes.
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179 - Cowcakke Festival
Your favorite petalheads discuss sucralose, the immunity debt hypothesis, apple cider vinegar, memory, feeding the world, drink your weed, AI generated lawyers, cicadas, and yay or nay on ricotta in your lasagna.
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178 - Genital Taxes
Your favorite petalheads discuss SNAP, working out on the weekends, avocado vs. olive oil, happy people, bitchy cops, a deepfaked weather girl, stupid PNW tricks, and our yay or nay topic this week: Ambrosia Salad.
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177 - Crumbs, Bits, and Bullshit
Your favorite petalheads discuss Coca-Cola, Brain Rot, Hay Fever Season, Coffee Poops, marijuana is bad, nuclear batteries, morons, and yay or nay on Spring Cleaning!
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176 - Viva la Fuck You
Your favorite petalheads discuss "natural" sugar, melatonin, sleepy drinks, food recalls, good boys, weed fairs, backdoored bluetooth, shitty appliances, and yay or nay on peeps!
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175 - Big Hot Mic Obama
Your favorite petalheads air their interview with Bemlet (the brother of @ryan), a Cavalcade of Stoopidity from @SirRevCyberTrucker, your euphemisms for sex, and more!
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174 - Diarrhea Coke
Your favorite petalheads discuss nut allergies, caffeine intake, Diet Coke, Headaches, Love, Kratom, Outsmoking Bob Marley, Vulnerable Tech, and your first sign of Spring.
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173 - Cookie Cancer
Your favorite petalheads discuss diets, protein, aspartame, pancake recall, old heroes, egg donations, free shrooms, COBOL, the power of half-arsing it, and your go-to Girl Scout cookie?
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172 - What The Virtual Fuck
Your favorite petalheads discuss fat or carbs, beef tallow vs. grass-fed butter, sex, magnesium, lost dogs, beautiful plumage, steps in the right direction, making shit up, robocalling the FCC, disconnecting from the system, & yay or nay on sharing food.
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171 - Whoremunity Service
Your favorite petalheads discuss caffeine, Alzheimers, Girl Scout Cookies, more uses for GLP-1 drugs, donkey balls, busy beavers, up-in-smoke memory, stupid Google tricks, where IPAs came from, and y’all weigh in on bath or shower?
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170 - Doctor Hymen
Your favorite petalheads discuss health insurance, exercise, health misinformation, vitamin deficiency, saving homes with beer, riding dirty, giving us the fucking links, aliens, and your go-to coffee drink.
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169 - Vegetable Semen
Your favorite petalheads discuss seed oils, holistic health care, real milk, a semaglutide slave, happy people, a side of Mary Jane with your fries, tech bullshit, and your go-to comfort food.
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168 - Brilliant Douche
Your favorite petalheads discuss AI in Healthcare, sugar, green tea, egg yolk color, old letterman jackets, a highway shootout, even the rats get high, the TikTok ban, and yay or nay on New Year's resolutions.