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Nick the Rat

Nick the Rat

Paranoid cartoon rat with paranormal podcast and a phone line : 917 719 5923

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  • EPISODE 534 : Lunar Dominion

    EPISODE 534 : Lunar Dominion

    Apr 8, 2026 at 4:20 AM CDT · 8530

    Whats going on with the moon. DOMINION! 🎵 Music from Nick the Rat Radio on SoundCloud: 1. Purrple Panther — Inside Another Book 2. Justin Allan Arnold — Ex Machina First Part 3. G8X — Fly By 4. Vectraston — Night 5. K1LO EC — Drag in Dirt 6. Interpslyce — Modem We Gotta Connect (Level 9 Turtles Bootleg) 7. Funzo — Flying 8. Dustin Maselbas — Vicious 9. VCA 089 2 — Infravolt Nightowls

  • EPISODE 533 : Copper Showers

    EPISODE 533 : Copper Showers

    Apr 1, 2026 at 4:20 AM CDT · 11584

    This week we're going all over the map — and we wouldn't have it any other way. 🐀 We kick things off with a rant about bad doctors. You know the type. The ones who gaslight, dismiss, and then bill you for the privilege. We're naming names (well, not legally, but you know what we mean). Then we blast off with Artemis 2 — NASA's first crewed lunar mission in over 50 years is actually happening. We break down who's on board, what could go wrong, and why the moon suddenly has a hype problem. Oracle is hand…

  • EPISODE 532 : Lost Direction

    EPISODE 532 : Lost Direction

    Mar 25, 2026 at 4:20 AM CDT · 8559

    🐀 Another week in the sewer, another episode of chaos. Doctors - why do they suck? PAX East - no Nick this year. AI - which to use for what. Lego - Nick wants Spock! Movies and TV - Moana, Harry Potter, Hail Mary and Val Kilmer. Iran War - ug. Plus the segments you know and love: 🗺️ Dark Sewer Network News — AI will MILK YOU! 🦶 Bigfoot Assault — Bigfoot hates Apple updates! 🥋 Xindu — Mad at Mamdani 🎵 Music from Nick the Rat Radio on SoundCloud: 1. Exklusiv — Devil's Smile 2. Bash Shell — Bl…

  • EPISODE 531 : DLSS Afro

    EPISODE 531 : DLSS Afro

    Mar 18, 2026 at 4:20 AM CDT · 10649

    Nick breaks down the NYC homeless crisis — the city's spending $80k per homeless person, the minimum wage is hitting $30, and the poverty line still doesn't add up. TSA agents making $4 an hour. Netanyahu apparently "dead." And Nick goes full rant mode on DLSS 5 and why everyone around him is a luddite. Also on deck: the hilariously unhinged Afroman trial, a Bigfoot assault story (yes, really), and DJI quietly sneaking into the American market under the name XTRA. Jane Hanoi drops in with the Dark Sewer Netw…

  • EPISODE 530 : No Way Gate

    EPISODE 530 : No Way Gate

    Mar 11, 2026 at 4:20 AM CDT · 10065

    In this episode we dive deep into the CIA's declassified Gateway Project — exploring the science behind consciousness expansion and the binaural beats used in the program. Then, a special 60 Minutes breakdown covering the uncovered wave weapons believed to be behind Havana Syndrome and the mysterious neurological attacks on U.S. diplomats. Next, a wild Bigfoot assault segment you won't want to miss, followed by a fiery Xindu rant. We close out with a Dark Sewer Network News segment; a deep dive into Trump's UAP do…

  • EPISODE 529 : Fight the Urge

    EPISODE 529 : Fight the Urge

    Mar 4, 2026 at 3:20 AM CST · 9574

    What if the chaos unfolding around us isn't random — but by design? We dive deep into Gnosticism and the concept of the Demiurge: the false creator god that ancient mystics warned us about, and why its fingerprints are all over the modern world falling apart in real time. Plus: vanishing jobs, milk conspiracies, Bigfoot attacks, quantum teleportation, computer security nightmares, sewer news, voicemails, and much more.

  • EPISODE 528 : Sheep Food

    EPISODE 528 : Sheep Food

    Feb 25, 2026 at 3:20 AM CST · 12871

    This episode is chock full of nuts. A must listen

  • EPISODE 527 : Brain Drain

    EPISODE 527 : Brain Drain

    Feb 18, 2026 at 3:20 AM CST · 14484

    They thought they need to go through your skull to control you. They found other ways.

