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Episode 422

Episode 422 ★ Milking the Milk

Episode 422 ★ Milking the Milk
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Show Notes

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: PhoneBoy, Kevin S, ChadF, harvhat, HeyCitizen, phifer, marykateultra, ericpp

Intro/Outro: BitBurner - Not Any Kind of Program

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FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever ground and brewed fresh coffee.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever went to a sex shop.

TOP THREE 33

It was 33 degrees on Monday. That's still cold. (The New York Times / archive)

Militants kill 33 in Pakistan (The Associated Press)
New Zealand television producer Alexander Breingan facing 33 charges brought by Serious Fraud Office (RNZ)
33-year-old Massachusetts man granted parole after being sentenced to life in prison (Mass Live)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN
No comments or updates on rescheduling, a month later

President Trump signs executive order establishing Great America Recovery Initiative (White House)
Weed spilled in your car doesn't violate open container laws, California court rules (Yahoo)
Recreational pot, 21 other citizen initiatives fail to qualify for Florida's 2026 ballot (AP)
Maine campaign to kill adult-use pot market misses 2026 signature deadline (Cannabis Business Times)
New Jersey dispensary bursts into flames (ABC 7 NY)
$1.5B black market weed ring dismantled in Oklahoma-led investigation (Oklahoma.gov)
Repeat arrests fail to stop vandalism at East Austin shop (KVUE / YouTube)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Slayer's Raining Blood.

Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Bitcoin-led crypto rout erases half a trillion in a week (Bloomberg)

Why has the price of bitcoin plummeted? Experts explain (ABC News)

Bitcoin hovers near $78K with 'broader downtrend intact' (Yahoo Finance)

TMZ receives ransom note for Nancy Guthrie -- in Bitcoin (TMZ)

Digital Commodity Intermediaries Act passes out of committee, national security remains major concern (The Rage)

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING

Resurfaced 3,300-year-old Egyptian document hints at biblical giants being real (New York Post)
Aussie teen swims 2.5 miles to save family (ABC News / YouTube)
Distillery owner shocked by loaded Al Capone-era gun hidden in wall (FOX)
Girl topples 63,000-beer-coaster tower (FOX)
Court reverses decision firing educator for reading 'I Need a New Butt!' (WLBT / YouTube)
Shirtless Florida man who jumped through Taco Bell window, robbed it with 'large rock' sentenced to 4 years (FOX)
Neighbors say a machete-wielding man is terrorizing their local park, San Francisco has no idea what to do about it (San Francisco Chronicle)
French hospital evacuated after man shows up with WWI artillery shell in rectum (Leadership)
Man using blow torch to melt ice burns house down (YouTube)
Elderly lottery winner uses jackpot to build nearly $400M drug empire making pills from his cottage (LBC)

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