  • EPISODE 526 : No Control

    EPISODE 526 : No Control

    Feb 11, 2026 at 3:20 AM CST · 17426

    Collectively, we were tarded. HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!

  • EPISODE 525 : Sewer Files

    EPISODE 525 : Sewer Files

    Feb 4, 2026 at 3:20 AM CST · 18786

    LOL JACKIE!!!!

  • EPISODE 524 : BIG TEN

    EPISODE 524 : BIG TEN

    Jan 28, 2026 at 3:20 AM CST · 17742

    YAY! wait, awe nooooooooo.....

  • EPISODE 523 : Server Wine

    EPISODE 523 : Server Wine

    Jan 21, 2026 at 3:20 AM CST · 13936

    What is that noise!?!?

  • EPISODE 522 : Rebind Mice

    EPISODE 522 : Rebind Mice

    Jan 14, 2026 at 3:20 AM CST · 13950

    Lets stick together in the void. We are the glue. Etc etc etc...

  • EPISODE 521 : Subtle Win

    EPISODE 521 : Subtle Win

    Jan 7, 2026 at 3:20 AM CST · 16991

    Dang, my abilities impress even myself!

  • EPISODE 520 : MERRY PREDICTIONS!

    EPISODE 520 : MERRY PREDICTIONS!

    Dec 24, 2025 at 3:20 AM CST · 15755

    MERRY CHRISTMAS! AND HAPPY NEXT YEAR!!!!

  • EPISODE 519 : Who who who

    EPISODE 519 : Who who who

    Dec 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM CST · 14774

    And while we are at it, why why why?

  • EPISODE 518 : Xhange

    EPISODE 518 : Xhange

    Dec 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM CST · 10778

    Union bustin and stuffin

  • EPISODE 517 : Loot Hole

    EPISODE 517 : Loot Hole

    Dec 3, 2025 at 3:20 AM CST · 12732

    Skip this one. Sheesh

  • EPISODE 516 : Cold Turkey

    EPISODE 516 : Cold Turkey

    Nov 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM CST · 11035

    Nick buckles faster than a pilgrams shoe... or hat

  • EPISODE 515 : WIP IT

    EPISODE 515 : WIP IT

    Nov 19, 2025 at 3:20 AM CST · 9770

    RIP VOICEMETEER

  • EPISODE 514 : Ponderdox

    EPISODE 514 : Ponderdox

    Nov 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM CST · 7647

    Bunch of lies here!

  • EPISODE 513 : John Brennan Interview

    EPISODE 513 : John Brennan Interview

    Nov 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM CST · 9687

    Interview with a John Brennan!

  • EPISODE 512 : HAPPY HAILOWEEN

    EPISODE 512 : HAPPY HAILOWEEN

    Oct 29, 2025 at 4:20 AM CDT · 8250

    Happy Halloween 2025!!! Enough of this AI BS please!

  • EPISODE 511 : Really Real

    EPISODE 511 : Really Real

    Oct 22, 2025 at 4:20 AM CDT · 8174

    People either love you, or hate you, or they dont even think about you! REALLY? REAL!

  • EPISODE 510 : Yellow? Who's There?

    EPISODE 510 : Yellow? Who's There?

    Oct 15, 2025 at 4:20 AM CDT · 10005

    nananananannananananananananna

  • EPISODE 509 : Dr Detox

    EPISODE 509 : Dr Detox

    Oct 8, 2025 at 4:20 AM CDT · 9563

    What is this horrible thing inside of me!? DOCTOR! WHAT DO!??!!?

  • EPISODE 508 : Dill Slop

    EPISODE 508 : Dill Slop

    Oct 1, 2025 at 4:20 AM CDT · 9929

    ITS OCTOBER! LETS GET SPOOKY!

  • EPISODE 507 : Cosmic Seperation

    EPISODE 507 : Cosmic Seperation

    Sep 24, 2025 at 4:20 AM CDT · 7814

    Lets be alone together. Also, lets fail at making a monster!

  • EPISODE 506 : Terribble

    EPISODE 506 : Terribble

    Sep 17, 2025 at 4:20 AM CDT · 11464

    Things can only get better from here.

  • EPISODE 505 : Soul Not Found

    EPISODE 505 : Soul Not Found

    Sep 10, 2025 at 4:20 AM CDT · 8258

    The unraveling is leading to disturbing behaviors.

  • EPISODE 504 : Topic Not Found

    EPISODE 504 : Topic Not Found

    Sep 3, 2025 at 4:20 AM CDT · 12528

    Why are you like this?

  • EPISODE 503 : Brain Not Found

    EPISODE 503 : Brain Not Found

    Aug 27, 2025 at 4:20 AM CDT · 11535

    Why am i like this?

  • EPISODE 502 : Roony

    EPISODE 502 : Roony

    Aug 20, 2025 at 4:20 AM CDT · 10228

    Rat Reads Runes

  • EPISODE 501 : Beyond Average

    EPISODE 501 : Beyond Average

    Aug 13, 2025 at 4:20 AM CDT · 11552

    I got nothin'... Gimme somethin!

  • EPISODE 500 : Averatge

    EPISODE 500 : Averatge

    Aug 6, 2025 at 4:20 AM CDT · 10472

    Holy crow! 500 episodes!

  • EPISODE 499 : Bon ConspiraCIA

    EPISODE 499 : Bon ConspiraCIA

    Jul 30, 2025 at 4:20 AM CDT · 10113

    Concentrate with me. This is a serious episode. Seriously...?

  • EPISODE 498 : CE69

    EPISODE 498 : CE69

    Jul 23, 2025 at 4:20 AM CDT · 11872

    Concentrate with me. This is a serious episode. Seriously...?

  • EPISODE 497 : Sphake

    EPISODE 497 : Sphake

    Jul 16, 2025 at 4:20 AM CDT · 10086

    AND THE PEOPLE PRAISED THE R...... !!!! CATS.

  • EPISODE 496 : Summers Douche

    EPISODE 496 : Summers Douche

    Jul 9, 2025 at 4:20 AM CDT · 12225

    Just me being me. Its not any fun :(

  • EPISODE 495 : DUMBs

    EPISODE 495 : DUMBs

    Jul 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM CDT · 10477

    Deep Under My Butt

  • EPISODE 494 : TNO

    EPISODE 494 : TNO

    Jun 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM CDT · 11863

    Who am I? WHo ARE YOU!? Wait... WHO AM I?!?!?!?

  • EPISODE 493 : A Rat Kiss

    EPISODE 493 : A Rat Kiss

    Jun 18, 2025 at 4:20 AM CDT · 8111

    Nick sells Spiced Mayo to the major houses

  • EPISODE 492 : Spiace

    EPISODE 492 : Spiace

    Jun 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM CDT · 10344

    Lets go on a wild adventure through space and time! FEAR IS THE MIDKILLER! DONT BE A BEOTCH!

  • EPISODE 491 : Reptaliens

    EPISODE 491 : Reptaliens

    Jun 4, 2025 at 4:20 AM CDT · 11145

    Lets milk stuff!

  • EPISODE 490 : Daemon Painmon

    EPISODE 490 : Daemon Painmon

    May 28, 2025 at 4:20 AM CDT · 10790

    Who dis camel prompt jockey?

  • EPISODE 489 : Lolith

    EPISODE 489 : Lolith

    May 21, 2025 at 4:20 AM CDT · 9966

    Shes sucking us all off cause Adam, that bastardo!

  • EPISODE 488 : Rats Back

    EPISODE 488 : Rats Back

    May 14, 2025 at 4:20 AM CDT · 10608

    But did he ever really leave? REALLY?

  • EPISODE 487 : PAXindu

    EPISODE 487 : PAXindu

    May 7, 2025 at 4:20 AM CDT · 5545

    What is love, Xindu don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no mayo!

  • EPISODE 486 : Witlock

    EPISODE 486 : Witlock

    Apr 30, 2025 at 4:20 AM CDT · 12509

    Are thee WITCH or WARLOCK?! Happy halfway point to Halloween all!

  • EPISODE 485 : GG Alien

    EPISODE 485 : GG Alien

    Apr 23, 2025 at 4:20 AM CDT · 9145

    Protect yourself and your loved ones. LISTEN NOW!

  • EPISODE 484 : Weaster

    EPISODE 484 : Weaster

    Apr 16, 2025 at 4:20 AM CDT · 11073

    Merry Sunshine Sonny Boy! BLAZE EM UP 420 YOLO BUNNY

  • EPISODE 483 : FiSci

    EPISODE 483 : FiSci

    Apr 9, 2025 at 4:20 AM CDT · 8943

    Has SCIENCE gone too far? WHAT IS NICK SMOKING?!?!!? HOOOOOOWWWWLLLLLL!!!!

  • EPISODE 482 : Runed It

    EPISODE 482 : Runed It

    Apr 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM CDT · 9158

    This episode is RUNED! Don't listen. BLESS the 420 bomb. I will use it to upgrade the studio in Oct!!!

  • EPISODE 481 : Psych; Soldier!

    EPISODE 481 : Psych; Soldier!

    Mar 26, 2025 at 4:20 AM CDT · 9177

    Are you up to date?

  • EPISODE 480 : Who Goo

    EPISODE 480 : Who Goo

    Mar 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM CDT · 13412

    !#%$!^%#@$!&%^@#&$#^!%$#!@$%$#%$!#&%!@

  • EPISODE 479 : Shamcock

    EPISODE 479 : Shamcock

    Mar 12, 2025 at 4:20 AM CDT · 10929

    HAPPY SAINT PATDICKS DAY!!

  • EPISODE 478 : Cryptochaun

    EPISODE 478 : Cryptochaun

    Mar 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM CST · 13239

    Get em while they are hot, wet and juicy!

  • EPISODE 477 : BPITU sucker

    EPISODE 477 : BPITU sucker

    Feb 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM CST · 12350

    Mexican mayo makes for great sunblock!!!!!!!

  • EPISODE 476 : COTDR

    EPISODE 476 : COTDR

    Feb 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM CST · 12652

    HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! IM OFF TO MEXICO BEOTCHES!!!

  • EPISODE 475 : NLPire

    EPISODE 475 : NLPire

    Feb 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM CST · 12876

    DONATE DONATE DONATEEEEEEEE!

  • EPISODE 474 : Happy Nine Years

    EPISODE 474 : Happy Nine Years

    Jan 29, 2025 at 3:20 AM CST · 9805

    NINE YEARS!!! OMG i am the oldest rat ever!!! HUGE thanks to DJF aka Tunnel Rat!

  • EPISODE 473 : Goodbye David

    EPISODE 473 : Goodbye David

    Jan 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM CST · 9942

    Welcome back John

  • EPISODE 472 : Boom Dogs

    EPISODE 472 : Boom Dogs

    Jan 15, 2025 at 3:20 AM CST · 10420

    Kablooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooey

  • EPISODE 471 : 2024 Postdictions

    EPISODE 471 : 2024 Postdictions

    Jan 8, 2025 at 3:20 AM CST · 8321

    2024 postdictions!!! ...

  • EPISODE 470 : Predictions for the year 2025

    EPISODE 470 : Predictions for the year 2025

    Jan 1, 2025 at 3:20 AM CST · 8321

    2025 predictions...

  • EPISODE 469 : King of the Rats

    EPISODE 469 : King of the Rats

    Dec 25, 2024 at 3:20 AM CST · 9711

    MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!

  • EPISODE 468 : Nut Nogg

    EPISODE 468 : Nut Nogg

    Dec 18, 2024 at 3:20 AM CST · 7763

    Santa Stlye Egg Nogg!

  • EPISODE 467 : Angels of Doom

    EPISODE 467 : Angels of Doom

    Dec 11, 2024 at 3:20 AM CST · 7315

    They are in the sky! I dont know why!

  • EPISODE 466 : Insurass

    EPISODE 466 : Insurass

    Dec 4, 2024 at 3:20 AM CST · 11361

    December is here and noy o boy, it started off with a bang! A silenced bang

  • EPISODE 465 : T Minus 1

    EPISODE 465 : T Minus 1

    Nov 27, 2024 at 3:20 AM CST · 5420

    HAPPY THANKSGIVING DAY EVERYONE! I AM THANKFUL FOR ALL OF YOU! Sorry show got cut short

  • EPISODE 464 : Dang Duckie

    EPISODE 464 : Dang Duckie

    Nov 20, 2024 at 3:20 AM CST · 13948

    Thanks for the convo my duck like friend!

  • EPISODE 463 : Hyper Loco

    EPISODE 463 : Hyper Loco

    Nov 13, 2024 at 3:20 AM CST · 8329

    itty bitty communitttities

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